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I may have just thrown my hat in the ring for longest post, though I'm pretty sure Leo still has me beat.
But yeah, I'm thorough. Your portion is pretty manageable though. Feel free to reply. Last edited by AquaParade; 04-28-2021 at 12:26 PM. |
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I can't tell if you are being willfully obtuse and grasping onto a nonsense point over a nonsense topic, or if you are feeling so cornered that you have to double down on something that was originally nothing more than "Mortal Kombat is a fantasy franchise that wouldn't work well when "Christopher Nolan'd into the real world". When you even out or take your meds or whatever it is, go back and read the pyre you've built on this one, brother. The circular patterns and semantics you are relying on in this particular thread read like a schizophrenic's nightmare, man. LMAO Holy **** man. |
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Either way, "Raiden" is the proper spelling and anyone who insists on spelling it "Rayden" in 2021 is being obstinate on purpose.
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I doubt they could afford him. Then again, he did that Pikachu movie so maybe he just takes whatever jobs tickle his fancy.
A lot of dumb people want The Miz to play Cage, so as far as I'm concerned Reynolds can do it so long as it keeps That F*cking Guy from getting it. |
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They could afford him if he's like the only "name" they get for MK2. And I think there probably exists a misconception with Reynolds batting down movie offers left and right... I don't think that's really a thing. If you want Ryan Reynolds in your movie, you're really only looking for a very, very specific kind of guy and his delivery is always in a very, very specific way.
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I mean... he could do it, I guess. But if they held out a whole movie to wait and cast Johnny Cage, they'd really only be doing that to bank on getting a name. i.e., someone like Reynolds. Like if they were just going to cast The Mizz (or someone like him), they might as well have just paid him $50 to show up at the end of the first movie, right? His casting wouldn't be a "WHOA!!!!" to anyone like it would be with Reynolds so there wouldn't be any point in holding it back a movie.
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I'd prefer some charismatic actor who also can fight, but they just get some famous guy and pretend he is a super martial artist.
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I guess the real question for the sequel will be whether or not Johnny Cage gets top billing and is the central character, which is doubtful. They will most likely continue the Cole thing as the central narrative.
But to be honest, again my hope is that they unceremoniously kill off Cole in the beginning. It would actually be a funny nod to the original MK2 and Cage's fate.... |
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It might be some 'big name', it might be the Mizz, but it could also be Joe-Shmoe McUnknown just for the sake of tossing Cage in there out of some sort of teeth-gnashing obligation just to shut us up. I would not be surprised if they killed him off in the sequel to be honest. "There, we had Johnny Whiteboy in the movie. Are you nerds happy now???"
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That's exactly right, and was also my initial reaction as to the creation and addition of "Cole". Basically to add anything other than a white male into the mix.
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I don't see why they couldn't just have a half-Asian Johnny Cage then if it was so damn important to "diversify" the cast. I don't think anyone would have complained very much.
The most annoying thing about Cole - aside from the fact that "sucking" is literally his defining trait for the whole movie until he suddenly takes a level in Bad-Ass as soon as the plot demands it - is that he could literally be swapped out for Cage and the movie would be exactly the same. Maybe you'd trim the family subplot but that's no huge loss. You could even still have him be Scorpion's descendant if you really wanted; it's a retcon but it's not like the movie doesn't retcon a bunch of other stuff anyways. |
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Ryan Renolds is nearly 50, he's way too old to be playing Johnny Cage.
Johnny should be around 25-30 or so. |
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I mean Deadpool isn't nearing 50?
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However, Johnny's deal is he's an actor and a real life martial artist, but people think all his fights are fake, so he enters the tournament to prove he can really fight and it's not just wire-fu or whatever. If you make him half-Asian you kinda fall into the 'so you're saying since he's Asian, he HAS to know martial arts' stereotype category.... Worst case scenario, you might even fall into 'what's the matta? Not Asian enough bro?"
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Deadpool wears a mask and otherwise has a pizza face. He is ageless as long as his girlfriend looks young and hot and... well... Monica B has that covered probably forever.
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He's still fit as f**k for being 50! He's only 6 years older than me, and I'm still in good shape. Walk four miles a day and everything, don't ya know. Can do that, AND work a fast-paced, physically demanding job for 9 hours a day, on my feet. If I can do that, Ryan can still play Cage, or Deadpool, who whoever else the f**k he wants.
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