Will Smith slaps Chris Rock at Oscars

[IMJ]

I believe that it's more likely that eventually the PR for everyone will say this was staged just to save face when it wasn't staged at all than it is likely that it was actually staged.

[joe-eyeball]

Originally Posted by Andrew NDB

I'll say this... if he does get divorced as the smoke settles, I'll totally concede it was 100% real.

Actually I would be likely to take an opposing view. If he divorces her, to me, I’d say it was rigged. I only say that because maybe Will did this as a desperate attempt to embarrass her to the point that she would dump him. In the end I couldn’t care less either way!

[CyberCubed]

Will Smith resigns/banned from the oscars/academy and is likely facing some heavy fines too, but of course it's all pretend!

[Leo656]

Yeah, c'mon. I love ya Andrew, you're one of the best there ever was but there is no f*cking way Will Smith would do all this just to help Chris Rock sell a few more tickets. Smith has the entire world turn on him and call him an asshole, resigns from the Academy and says he's okay if the Academy decides to do anything else by way of punishment... that'd be like cutting off your own arm at the elbow and giving it to your friend so that they can scratch an itch they can't quite reach. Like, it's a NICE thing to do but you'd have to be a complete idiot.

Maybe it's a more interesting story than "He just had too many drinks and lost his sh*t over a lame joke", but THAT is what actually happened regardless.

Time to put this "debate" to bed and start wondering out loud what else, if anything, the Academy will come up with. My guess would be "nothing", since Smith decided to fall on his own sword first, and I wouldn't be surprised if he's reinstated into the Academy at a later date either.

[ZariusTwo]

Will 'Loose Cannon' Smith: I respect you...academy man

[Andrew NDB]

Originally Posted by Leo656

Yeah, c'mon. I love ya Andrew, you're one of the best there ever was but there is no f*cking way Will Smith would do all this just to help Chris Rock sell a few more tickets. Smith has the entire world turn on him and call him an asshole, resigns from the Academy and says he's okay if the Academy decides to do anything else by way of punishment... that'd be like cutting off your own arm at the elbow and giving it to your friend so that they can scratch an itch they can't quite reach. Like, it's a NICE thing to do but you'd have to be a complete idiot.

Maybe it's a more interesting story than "He just had too many drinks and lost his sh*t over a lame joke", but THAT is what actually happened regardless.

Time to put this "debate" to bed and start wondering out loud what else, if anything, the Academy will come up with. My guess would be "nothing", since Smith decided to fall on his own sword first, and I wouldn't be surprised if he's reinstated into the Academy at a later date either.

I'm a little less in the "it was definitely a work!" camp now as much as I am in the, "OK, if you're saying 'there is NO REASON at all this could be a hoax camp then you're full of it" camp. And I say that firmly.

Because there is plenty of reasons. These are people with senses of humor, nothing to prove anymore, a grand stage serving to benefit and little to lose at this point. Jada has been at rock bottom career wise for a while now beyond pity appearances, Will did an "important" Oscar winning movie nobody saw (what, "Gemini Man" wasn't Oscar gold either?), and Rock hasn't been a comedian anybody has talked about for years and years. Even for me, him popping up in "Spiral" was like, "Oh yeah! Chris Rock! Where's he been the last 15 years?"

[Andrew NDB]

Chris Rock instead of Janet Jackson. Will Smith instead of Justin Timberlake. Somewhat. Not 1:1.

[neatoman]

[IMJ]

That lightsaber one was hysterical!

[Andrew NDB]

Ricky Gervais weighs in:

[neatoman]

"I would have told a joke about her boyfriend"

OK, that's pretty funny. Anyway, what do you people think of the rumor that Will Smith is gay and that's the reason he allows Jada to be with other men? Seems a little unfounded to me.

[Coola Yagami]

Originally Posted by neatoman

"I would have told a joke about her boyfriend"

OK, that's pretty funny. Anyway, what do you people think of the rumor that Will Smith is gay and that's the reason he allows Jada to be with other men? Seems a little unfounded to me.

1- he still have her two kids, he already went all in

2- look at her now. You don't have to be gay to not wanna touch that with someone else's ten foot pole

[Andrew NDB]

Could be John Travolta gay. Meaning he's had long fulfilling straight relationships and kids and all... but every story coming from the grapevine is about him banging dudes on the regular.

[Hamato Yoshi]

Ken Kercheval was prolly gay , ive a letter and the tone in that makes me believe he was in the closet.....the dad on ALF was also gay but married to a woman for decades. MGM forbade Van Johnson to say he was gay.

[Coola Yagami]

How does that work? Like how would they able to go through actually sleeping with their wives if they were gay? It should be as repulsive and nauseating to them as it would be for some straight guy to be forced to give another guy head.

[Leo656]

Most of the guys in porn are gay and they don't seem to have any problem at all banging countless chicks for hours at a time every day. I mean I'm sure the money helps but if it were that "repulsive" to them then they simply wouldn't be able to manage it.

I don't really know how it all works myself, but I think a lot of people seem misinformed about how the whole "being gay" thing actually works.

Meanwhile, as a straight guy I don't mind tellin' ya... pretty creeped out by the sight of vaginas. Like, I obviously like being inside of them but I'd never just sit and stare at one for the aesthetics. Definitely looks like someone got hit with a chainsaw and it never healed right. God should've taken that one back to the drawing board and come up with something a little less visually-disturbing.

[Andrew NDB]

Originally Posted by Leo656

Most of the guys in porn are gay and they don't seem to have any problem at all banging countless chicks for hours at a time every day. I mean I'm sure the money helps but if it were that "repulsive" to them then they simply wouldn't be able to manage it.

I don't really know how it all works myself, but I think a lot of people seem misinformed about how the whole "being gay" thing actually works.

Meanwhile, as a straight guy I don't mind tellin' ya... pretty creeped out by the sight of vaginas. Like, I obviously like being inside of them but I'd never just sit and stare at one for the aesthetics. Definitely looks like someone got hit with a chainsaw and it never healed right. God should've taken that one back to the drawing board and come up with something a little less visually-disturbing.

I hate to be the one to tell you, but there's a ton of different types of vaginas, man. Some that are very aesthetically pleasing... others that look like gunshot victims or some kind of lopsided, sideways duck bill.

[Leo656]

Well I've only had my face in a few, but suffice to say it was never the best part of my day.

I've also looked at way more porn than most people, and so far, I'm yet to find one I'd actually choose to sit and admire. I got ruined a long time ago; I heard someone call it "the ol' Axe Wound" and ever since then I can't un-see that.

I've seen some that were a little "less-gross" that others, yeah, definitely. But so far still Zero that I'd gaze upon for any extended length of time. They serve their purpose but they're pretty unattractive on the (w)hole.

Come to think of it, that's not something you even hear much, guys waxing eloquent about how "pretty" a woman's snizz is. You hear them write epic sonnets about boobs and ass but almost never do you hear a guy say, "And also, her c*nt was immaculate." I'm guessing a lot of guys probably share my thoughts on the subject but don't wanna say so out loud for fear of reprisals.

[neatoman]

I might as well clarify this since I brought it up myself, I do not think Will Smith is a closest gay man, he's probably straight because this whole "open relationship" thing is just about the only piece of evidence to suggest he wouldn't be.

That said, I think there are some skeletons in the closet at the old Smith house.

[Leo656]

So their dumb daughter apparently wrote Tupac a letter ten years ago asking him to "please come back and make Mommy happy again."

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/inte...230833912.html

There's so much we can ascertain from this. Especially since Tupac died long before those kids were even born.

Like, for one thing, we can guess that Jada absolutely wishes she'd been with Tupac instead of Will, and she must say so A LOT if even her kids who've never met the guy put him up on a pedestal. She must have always been outspokenly miserable with Will, for her daughter to write such a thing as "we need you back so Mommy can be happy." Yeesh!

Doing a little more detective work, we can assume Jada didn't end up with Tupac because SHE probably didn't want him to f*ck all the many women he was f*cking (but she most likely wanted to be free to f*ck as many guys as she wanted). And he was probably like, "F*ck that, I can get any woman I want, if you're screwing around then so am I" and so the whole thing went no further. But yeah, it's clear who she WISHED she'd ended up with, if she'd had her way.

Will is Jada's "Runner-Up Trophy" and I bet she never, ever lets him forget it. What a sh*t situation. It's amazing the guy finds the will to keep going, really. This exact situation is how a ton of murder-suicides happen. If they weren't rich and famous, it probably would've gone that far by now.

Originally Posted by neatoman

I might as well clarify this since I brought it up myself, I do not think Will Smith is a closest gay man, he's probably straight because this whole "open relationship" thing is just about the only piece of evidence to suggest he wouldn't be.

That said, I think there are some skeletons in the closet at the old Smith house.

Ironically enough, there's always been a ton of speculation that Jada's "one true love" Tupac WAS, in fact, a closeted gay man (or at the very least bisexual). I don't think he ever really denied it, either, in fact with the lip gloss and guyliner I think he kinda had some fun leaning into it, since the black community is notoriously hateful of gay people and yet there's no way they'd ever turn on someone as successful and entrenched in their culture as he was.

I don't know if he was or wasn't. I kinda think he was bi, he had a few tendencies. But the rumor was always there, regardless.

Maybe THAT'S why he and Jada never ended up together; maybe he wanted to be free to go both ways and she wasn't into it. I mean it's become rather fashionable now and a lot of chicks are outspoken about that being one of their fantasies, but back in the mid-90s women were more hateful towards gay/bi people than guys were, even. I can believe that could've been a factor.