Live Action Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers

[Coola Yagami]

I kinda feel everything is pointing that woke Gadget is gonna be the villain.

[Leo656]

Originally Posted by LeotheLateBloomer

This trailer further turned me away from the movie. Seriously, what are they going for here?

"Did you love the show? Then you're sure to HATE this!" I am pretty sure that's it.

Originally Posted by Coola Yagami

I kinda feel everything is pointing that woke Gadget is gonna be the villain.

Her absence is indeed conspicuous.

[superstaff]

I think it'll be her, Monterey Jack, and Zipper.

Obese Peter Pan is a red herring.

God, the movie looks so stupid and awful. I'm just glad this forum seems to mostly agree with me on this.

[Leo656]

Here. A much-needed palate-cleanser.



DO NOT say I never gave you anything.

Seriously how did I just discover this sh*t I'm so mad. My whole life's been a waste until today.

[superstaff]

Originally Posted by Leo656

Here. A much-needed palate-cleanser.



DO NOT say I never gave you anything.

Seriously how did I just discover this sh*t I'm so mad. My whole life's been a waste until today.

Yes, thank you for this.

[Leo656]

Remember Green Jelly/o (I can't figure out how to do the umlauts over the y)? The self-proclaimed Worst Band In The World who did the "Three Little Pigs" thing back in the day? That's who's playing/singing back-up on that. That's incredible. I cannot prove that copious amounts of marijuana were involved in this epic collaboration but it's the only thing that makes any sense. Aside from that if Donnie & Marie had this level of showmanship and craftsmanship they'd still be playin' Vegas.

Also, here, since I brought it up like a f*cking asshole.


Animated way better than this stupid Chip N' Dale movie and most likely tells a much more cohesive story. THE ACT 3 PLOT TWIST WILL SHOCK YOU!

[Allio]

Originally Posted by Coola Yagami

I kinda feel everything is pointing that woke Gadget is gonna be the villain.

Assuming the leaks are true

Spoiler:

Gadget is the stunt double for Scarlett Johansson, and is kidnapped early in the film and the villain is

Spoiler:

pluto

[Leofan26]

Originally Posted by Allio

Assuming the leaks are true

Spoiler:

Gadget is the stunt double for Scarlett Johansson, and is kidnapped early in the film and the villain is

Spoiler:

pluto

Hmm You’d think with Disney trying to make girls in these Disney remakes less of damsel in distress type they wouldn’t do that with Gadjet of all characters.

I’m starting to think Disney knew jack about this series and just read the summary for this series, watched Rodger Rabbit and was like this will be cool.

I wish Dale was 2D animated, he was my favorite of the duo and I was hoping FoxGlove would, well.

I’ll still watch out of curiosity but eh.

[Anarchistguy]

Originally Posted by Coola Yagami

I kinda feel everything is pointing that woke Gadget is gonna be the villain.

I second that motion

[superstaff]

The leaks sound horrible.

God, what a mess.

I was expecting this to be a Yogi Bear-esque thing with CGI Rescue Rangers annoying a human dude played by Zachary Levi or something. But this is so much worse. It's vomit inducing. Before anyone says I am being dramatic, no, I am very tired of trash like this being made, and distributed especially on trash streaming services. I miss being excited for movies, but nowadays, I dread 95.9% of them.

[Sumac]

As always, Disney will get a pass for using good old clichés, because, despite being very much greedy and evil corporation they managed to convince woketards, they are somehow on their side.

If the leaks are true that is. Though, even if not, I feel like it will be equally as dumb.

[Leo656]

Originally Posted by superstaff

I miss being excited for movies, but nowadays, I dread 95.9% of them.

Oh, for sure. I might even be at 99.9%. There's not a single thing I'm genuinely excited for or happy about coming down the pipeline, just elements within things I know will be either disappointing or flat-out bad on the whole.

I pretty much only look backwards towards catching up on stuff I missed, at this point. Otherwise I'm pretty much done with movies and TV altogether.

[drgon78]

Looks/sounds like utter garbage....no big surprise.

[oldmanwinters]

Well, I have seen more commercials. They advertise it as a “hey, parents” show. And yet… nothing about this looks “funny” to me. Will I watch it? Yeah… eventually. But my expectations are shorter than Zipper’s kneecap.

I think they finally included Gadget in two clips but it might be a flasback.

[Sumac]

Something tells me it won't just garbage, but an aggressive garbage, which will miss the mark with everyone: fans, casuals, everyone else basically.

[Jester]

I like Chip 'n Dale.

I like John and Andy.

I really don't think I'll like this movie.

[superstaff]

Originally Posted by Sumac

Something tells me it won't just garbage, but an aggressive garbage, which will miss the mark with everyone: fans, casuals, everyone else basically.

Oh, definitely.

I mean, I've seen normies say they're excited for it on other platforms online, but these seem to be the types that would probably clap like seals just staring at the Rescue Rangers symbol on screen for two hours.

Originally Posted by Jester

I like Chip 'n Dale.

I like John and Andy.

I really don't think I'll like this movie.

It seems like a detestable movie. It has all the worst aspects of modern day movies: nonsensical writing, horrible 'fanservice', annoying 'comedy', detestable d-bag characters, empty virtue signaling (apparently based on the leaks), and so on. If this thing gets certified fresh or whatever online, I'm just done with humanity, because all hope that people can recognize quality over garbage will be immediately destroyed for me.

[Coola Yagami]

Originally Posted by superstaff

I mean, I've seen normies say they're excited for it on other platforms online, but these seem to be the types that would probably clap like seals just staring at the Rescue Rangers symbol on screen for two hours.

Normies ruin everything.

It's like they don't seem to understand that x show or x series grabbed their attention because it was good as is. There's no need to make it 'more accessible for normies' because the normies are already curious and watching.

They don't get that yeah, maybe they'll like the 'normie version' but they don't get that if they like that, they'll most likely like a more faithful version a whole lot more.

That's kinda why we need some crazy independent creator to make a more serious TMNT movie. It's the only way the general populace will understand that the Turtles can work without cowabunga and pizza.

[superstaff]

Let me tell you a tale, Coola.

More than a decade ago, I went into my dad's room, and saw him watching Resident Evil 3. He looked bored, maybe a little confused too. I told him "Hey, you know, this is the third movie in that series. Maybe you'll understand better if you saw the other two." He shrugged, and said he didn't give a crap about any story. He just wanted to see the explosions and zombies get killed. I'm not even exaggerating. He really did say that all that mattered was the explosions and kills.

I think that encounter gave me a huge insight on how normies view movies. They don't care about continuity, story, characters, etc. All that matters is that their basest needs are met. In the case of Rescue Rangers, all they want is to see the Rescue Rangers on their screen again. They don't care about any of the details. It's just about satisfying their need to 're-live their childhood again'. That's it. I think flashing the Rescue Rangers symbol on a screen for two hours would probably satisfy them, well, as long as there's hype and maybe potential watercooler talk about said symbol flashing on a screen for two hours.

[Sumac]

I always thought being a normie is liking show for certain qualities, not just for logotype alone.