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03-28-2004, 12:43 PM
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Handsomest Boy in School
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: The Realm of SJW
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VOLTRON BUSTS OUT HIS MAD SKILLZ, YO!
I couldn't resist...
But this inspired me to show you my rapping prowess. I learned from the greats coast to coast. Harlem to Oaktown, Camden to Compton...G... Quote:
I call this one "Pimpin' Ol' Skool Eas' Si' Holla' Back wha wha wha wha wha wha wha" 34th Remix" Uh huh Uh huh Yeah Uh huh I rap about stupid crap like smackin my bitch when she gives me flap No shame just want money to my name singing crappy rap is a special game 'cuz people are stupid they'll by anything they showed as long as its flashy and refers to bitches and hoes I have a posse' 'cuz I feel insecure but still I love the paychecks 'cuz I'm a money grubbin whore BACK OFF BITCH! Don't you see I got a glock? I'm da wrong mddaf*cka to try an mock I own everything here from up to 6 blocks! from the preschool down the street to Mr. Chan's Wok! Uh huh Uh huh BITCH! Uh huh Uh huh Uh huh GOT MONEY, BITCH! Uh huh Uh huh Uh huh But I want yours too.. Uh huh
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03-28-2004, 12:44 PM
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Second Gear
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: The New World
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I'm definatley buying your debut album!
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03-28-2004, 12:45 PM
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Mad Scientist
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: England
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Woohoo I am a muse
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03-28-2004, 12:50 PM
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Honey Bunches
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Lone Star State
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I wish he would bust out his Stalin/Winston Churchill rap.
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03-28-2004, 12:52 PM
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Outlaw Hero
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Tannhauser Gate
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i bet voltron's not a giant robot from castlevania dressed up as darth vader... no he's 50 cent
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03-28-2004, 12:56 PM
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Mad Scientist
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: England
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You mean 'fiddy cent'?
 And I said 'What do you want from me?!' and you know what the Loch Ness Monster said? He said 'tree fiddy'. Then I said 'damn you Loch Ness Monster I'm not gonna give you tree dollars and fiddy cents!' |
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03-28-2004, 12:57 PM
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Handsomest Boy in School
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FF fans will get that joke Quote:
Like now! Check it Stalin quit your Stallin' Hitler invaded quit your bawlin Don't step back be a Monster Mac move ahead wit da counter attack! Oh no! da bull dog Churchill needs to take some advils 'cuz London town is burnin' down all the way to the ground Meanwhile the great US we be out to impress got a two front war have some bitches to address Namely Japan n' Duestchland the Samurai, and the Blonde man they try whatever dey can BUT YOU AIN'T GONNA GET AWAY FROM UNCLE SAM! BITCH! Go on Uh take a day off prease! Please Bitch take a day off prease? Now Now Ho take da day off preeeeease? Just give us time to do the Holy Breeze! Divine Wind Far East Side, Biotch!
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03-28-2004, 01:23 PM
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Honey Bunches
Join Date: Jan 2003
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You never cease to amaze me.
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03-28-2004, 01:35 PM
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Mad Scientist
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Burlington, Ontario
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All mah dawgs are gon be trippin' when I show 'em dis, yo!
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03-28-2004, 01:56 PM
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Stone Warrior
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: ...down in the sewer listening to Skinny Puppy...
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03-28-2004, 02:22 PM
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The Long Con
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: G'ville, FL (Gator Country), USA
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Wow! This program really depicts what rap is! *applauds*
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03-28-2004, 02:30 PM
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I'm your Devil
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
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I want to have Voltron's baby!
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03-28-2004, 02:41 PM
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Hench Mutant
Join Date: Sep 2003
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He he. Well done Voltron.
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03-28-2004, 02:53 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2004
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And THAT is why Voltron is my hero.
I want him to bust out the 50 Gil rap. |
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03-28-2004, 03:19 PM
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Mad Scientist
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Dorksville, USA
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Comedy, thy name is Voltron.
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03-28-2004, 10:22 PM
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follower of Jesus
Join Date: Feb 2003
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man thats some funny ****!
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03-28-2004, 10:35 PM
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Stone Warrior
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: I would tell you, but i fear an attack of AOL Trial CDs.
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whips out Boombox
oh snap son we gon have a FREESTAYLE MATCH??? Yeah yeah yeah yeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! SON DIS BE DA REMIX yall wanna live my lifestyle never seen a break never seen a blackout because im a pimp Dis da remix... ruff hounz i was meant to be, is that impossible for you to see you wanna be me but you cant you b**ch you fagg*t you coward you clown you just wanna be down whaaaaaaaaat! yall see now im a pimp you wish you wuz me imma burn nose bitch i grew up a f**kin screw up got introduced to the gang got an ounce of f**kin blew up im a playa son dis da remix... ruff houn's jigga when i was 20 we was shootin bye them jiggas wish they could kiss their mothers gbye but we blew their faces to the ozone and we cut up the others stabbed their brain with thier nosebone RUFF HOUNDZ JIGGA WHAT |
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03-28-2004, 11:24 PM
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Handsomest Boy in School
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By the end of this rap you'll be cryin my skillz so mad you be dyin' my fans so high they be flyin you wanna face off? no hurt in tryin' you feel da heat? you be fryin rekonize da beat? it by stylin' now you are the lemon 'n I be the cherry your rhymes are sour while mine are very PIMP! Y'all a lyrical shrimp
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03-28-2004, 11:35 PM
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Hench Mutant
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Minnesota
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Nice voltron your raps are all Funny
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