My Award Speech!

*Voltron* · 03-28-2004, 11:56 PM

It was my goal to be recognized as the board's funniest member. I am proud to say that as of this day, I have achieved the my dream. It wasn't easy, as I got off to a rocky start here when I first joined. People didn't seem to pay attention to my jokes. I think I made some impact commenting on odd things, which really helped my image along. As time went on, my humor gained momentum, and today I stand before you as the Lord of the Jesters.

With my goal being achieved, I feel that my job here is done. I am leaving the boards forever, never to return. I bid thee all adieu.

Later. jk

愛 · 03-29-2004, 12:00 AM

NO! YOU CAN'T BE LEAVING! WHAT DO I HAVE TO LIVE FOR NOW?

*pulls the trigger and blows brains out*

Tigershard · 03-29-2004, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ai Takahashi

NO! YOU CAN'T BE LEAVING! WHAT DO I HAVE TO LIVE FOR NOW?

*pulls the trigger and blows brains out*

I think we can blame this violence on evil shows like TMNT. Do the right thing! Buy your children Grand Theft Auto!

**Barkworm** · 03-29-2004, 05:12 AM

Voltron, from the moment you posted that "Pirates fighting Ninja"-thread you have always been my king of comedy. *applauds*

*That Matt Guy* · 03-29-2004, 06:46 AM

It's funny. Everyone used to hate him, and now everyone loves him.

I've always secretly loved him.

*Voltron* · 03-29-2004, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Matthew138

It's funny. Everyone used to hate him, and now everyone loves him.

I've always secretly loved him.

Yeah...

funny how things do a 180, huh?

*Raven* · 03-29-2004, 09:28 AM

bye

Dipthong · 03-29-2004, 09:47 AM

I for one am glad he is gone. he was obnoxious.

Bourgeois Buffoon · 03-29-2004, 09:48 AM

Well, see ya and happy trails. I was too new to be able to be affected by your obnoxiousness or your funniness. ^^;

Peanut · 03-29-2004, 10:04 AM

I've always openly admitted I was in love with Voltron.

*Voltron* · 03-29-2004, 10:06 AM

Actually I was joking with everyone. I'm not going anywhere.

Sorry Dipthong, but since you called me obnoxious I feel the need to be even more so.

Meira-Bates · 03-29-2004, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Voltron

Actually I was joking with everyone. I'm not going anywhere.

Sorry Dipthong, but since you called me obnoxious I feel the need to be even more so.

*parties!* Yaaaaaay more Voltron.

*Dr. Doom* · 03-29-2004, 10:31 AM

My favorite part was the JK at the end.

Peanut · 03-29-2004, 10:47 AM

A day without Voltron is a day without sunshine.

*Brodie* · 03-29-2004, 04:45 PM

I nominated and voted for you, so better pay up, Bucky.

*Voltron* · 03-29-2004, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Brodie

I nominated and voted for you, so better pay up, Bucky.

Pay? Pay for what? All the smiles and joy and happiness I brought into your home? Pthhhb, go get yourself another comedy whore! Ol' Volty's not gonna be working the streets no more.

*Brodie* · 03-29-2004, 05:10 PM

But you're my only comedy whore...

*Voltron* · 03-29-2004, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brodie

But you're my only comedy whore...

R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to EDIT:me.

*Brodie* · 03-29-2004, 05:23 PM

"To mean"?....Eh?

*Voltron* · 03-29-2004, 05:52 PM

There! You happy you over critical sack of crap!?

03-28-2004, 11:56 PM	#1
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	My Award Speech! It was my goal to be recognized as the board's funniest member. I am proud to say that as of this day, I have achieved the my dream. It wasn't easy, as I got off to a rocky start here when I first joined. People didn't seem to pay attention to my jokes. I think I made some impact commenting on odd things, which really helped my image along. As time went on, my humor gained momentum, and today I stand before you as the Lord of the Jesters. With my goal being achieved, I feel that my job here is done. I am leaving the boards forever, never to return. I bid thee all adieu. Later. jk __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . .

03-29-2004, 05:12 AM	#4
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,757	Voltron, from the moment you posted that "Pirates fighting Ninja"-thread you have always been my king of comedy. applauds __________________ Make ****, not kill!

03-29-2004, 09:28 AM	#7
Raven follower of Jesus Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,212	bye __________________ TMNT Future Despair Deviant Offical Ultimate Ninja Turtles Site!

03-29-2004, 09:47 AM	#8
Dipthong New Recruit Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2	I for one am glad he is gone. he was obnoxious. __________________ turtles taste good!

03-29-2004, 09:48 AM	#9
Bourgeois Buffoon Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dee-LA-WHar, U.S.A.! Posts: 122	Well, see ya and happy trails. I was too new to be able to be affected by your obnoxiousness or your funniness. ^^; __________________ Well! Well well well well! Well well! Well now... Local Frosted Flakes freak and goof. Ph33r.

03-29-2004, 12:00 AM	#2
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	NO! YOU CAN'T BE LEAVING! WHAT DO I HAVE TO LIVE FOR NOW? pulls the trigger and blows brains out

03-29-2004, 06:46 AM	#5
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	It's funny. Everyone used to hate him, and now everyone loves him. I've always secretly loved him.

03-29-2004, 10:04 AM	#10
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	I've always openly admitted I was in love with Voltron.

03-29-2004, 10:06 AM	#11
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	Actually I was joking with everyone. I'm not going anywhere. Sorry Dipthong, but since you called me obnoxious I feel the need to be even more so. __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . .

03-29-2004, 10:31 AM	#13
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	My favorite part was the JK at the end. __________________ I love you, Pickle.

03-29-2004, 10:47 AM	#14
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	A day without Voltron is a day without sunshine.

03-29-2004, 04:45 PM	#15
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	I nominated and voted for you, so better pay up, Bucky. __________________ Stupendous Monster

03-29-2004, 05:10 PM	#17
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	But you're my only comedy whore... __________________ Stupendous Monster

03-29-2004, 05:23 PM	#19
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	"To mean"?....Eh? __________________ Stupendous Monster

03-29-2004, 05:52 PM	#20
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	There! You happy you over critical sack of crap!? __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . .