I'm going to Hell..are you?

[Mars-Chan]

N'yuck, n'yuck n'yuck, n'yuck....


Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

[Mondo J. Gecko]

...
I got....

Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

This was/is a weird topic....
...

[Nosferatu]

There are a lot of people that got the fifth level. </obvious>

[guitardave]

I don't believe in heaven or hell, but I took the test anyway...


Your fate has been decided...

You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

[Ninjinister]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-i...formation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I don't understand why I got level 8. Oh well, I just took it for fun. Humans don't go to Hell anyway. And if this is the Christian Hell, why are there so many references to the Greek underworld?

[Barkworm]

First Level of Hell - Limbo
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Moderate
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
I shouldn't have given money to those beggars in India...

[Psycho Raph]

Originally Posted by Ai Takahashi

Don't bother. I had it coming.

EDIT: I like how you don't even get a choice in the matter. You're born because your parents want to have you. You think you're born into this great world and you're going to have the time of your life. BUT WAIT! There's a catch. You have to be good, or else you're going to suffer eternal damnation. How nice......assholes.

Sorry if I made any religious people upset. It just kind of bothers me.

I see it this way: If you join one religion in order to go to Heaven, another religion out there thinks that you're going to Hell because of it. Because of this, I backed out of the gang war called "religion."

[Krutch]

I got level 2. the "Lustful" one. Then i redid the test thinking to myself realistically what I could change. Then i got Purgatory. hehe

[R-iZZy]

I got a Level 4...

[That Matt Guy]

4th for me too.

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

That fits me very well actually.

[Anarky]

Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

[Voltron]

Originally Posted by Ai Takahashi

Don't bother. I had it coming.

EDIT: I like how you don't even get a choice in the matter. You're born because your parents want to have you. You think you're born into this great world and you're going to have the time of your life. BUT WAIT! There's a catch. You have to be good, or else you're going to suffer eternal damnation. How nice......assholes.

Sorry if I made any religious people upset. It just kind of bothers me.

Ai...just...opening your mouth is a bad idea. Stick to computers.

[Kali]

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Very Low
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Anybody else find it a touch Ironic that the person with the demon alter ego only gets to the first level?

[Peanut]

I re-did the test...and changed about 2 answers...and for some reason I go from Level 5 to Level 1.

[ZariusTwo]

Does'nt Hell already exist in New Jersey?

[Peanut]

Either that or England...

[Dr. Doom]

Well, I'm a heretic.


The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-i...formation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv


-=sends Doom off to take it=-

[Dr. Doom]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-i...formation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv



BAH!! The lord of the underworld fears Doom's wrath, and wishes not to be outsmarted once more, so he sends Doom to this irrelevent and disturbingly homo-erotic level of hell!!! Satan, you coward!! Show yourself so that Doom may make it clear once again, that there is only ONE master of Evil.......THERE IS ONLY ONE DOOM!!!! -=Storms through all the naked cannibals to no doubt outwit the devil once again and escape better off than he was prior to arrival=-

[That Matt Guy]

Originally Posted by Michaelangelo

Either that or England...

Or Edmonton... or anywhere in Canada actually.

[Peanut]

I'd have to agree.