Favortie Turtle Quote? - Page 3

**Machias Banshee** · 12-11-2001, 02:33 PM

THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANK YOU!!!!
I bow down and kiss your feet! well, you--dont, um, have feet, do you? Well-i bow down and kiss your tentacles then!

my new roommate has a scanner, so i'm gonna try to get my pictures done, and then i'll send them to you. Thank you!

[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2001-12-12 02:59 ]

**Machias Banshee** · 12-12-2001, 01:59 AM

Um, since we kinda got off subject, I'm gonna put up another quote. 1st movie, fave 'father/son' scene.

(Raphael sneaks into the lair, thinking nobody’s awake, when a match suddenly flares, and its Splinter lighting a candle. Raph’s shoulders drop, knowing he’s in trouble.)
Splinter: Raphael, come sit by me.
Raph: Couldn’t this wait 'til morning?
Splinter: You will listen now. (Splinter emphasizes his command with a twitch of his tail. Raphael sighs and sits next to Splinter, who looks at him intently.) My master Yoshi's first rule was: "Possess the right thinking. Only then can one receive the gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace." (Turns Raph’s face towards him.) I have tried to channel your anger, Raphael. But more remains. Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward, it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers, for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them… And do not forget me. I am here, my son. (Puts hand on Raph’s head while son cries.)

Awwwww.

**Machias Banshee** · 12-12-2001, 02:30 PM

Hey Kali! I think you were looking for this!

"A little dip in the chi pool? I don't have my trunks, so you'll have to promise not to peek...unless, of course, you can't help yourself."
"Gross, Michaelangelo!"
- Michaelangelo and Venus De Milo, The Staff of Bukai

**Kali** · 12-12-2001, 02:53 PM

Yep, that's it.

I couldn't find or remember the whole thing. Thanks. Gotta put that on my quote page.

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Kali Gargoyle's Asylum

[ This Message was edited by: Kali on 2001-12-12 15:53 ]

Lord Vega · 12-13-2001, 08:38 PM

From "Shredder's Mom"

(Bebop is firing with his laser at the portal's room door)
Shredder: Hurry your fool!
Bebop: Worried about your mother, boss?
Shredder: No! I'm worried about the solar mirror!

**Machias Banshee** · 12-13-2001, 08:40 PM

Hello, and welcome to the forums!

Lord Vega · 12-15-2001, 09:01 AM

Thanks!

Here's another one:
From "Planet Of The Turtles"

(Shredder and Krang are watching the Earth's enegry being drained)
Krang: We're almost finished.
Shredder: Earth is almost finished as well. As soon as we destroy Splinter and the turtles, our work will be done!
Krang: And then, we're going to reruns! ...I guess...

**HorseTechie** · 12-19-2001, 01:43 PM

Second movie, during the fight in the junk yard:

[Raph stands tied to a post]
[Don runs up to him, rips the tape off his mouth]
[Raph] Yeeeouch! Geez, why dontcha just rip my lips off? You think you coulda--
[Don slaps the tape back over Raph's mouth and points to the ropes] Here, let me get these first...

**HorseTechie** · 12-19-2001, 01:49 PM

Ooo... dug up two more from the first movie (yes, I'm a movie fan!)

[Mike] Man, I could go for some deep dish action right about now...
[Danny] I had some pizza down here the other day--
[Don drops his electronic project and looks around for the 'za. He finds the box, looks inside, and closes it real quick] Question?
[Mike] Yeah?
[Don] Do you like Penecillin on your pizza?
[Mike falls to his knees in dissapointment, then hums taps for the pizza]
((this one hit home, cause my mom was notorious for having moldy food in the fridge!))

[Mike] Hay Donnie! Looks like this one's suffering from shell-shock!
[Don] Too derivative.
[Mike] Boy, I guess we can really shell it out.
[Don] Too clique.
[Mike] Well, it was a shell of a good hit!
[Don] I like it! Step-up!

(( as if I didn't see that scene enough in the ol previews ))

[ This Message was edited by: HorseTechie on 2001-12-19 14:49 ]

**Kali** · 12-22-2001, 09:41 PM

Leo: As Splinter says, 'Sometimes one must make a pact with evil, in order to accomplish good.'"
Raph: You know, I don't remember him saying that.
Leo: Well, he would have... If he'd ever thought about it.
~The Case of the Killer Pizzas.

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Chaos, panic, disorder. My work here is done!
Kali Gargoyle's Asylum

[ This Message was edited by: Kali on 2001-12-22 22:42 ]

*Nickokapo* · 01-04-2002, 12:44 PM

*laughs at mike* ;]

*Nickokapo* · 01-04-2002, 12:48 PM

um...nevermind that post,there was 2 more pages,i was reading page 1... -_-;;

**Ratking** · 01-28-2002, 05:47 PM

he said the word "Nevermind"

*Skeletoncrew* · 02-02-2002, 02:33 PM

I was listening to a few NM clips last night. I'd have to go with Venus saying, "If I had a hamster, I'd name it Danger!"

**Kali** · 02-02-2002, 02:38 PM

Heh heh "You're too bizarro."

**Machias Banshee** · 02-02-2002, 02:47 PM

I love this one from tower of power:

Raph:Enjoy spacious staterooms with all the latest amenities.

Mike: What's amenities mean?

Raph: It's a fancy name for *splat* cockroaches!

hehehe...

**Ratking** · 02-03-2002, 05:27 AM

um.....(Cowabunga Shredhead):

(April):It's shredder!
(Shredder pretending to be mike): where ? where?

not really a quote but it is very funny

*Skeletoncrew* · 02-05-2002, 02:21 AM

That whole episode was funny. (Course, I haven't seen it in something like 6 years.) Wouldn't that have to be the ultimate in embarassment for a villian? Acting like your goofiest enemy? In front of the rest of your enemies?!

Actually, a friend of mine came up with the ultimate weapon against the snooty, dignified, "better than thou", type of villian. The Karaoke Ray! One blast and even the most straight-laced of villians will be singing and dancing to cheesy songs!

Can't you just picture Shredder singing Tears for Fears, "Everybody Wants to Rule the World"? How about Krang doing a rendition of Cindi Lauper's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"?

Oh the possibilities are endless...

**Kali** · 02-05-2002, 08:51 AM

Although if Donatello built it it would probably backfire at one point and we'd have the Turtles singing "YMCA" or "It's Not Easy Being Green" or something.

*Skeletoncrew* · 02-05-2002, 03:01 PM

True. But at least the turtles probably wouldn't be terminally embarassed by it. Though if it was YMCA, they might be. With good reason.

12-11-2001, 02:33 PM	#41
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANK YOU!!!! I bow down and kiss your feet! well, you--dont, um, have feet, do you? Well-i bow down and kiss your tentacles then! my new roommate has a scanner, so i'm gonna try to get my pictures done, and then i'll send them to you. Thank you! <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2001-12-12 02:59 ]</font>

12-12-2001, 02:53 PM	#44
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Yep, that's it. I couldn't find or remember the whole thing. Thanks. Gotta put that on my quote page. _________________ Chaos, panic, disorder. My work here is done! Kali Gargoyle's Asylum <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Kali on 2001-12-12 15:53 ]</font>

12-19-2001, 01:49 PM	#49
HorseTechie Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 5,677	Ooo... dug up two more from the first movie (yes, I'm a movie fan!) [Mike] Man, I could go for some deep dish action right about now... [Danny] I had some pizza down here the other day-- [Don drops his electronic project and looks around for the 'za. He finds the box, looks inside, and closes it real quick] Question? [Mike] Yeah? [Don] Do you like Penecillin on your pizza? [Mike falls to his knees in dissapointment, then hums taps for the pizza] ((this one hit home, cause my mom was notorious for having moldy food in the fridge!)) [Mike] Hay Donnie! Looks like this one's suffering from shell-shock! [Don] Too derivative. [Mike] Boy, I guess we can really shell it out. [Don] Too clique. [Mike] Well, it was a shell of a good hit! [Don] I like it! Step-up! (( as if I didn't see that scene enough in the ol previews )) <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: HorseTechie on 2001-12-19 14:49 ]</font>

12-22-2001, 09:41 PM	#50
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Leo: As Splinter says, 'Sometimes one must make a pact with evil, in order to accomplish good.'" Raph: You know, I don't remember him saying that. Leo: Well, he would have... If he'd ever thought about it. ~The Case of the Killer Pizzas. _________________ Chaos, panic, disorder. My work here is done! Kali Gargoyle's Asylum <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Kali on 2001-12-22 22:42 ]</font>

02-02-2002, 02:33 PM	#54
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	I was listening to a few NM clips last night. I'd have to go with Venus saying, "If I had a hamster, I'd name it Danger!" __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

12-12-2001, 01:59 AM	#42
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Um, since we kinda got off subject, I'm gonna put up another quote. 1st movie, fave 'father/son' scene. (Raphael sneaks into the lair, thinking nobody’s awake, when a match suddenly flares, and its Splinter lighting a candle. Raph’s shoulders drop, knowing he’s in trouble.) Splinter: Raphael, come sit by me. Raph: Couldn’t this wait 'til morning? Splinter: You will listen now. (Splinter emphasizes his command with a twitch of his tail. Raphael sighs and sits next to Splinter, who looks at him intently.) My master Yoshi's first rule was: "Possess the right thinking. Only then can one receive the gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace." (Turns Raph’s face towards him.) I have tried to channel your anger, Raphael. But more remains. Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward, it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers, for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them… And do not forget me. I am here, my son. (Puts hand on Raph’s head while son cries.) Awwwww.

12-12-2001, 02:30 PM	#43
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Hey Kali! I think you were looking for this! "A little dip in the chi pool? I don't have my trunks, so you'll have to promise not to peek...unless, of course, you can't help yourself." "Gross, Michaelangelo!" - Michaelangelo and Venus De Milo, The Staff of Bukai

12-13-2001, 08:38 PM	#45
Lord Vega Random Punk Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Shadaloo's Headquarters Posts: 44	From "Shredder's Mom" (Bebop is firing with his laser at the portal's room door) Shredder: Hurry your fool! Bebop: Worried about your mother, boss? Shredder: No! I'm worried about the solar mirror!

12-13-2001, 08:40 PM	#46
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Hello, and welcome to the forums!

12-15-2001, 09:01 AM	#47
Lord Vega Random Punk Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Shadaloo's Headquarters Posts: 44	Thanks! Here's another one: From "Planet Of The Turtles" (Shredder and Krang are watching the Earth's enegry being drained) Krang: We're almost finished. Shredder: Earth is almost finished as well. As soon as we destroy Splinter and the turtles, our work will be done! Krang: And then, we're going to reruns! ...I guess...

12-19-2001, 01:43 PM	#48
HorseTechie Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 5,677	Second movie, during the fight in the junk yard: [Raph stands tied to a post] [Don runs up to him, rips the tape off his mouth] [Raph] Yeeeouch! Geez, why dontcha just rip my lips off? You think you coulda-- [Don slaps the tape back over Raph's mouth and points to the ropes] Here, let me get these first...

01-04-2002, 12:44 PM	#51
Nickokapo Emperor Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Argentina Posts: 5,802	laughs at mike ;]

01-04-2002, 12:48 PM	#52
Nickokapo Emperor Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Argentina Posts: 5,802	um...nevermind that post,there was 2 more pages,i was reading page 1... -_-;;

01-28-2002, 05:47 PM	#53
Ratking Moderator Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: a sewer near you Posts: 796	he said the word "Nevermind"

02-02-2002, 02:38 PM	#55
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Heh heh "You're too bizarro."

02-02-2002, 02:47 PM	#56
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	I love this one from tower of power: Raph:Enjoy spacious staterooms with all the latest amenities. Mike: What's amenities mean? Raph: It's a fancy name for splat cockroaches! hehehe...

02-03-2002, 05:27 AM	#57
Ratking Moderator Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: a sewer near you Posts: 796	um.....(Cowabunga Shredhead): (April):It's shredder! (Shredder pretending to be mike): where ? where? not really a quote but it is very funny

02-05-2002, 02:21 AM	#58
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	That whole episode was funny. (Course, I haven't seen it in something like 6 years.) Wouldn't that have to be the ultimate in embarassment for a villian? Acting like your goofiest enemy? In front of the rest of your enemies?! Actually, a friend of mine came up with the ultimate weapon against the snooty, dignified, "better than thou", type of villian. The Karaoke Ray! One blast and even the most straight-laced of villians will be singing and dancing to cheesy songs! Can't you just picture Shredder singing Tears for Fears, "Everybody Wants to Rule the World"? How about Krang doing a rendition of Cindi Lauper's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"? Oh the possibilities are endless... __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

02-05-2002, 08:51 AM	#59
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Although if Donatello built it it would probably backfire at one point and we'd have the Turtles singing "YMCA" or "It's Not Easy Being Green" or something.

02-05-2002, 03:01 PM	#60
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	True. But at least the turtles probably wouldn't be terminally embarassed by it. Though if it was YMCA, they might be. With good reason. __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!