If The Turtles Were Humans...

NeoBix · 09-08-2004, 12:46 PM

If the turtles were humans, what would they act like, look like, think like, etc.?

In other words, what would they BE like?

I think Mikey would be a surfer in California with long blonde hair, a really good California tan, whacky looking orange surfer shorts, and a really cool looking orange surf board.

I think Leonardo would be a goody goody cop, who does everything he can to make sure justice is served. He would have short brown hair and he would carry TWO, I repeat, TWO GUNS (just like 2 katanas) just because he's better aim with 2 guns, I dunno why lol. Also, of course he would be one of the boys in BLUE, duh!

Donatello would be a college student studying science and technology and all of that other stuff. He would have long brown hair but it would be dyed purple cuz it's his favorite color. He would take his studies very seriously but also have a great sense of humor.

Raphael would be a professional thief and a member of the biggest local gang. He would be a hot headed ball-buster and always trying to start trouble, especially with his own gang-mates. He would have naturally blonde hair but he dyed it bright red because it's his favorite color. He would also carry 2 knives of some kind with him at all times, instead of his sais.

Well what do you guys think?? lol

Tigershard · 09-08-2004, 12:51 PM

I don't think Leonardo would be a cop, I still think he would be a ninja

09-08-2004, 01:56 PM

I agrea with you, Tigershard. He could probably be a ninjutsu instructor with his own dojo. Anyway, the interesting thing about the TMNT is that they don't have any ethnic background other than being born and raised in America. So, they could look like pretty much anything if they were human.

This reminds me of an episode from the old series. Splinter disappeared, and the TMNT went their seperate way and got jobs. Mikey was a prime time TV cook, Donnie was an electrical repairman, Raph was a clown who would perform in birthday parties, and Leo was an aerobics instructor.

Leonardo_the_sword_master · 09-08-2004, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Tigershard

I don't think Leonardo would be a cop, I still think he would be a ninja

i disagree.

Neobix i think thats a good questain, but i have nothing really to say except that would probely be what the turtles would be if they were humans.

*Buslady* · 09-08-2004, 04:46 PM

Nah Raph as human? He would be some crazy ass stunt driver, or maybe even an FBI agent or some other deal that's really dangerous. Not a thief, he's angry and goes for the crazy thing, not a criminal.

JDavis · 09-08-2004, 04:49 PM

Or he'd be a vigilante, like Casey.

Jet-ski_Ninja · 09-08-2004, 05:16 PM

Raph could be a soldier, or a wrestling fighter

Ninja Turtl3 : RaphaeL · 09-08-2004, 05:23 PM

i agree with all but the raph one i think he would be a boxer or a wrestler it just seems like he would be somthing like that or like at the begining of x men when wolverine is bar fighting for money he would do somthing like that. he would be a visious person... maybe a ufc fighter.

MC · 09-08-2004, 05:28 PM

I don't think Raph would be a thief, he's reckless and angry but he's a good guy at heart. Good question, thiough! There was an episode of the old cartoon, "the Gang's All Here", where Michaelangelo became a human, he was similar to what you described but not exactly...

Tokka72 · 09-09-2004, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by MC

I don't think Raph would be a thief, he's reckless and angry but he's a good guy at heart.

I was gonna say that.

*That Matt Guy* · 09-09-2004, 02:10 AM

There was a thread like this once, an arguement broke out about what races the turtles would be.

And Mike would be a drug dealer.

**GK Punk** · 09-09-2004, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Matthew138

There was a thread like this once, an arguement broke out about what races the turtles would be.

And Mike would be a drug dealer.

No I highly doubt that. Raph would be the drug dealer. Mike would just buy them from Raph.

*KROW* · 09-09-2004, 03:36 PM

They'd be members of the Foot Clan.

Leonardo_the_sword_master · 09-09-2004, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by KROW

They'd be members of the Foot Clan.

the turtles..... nope they wouldn't maybe raph. and YES raph would be the drug dealer one.

*heretic888* · 09-13-2004, 04:18 PM

If the TMNT were human, they wouldn't even be vaguely similar to the characters you are thinking about.

Their genetics, physiology, and life experiences would all be different --- there really wouldn't be anything to link them to their reptilian incarnation set aside a shared name.

Hamato Inya · 09-13-2004, 04:31 PM

i think they would all still be ninja and this is what i think their cover jobs are. Oh and in my messed up little mind i think that their colors will be their eye color

Leo: cop with a mean streak that once he sets his teeth in wont let go. Dark black hair and Blue eyes

Donnie: professor or scientist. Auborn hair with a dark shade of purple eyes

Mikey: ninjitsu teacher, surfer, all around funny guy. Dirty blond hair and bright orange eyes

Raphie: ninjitsu teacher, private investigator. Dark brown hair and red as blood eyes

NeoBix · 09-13-2004, 05:28 PM

i like that idea of their eye color... cool idea. blood red eyes that would be SCARY. lol!

Hamato Inya · 09-13-2004, 05:33 PM

yah it would look like someone goes on bloodlusts! *glares at Raph* which he shouldn't

Mikey: *snickers and then runs away from Raph*

darn neo now they'll be in all of my posts! *laughs*

NeoBix · 09-13-2004, 05:34 PM

lol sorry Hamato look what I started

Hamato Inya · 09-13-2004, 05:37 PM

oh you just like laughing at my ramblings

RAph: i think you need help girl

Mikey: agreed

Me: *gasps* you agreed!!!

but they would defineatly be HOT with a double capital H if they were humans! *spaces out with dreamy look as Mikey waves his hand in front of my face*

Mikey: *immitating Splinters voice* hmmmm out cold

09-08-2004, 12:46 PM	#1
NeoBix Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Smacking Hamato Inya with nunchucks. Posts: 736	If The Turtles Were Humans... If the turtles were humans, what would they act like, look like, think like, etc.? In other words, what would they BE like? I think Mikey would be a surfer in California with long blonde hair, a really good California tan, whacky looking orange surfer shorts, and a really cool looking orange surf board. I think Leonardo would be a goody goody cop, who does everything he can to make sure justice is served. He would have short brown hair and he would carry TWO, I repeat, TWO GUNS (just like 2 katanas) just because he's better aim with 2 guns, I dunno why lol. Also, of course he would be one of the boys in BLUE, duh! Donatello would be a college student studying science and technology and all of that other stuff. He would have long brown hair but it would be dyed purple cuz it's his favorite color. He would take his studies very seriously but also have a great sense of humor. Raphael would be a professional thief and a member of the biggest local gang. He would be a hot headed ball-buster and always trying to start trouble, especially with his own gang-mates. He would have naturally blonde hair but he dyed it bright red because it's his favorite color. He would also carry 2 knives of some kind with him at all times, instead of his sais. Well what do you guys think?? lol __________________ "Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative." —Billy Loomis (Skeet Ulrich) from the movie "Scream"

09-08-2004, 04:46 PM	#5
Buslady WingsOfDarkness! Perkele! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In 7803... Posts: 4,366	Nah Raph as human? He would be some crazy ass stunt driver, or maybe even an FBI agent or some other deal that's really dangerous. Not a thief, he's angry and goes for the crazy thing, not a criminal. __________________

09-08-2004, 04:49 PM	#6
JDavis Foot Soldier Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ada, OK, USA Posts: 212	Or he'd be a vigilante, like Casey. __________________ Everyone should read MNT Gaiden, by Tigerfog

09-08-2004, 05:16 PM	#7
Jet-ski_Ninja Foot Soldier Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Planet Earth Posts: 189	Raph could be a soldier, or a wrestling fighter __________________ I'm back!

09-08-2004, 05:23 PM	#8
Ninja Turtl3 : RaphaeL Thug Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: behind you ninja vanish Posts: 61	i agree with all but the raph one i think he would be a boxer or a wrestler it just seems like he would be somthing like that or like at the begining of x men when wolverine is bar fighting for money he would do somthing like that. he would be a visious person... maybe a ufc fighter. __________________ Raphael: CRICKET??? nobody understands cricket, you gotta know what a crumpit is to understand cricket! I lOVE BEING A TURTLE!!! R.I.P ZoG Triceraton

09-08-2004, 12:51 PM	#2
Tigershard Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 469	I don't think Leonardo would be a cop, I still think he would be a ninja

09-08-2004, 01:56 PM	#3
Ryona Guest Posts: n/a	I agrea with you, Tigershard. He could probably be a ninjutsu instructor with his own dojo. Anyway, the interesting thing about the TMNT is that they don't have any ethnic background other than being born and raised in America. So, they could look like pretty much anything if they were human. This reminds me of an episode from the old series. Splinter disappeared, and the TMNT went their seperate way and got jobs. Mikey was a prime time TV cook, Donnie was an electrical repairman, Raph was a clown who would perform in birthday parties, and Leo was an aerobics instructor.

09-08-2004, 05:28 PM	#9
MC Thug Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 94	I don't think Raph would be a thief, he's reckless and angry but he's a good guy at heart. Good question, thiough! There was an episode of the old cartoon, "the Gang's All Here", where Michaelangelo became a human, he was similar to what you described but not exactly...

09-09-2004, 02:10 AM	#11
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	There was a thread like this once, an arguement broke out about what races the turtles would be. And Mike would be a drug dealer.

09-09-2004, 03:36 PM	#13
KROW Meat-n-Potatoes Man Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: State's Anus, NY Posts: 6,472	They'd be members of the Foot Clan. __________________ - Optimus Acid Trip - Cult of a Half-Shell - Raiden's Bitter Tongue - *I don't try to be funny; I fail at it naturally.*

09-13-2004, 04:18 PM	#15
heretic888 Foot Elite Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,344	If the TMNT were human, they wouldn't even be vaguely similar to the characters you are thinking about. Their genetics, physiology, and life experiences would all be different --- there really wouldn't be anything to link them to their reptilian incarnation set aside a shared name. __________________ "Ninpo began as training to become a moral people and to learn to endure in whatever social condition one is in; to know and accept one's fate, and to live for human beings and all other creatures. The person who masters all of these is a Ninja." (Masaaki Hatsumi)

09-13-2004, 04:31 PM	#16
Hamato Inya Hench Mutant Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: In the minivan behind your house! Ooh ooh I see you! waves Posts: 252	i think they would all still be ninja and this is what i think their cover jobs are. Oh and in my messed up little mind i think that their colors will be their eye color Leo: cop with a mean streak that once he sets his teeth in wont let go. Dark black hair and Blue eyes Donnie: professor or scientist. Auborn hair with a dark shade of purple eyes Mikey: ninjitsu teacher, surfer, all around funny guy. Dirty blond hair and bright orange eyes Raphie: ninjitsu teacher, private investigator. Dark brown hair and red as blood eyes __________________ Mikey: I don’t know what bothers me more… that this thing actually works or that Don carries around a pigeon puppet.

09-13-2004, 05:28 PM	#17
NeoBix Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Smacking Hamato Inya with nunchucks. Posts: 736	i like that idea of their eye color... cool idea. blood red eyes that would be SCARY. lol! __________________ "Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative." —Billy Loomis (Skeet Ulrich) from the movie "Scream"

09-13-2004, 05:33 PM	#18
Hamato Inya Hench Mutant Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: In the minivan behind your house! Ooh ooh I see you! waves Posts: 252	yah it would look like someone goes on bloodlusts! glares at Raph which he shouldn't Mikey: snickers and then runs away from Raph darn neo now they'll be in all of my posts! laughs __________________ Mikey: I don’t know what bothers me more… that this thing actually works or that Don carries around a pigeon puppet.

09-13-2004, 05:34 PM	#19
NeoBix Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Smacking Hamato Inya with nunchucks. Posts: 736	lol sorry Hamato look what I started __________________ "Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative." —Billy Loomis (Skeet Ulrich) from the movie "Scream"

09-13-2004, 05:37 PM	#20
Hamato Inya Hench Mutant Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: In the minivan behind your house! Ooh ooh I see you! waves Posts: 252	oh you just like laughing at my ramblings RAph: i think you need help girl Mikey: agreed Me: gasps you agreed!!! but they would defineatly be HOT with a double capital H if they were humans! spaces out with dreamy look as Mikey waves his hand in front of my face Mikey: immitating Splinters voice hmmmm out cold __________________ Mikey: I don’t know what bothers me more… that this thing actually works or that Don carries around a pigeon puppet.