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Dierna Soul, Reporter
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Britney to divorce K-Fed
Britney Spears filed for divorce Tuesday from Kevin Federline, officials said. The Los Angeles County Superior Court filing cites "irreconcilable differences," said court spokeswoman Kathy Roberts.
Spears, 24, married rapper Kevin Federline, 28, in 2004. They have a 1-year-old son, Sean Preston, and an infant son who was born Sept. 12. The divorce papers identify the baby as Jayden James Federline. A message left with Spears' attorney, Laura Wasser, was not immediately returned. Spears married Federline eight months after ending a 55-hour Las Vegas marriage to her childhood friend, Jason Alexander. Her second marriage has provided endless fodder for tabloids, which have speculated frequently that the union was in trouble. Calls left for Federline's representatives also were not immediately returned. The filing comes just a day after Spears, back in shape after the birth of her second child, made a surprise appearance on David Letterman's "Late Show" in New York by popping up behind him as he was sitting at his desk. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061107/...ars_divorce_14 Raph's Girl note: Wow...almost 3 years...surprised they lasted as long as they did....
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Just...way too serious.
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I can't remember exactly, but I think She never made him sign a pre-nup. agreement. Old Kevin's probably gonna clean up. Good thing too. He sucks at whatever the hell that was he called music.
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Allons-y!
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Yeah, if she ever runs outta money she can call up Hugh Hefner or "accidentally" lose track of a sex tape or something. I guess she could like, make another album or something, too, but that'd be considerably less interesting. She'll be fine.
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Gorgeous and modest too
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But why? I thought this would last forever.
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Once more, with feeling!
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LOL 55-HOUR MARRIAGE.
I don't even remember that.
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Allons-y!
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-=Holds Mecha Cow tight=- Shhhh....It's gonna be ok...I promise...
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Now I truly believe there is no 'true love'.
... *sniffles*
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Rat-faced Dude-guy
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First Brad and Jen, then Ryan and Reese, now K-fed and Brit....I have no will to live. Next it'll be Sarah Michelle and Freddie.
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Dierna Soul, Reporter
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I doubt Sarah and Freddie will ever divorce. Those 2 were totally made for each other. I can't wait to see "Happily N'Ever After". That stars Sarah Michelle as Ella (Cinderella) and Freddie Prinze Jr as Rick, Cinderella's best friend and palace dishwasher who secretly loves her. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happily...ter_%28film%29
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Foot Soldier
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YES! Krangs Uncle is back in the game!
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Stupid Rich
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Eh, She was holding him back anyway.
Now he can dethrone Cena and win the WWE title.
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Oh man......this just makes me want to kill myself......ah what is there to live for!
........on second thoughts.......I really dont care, sure its sad but....um this happens to alot of people.....I hate how these people get big press releases for something we all go through... |
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It's my desire?
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...okay...
Who wants Chinese?
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Well, that's pretty much what the marriage was...
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Anyway, is it just me, or when they were a couple they looked like the popular kids from High School got married? And they look like the same couple that looks relatively atractive at first, but then they become disgusting, ugly fat slobs by the time they reach 40, then they really start hating each other. You know what I'm talking about. Everyone knows at least one couple like that. BTW, if you were ever bullied by Cheerleaders or Jocks in High School, remember this. Once the popular kids marry, in 10, 20 year, it won't matter how ugly you think you look. Chances are, they'll both look a whole lot worse than you ever did. And anyway, did K-FedEx or whatever only really marry her to get her money? I mean, he wants to have that "Rap" career. I think he's going to wind up being famous for being bad at it, like William Hung. This dude makes Vanilla Ice look like Eminem.
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Seriously...don't you know celebs just get married for publicity? "oh...crap! they like so-in-so better....quick! I better marry Tom Cruise!" These people don't know what the hell love is...they only know how to make babies and give them strange names. |
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