Here's something I wish I didn't know!

[Drtooth]

LEGALLY BLONDE---THE MUSICAL

Seriously, dudes! I am NOT kidding!

The producers of Legally Blonde announced that Laura Bell Bundy would headline the upcoming Broadway musical, played Elle Woods, the part created on film by Reese Witherspoon.

The musical based on the novel by Amanda Brown and the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer motion picture will play the Palace Theatre on Broadway starting April 3, 2007. Opening night at the Palace will be April 29.
The Broadway run will be preceded by a world premiere engagement at the Orpheum Theatre in San Francisco Jan. 23-Feb. 25, 2007.
The casting was not unexpected; Bundy's name has been mentioned in connection to the project for months. Bundy is best known for creating the role of the vain, vindictive Amber Von Tussle in Hairspray. She has since played Glinda in Wicked.
The musical comedy about a cosmetics-friendly sorority girl named Elle who follows her beau to law school has a book by Heather Hach and music and lyrics by both Nell Benjamin and Laurence O'Keefe.
The creative team is led by Jerry Mitchell, who will make his Broadway directing debut, and will also choreograph. He is a Tony winner for his choreography of La Cage aux Folles. He also choreographed Hairspray, The Full Monty and Never Gonna Dance on Broadway.
The production features scenic design by David Rockwell, costume design by Gregg Barnes, lighting design by Kenneth Posner, sound design by ACME Sound Partners.
"Sorority star Elle Woods doesn't take 'no' for an answer," according to the producers. "So when her boyfriend dumps her for someone more 'serious,' Elle puts down the credit card, hits the books, and sets out to go where no Delta Nu has gone before: Harvard Law. Along the way, Elle proves that being true to yourself never goes out of style."
Legally Blonde is produced on Broadway by Hal Luftig, Fox Theatricals and Dori Berinstein, in association with MGM Onstage, Darcie Denkert and Dean Stolber.
The production features scenic design by David Rockwell, costume design by Gregg Barnes, lighting design by Kenneth Posner, sound design by ACME Sound Partners.
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Nell Benjamin (lyrics and music) makes her Broadway debut with Legally Blonde. She was nominated for a 2005 Drama Desk award for Best Book of a Musical for Cam Jansen and the Curse of the Emerald Elephant. She is also the recipient of the 2003 Kleban Foundation Award for lyrics and a 2003 Jonathan Larson Foundation Grant. She has written musicals, online games, TV shows and a corporate bond-trading manual. Nell wrote lyrics for the musical Sarah, Plain and Tall, produced in 2002 by TheatreworksUSA and re-mounted in 2006 at the Lucille Lortel. In 2003 Sarah was expanded into a full-length show at the O'Neill Festival. Prior to that, Nell was the lyricist on The Mice, which was produced by Harold Prince at The Prince Music Theater and at the Ahmanson (as part of the musical, 3hree).
Laurence O'Keefe (music and lyrics), making his Broadway debut with Legally Blonde, is a composer, lyricist, pianist and writer. He won the 2004 Ed Kleban Award for lyrics, the 2001 ASCAP Richard Rodgers New Horizons Award, and a 2001 Jonathan Larson Award for his music and lyrics. He penned music and lyrics to Off-Broadway's Bat Boy: The Musical (2001 Lucille Lortel and Outer Critics' Circle Awards for Best Off-Broadway Musical). The cult-hit show has been produced in Boston, Tokyo, Seoul, and the West End, among other places. He co-wrote book, music and lyrics with Nell Benjamin, for Cam Jansen and The Curse Of The Emerald Elephant (Drama Desk nomination for Best Book); the music for Sarah, Plain and Tall, which now tours the country for TheatreWorks USA (and was expanded in 2003 into a full-length show at the O'Neill Festival). Heather Hach makes her Broadway debut with Legally Blonde. Her screenwriting credits include Disney's "Freaky Friday" starring Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis, "In The Pink," "Cheer Up," "There's A Pop Diva Loose in the Cafeteria," "The Governor's Wife" and "In the Drink," a book adaptation.

Someone posted this on the Muppetcentral webboard.... all I can say is...

@#$%^^*&*&&%!!! ^&&*%&%*&^%!!! %^&%*&%^*&%!!!! $$%^##!!!

WHY GOD?!?!?! HAVEN'T WE SUFFERED ENOUGH?!?!?!

[discordiatookie]

perhaps april fool's day has come a bit late (or early)?

thing is, my missus would probably wanna see it if it ever came over here

[Drtooth]

This is one of those horrible things you just can't make up for a joke. You know, like saying someone died. I mean, I HATE musicals (with obvious exceptions of Rocky Horror, Little Shop of Horrors, Producers, and Spamalot) but if they're randomly making musicals out of films, at LEAST do something timeless, and not a throw away junk culture movie.

[Sewer Bull]

Blargh.

"Rambo - The Musical" would be something.

[Raph's Girl]

How about.. Superman... no wait.. that was already done... horribly horribly done....

But seriously... Legally Blonde as a Musical??? Oi...

[Draconic]

Something timeless, like this.

[Drtooth]

Originally Posted by Draconic

Something timeless, like this.

errrr.. I was thinking more allong the lines of some old musical based movie, but that works too

[Sewer Bull]

Or "Schindler's List: The Musical". Yeah, that would be a blast.

[gobo]

Originally Posted by Draconic

Something timeless, like this.

It just had to be in New York...

[Drtooth]

Originally Posted by Sewer Bull

Or "Schindler's List: The Musical". Yeah, that would be a blast.

I really want to have a comeback for that, but I'm too prudish to compare it with a Legally Blonde film. I'm toning it down to...

"Actually, forcing people to watch Legally Blonde the Musical qualifies as Nazi worthy torture."

Anyway, why do people even like that stupid Legally Blonde film? It perpetuates the whole "Paris Hilton" culture we have now, where dumpy little girls worship bone thin, bone headed, blonde stereotypes. Seriously. What the shell?