New TMNT cartoon writer bleeds to death

the_minimizer · 10-09-2002, 10:45 PM

The cartoon writer for the new TMNT episodes died recently from massive blood loss. "It was a tragic day for the people wanting to see the new cartoon," one production film worker said.

"There were literally thousands of letters and evelopes all over the place," said an investigator who was combing the scene. "We have good reason to believe that his death was accidental. There was one disturbing thing we did notice. It was about someone or something called,"Krang." All the letters were riddled with blood and every one of them had obscene language, profanity and death threats followed by the word,'Krang'".

The coroner's office ruled the death as massive blood loss. Closer examination showed that in fact the writer died from paper cuts from the millions of hate mail letters he received. His computer had also been hacked. There were pictures of a weird, pulsating, pink brain all over his desktop and a funny looking sphere with an eye on top.

"It's the strangest case I've seen yet," said a local detective. "The hard part about this one is finding out who the brains of the operation is."

Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan · 10-09-2002, 10:48 PM

Gosh . . . for a second I thought this post was for real! Good job with the story, though. It could be a very realistic setting, that's for sure!

I'm sure there will be some people who write in and demand that Krang be a part of the new cartoon show.

"Well, isn't that just too bad!" - Vernon, from "Unidentified Flying Leonardo"

**azure turtle** · 10-10-2002, 12:05 AM

Y'know, some people are going to be angry with a post like this, but I don't know what to do with it. I suppose I could move it to the RPG forums...

*sigh*
Krang, if you're reading this, it's your call.

**Krang** · 10-10-2002, 01:18 AM

I agree, the RPG forum sounds like the best place for this topic, so I'll move it there.

**Karpo_007** · 10-10-2002, 05:13 AM

I think that was supposed to be funny, but you dont seem to understand that Krnag Would not fit to the new show. As speedracer said in another thread, In the new show,like in the comics, Enemies are going to be More dynamic in example they wont escape at the end of each ep and return in the next.

speedracer · 10-10-2002, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by unix_based_punk

The cartoon writer for the new TMNT episodes died recently from massive blood loss. "It was a tragic day for the people wanting to see the new cartoon," one production film worker said.

"There were literally thousands of letters and evelopes all over the place," said an investigator who was combing the scene. "We have good reason to believe that his death was accidental. There was one disturbing thing we did notice. It was about someone or something called,"Krang." All the letters were riddled with blood and every one of them had obscene language, profanity and death threats followed by the word,'Krang'".

The coroner's office ruled the death as massive blood loss. Closer examination showed that in fact the writer died from paper cuts from the millions of hate mail letters he received. His computer had also been hacked. There were pictures of a weird, pulsating, pink brain all over his desktop and a funny looking sphere with an eye on top.

"It's the strangest case I've seen yet," said a local detective. "The hard part about this one is finding out who the brains of the operation is."

That wasn't funny.

**Karpo_007** · 10-10-2002, 08:05 AM

I agree.

Probably some guy who hasn't ever read mirage comics. Every one who consider themself TMNT fans should. I know it is not possible for all to buy them, And thats why the first issue can be read At the official webpage.

*Nickokapo* · 10-10-2002, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by speedracer

That wasn't funny.

No.
It wasn't.
Gosh what is it with this guy and fake stories...i think i remember reading another post of him talking about shredder being a hero...gosh

*Jade Green* · 10-10-2002, 09:40 AM

Hey, Unix, take some lessons in comedy because you aint funny.

*Kameko* · 10-10-2002, 09:57 AM

Dude, Unix, I'm not sure what to make of this.... Well, I guess the paper-cut bit was kinda clever... and trying to find out who the 'brains' of the operation is... okay, it's not really that bad... *ducks possible bappage from others*

*kyabetsu* · 10-10-2002, 10:05 AM

Okay y'all....
maybe it wasn't funny, but there's been plenty of folks who have said so on a public board. there's no need to gang up on the poor guy.

back off already. everybody says things they regret later. He's gonna think we're all vicious elitists. (

)

*Kameko* · 10-10-2002, 10:26 AM

I guess Unix just has his own sense of humor.

the_minimizer · 10-11-2002, 07:22 PM

It was a joke for crying out loud. Don't get you katanas all in a ruffle. And I never said Shredder was a hero.

**Nturtle** · 10-11-2002, 08:49 PM

its a bit of rye humour, not my time but I can appriciate it.

*Skeletoncrew* · 10-12-2002, 11:13 AM

I believe you mean wry humor. "Rye" humor would involve bread.

*Jade Green* · 10-12-2002, 09:14 PM

*sighs*
I have a very dry sense of humor too, Unix...
(okay, and I'll admit that i DID find it funny after the first time I read it... >.<;; but after all that's been going on in the world? yeesh it kinda unnerved me.)

10-09-2002, 10:45 PM	#1
the_minimizer Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 230	New TMNT cartoon writer bleeds to death The cartoon writer for the new TMNT episodes died recently from massive blood loss. "It was a tragic day for the people wanting to see the new cartoon," one production film worker said. "There were literally thousands of letters and evelopes all over the place," said an investigator who was combing the scene. "We have good reason to believe that his death was accidental. There was one disturbing thing we did notice. It was about someone or something called,"Krang." All the letters were riddled with blood and every one of them had obscene language, profanity and death threats followed by the word,'Krang'". The coroner's office ruled the death as massive blood loss. Closer examination showed that in fact the writer died from paper cuts from the millions of hate mail letters he received. His computer had also been hacked. There were pictures of a weird, pulsating, pink brain all over his desktop and a funny looking sphere with an eye on top. "It's the strangest case I've seen yet," said a local detective. "The hard part about this one is finding out who the brains of the operation is."

10-10-2002, 12:05 AM	#3
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	Y'know, some people are going to be angry with a post like this, but I don't know what to do with it. I suppose I could move it to the RPG forums... sigh Krang, if you're reading this, it's your call. __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

10-10-2002, 01:18 AM	#4
Krang Admin and Sega Guru Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Dimension X Posts: 3,755	I agree, the RPG forum sounds like the best place for this topic, so I'll move it there. __________________ "My motherboard's microchips are chomping at the... 'bit'. A little computer humor." --Krang, Welcome Back, Polarisoids

10-11-2002, 07:22 PM	#13
the_minimizer Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 230	re It was a joke for crying out loud. Don't get you katanas all in a ruffle. And I never said Shredder was a hero.

10-11-2002, 08:49 PM	#14
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	its a bit of rye humour, not my time but I can appriciate it. __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

10-09-2002, 10:48 PM	#2
Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: USA Posts: 835	Gosh . . . for a second I thought this post was for real! Good job with the story, though. It could be a very realistic setting, that's for sure! I'm sure there will be some people who write in and demand that Krang be a part of the new cartoon show. "Well, isn't that just too bad!" - Vernon, from "Unidentified Flying Leonardo"

10-10-2002, 05:13 AM	#5
Karpo_007 Inactive Moderator Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Finland Posts: 8,798	I think that was supposed to be funny, but you dont seem to understand that Krnag Would not fit to the new show. As speedracer said in another thread, In the new show,like in the comics, Enemies are going to be More dynamic in example they wont escape at the end of each ep and return in the next.

10-10-2002, 08:05 AM	#7
Karpo_007 Inactive Moderator Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Finland Posts: 8,798	I agree. Probably some guy who hasn't ever read mirage comics. Every one who consider themself TMNT fans should. I know it is not possible for all to buy them, And thats why the first issue can be read At the official webpage.

10-10-2002, 09:40 AM	#9
Jade Green ReyeJaye Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,873	Hey, Unix, take some lessons in comedy because you aint funny.

10-10-2002, 09:57 AM	#10
Kameko Sister to the TMNT Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Los Angeles, California, USA Posts: 2,756	Dude, Unix, I'm not sure what to make of this.... Well, I guess the paper-cut bit was kinda clever... and trying to find out who the 'brains' of the operation is... okay, it's not really that bad... ducks possible bappage from others

10-10-2002, 10:05 AM	#11
kyabetsu Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under my hat Posts: 4,393	Okay y'all.... maybe it wasn't funny, but there's been plenty of folks who have said so on a public board. there's no need to gang up on the poor guy. back off already. everybody says things they regret later. He's gonna think we're all vicious elitists. ( )

10-10-2002, 10:26 AM	#12
Kameko Sister to the TMNT Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Los Angeles, California, USA Posts: 2,756	I guess Unix just has his own sense of humor.

10-12-2002, 11:13 AM	#15
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	I believe you mean wry humor. "Rye" humor would involve bread. __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

10-12-2002, 09:14 PM	#16
Jade Green ReyeJaye Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,873	sighs I have a very dry sense of humor too, Unix... (okay, and I'll admit that i DID find it funny after the first time I read it... >.<;; but after all that's been going on in the world? yeesh it kinda unnerved me.)