The New Café - Page 75

*Hannah* · 09-22-2007, 12:21 PM

I'm really sexually frustrated.

*Kunoichi_Haruko* · 09-22-2007, 12:56 PM

Aren't we all....

Peanut · 09-22-2007, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nahhan-

I'm really sexually frustrated.

Lets talk about it...away from all of these people. In a nice quiet place...maybeeee my car? There will be candy! Oh, yes...lots of...candy!

On a more serious note, keeps your f*cking legs shut. Don't be like the typical teenage whore and get popped when you're still young. Nobody likes used merchandise, but sometimes we can't afford something new and have to go for it. It's not a choice, it's a compromise. And once you've been broken for long enough, that's all your gonna get: a bunch of dudes looking for a compromise.

Unless you're already taken that path, in which case...you're a girl. Walk into the street, say you want it, then pick the best looking on who volunteers.

*Hannah* · 09-22-2007, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peanut

Lets talk about it...away from all of these people. In a nice quiet place...maybeeee my car? There will be candy! Oh, yes...lots of...candy!

On a more serious note, keeps your f*cking legs shut. Don't be like the typical teenage whore and get popped when you're still young. Nobody likes used merchandise, but sometimes we can't afford something new and have to go for it. It's not a choice, it's a compromise. And once you've been broken for long enough, that's all your gonna get: a bunch of dudes looking for a compromise.

Unless you're already taken that path, in which case...you're a girl. Walk into the street, say you want it, then pick the best looking on who volunteers.

Wow, you're acting like I'm a f*cking prostitute.
It took me six months to warm up to the idea of having sex with my partner at the time.
I'm not like HEY GUYS LETS F*CK!
Jesus Christ, I said I was frustrated because I'm not getting any because I'm not a whore.

Peanut · 09-22-2007, 04:22 PM

I didn't say you were a whore, it was more like I was trying to tell you that despite your frustration, don't become one. I think you're a really sincere and unique person, and that's rare, so I don't want to see you go down the path I've seen many go. Too many a terrific girl has been ruined by such things. That's all I was trying to get at. Settle, girl. Settle.

*Hannah* · 09-22-2007, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peanut

I didn't say you were a whore, it was more like I was trying to tell you that despite your frustration, don't become one. I think you're a really sincere and unique person, and that's rare, so I don't want to see you go down the path I've seen many go. Too many a terrific girl has been ruined by such things. That's all I was trying to get at. Settle, girl. Settle.

Uh, okay. Thanks?

*Mecha Cow* · 09-22-2007, 05:45 PM

I'm not saying this to be condescending or anything, but a lot of people your age try to grow up too fast. You're still a kid, enjoy it while you still can and don't worry too much.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 09-22-2007, 06:09 PM

Yeah, wait until you're my age. Then go batsh*t nutso.

*raphael_is_cool* · 09-22-2007, 07:01 PM

No offence. But you guys sound like you've not slept with a woman. At least in a while.

'Used merchandise'. You're talking to a girl about sex and you're using terms like that?

And then you're going from extremes. Sex with one person to hooker on the corner?

I know age is an issue. But come on...

Maybe it's cultural differences...

Peanut · 09-22-2007, 07:08 PM

Yeah, uh...it's called a joke. But with a face like yours, I honestly don't know how you could talk to ANYONE about getting laid. Even TMB and Ai.

*raphael_is_cool* · 09-22-2007, 07:51 PM

You weren't joking. You were trying to be sincere.

Lighten up, dude.

DecoyMilk · 09-22-2007, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peanut

Yeah, uh...it's called a joke. But with a face like yours, I honestly don't know how you could talk to ANYONE about getting laid. Even TMB and Ai.

Says the guy with a 21,000 gamerscore on Xbox Live. Get out much?

**GK Punk** · 09-22-2007, 08:36 PM

This fight ends now.

*Hannah* · 09-22-2007, 09:03 PM

Doesn't Peanut hold some kind of power on the forums? Why is he going around bitching like this? Not trying to start a fight, just wondering.

**GK Punk** · 09-22-2007, 09:04 PM

No, actually he doesn't. He can post news entries and that's about it.

*Katie* · 09-22-2007, 09:15 PM

you'll be fine Hanna.....just....pick up another hobby.

And I have to say...coming from a girl....being called used merchandise doesn't help the old self esteem any. I'm sure sex was had out of what was love at the time. Sometimes things just don't work out. Doesn't make you a bad person....or fodder for those looking to settle...it just means you learned one of life's lesson's and you are a little wiser in who you choose next time.

Believe me. As a female, once you get hurt when you are in a relationship of that sort, you become very wary of who you would be with. The first guy I was ever with was an major league jerk to me within a few months (I'm talking full on abusive relationship)....and because of him, I am probably one of the choosiest girls you will ever meet. (infact I have been abstaining for 4 years now) Used merchandise? Nah. I'm a damn good catch. And if some guy is stupid enough to not want to be my boyfriend then it is his loss. Luckily, I have the best guy in the world, so it doesn't matter

*Cure* · 09-23-2007, 12:26 AM

Damn, what's up with the Peanut jumping all of a sudden? He was just trying to give someone some advice, and that constitutes as bitching?

Quote:

Originally Posted by raphael_is_cool

You weren't joking. You were trying to be sincere.

Lighten up, dude.

How are you gonna try to tell someone what they themselves were or weren't trying to say? That makes no sense at all.

**GK Punk** · 09-23-2007, 12:28 AM

For the record, I actually do think his intentions were misunderstood and taken out of context.

Peanut · 09-23-2007, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raphael_is_cool

You weren't joking. You were trying to be sincere.

And you know what my intentions were better than I do? Right.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DecoyMilk

Says the guy with a 21,000 gamerscore on Xbox Live. Get out much?

Yeah, who the f*ck are you? You're obviously oblivious to the fact that it doesn't take much to get a high gamerscore, especially considering how long I've had an Xbox. You should also check and see the last time I actually played a game on my 360, douche. No one asked for your ignorant two cents on the subject.

Quote:

Originally Posted by nahhan-

Doesn't Peanut hold some kind of power on the forums? Why is he going around bitching like this? Not trying to start a fight, just wondering.

How the hell was I b*tching? I didn't even say anything against you, so what the f*ck is your problem?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michi heavenly6

For the record, I actually do think his intentions were misunderstood and taken out of context.

As usual, my friend. Everyone has to get in their little pot shots on me at some point.

*Dr. Doom* · 09-23-2007, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peanut

As usual, my friend. Everyone has to get in their little pot shots on me at some point.

...............lol.

09-22-2007, 12:21 PM	#1481
Hannah Once more, with feeling! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 4,111	I'm really sexually frustrated. __________________

09-22-2007, 12:56 PM	#1482
Kunoichi_Haruko A shell of a good hit! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Richmond, Va. Posts: 1,685	Aren't we all.... __________________

09-22-2007, 05:45 PM	#1487
Mecha Cow Gorgeous and modest too Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,699	I'm not saying this to be condescending or anything, but a lot of people your age try to grow up too fast. You're still a kid, enjoy it while you still can and don't worry too much. __________________

09-22-2007, 06:09 PM	#1488
ThirdMarioBro Tea Time! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,905	Yeah, wait until you're my age. Then go batsh*t nutso. __________________

09-22-2007, 09:03 PM	#1494
Hannah Once more, with feeling! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 4,111	Doesn't Peanut hold some kind of power on the forums? Why is he going around bitching like this? Not trying to start a fight, just wondering. __________________

09-22-2007, 04:22 PM	#1485
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	I didn't say you were a whore, it was more like I was trying to tell you that despite your frustration, don't become one. I think you're a really sincere and unique person, and that's rare, so I don't want to see you go down the path I've seen many go. Too many a terrific girl has been ruined by such things. That's all I was trying to get at. Settle, girl. Settle.

09-22-2007, 07:01 PM	#1489
raphael_is_cool Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: England Posts: 2,151	No offence. But you guys sound like you've not slept with a woman. At least in a while. 'Used merchandise'. You're talking to a girl about sex and you're using terms like that? And then you're going from extremes. Sex with one person to hooker on the corner? I know age is an issue. But come on... Maybe it's cultural differences...

09-22-2007, 07:08 PM	#1490
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	Yeah, uh...it's called a joke. But with a face like yours, I honestly don't know how you could talk to ANYONE about getting laid. Even TMB and Ai.

09-22-2007, 07:51 PM	#1491
raphael_is_cool Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: England Posts: 2,151	You weren't joking. You were trying to be sincere. Lighten up, dude.

09-22-2007, 08:36 PM	#1493
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	This fight ends now.

09-22-2007, 09:04 PM	#1495
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	No, actually he doesn't. He can post news entries and that's about it.

09-22-2007, 09:15 PM	#1496
Katie Just...way too serious. Join Date: May 2005 Location: purgatory Posts: 3,519	you'll be fine Hanna.....just....pick up another hobby. And I have to say...coming from a girl....being called used merchandise doesn't help the old self esteem any. I'm sure sex was had out of what was love at the time. Sometimes things just don't work out. Doesn't make you a bad person....or fodder for those looking to settle...it just means you learned one of life's lesson's and you are a little wiser in who you choose next time. Believe me. As a female, once you get hurt when you are in a relationship of that sort, you become very wary of who you would be with. The first guy I was ever with was an major league jerk to me within a few months (I'm talking full on abusive relationship)....and because of him, I am probably one of the choosiest girls you will ever meet. (infact I have been abstaining for 4 years now) Used merchandise? Nah. I'm a damn good catch. And if some guy is stupid enough to not want to be my boyfriend then it is his loss. Luckily, I have the best guy in the world, so it doesn't matter __________________ THE WORLD IS JUST AWESOME

09-23-2007, 12:28 AM	#1498
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	For the record, I actually do think his intentions were misunderstood and taken out of context.