The New Café - Page 95

Peanut · 12-22-2007, 12:49 PM

This is hilarious.

*Hannah* · 12-22-2007, 01:57 PM

Punch her again. Harder. If she doesn't listen, increase force.

*Dr. Doom* · 12-22-2007, 02:59 PM

Wise beyond her years.

*Spitfire* · 12-22-2007, 03:02 PM

Next time use a crowbar, they listen more when half their teeth are missing.

Tanner · 12-22-2007, 03:10 PM

I can see we're not a very happy group of people huh? HEADLINE NEWS. "Man beats girl to death with crowbar because she wouldn't listen." THAT'LL sum up human intelligence nicely...

*Sewer Bull* · 12-22-2007, 03:21 PM

We're just a bunch of asses. Get used to it.

*cowabunga14* · 12-22-2007, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ambush

did you ever just want to hit someone? i went to talk to this girl i know and she kept rolling her eyes at me and laughing when i was trying to tell her this guy she in love with is using her. i was so mad she wouldnt listen to me. she wouldnt even open the door and let me in. she called the gate guards to get me out of there. something happened. i snapped and i just hit her. she fell down hard and i think she was bleeding then slammed the door shut on me. she just pissed me off not listening to me. i never hit anyone before. she's not here anymore.

That ain't cool, man. What's your deal?

愛 · 12-22-2007, 03:25 PM

Ambush is my new hero.

**GK Punk** · 12-22-2007, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanner

I can see we're not a very happy group of people huh? HEADLINE NEWS. "Man beats girl to death with crowbar because she wouldn't listen." THAT'LL sum up human intelligence nicely...

It's a thing called Sarcasm.

*gobo* · 12-22-2007, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spitfire666xXxXx

Next time use a crowbar, they listen more when half their teeth are missing.

I shouldn't be laughing at that as you're giving bad ideas to an arguably derranged individual, but... I just can't help it.

Tanner · 12-22-2007, 06:24 PM

Then yay for sarcasm and assholes. *kicks dumb people and sips frappachino*

*Mr. Snackpants* · 12-22-2007, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanner

Then yay for sarcasm and assholes. *kicks dumb people and sips frappachino*

Are you a guy?

*Cure* · 12-22-2007, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanner

Then yay for sarcasm and assholes. *kicks dumb people and sips frappachino*

35 posts and this kid thinks he knows us already. Wow.

愛 · 12-22-2007, 07:11 PM

I heard syd's got us all figured out. Watch out!

syd · 12-22-2007, 07:37 PM

y kno, there is one thing ambushed within my heart long time ago that i haven't gotten the change to tell y:your C level ava killed me and y have zero taste in y.

on the other hand,i'm not so sure any more whether y guys above r joking him around or being serious at that,coz i think it's terrible for a guy to punch a gal,it's just not the thing we aritocrat will do,i've no idea what about y,but it's just not in my blood.

*Mecha Cow* · 12-22-2007, 07:40 PM

Why do you refuse to type out the word 'you'?

*Cure* · 12-22-2007, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecha Cow

Why do you refuse to type out the word 'you'?

He refuses to type a lot of things properly.

syd · 12-22-2007, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecha Cow

Why do you refuse to type out the word 'you'?

psh!why can't y type the innitial "c" in "custom" instead of "kustom"?

*gobo* · 12-22-2007, 07:55 PM

Punching girls ain't cool... even when they deserve it. But, sarcasm is funny... sometimes. And, that shouldn't need to be said. So, there.

*Roseangelo* · 12-22-2007, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by syd

psh!why can't y type the innitial "c" in "custom" instead of "kustom"?

You are hardly someone to be criticizing spelling/grammar/general construction of a sentence.

12-22-2007, 01:57 PM	#1882
Hannah Once more, with feeling! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 4,111	Punch her again. Harder. If she doesn't listen, increase force. __________________

12-22-2007, 02:59 PM	#1883
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	Wise beyond her years. __________________ I love you, Pickle.

12-22-2007, 03:02 PM	#1884
Spitfire Writer • Director Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 12,035	Next time use a crowbar, they listen more when half their teeth are missing. __________________ Check out my online portfolio http://www.christopherpelletier.com/

12-22-2007, 03:10 PM	#1885
Tanner Thug Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Why in HELL do you need to know? Posts: 98	I can see we're not a very happy group of people huh? HEADLINE NEWS. "Man beats girl to death with crowbar because she wouldn't listen." THAT'LL sum up human intelligence nicely... __________________ Ph33r my alligator man. He bites.

12-22-2007, 03:21 PM	#1886
Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	We're just a bunch of asses. Get used to it. __________________ Soooo... THIS* is how you spend your free time now?!*

12-22-2007, 12:49 PM	#1881
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	This is hilarious.

12-22-2007, 03:25 PM	#1888
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Ambush is my new hero.

12-22-2007, 06:24 PM	#1891
Tanner Thug Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Why in HELL do you need to know? Posts: 98	Then yay for sarcasm and assholes. kicks dumb people and sips frappachino __________________ Ph33r my alligator man. He bites.

12-22-2007, 07:11 PM	#1894
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	I heard syd's got us all figured out. Watch out!

12-22-2007, 07:40 PM	#1896
Mecha Cow Gorgeous and modest too Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,699	Why do you refuse to type out the word 'you'? __________________

12-22-2007, 07:55 PM	#1899
gobo Wacky Action Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: on Earth Posts: 12,784	Punching girls ain't cool... even when they deserve it. But, sarcasm is funny... sometimes. And, that shouldn't need to be said. So, there. __________________ Live and let live... or go to hell.