Wolves to be taken off Endangered Species list

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Originally Posted by Raph's Girl

Bald Eagles aren't. They're not even threatened anymore. And there are some whale species that aren't on the list....

Then someone's been sleeping on the job. If there's one thing that grosses me out more than a bald man, it's a bald eagle. These bastards fly around like they're so damn cool. You know what? I'm going to kill two a day just to wipe that smug look off their beak.

And who the hell wants wolves off the endangered species list? I mean, rabbits? Who cares? Wolves can hunt me right back, though. Where's the fun in that? No, we need to populate this world with p*ssy animals that know how it's going to be. Cute and furry one day, hot and delicious the next.