The New Café - Page 121

愛 · 04-06-2008, 10:14 PM

Pics or it didn't happen.

I'm prepared to make this board NC-17 REAL FAST.

syd · 04-06-2008, 11:56 PM

The victim cat died yesterday, I heard of the bad news from Mum this morning. The flue is even more intimidating recently.

She said she hasn't seen it for more than a week since the last time it left home without having any food. That poor cat. When it still alive it used to be bullied by either the eunuch criminal or other male cats outside. Its life, which was all about eating and sleeping and being a discharge tool of other cats, seems so meaningless. It used to be an apple of Mum's eye when it was a cutty little kitty itself. It was indeed once a lovely creature but since the surgery resulting in the hormone disorder, it had passed its prime. Two cutty little newbies eventually got it replaced. Mum said she felt sad but I don't believe.

I used to disdain it and called it a shameless church mouse, yet now I can understand being that it was not its fault. It kept following her home to ask for more turkeys because it wanted to survive. Pure beauty of instinct, I was kinda amazed by.

I hate it so many deathes these days one after another. Thoes other wild cats, especially the "two newbies" got infected too they deserve it. They are not cutty little newbies anymore they got surgery already. Sooner or later another cutty little newbie will be brought in and they will be treated like church mouse too.

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Originally Posted by TheCure

Yeah, but you find him totally hot. You can't deny it, you said so in the picture thread.

Good looking is a curse, trust me, though the love for beauty is common to all men.

*Sewer Bull* · 04-07-2008, 03:09 AM

I'm sorry to hear about your loss, syd. I think you should condemn the murderous rapist to the capital punishment, tho'. He is responsible for driving the victim to death.

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Originally Posted by Ai

Pics or it didn't happen.

I'm prepared to make this board NC-17 REAL FAST.

Don't encourage her. I'm pretty sure she's now looking for her digicam.

And for the proper scenery as well.

Ra · 04-07-2008, 03:38 AM

Ah, it's a shame. I guess it's life though...

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Originally Posted by Sewer Bull

Don't encourage her. I'm pretty sure she's now looking for her digicam.

And for the proper scenery as well.

Mmm...then I can sell it and pass it as art.

*Sewer Bull* · 04-07-2008, 04:16 AM

And put it on both Deviantart and the Technodrome's Fan Works section.

Free artsy pr0n, anyone?

poiuytre · 04-07-2008, 07:07 AM

It's not artsy until two men are pressing their bare torsos against eachother in a public park. I suggest Peanut and Mecha Cow.

*Mecha Cow* · 04-07-2008, 07:12 AM

No thanks, after last time I've learned not to do those things in public.

愛 · 04-07-2008, 07:12 AM

So you do it in private now?

*Mecha Cow* · 04-07-2008, 07:13 AM

Nothing gets by you.

愛 · 04-07-2008, 07:15 AM

I don't know if that's sarcasm, but knowing you, it probably is. So I'm going to say...

...well, nothing. I'm going to go cry in a corner now. SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO?! I PROMISED MY MOM I WOULDN'T CRY ANYMORE!

*Mecha Cow* · 04-07-2008, 08:44 AM

You should know by now that everything I say is sarcasm.

See what I did there? *wink*

Peanut · 04-07-2008, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by poiuytre

It's not artsy until two men are pressing their bare torsos against eachother in a public park. I suggest Peanut and Mecha Cow.

I would have thought you'd prefer Sonic and one of his bum buddies.

syd · 04-07-2008, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Spitfire666xXxXx

Syd's a girl buddy.

I thought that's our secret. Why you do that?

*Ecto Jedi* · 04-07-2008, 07:37 PM

So you ARE a girl? I'm confused.

*gobo* · 04-07-2008, 07:43 PM

Spit let the sodomizing cat out of the bag.

愛 · 04-07-2008, 07:43 PM

**GK Punk** · 04-07-2008, 07:47 PM

Hey I actually got that reference I think.

愛 · 04-07-2008, 07:48 PM

u no teh morning musumez?

**GK Punk** · 04-07-2008, 07:49 PM

Apparently I do. Then again I used to be really close to this girl that was all about them, so it shouldn't be that big of a shock to me.

愛 · 04-07-2008, 07:52 PM

"The Manpower!!" was a single from them a few years ago, back when all the awesome people were still in it. The picture is from their Sunday morning show. It was an English conversation game segment that they do sometimes.

Well, it's good that you no longer know about them, because now they have Chinese members, and have really awful songs and PV's. I don't even know if their Sunday morning show is going to last much longer, either. Since basically everyone awesome from Hello! Project left, there's not much to really get excited about. For me, anyway.

04-07-2008, 04:16 AM	#2405
Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	And put it on both Deviantart and the Technodrome's Fan Works section. Free artsy pr0n, anyone? __________________ Soooo... THIS* is how you spend your free time now?!*

04-07-2008, 07:07 AM	#2406
poiuytre Hench Mutant Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 437	It's not artsy until two men are pressing their bare torsos against eachother in a public park. I suggest Peanut and Mecha Cow. __________________ "That girl...she said that the sky frightened her. That looks so...liberating."

04-07-2008, 07:12 AM	#2407
Mecha Cow Gorgeous and modest too Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,699	No thanks, after last time I've learned not to do those things in public. __________________

04-07-2008, 07:13 AM	#2409
Mecha Cow Gorgeous and modest too Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,699	Nothing gets by you. __________________

04-07-2008, 08:44 AM	#2411
Mecha Cow Gorgeous and modest too Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,699	You should know by now that everything I say is sarcasm. See what I did there? wink __________________

04-06-2008, 10:14 PM	#2401
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Pics or it didn't happen. I'm prepared to make this board NC-17 REAL FAST.

04-07-2008, 07:12 AM	#2408
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	So you do it in private now?

04-07-2008, 07:15 AM	#2410
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	I don't know if that's sarcasm, but knowing you, it probably is. So I'm going to say... ...well, nothing. I'm going to go cry in a corner now. SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO?! I PROMISED MY MOM I WOULDN'T CRY ANYMORE!

04-07-2008, 07:37 PM	#2414
Ecto Jedi Denki Wo Kitte Kudasai Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 2,439	So you ARE a girl? I'm confused.

04-07-2008, 07:43 PM	#2415
gobo Wacky Action Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: on Earth Posts: 12,784	Spit let the sodomizing cat out of the bag. __________________ Live and let live... or go to hell.

04-07-2008, 07:43 PM	#2416
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449

04-07-2008, 07:47 PM	#2417
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	Hey I actually got that reference I think.

04-07-2008, 07:48 PM	#2418
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	u no teh morning musumez?

04-07-2008, 07:49 PM	#2419
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	Apparently I do. Then again I used to be really close to this girl that was all about them, so it shouldn't be that big of a shock to me.

04-07-2008, 07:52 PM	#2420
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	"The Manpower!!" was a single from them a few years ago, back when all the awesome people were still in it. The picture is from their Sunday morning show. It was an English conversation game segment that they do sometimes. Well, it's good that you no longer know about them, because now they have Chinese members, and have really awful songs and PV's. I don't even know if their Sunday morning show is going to last much longer, either. Since basically everyone awesome from Hello! Project left, there's not much to really get excited about. For me, anyway.