movies that don't need to be made

*Slap-Happy* · 08-10-2008, 07:54 PM

1.Power Pack
2.Dr. Strange
3.Nightmare On Elm Street remake
4.Friday The 13th remake
5.Fast and Furious (2.5 Fast 2.5 Furious)
6.Hannah Montana The Movie

*Cure* · 08-10-2008, 07:59 PM

Another movie hate thread. How exciting.

*Slap-Happy* · 08-10-2008, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCure

Another movie hate thread. How exciting.

I'm just saying, do we need to remake two horror classics? does a friggin' redneck teenager need a movie? do they need to make movies about superheroes that suck?

*Brodie* · 08-10-2008, 08:48 PM

I think the Friday the 13th remake is valid in its own right, but I agree with him on the idea that what theyre doing to Nightmare on Elm Street is wrong.

*Ecto Jedi* · 08-10-2008, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by zeromagnus

I'm just saying, do we need to remake two horror classics? does a friggin' redneck teenager need a movie? do they need to make movies about superheroes that suck?

Friday the 13th isn't a horror classic. And the original Nightmare on Elm Street has aged horribly. It gets more laughs than screams nowadays. A re-make isn't a bad idea in either case.

Zog the Equalizer · 08-10-2008, 08:59 PM

Saying a super hero sucks is subjective. While I don't really care about Dr. Strange I'm sure someone out there does. I mean a lot of people like the Hulk and I'm indifferent to the character

*ToTheNines* · 08-10-2008, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Replicant

Saying a super hero sucks is subjective. While I don't really care about Dr. Strange I'm sure someone out there does. I mean a lot of people like the Hulk and I'm indifferent to the character

Yeah, some people think TMNT is a stupid franchise altogether and I'm sure at least a few of them like Dr. Strange.

Anyways, I think musicals need to stay off of the big screen. They served their purpose before the motion picture was mastered, but now they need to just keep it on stage.

*ZariusTwo* · 08-10-2008, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by zeromagnus

I'm just saying, do we need to remake two horror classics? does a friggin' redneck teenager need a movie? do they need to make movies about superheroes that suck?

Power Pack has received one of the best boosts and writing teams in years, and it has enough cult appeal to be an animated series and possibly a movie if handled correctly.

*The Stryker* · 08-10-2008, 11:42 PM

Hannah Montana is hugely popular, why not capitalize?

Besides, it's not like someone is gonna break into your mother's basement to make you watch these movies.

Gordo · 08-11-2008, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by King Stryker

Besides, it's not like someone is gonna break into your mother's basement to make you watch these movies.

We live in two completely different types of households, apparently.

I keed, I keed.

*Sewer Bull* · 08-11-2008, 01:24 AM

TMNT 2.

Ha!

*KROW* · 08-11-2008, 02:03 AM

I agree with number 5 on that list.

I don't know how old this is, but there are a few films that we already know about. I'm sure that list contains a few we'd much rather visit a blind dentist than go see.

*Drtooth* · 08-11-2008, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by King Stryker

Hannah Montana is hugely popular, why not capitalize?

Of course it needs to be made. How else can we bilk mothers of screaming tweenage girls out of 10 bucks a head by seeing the same thing on TV for free? or at least the cost of a month's worth of cable?

But you know what movies don't need to be made? Those annoying, not funny at all, boring and pointless annual parody movies. GUYS!!! Just go to Comedy Central and make some sort of movie based SNL/ MadTV knockoff featuring the same clips. They play better as TV shows, as they never have a plausable linking storyline that warrents a full movie.

*Ninjinister* · 08-11-2008, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Drtooth

Of course it needs to be made. How else can we bilk mothers of screaming tweenage girls out of 10 bucks a head by seeing the same thing on TV for free? or at least the cost of a month's worth of cable?

But you know what movies don't need to be made? Those annoying, not funny at all, boring and pointless annual parody movies. GUYS!!! Just go to Comedy Central and make some sort of movie based SNL/ MadTV knockoff featuring the same clips. They play better as TV shows, as they never have a plausable linking storyline that warrents a full movie.

Not to mention I didn't see any mention of a disaster occurring in the trailers for "Disaster Movie"... other than the movie itself.

*Drtooth* · 08-11-2008, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by The S

Not to mention I didn't see any mention of a disaster occurring in the trailers for "Disaster Movie"... other than the movie itself.

It was basically an excuse to parody films based on their TRAILERS.... I like CLumsy super heroes as much as the next guy (Gadget and Darkwing are personal gods), but we don't need a film based on Hancock flying into a lampost. Seriously, make a Movie based sketch comedy show. It plays better on TV. If possible...

PAAATE · 08-11-2008, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Drtooth

But you know what movies don't need to be made? Those annoying, not funny at all, boring and pointless annual parody movies. GUYS!!! Just go to Comedy Central and make some sort of movie based SNL/ MadTV knockoff featuring the same clips. They play better as TV shows, as they never have a plausable linking storyline that warrents a full movie.

YES!

I have a friend who thinks these movies are funny as hell... But that's about the only thing that makes me question whether he's 8 or 18

**Jester** · 08-11-2008, 01:13 PM

Sometimes those movies work...none of the recent ones mind you (though I didn't mind Superhero Movie) but movies like The Onion Movie and Kentucky Fried Movie were great.

*ToTheNines* · 08-11-2008, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sewer Bull

TMNT 2.

Ha!

Shut up you dirty, turtle-hating, general section bastard!

*cqb101* · 08-11-2008, 06:16 PM

No movie "needs" to be made, some are just more or less deserving than others.

*Spike Spiegel* · 08-11-2008, 06:25 PM

That "Star Wars: Clone Wars" that just came out. That definitely did not need to be made.

08-10-2008, 07:54 PM	#1
Slap-Happy Bad Boy Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,911	movies that don't need to be made 1.Power Pack 2.Dr. Strange 3.Nightmare On Elm Street remake 4.Friday The 13th remake 5.Fast and Furious (2.5 Fast 2.5 Furious) 6.Hannah Montana The Movie Last edited by Slap-Happy; 08-10-2008 at 08:06 PM.

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Zog the Equalizer Stone Warrior Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Corpus Christi, Texas Posts: 534	Saying a super hero sucks is subjective. While I don't really care about Dr. Strange I'm sure someone out there does. I mean a lot of people like the Hulk and I'm indifferent to the character __________________ "Pork rind?" "Pork rind!"

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The Stryker Stupid Rich Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Room 237 Posts: 11,152	Hannah Montana is hugely popular, why not capitalize? Besides, it's not like someone is gonna break into your mother's basement to make you watch these movies. __________________ @~<3 Mom~@

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Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	TMNT 2. Ha! __________________ Soooo... THIS* is how you spend your free time now?!*

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KROW Meat-n-Potatoes Man Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: State's Anus, NY Posts: 6,472	I agree with number 5 on that list. I don't know how old this is, but there are a few films that we already know about. I'm sure that list contains a few we'd much rather visit a blind dentist than go see. __________________ - Optimus Acid Trip - Cult of a Half-Shell - Raiden's Bitter Tongue - *I don't try to be funny; I fail at it naturally.*

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Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,301	Sometimes those movies work...none of the recent ones mind you (though I didn't mind Superhero Movie) but movies like The Onion Movie and Kentucky Fried Movie were great. __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

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