Secret of the Ooze: #6 WORST comic book movie ever?

*oldmanwinters* · 12-05-2008, 04:25 PM

The second film wasn't great cinema by any definition, but to place it well below Catwoman, Batman & Robin, Superman IV, Steel, Supergirl, and the Captain America movie that never saw the light of day is a crime:
http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/colle...ations#photo15

Death to Yahoo!

EDIT: Argg, I just remembered this is New Movie discussion. Could a mod please move this one to the proper thread please?
RE-Edit: Thanks, Machias Banshee!

**Machias Banshee** · 12-05-2008, 04:56 PM

Sure thing...

The Terror of Death · 12-05-2008, 05:01 PM

Um, those movies aren't in numerical order. Nothing says TMNT is the six worst. And even if it is no big deal.

*gobo* · 12-05-2008, 05:06 PM

That's absurd!

While the movie had a few improvements over the first (Donnie acting like Donnie, to name one) which were weighed down by some really embarassing moments ('Niller Ice, Shredder's means of ejection from the club, Super Shredder's blink-and-you'll-miss-it appearance, etc.), there were plenty comic movies more deplorable than this. It just tried a little too hard to be mindless entertainment.

*oldmanwinters* · 12-05-2008, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by The Terror of Death

Um, those movies aren't in numerical order. Nothing says TMNT is the six worst. And even if it is no big deal.

True, that's why I hold out hope. Generally, Yahoo! tends to rank things with #1 being the last entry. But it might not be the case here. I agree though, it's no big deal for Turtle fans. We can still enjoy the movie for nostalgia.

*CyberCubed* · 12-05-2008, 05:20 PM

TMNT 2 was silly, but it wasn't bad by any means.

Its still a fun watch.

**Jester** · 12-05-2008, 05:24 PM

TMNT 3 is often considered worse than the second...and what of Superman III, it's way worse than IV.

And speaking of 4...where's Fantastic Four...heck any of the 3 of them?

*oldmanwinters* · 12-05-2008, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Jester

And speaking of 4...where's Fantastic Four...heck any of the 3 of them?

Amen. And I thought the sequel was worse than the original.

Blade Raider · 12-05-2008, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Jester

And speaking of 4...where's Fantastic Four...heck any of the 3 of them?

Agreed. And speaking of crappy Marvel movies, where's The Hulk? That movie's garbage.

**Jester** · 12-05-2008, 05:35 PM

The one thing I can give Ang Lee credit for is that his Hulk movie is the only comic film that feels like you're watching a comic. I liked the panel in panel stuff he did.

*oldmanwinters* · 12-05-2008, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Jester

The one thing I can give Ang Lee credit for is that his Hulk movie is the only comic film that feels like you're watching a comic. I liked the panel in panel stuff he did.

Outside of 24, wasn't that a fairly novel idea at the time?

BTW, TMNT 2 gets a bad rap on account of Vanilla Ice...
waitaminute...
"I just made a funny!"

**Jester** · 12-05-2008, 06:11 PM

*applaudes Master Splinter*

Lil G · 12-05-2008, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jester

*applaudes Master Splinter*

crangulashuns! you have posted that...er...post at 7:11 pm! you will be lucky for ...um... when you go play poker!

ON TOPIC: yeah, there were way more worse movies than tmnt 2 out there, like hulk 1 and tmnt 3 (lol). yeah, and its pretty rude and mean for yahoo! to put on a movie just because it has a stupid rap in it that was horrid but pretty catchy.

yahoo!

*Tinuvielsdreams* · 12-05-2008, 07:29 PM

Haha I like all the comments.
I agree the second movie definitely doesn't belong on that list. The third movie much more likely, I pretend that one doesn't exist.
They are just lashing out at Ninja Rap because they know they sang and danced to it when they were kids and just won't admit it

*gobo* · 12-05-2008, 08:22 PM

If the list was "Most Embarassing Comic Book Movies", I might could see how The Ooze would fit. But, gimmeabreak... And, to this day, I still think "Ninja Rap" is the only listenable song in all of Vanilla Ice's career. Lyrics are retarded, but the beats are sweet.

*shuriken* · 12-05-2008, 10:35 PM

YO it's the green machine gonna rock the house without being seen
ICE MAN Have you ever seen a turtle get dooown...
yeah that's the sh*t right there.

Although the Crow3 Salvation is infininately crappier than the Crow City of Angels. And where the Hell is Daredevil!

*Drtooth* · 12-06-2008, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Jester

TMNT 3 is often considered worse than the second...and what of Superman III, it's way worse than IV.

TOTALLY... I mean, what was up with that crap about the woman getting engulfed by the computer and becoming a robot for no apparent reason... especially since it had nothing to do with anything, and no one had to fight it... it just fell down or something in 20 seconds of air time.

*KROW* · 12-06-2008, 03:38 PM

Yahoo's lists are pure anus fodder. Whether it's movies or music, every article writer seems to have a bad case of head-up-the-ass syndrome.

*Buslady* · 12-06-2008, 05:14 PM

i didnt care for 2, it was fine until vanilla ice ruined it with his crap rap...but 2 was better than 3

Canadian Turtle · 12-06-2008, 06:10 PM

I just hate Yahoo all together so I don't really care what they think.

12-05-2008, 05:06 PM	#4
gobo Wacky Action Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: on Earth Posts: 12,784	That's absurd! While the movie had a few improvements over the first (Donnie acting like Donnie, to name one) which were weighed down by some really embarassing moments ('Niller Ice, Shredder's means of ejection from the club, Super Shredder's blink-and-you'll-miss-it appearance, etc.), there were plenty comic movies more deplorable than this. It just tried a little too hard to be mindless entertainment. __________________ Live and let live... or go to hell.

12-05-2008, 05:24 PM	#7
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	TMNT 3 is often considered worse than the second...and what of Superman III, it's way worse than IV. And speaking of 4...where's Fantastic Four...heck any of the 3 of them? __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

12-05-2008, 05:35 PM	#10
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	The one thing I can give Ang Lee credit for is that his Hulk movie is the only comic film that feels like you're watching a comic. I liked the panel in panel stuff he did. __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

12-05-2008, 06:11 PM	#12
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	applaudes Master Splinter __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

12-05-2008, 08:22 PM	#15
gobo Wacky Action Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: on Earth Posts: 12,784	If the list was "Most Embarassing Comic Book Movies", I might could see how The Ooze would fit. But, gimmeabreak... And, to this day, I still think "Ninja Rap" is the only listenable song in all of Vanilla Ice's career. Lyrics are retarded, but the beats are sweet. __________________ Live and let live... or go to hell. Last edited by gobo; 12-06-2008 at 10:40 AM.

12-05-2008, 04:25 PM	#1
oldmanwinters Overlord Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Between yesterday and tomorrow! Posts: 15,499	Secret of the Ooze: #6 WORST comic book movie ever? The second film wasn't great cinema by any definition, but to place it well below Catwoman, Batman & Robin, Superman IV, Steel, Supergirl, and the Captain America movie that never saw the light of day is a crime: http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/colle...ations#photo15 Death to Yahoo! EDIT: Argg, I just remembered this is New Movie discussion. Could a mod please move this one to the proper thread please? RE-Edit: Thanks, Machias Banshee! __________________ Experience the TMNT Fan Commentaries! Check out my TMNT fan comic, "Nothing to Fear"! View my sketch work! I'm selling some of my hard-to-find TMNT items! Last edited by oldmanwinters; 12-05-2008 at 05:27 PM. Reason: Doh!

12-05-2008, 04:56 PM	#2
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Sure thing...

12-05-2008, 05:01 PM	#3
The Terror of Death Stone Warrior Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 736	Um, those movies aren't in numerical order. Nothing says TMNT is the six worst. And even if it is no big deal.

12-05-2008, 05:20 PM	#6
CyberCubed Overlord Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 43,872	TMNT 2 was silly, but it wasn't bad by any means. Its still a fun watch.

12-05-2008, 07:29 PM	#14
Tinuvielsdreams Nothing without passion Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,722	Haha I like all the comments. I agree the second movie definitely doesn't belong on that list. The third movie much more likely, I pretend that one doesn't exist. They are just lashing out at Ninja Rap because they know they sang and danced to it when they were kids and just won't admit it

12-05-2008, 10:35 PM	#16
shuriken Second City Shinobi Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Chi-town Posts: 4,182	YO it's the green machine gonna rock the house without being seen ICE MAN Have you ever seen a turtle get dooown... yeah that's the sh*t right there. Although the Crow3 Salvation is infininately crappier than the Crow City of Angels. And where the Hell is Daredevil! __________________ Some things are better left unsaid. This isn't one of them

12-06-2008, 03:38 PM	#18
KROW Meat-n-Potatoes Man Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: State's Anus, NY Posts: 6,472	Yahoo's lists are pure anus fodder. Whether it's movies or music, every article writer seems to have a bad case of head-up-the-ass syndrome. __________________ - Optimus Acid Trip - Cult of a Half-Shell - Raiden's Bitter Tongue - *I don't try to be funny; I fail at it naturally.*

12-06-2008, 05:14 PM	#19
Buslady WingsOfDarkness! Perkele! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In 7803... Posts: 4,366	i didnt care for 2, it was fine until vanilla ice ruined it with his crap rap...but 2 was better than 3 __________________

12-06-2008, 06:10 PM	#20
Canadian Turtle Mad Scientist Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Small town Ontario, West of Toronto Posts: 1,257	I just hate Yahoo all together so I don't really care what they think. __________________ The Doc: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Turtl..._type=bookmark Business: www.iproductionsonline.com