The New Café - Page 164

Ra · 06-11-2009, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Peanut

So like...the dudes were standing their patting your ass? I found that funnier than the psycho kid.

Na. Just got a teacher saying how he was amazed how calm/brave I was or whatever since he was too stunned to say or do anything.

But having actual ass-pats would be a nice bonus as well. Ohohohoho~

Peanut · 06-11-2009, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by gobo

^^ So, that's where Jester left his sense of humor...

^^So, that's where that festering dumpster slut left her unwanted, physically retarded, mentally disabled, baby...

I was trying to be as corny as possible with my reply, and since half the jokes I get thrown at me involve being Canadian, I thought I'd skip the middleman.

*Ninjinister* · 06-11-2009, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Peanut

I live in Canada. I just keep my cabin about 10 feet off the permafrost to prevent my foundations from sinking when the ground thaws, and keep the polar bears reaching my front door and I'm fine. I don't have anything beside my bed except snowshoes, my hockey skates, a copy of Bryan Adams Unplugged, a bottle of maple syrup and my dog-sledding whip.

I keep forgetting not everybody lives in the ghetto.

*gobo* · 06-11-2009, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Peanut

^^So, that's where that festering dumpster slut left her unwanted, physically retarded, mentally disabled, baby...

I was trying to be as corny as possible with my reply, and since half the jokes I get thrown at me involve being Canadian, I thought I'd skip the middleman.

You take offense the stupidest things, punk.

*Cure* · 06-11-2009, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by gobo

You take offense the stupidest things, punk.

You didn't offend him at all, I'm sure. He says time and again he doesn't get mad.

*Katie* · 06-11-2009, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The Ninjinister

I keep forgetting not everybody lives in the ghetto.

....I live in the ghetto and I don't have a gun. someone does though 'cause they're killin right now. no joke. hot damn. hit my car again. more insurance bodywork. yes!~

But I do have a big stryker

*Cure* · 06-11-2009, 09:35 PM

Yeah, I lived in the 'hood and never had so much as a bat.

*XERO* · 06-11-2009, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCure

Yeah, I lived in the 'hood and never had so much as a bat.

Did somebody jack it?

*Cure* · 06-11-2009, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Benvenuto

Did somebody jack it?

No? Not everyone there is a thief or victim.

*XERO* · 06-11-2009, 10:14 PM

Never implied that they were.

Besides, you don't always have to be a thief to steal or a victim to get robbed.

And it definitely doesn't always have to be in the 'hood.

*Hannah* · 06-11-2009, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Benvenuto

Besides, you don't always have to be a thief to steal or a victim to get robbed.

What is that even supposed to mean?

Peanut · 06-11-2009, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Benvenuto

Besides, you don't always have to be a thief to steal or a victim to get robbed.

No...no I'm pretty sure you do. Semantics aside.

*XERO* · 06-11-2009, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Hannah

What is that even supposed to mean?

Well, if you care to know, IMO it means that everything is not bound by the rules of tradition.

If a person robs a store, you'd be quick to label that person a thief. But what if that person had a car, and as he/she is robbing the store, someone ends up stealing his/her car?

Does that now make that person a victim, even after the robbery he/she committed?

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Originally Posted by Peanut

No...no I'm pretty sure you do. Semantics aside.

Yeah, well, I don't trust semantics as much as I used to.

I always tried to expect the unexpected in life, even if it becomes ridiculous at times. But no matter how much I physically, mentally or emotionally prepare for the best or the worst, there's always that slight miscalculation.

Peanut · 06-11-2009, 10:30 PM

Yes? They were a thief who became a victim, but that doesn't mean his theft suddenly never happened. He's still a thief! It's not like they cancel each other out because they happened in the same time frame, or even in the same life time. He was a thief under the circumstances of robbing the store, but he was the victim of a car-jacking.

**Jester** · 06-11-2009, 10:30 PM

That's heavy, Ban....

*Cure* · 06-11-2009, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Benvenuto

I always tried to expect the unexpected in life, even if it becomes ridiculous at times. But no matter how much I physically, mentally or emotionally prepare for the best or the worst, there's always that slight miscalculation.

That has nothing to do with anything. We're just speaking simple definitions. A thief steals, a victim is wronged. Easy as that.

*XERO* · 06-11-2009, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Peanut

Yes? They were a thief who became a victim, but that doesn't mean his theft suddenly never happened. He's still a thief! It's not like they cancel each other out because they happened in the same time frame, or even in the same life time. He was a thief under the circumstances of robbing the store, but he was the victim of a car-jacking.

Hell of an unfair cycle, isn't it?

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Originally Posted by TheCure

That has nothing to do with anything. We're just speaking simple definitions. A thief steals, a victim is wronged. Easy as that.

You should already know by default that it's not always that simple with me anymore. Blame my being ultra-paranoid.

*Cure* · 06-11-2009, 10:46 PM

God, I am never getting to the point where I over-complicate things.

*XERO* · 06-11-2009, 10:50 PM

I seriously hope you don't get to that point, either. It sucks BIG TIME.

*Cure* · 06-11-2009, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Benvenuto

I seriously hope you don't get to that point, either. It sucks BIG TIME.

Then keep it simple! If you see yourself doing it, just stand back for a moment and think...

"What would the dictionary say?"

BAM, problem solved.

06-11-2009, 09:35 PM	#3267
Cure Y'all need Jesus Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 8,938	Yeah, I lived in the 'hood and never had so much as a bat. __________________

06-11-2009, 10:14 PM	#3270
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Never implied that they were. Besides, you don't always have to be a thief to steal or a victim to get robbed. And it definitely doesn't always have to be in the 'hood. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

06-11-2009, 10:30 PM	#3275
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,301	That's heavy, Ban.... __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

06-11-2009, 10:46 PM	#3278
Cure Y'all need Jesus Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 8,938	God, I am never getting to the point where I over-complicate things. __________________

06-11-2009, 10:50 PM	#3279
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	I seriously hope you don't get to that point, either. It sucks BIG TIME. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

06-11-2009, 10:30 PM	#3274
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	Yes? They were a thief who became a victim, but that doesn't mean his theft suddenly never happened. He's still a thief! It's not like they cancel each other out because they happened in the same time frame, or even in the same life time. He was a thief under the circumstances of robbing the store, but he was the victim of a car-jacking.