Marge Simpson poses for Playboy - Page 3

*XERO* · 10-22-2009, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warhorse

Scary thing is, I remember a long time ago on some radio talk show, they were talking about some poll that was taken on the "hottest" cartoon characters of all time, and Marge Simpson came first in that, beating out Jessica Rabbit.

Was it Howard Stern?

~~Leo656~~ · 10-23-2009, 06:27 PM

I find that conclusion flawed at best. Jessica Rabbit is like the Rob Van Dam of "hot" cartoon characters...

*XERO* · 10-24-2009, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo656

I find that conclusion flawed at best. Jessica Rabbit is like the Rob Van Dam of "hot" cartoon characters...

So would that make Marge Simpson Sabu?

~~Leo656~~ · 10-24-2009, 01:26 AM

I'unno if Marge Simpson has the stomach for a barbed wire/flaming tables match... would sure be a sight, though...

*XERO* · 10-24-2009, 01:33 AM

I know you're picturing barb wire in her hair. Stop that immediately.

~~Leo656~~ · 10-24-2009, 01:40 AM

And naked. NOW it's gettin' hot.

There's a title for one of Rob Black's old wrestle/porn flicks: "Blue Bush N Barbed Wire Vol. 26".

I think you'd have to skip right to 26 for the sake of street cred, don't you?

*XERO* · 10-24-2009, 01:43 AM

Wow.

'Skip' and 'street cred' in the same sentence?

~~Leo656~~ · 10-24-2009, 01:46 AM

That better not have been a Candido joke, or Drunk Scott Hall is gonna shove you roughly and slur obscenities at you...

*XERO* · 10-24-2009, 02:02 AM

Well, at least I'll get saved by Ultimate Warrior.

...

Yeah, that makes it all better.

~~Leo656~~ · 10-24-2009, 02:06 AM

Destrucity rules.

No, wait, no it doesn't.

Is right. I'd rather be saved by frickin' Virgil.

Or Naked Marge Simpson.

See? Back on topic.

*XERO* · 10-24-2009, 02:10 AM

I'm just friggin' relieved you stopped there...

And in the interest of back-on-topicness (how's my Vince impression?

), I wonder who they're gonna have pose next.

Daphne from Scooby-Doo has been robbed.

~~Leo656~~ · 10-24-2009, 02:16 AM

I haven't seen much Judy Jetson porn lately.

Seriously, if it's anyone it'll be Lois Griffin, since Seth McFarlane is pretty much everywhere these days...

*XERO* · 10-24-2009, 02:17 AM

I'm betting Stewie before her.

Or even Meg.

~~Leo656~~ · 10-24-2009, 02:20 AM

Really? I'unno...

What about Francine from American Dad? That could work...

Y'know who I'm surprised never went the full monty? Miss Piggy. She's such a f*cking slut.

*XERO* · 10-24-2009, 02:24 AM

Duh.

Everybody is PORKIN' her.

~~Leo656~~ · 10-24-2009, 02:29 AM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Win.

Imagine Kermit coming home to find Fozzy bangin' Miss Piggy. "Waka-waka!" indeed.

*XERO* · 10-24-2009, 02:42 AM

Why do you think they call Animal 'Animal'?

~~Leo656~~ · 10-24-2009, 02:51 AM

I can't beat that. Gnite.

*XERO* · 10-24-2009, 02:56 AM

Here's to not having nightmares tonight.

~~Leo656~~ · 10-24-2009, 03:00 AM

Nightmares?

About Naked Marge Simpson dyking out with Jessica Rabbit in a wrestling ring surrounded by barb wire while Daphne from Scooby-Doo does a striptease for the Ultimate Warrior who's getting a lapdance from Judy Jetson while Kermit the Frog gets turned on watching Fozzy Bear and Animal take turns on Miss Piggy?

Why would that give anyone nightmares?

10-24-2009, 01:33 AM	#45
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	I know you're picturing barb wire in her hair. Stop that immediately. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

10-24-2009, 01:43 AM	#47
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Wow. 'Skip' and 'street cred' in the same sentence? __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

10-24-2009, 02:02 AM	#49
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Well, at least I'll get saved by Ultimate Warrior. ... Yeah, that makes it all better. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

10-24-2009, 02:10 AM	#51
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	I'm just friggin' relieved you stopped there... And in the interest of back-on-topicness (how's my Vince impression? ), I wonder who they're gonna have pose next. Daphne from Scooby-Doo has been robbed. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!" Last edited by XERO; 10-24-2009 at 12:54 PM.

10-24-2009, 02:17 AM	#53
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	I'm betting Stewie before her. Or even Meg. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

10-23-2009, 06:27 PM	#42
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	I find that conclusion flawed at best. Jessica Rabbit is like the Rob Van Dam of "hot" cartoon characters...

10-24-2009, 01:26 AM	#44
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	I'unno if Marge Simpson has the stomach for a barbed wire/flaming tables match... would sure be a sight, though...

10-24-2009, 01:40 AM	#46
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	And naked. NOW it's gettin' hot. There's a title for one of Rob Black's old wrestle/porn flicks: "Blue Bush N Barbed Wire Vol. 26". I think you'd have to skip right to 26 for the sake of street cred, don't you?

10-24-2009, 01:46 AM	#48
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	That better not have been a Candido joke, or Drunk Scott Hall is gonna shove you roughly and slur obscenities at you...

10-24-2009, 02:06 AM	#50
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Destrucity rules. No, wait, no it doesn't. Is right. I'd rather be saved by frickin' Virgil. Or Naked Marge Simpson. See? Back on topic.

10-24-2009, 02:16 AM	#52
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	I haven't seen much Judy Jetson porn lately. Seriously, if it's anyone it'll be Lois Griffin, since Seth McFarlane is pretty much everywhere these days...

10-24-2009, 02:20 AM	#54
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Really? I'unno... What about Francine from American Dad? That could work... Y'know who I'm surprised never went the full monty? Miss Piggy. She's such a f*cking slut.

10-24-2009, 02:24 AM	#55
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Duh. Everybody is PORKIN' her. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

10-24-2009, 02:29 AM	#56
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Win. Imagine Kermit coming home to find Fozzy bangin' Miss Piggy. "Waka-waka!" indeed.

10-24-2009, 02:42 AM	#57
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Why do you think they call Animal 'Animal'? __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!" Last edited by XERO; 10-24-2009 at 02:57 AM.

10-24-2009, 02:51 AM	#58
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	I can't beat that. Gnite.

10-24-2009, 02:56 AM	#59
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Here's to not having nightmares tonight. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

10-24-2009, 03:00 AM	#60
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Nightmares? About Naked Marge Simpson dyking out with Jessica Rabbit in a wrestling ring surrounded by barb wire while Daphne from Scooby-Doo does a striptease for the Ultimate Warrior who's getting a lapdance from Judy Jetson while Kermit the Frog gets turned on watching Fozzy Bear and Animal take turns on Miss Piggy? Why would that give anyone nightmares?