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Just...way too serious.
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Drunk 4 year old Steals Christmas Presents
Didn't know whether to find this funny or sad. I think more sad.....
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Stone Warrior
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The world just gets more strange one news cast at a time.
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Dierna Soul, Reporter
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Wow...they really are starting younger and younger these days...
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Stupid Rich
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And people call me a crazy person for saying alcohol is slowly killing the world.
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Devil's Advocate
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They already kept their presents under the Christmas tree? Quite early for that.
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It's my desire?
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And... just... goddamnit... Just goddamnit...
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Gorgeous and modest too
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Why does a 4 year old have an urge/need to drink beer? unless his parents taught him... he should at least be hyped up on Jolt or some energy drink at 4 am..
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Mad Scientist
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For the exact same reason he's going to puff on that unattended lit cigarette or drink out of that bottle with that tasty-looking household cleaner in it. Little kids are curious and don't know better. That's why we have (supposedly) child-proof caps on medicine bottles.
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WingsOfDarkness! Perkele!
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he wanna be like daddy an go to jail...what a freakin great role model
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Yeah, even the Grinch would be proud of that 4 year old!
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Dare To Be Stupid!
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The children are our future. LMAO.
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Hench Mutant
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i feel bad for that kid and all, but this story is funny as hell. atleaste he didnt try to steal a car too
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Hench Mutant
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That is sad that a kid that age would do such a thing.
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Just...way too serious.
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monkey see monkey do.
Pawpaw drinks beer.....daddy drinks beer.....I love my daddy. Mommy said he went to jail cause he was bad....If I'm bad I can be with daddy. Perfect sense to a 4 year old. |
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