TMNTeople's Court!

willtupper · 04-07-2010, 04:36 PM

Wouldn't it be crazy if the TMNT were, like, a courtroom drama?

If everything else was exactly the same, but it took place in the world of "Boston Legal" or something.

Probably...

Splinter would be the Judge.

Leonardo would be the strong, silent Baliff (who is secretly in love with the Judge).

Raphael would be a witness. A very angry witness (or maybe the defendent).

Oruku Saki would be the defendent (charged with homicide, or something).

Donatello would provide "expert testimony" on matters science and geek-related.

Michelangelo would be a "character witness," and the Judge would have to ask him repeatedly to phrase his replies without the word "Dude!" so much.

Casey would be a witness, I guess. Or else a Plaintiff. Or maybe the defendent.

April would be expert testimony. Either as a scientist (Mirage), or a reporter (Archie / Toon).

Who would the other character's be? Who would the lawyers be?

What kind of cases would they try? What would the behind-the-scenes drama be about?

Who would say, at the end of every episode, "Tune in next week, for another exciting case, on... TMNTeople's COURT!"

Archon_Turtle · 04-07-2010, 04:45 PM

you are a sick, strange, little man. And thats why we get along so well.

*plastroncafe* · 04-07-2010, 04:53 PM

...

Huh.

But, how would you cast everyone on the 80s sitcom "Night Court"?

Mutated Turtle · 04-07-2010, 04:57 PM

OK..................................I don't think this would do good on TV.Is People's court on TV going good?I doubt it is.And this a very wierd idea.

*Ninjinister* · 04-07-2010, 05:01 PM

OBJECTION!

*Powder* · 04-07-2010, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Archon_Turtle

you are a sick, strange, little man. And thats why we get along so well.

Seconded.

Though a 'Full House' parody may fair better.

"FULL SEWER".

Just think of it-

Danny Tanner being Leo, the uptight one.
(Uncle) Joey Gladstone being Mikey, the goof.
(Uncle) Jesse Katsopolis being Raph, the badass.
DJ Tanner being Donatello, A goodie goodie!

Grandpa Papouli- Splinter
Aunt Becky- April Oneil
Michelle & Stephanie- Bebop & Rocksteady
Erin (the little brat Michelle hangs out with who terrorizes Jesse & Joey)- The Shredder

Perfection in 22 minute segments.

*gobo* · 04-07-2010, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by willtupper

Michelangelo would be a "character witness,"

Cuz he's such a character? XD Brilliant!

Oh, what a nut you is, Tup-Tup... ^_^

*Koi* · 04-07-2010, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Powder

(Uncle) Jesse Katsopolis being Raph, the badass.

My inner Jesse fan girl is screaming no to that combo.

Humans + leather + Elvis = BA
Turtle mutant + leather + Elvis = Creepier fan girl base

*Candy Kappa* · 04-07-2010, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ninjinister

OBJECTION!

damn it, you beaten me to it

*Scandia* · 04-07-2010, 07:49 PM

Oroku Saki would be the defendant indeed.

Krang/Karai would be the defense attorney.

Splinter would be the judge.

Raphael would be the prosecuting attorney.

Donatello would be the forensic scientist.

Leonardo would be the apprentice judge- the one who would conduct the trial if the judge were not available.

Casey would be the bailiff- but not silent.

April would be the reporter covering the trial, LOL!

And Mikey would be a juror who keeps driving everybody bananas with his confused questions.

dontplaydead27 · 04-07-2010, 08:12 PM

Oh man i'm so high I don't know what the hells going on right now.

Spacebabie · 04-07-2010, 08:58 PM

I can now see Leonardo pointing and shouting "Objection."

04-07-2010, 04:36 PM	#1
willtupper Official TMNT Staff/Cast Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 322	TMNTeople's Court! Wouldn't it be crazy if the TMNT were, like, a courtroom drama? If everything else was exactly the same, but it took place in the world of "Boston Legal" or something. Probably... Splinter would be the Judge. Leonardo would be the strong, silent Baliff (who is secretly in love with the Judge). Raphael would be a witness. A very angry witness (or maybe the defendent). Oruku Saki would be the defendent (charged with homicide, or something). Donatello would provide "expert testimony" on matters science and geek-related. Michelangelo would be a "character witness," and the Judge would have to ask him repeatedly to phrase his replies without the word "Dude!" so much. Casey would be a witness, I guess. Or else a Plaintiff. Or maybe the defendent. April would be expert testimony. Either as a scientist (Mirage), or a reporter (Archie / Toon). Who would the other character's be? Who would the lawyers be? What kind of cases would they try? What would the behind-the-scenes drama be about? Who would say, at the end of every episode, "Tune in next week, for another exciting case, on... TMNTeople's COURT!"

04-07-2010, 05:01 PM	#5
Ninjinister 無問題 Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Moesko Island, WA Posts: 14,348	OBJECTION! __________________

04-07-2010, 07:49 PM	#10
Scandia Mad Scientist Join Date: May 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 2,265	Oroku Saki would be the defendant indeed. Krang/Karai would be the defense attorney. Splinter would be the judge. Raphael would be the prosecuting attorney. Donatello would be the forensic scientist. Leonardo would be the apprentice judge- the one who would conduct the trial if the judge were not available. Casey would be the bailiff- but not silent. April would be the reporter covering the trial, LOL! And Mikey would be a juror who keeps driving everybody bananas with his confused questions. __________________ Turtles fight with honor!!!

04-07-2010, 08:12 PM	#11
dontplaydead27 Thug Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Saint Joseph, Missouri Posts: 60	Oh man i'm so high I don't know what the hells going on right now. __________________ Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward, it is an unconquerable enemy.

04-07-2010, 08:58 PM	#12
Spacebabie Hench Mutant Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Conroe Texas Posts: 291	I can now see Leonardo pointing and shouting "Objection." __________________ http://spacebabie.deviantart.com/ http://www.fanfiction.net/~spacebabie http://spacebabie.livejournal.com/

04-07-2010, 04:45 PM	#2
Archon_Turtle I'm SUPER into myself Join Date: May 2004 Location: California Posts: 4,667	you are a sick, strange, little man. And thats why we get along so well.

04-07-2010, 04:57 PM	#4
Mutated Turtle Stone Warrior Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Nope.avi Posts: 825	OK..................................I don't think this would do good on TV.Is People's court on TV going good?I doubt it is.And this a very wierd idea.