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Billbeaux · 02-17-2010, 07:29 AM

"If cartoons were more like the real world" from Cracked. Scroll down to #3...

http://www.cracked.com/photoshop_107...ke-real-world/

*Oculus Orbus* · 02-17-2010, 07:34 AM

Really funny. I liked the Pokemon one the best.

*Luzmagica* · 02-17-2010, 08:21 AM

LOL...a new generation of Teenage Mutant Ninja Acuatic Turtles!!! ...

*ToTheNines* · 02-17-2010, 08:48 AM

I think you missed the point Luz lol.

My favorites were CatDog and Inspector Gadget, Peanuts was good too.

**Venom** · 02-17-2010, 08:48 AM

Who'll sadly never learn the art of ninjitsu.

Looks like tonight Saki dines on turtle soup, never knowing they'll have the last laugh when he bleeds from his eyes and poops out his spleen.

*Luzmagica* · 02-17-2010, 08:58 AM

Ups....then ...the point ... isnot a positive view??

?...D´oh!! ...I dont like real world...

Billbeaux · 02-17-2010, 05:58 PM

This one is a little more uplifting. Scroll down to #11.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16464...year-olds.html

*oldmanwinters* · 02-17-2010, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billbeaux

This one is a little more uplifting. Scroll down to #11.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16464...year-olds.html

That is pretty funny! Number 25 made me do a double take [did he really just imply? No... Yes, yes, he did

]. Also #10 is just brilliant (the Iran Contra affair? hehe).

But I'm guessing most of those pictures are done by college students rather than 5-year-olds. There looks to be some digital touch-ups. And there is the fact that kids that age probably wouldn't be drawing about historical events that they wouldn't be introduced to until middle school.

EDIT: My bad, I didn't even notice the disclaimer:

Quote:

With this in mind, we asked you to depict some of history's most significant events, as they would be drawn by a five year-old child.

Billbeaux · 05-19-2010, 08:18 PM

And again! Check out #2

http://www.cracked.com/photoshop_122...ganda-posters/

*Koi* · 05-19-2010, 08:27 PM

I need to make that into a hoody or something...

Billbeaux · 12-07-2010, 07:51 AM

"7 Shockingly Dark Origins of Lovable Children's Characters"

http://www.cracked.com/article_18906...haracters.html

Contains an amusing--if somewhat off-the-mark--introduction to the Turtles' original incarnation for the uninitiated (although they overstate the violence a bit...to the point where the early Mirage books damn near come off like talking animal torture porn!)

*Jephael* · 12-10-2010, 06:19 PM

Dude, these links are friggin' hilarious!!!

*Koi* · 12-16-2010, 11:24 PM

Poor Betty Boop.

Billbeaux · 03-14-2011, 08:41 AM

Betcha never thought about it this way when you were eight!

http://www.cracked.com/video_18260_w...-question.html

**Jester** · 03-14-2011, 09:09 AM

I love cracked. That was great!

*PizzaPower* · 03-14-2011, 10:24 AM

lol thats a pretty nice find!

FearlessLeader · 03-14-2011, 11:12 AM

The TMNT/ Sex in the City comparison was really funny!

Thanks for posting this! I need to send it to all my friends now!

**Jester** · 04-20-2011, 03:40 AM

There are quite a few articles:
http://www.cracked.com/search/search...=Ninja+Turtles
I'd have posted specific articles....but last time I tried, it glitched out when I hit submit.

*Powder* · 04-20-2011, 04:15 AM

I find virtually everything on Cracked ridiculously horrible. Finding a shred of humor on that site is like trying to locate a grain of salt on the beach.

**Jester** · 04-20-2011, 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Powder

I find virtually everything on Cracked ridiculously horrible. Finding a shred of humor on that site is like trying to locate a grain of salt on the beach.

Wow, Powder...tell us how you really feel.

02-17-2010, 08:58 AM	#6
Luzmagica A Magic Light Dudette! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Spain. Posts: 3,878	Ups....then ...the point ... isnot a positive view???...D´oh!! ...I dont like real world... __________________

12-10-2010, 06:19 PM	#12
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	Dude, these links are friggin' hilarious!!! __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

03-14-2011, 09:09 AM	#15
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	I love cracked. That was great! __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

03-14-2011, 10:24 AM	#16
PizzaPower Foot Elite Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Pizza Parlor Posts: 3,200	lol thats a pretty nice find! __________________ https://www.twitch.tv/turtlepizzapower

03-14-2011, 11:12 AM	#17
FearlessLeader Mad Scientist Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Watching Space Heroes Posts: 1,048	The TMNT/ Sex in the City comparison was really funny! Thanks for posting this! I need to send it to all my friends now! __________________ Artwork by Jim Lawson

02-17-2010, 07:29 AM	#1
Billbeaux Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Flyover Country Posts: 168	Cracked.com "If cartoons were more like the real world" from Cracked. Scroll down to #3... http://www.cracked.com/photoshop_107...ke-real-world/

02-17-2010, 07:34 AM	#2
Oculus Orbus Mad Scientist Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Spain Posts: 1,535	Really funny. I liked the Pokemon one the best.

02-17-2010, 08:21 AM	#3
Luzmagica A Magic Light Dudette! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Spain. Posts: 3,878	LOL...a new generation of Teenage Mutant Ninja Acuatic Turtles!!! ... __________________ Last edited by Luzmagica; 02-17-2010 at 08:45 AM.

02-17-2010, 08:48 AM	#4
ToTheNines Col. Stinkmeaner Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 19,358	I think you missed the point Luz lol. My favorites were CatDog and Inspector Gadget, Peanuts was good too.

02-17-2010, 08:48 AM	#5
Venom Space Knight Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Colorado Posts: 3,637	Who'll sadly never learn the art of ninjitsu. Looks like tonight Saki dines on turtle soup, never knowing they'll have the last laugh when he bleeds from his eyes and poops out his spleen.

02-17-2010, 05:58 PM	#7
Billbeaux Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Flyover Country Posts: 168	This one is a little more uplifting. Scroll down to #11. http://www.cracked.com/article_16464...year-olds.html

05-19-2010, 08:18 PM	#9
Billbeaux Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Flyover Country Posts: 168	And again! Check out #2 http://www.cracked.com/photoshop_122...ganda-posters/

05-19-2010, 08:27 PM	#10
Koi Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,787	I need to make that into a hoody or something...

12-07-2010, 07:51 AM	#11
Billbeaux Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Flyover Country Posts: 168	"7 Shockingly Dark Origins of Lovable Children's Characters" http://www.cracked.com/article_18906...haracters.html Contains an amusing--if somewhat off-the-mark--introduction to the Turtles' original incarnation for the uninitiated (although they overstate the violence a bit...to the point where the early Mirage books damn near come off like talking animal torture porn!)

12-16-2010, 11:24 PM	#13
Koi Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,787	Poor Betty Boop.

03-14-2011, 08:41 AM	#14
Billbeaux Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Flyover Country Posts: 168	Betcha never thought about it this way when you were eight! http://www.cracked.com/video_18260_w...-question.html

04-20-2011, 03:40 AM	#18
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	There are quite a few articles: http://www.cracked.com/search/search...=Ninja+Turtles I'd have posted specific articles....but last time I tried, it glitched out when I hit submit. __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656 Last edited by Jester; 04-20-2011 at 03:58 AM.

04-20-2011, 04:15 AM	#19
Powder 40 Years of TMNT Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Shell-Ri-La Posts: 26,955	I find virtually everything on Cracked ridiculously horrible. Finding a shred of humor on that site is like trying to locate a grain of salt on the beach.