Ninja Crime on the rise in Pittsburgh? - Page 2

**Jester** · 05-03-2011, 07:41 PM

But Winters our plan is simple. Here is our mantra:

Now the villain is chillin' so we'll make a stand
Back to the wall put our swords in your hands
Remember the words of our teacher our master
Evil moves fast but good moves faster
Than light
Shining from your illumination
Good versus Evil equals confrontation
So when you´re in trouble don´t give in and go sour
Try to rely on our
Turtle Power

Fugitoid Jones · 05-04-2011, 01:12 AM

But what if the amount of ninjas in pittsburgh rises to the point where ninjas begin opening up their own businesses? Next thing you'll know, you'll see a Ninja Shoe Store, Ninja Dry Cleaner, Ninja Pizza...

**Jester** · 05-04-2011, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fugitoid Jones

But what if the amount of ninjas in pittsburgh rises to the point where ninjas begin opening up their own businesses? Next thing you'll know, you'll see a Ninja Shoe Store, Ninja Dry Cleaner, Ninja Pizza...

Ninja Dentist....ouch!

*mysterycolor* · 05-09-2011, 01:32 AM

To think I have lived in Pittsburgh my entire life and never once ran into a ninja...some people have all the luck.

*mysterycolor* · 05-15-2011, 09:11 AM

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pitt.../s_737074.html

Follow up to some of the ninja-activity in PA

*oldmanwinters* · 05-15-2011, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mysterycolor

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pitt.../s_737074.html

Follow up to some of the ninja-activity in PA

Dangit, that cop's Youtube spoof is listed as "Private!"

This publicity probably won't bode well for his future employment on the force though.

Perhaps he'll adopt the mantle of "Nobody" and fight crime both on and off the record?

**Jester** · 05-15-2011, 12:20 PM

Perhaps the ninja crime wave is a wash out...

*mysterycolor* · 05-15-2011, 01:09 PM

when I saw this yesterday all I could think was "What a dope!"...I mean sure, it is fun to laugh at the wanna-be foot soldiers, but if you are involved with the legal system at all...maybe keep the jokes a little less public lol

05-03-2011, 07:41 PM	#21
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,301	But Winters our plan is simple. Here is our mantra: Now the villain is chillin' so we'll make a stand Back to the wall put our swords in your hands Remember the words of our teacher our master Evil moves fast but good moves faster Than light Shining from your illumination Good versus Evil equals confrontation So when you´re in trouble don´t give in and go sour Try to rely on our Turtle Power __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

05-04-2011, 01:12 AM	#22
Fugitoid Jones Stone Warrior Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: D'hoonib, VT Posts: 886	But what if the amount of ninjas in pittsburgh rises to the point where ninjas begin opening up their own businesses? Next thing you'll know, you'll see a Ninja Shoe Store, Ninja Dry Cleaner, Ninja Pizza... __________________ "You are right, I have always known about man. From the evidence, I believe his wisdom must walk hand and hand with his idiocy. His emotions must rule his brain. He must be a warlike creature who gives battle to everything around him, even himself." -Dr. Zaius

05-15-2011, 09:11 AM	#25
mysterycolor t-u-r-t-l-e seller!! Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 3,481	http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pitt.../s_737074.html Follow up to some of the ninja-activity in PA __________________ mysterycolor TMNT ebay auctions- http://bit.ly/mysterycolor mysterycolor's basement auctions- bit.ly/mysterybasement

05-15-2011, 12:20 PM	#27
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,301	Perhaps the ninja crime wave is a wash out... __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

05-15-2011, 01:09 PM	#28
mysterycolor t-u-r-t-l-e seller!! Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 3,481	when I saw this yesterday all I could think was "What a dope!"...I mean sure, it is fun to laugh at the wanna-be foot soldiers, but if you are involved with the legal system at all...maybe keep the jokes a little less public lol __________________ mysterycolor TMNT ebay auctions- http://bit.ly/mysterycolor mysterycolor's basement auctions- bit.ly/mysterybasement

05-09-2011, 01:32 AM	#24
mysterycolor t-u-r-t-l-e seller!! Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 3,481	To think I have lived in Pittsburgh my entire life and never once ran into a ninja...some people have all the luck.