The sexual orientation of the TMNT - Page 3

*Sage Ninja* · 09-23-2011, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by LotusBlossom

That is so bizarre! Because to me, he seems to be easily the LEAST likely one to be "that way". (With Leo probably the most likely.)

At any rate ... you know who is DEFINITELY gay?

Vernon Fenwick.

Oh, and obviously that Truman Capote-type guy from the Flower Society, also (in "Raphael versus the Volcano"). Plus (probably) Baxter Stockman. And maybe even Don Turtelli as well.

Man, now that I think about it, the OT was, like, practically dripping in homo-eroticism!

in the cases of Vernon Fenwick and Don Turttelli I think you are confusing "metrosexual" with gay. Bexter is clearly just a nerd who never got past the first stage of human interaction most likely due to his intelligence.

And I can't remember who the flower society guy is so yuor guess is as good as mine.

**Jester** · 09-23-2011, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Sage Ninja

And I can't remember who the flower society guy is so your guess is as good as mine.

He is talking about the Rob Paulsen voiced character Wilhelm "Willie" Vanilli. Not sure what to think...

I know...of course I'd know...

**Jo Dawn** · 09-23-2011, 08:38 PM

I really don't have anything to add to this thread, except this:

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Originally Posted by Coprophagous Beauty

it's a long hard way but at the end he get the girl.

That's what she said.

*bows*

**Jester** · 09-23-2011, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Jo Dawn

I really don't have anything to add to this thread, except this:

That's what she said.

*bows*

*slow clap*

*ssjup81* · 09-24-2011, 12:47 AM

I still don't get why people say Vernon's character was gay. To me there's a difference between being a scaredy cat and being gay. Besides, there is that episode where Vernon was trying to get a kiss out of April...and in that awful ep with that giant monkey, not sure if it was just a major animation error, but Vernon's attention was on April's bust for the entire scene.

Leonardo87 · 09-24-2011, 02:20 AM

It will be best if I stay out of this thread...

jaymq · 09-24-2011, 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Leonardo87

It will be best if I stay out of this thread...

Why post at all then? Genuine question, I never understood the concept of posting to tell people they can't, shouldn't or won't post....

If you have something to say and aren't breaking any rules, go ahead... otherwise....... why bother?

**Jester** · 09-24-2011, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by moosandra

Why post at all then? Genuine question, I never understood the concept of posting to tell people they can't, shouldn't or won't post....

If you have something to say and aren't breaking any rules, go ahead... otherwise....... why bother?

I think Leo is speaking to the ridiculousness of the thread.

jaymq · 09-24-2011, 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Jester

I think Leo is speaking to the ridiculousness of the thread.

Well, I agree that it's ridiculous, someone mentioned that this type of thread gets started every couple months or so... and I've noticed it's always the same remarks, "eww turtle sex. .. ew.. bad fan fiction... ew fangirls.." you get the idea. It's like preschool all over again. And I'll mention this everytime I see this types of comments because of how riduculous it is.

Quite honestly, the turtles have had love interests or girlfriends in all the incarnations and you can't genuinely expect a bunch of teenage (or older) males to be completely utterly celibate. One may do or consider it since in this day and age, people got the freedom to do as they wish with their love lives. But I can not genuinely believe all four would want to be celibate.

There are no quotes on them being straight either even if all of them have only dated females in canon. PL can emo about Don not being gay in OT all he wants, it was never written in as canon they're straight. I could care less if turtle pr0nz squicks people, if it's not your thing, fine, cool. But acting like "turtles don't have sex because I think it's gross" is just absurd.

But I still stand by my remark, why post at all if you aren't going to contribute? It's a forum, the whole point of a forum is to discuss. So, by all means, Leo87. Speak your mind.

**Jester** · 09-24-2011, 04:48 AM

Are you seriously defending Turtle Porn? Heck, any anthropomorphic animal porn is just icky.

jaymq · 09-24-2011, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Jester

Are you seriously defending Turtle Porn? Heck, any anthropomorphic animal porn is just icky.

For a moment, I thought I might have gotten a mature response-- alas. But no, it was the concept of sexual orientation and the repeated celibate comments that kept getting spouted that I was retorting.

And don't get me wrong, I like my turtle porn fan works, I even write my own, but that doesn't mean I feel it should be canon or be presented in canon fashion. I'm simply defending the concept and arguing the general consensus of "TMNT should be celibate cause I find turtle pr0nz gross."

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Originally Posted by Coprophagous Beauty

I wonder to whom feel the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sexually attracted?

Oh and to answer the original poster's question: I feel any of them could be gay, bi, straight, asexual... I could really see it anyway for any of them, but I'll leave my in-depth thoughts on this elsewhere perhaps since the maturity level of the idea of 'turtle sex' or 'turtles not being celibate' seems to squick more people than not here.

**Jester** · 09-24-2011, 05:21 AM

Yeah. I'm sorry we're not as enlightened as you about the subject of fictional, mutant animals having "teh sex". I didn't realize that it made a fan more mature because he or she wonders about the bedroom habits of his childhood's passions.

jaymq · 09-24-2011, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Jester

Yeah. I'm sorry we're not as enlightened as you about the subject of fictional, mutant animals having "teh sex". I didn't realize that it made a fan more mature because he or she wonders about the bedroom habits of his childhood's passions.

Now you're just being insulting

*BubblyShell22* · 09-24-2011, 09:11 AM

Here's my take on this: I feel that the Turtles probably do imagine being with a human woman and wanting a life where they could have a family. But the reality is, it isn't possible not only because they're mutants but because of their lifestyle. Could you imagine any of the Turtles wanting to risk someone else's life all for the sake of love? What if that human was killed by their enemies? And they'd also be denying the human woman the freedom to live outside of the sewers if the Turtles aren't allowed topiside. Said human woman would have to live underground with them, and while she may be able to have a job and do said job, it would still suck not to be able to really live outside of the sewers.

I know that many of us want the Turtles to have that ideal relationship we all want ourselves, but realistically, it just can't happen.

Heck, I'm even writing a fan fic exploring the very nature of this topic concerning human relationships.

*Bauer536* · 09-24-2011, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BubblyShell22

Here's my take on this: I feel that the Turtles probably do imagine being with a human woman and wanting a life where they could have a family. But the reality is, it isn't possible not only because they're mutants but because of their lifestyle. Could you imagine any of the Turtles wanting to risk someone else's life all for the sake of love? What if that human was killed by their enemies? And they'd also be denying the human woman the freedom to live outside of the sewers if the Turtles aren't allowed topiside. Said human woman would have to live underground with them, and while she may be able to have a job and do said job, it would still suck not to be able to really live outside of the sewers.

I know that many of us want the Turtles to have that ideal relationship we all want ourselves, but realistically, it just can't happen.

Heck, I'm even writing a fan fic exploring the very nature of this topic concerning human relationships.

Actually, I believe they'll have a chance in life. Once the humans accept them walking on the Earth, maybe they'll find someone to love. The only setback is, they're turtles. It's impossible (and I don't care if it worked for Mike in one issue) for turtles to procreate with humans. That's what I believe.

**Jester** · 09-24-2011, 02:12 PM

See that's just it. There's a difference between having these feelings and acting on them. I'm sure they can have feelings for someone, it would be the act of carrying it out that's the problem. There are, as Bubbly pointed out, to many downsides.

Stingray69 · 09-24-2011, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by BubblyShell22

Here's my take on this: I feel that the Turtles probably do imagine being with a human woman and wanting a life where they could have a family. But the reality is, it isn't possible not only because they're mutants but because of their lifestyle. Could you imagine any of the Turtles wanting to risk someone else's life all for the sake of love? What if that human was killed by their enemies? And they'd also be denying the human woman the freedom to live outside of the sewers if the Turtles aren't allowed topiside. Said human woman would have to live underground with them, and while she may be able to have a job and do said job, it would still suck not to be able to really live outside of the sewers.

I know that many of us want the Turtles to have that ideal relationship we all want ourselves, but realistically, it just can't happen.

Heck, I'm even writing a fan fic exploring the very nature of this topic concerning human relationships.

Dude ain't that what there doing with April and any other humans they befriend? Fact is any human that associates with them in a positive fashion is bieng put at risk.

There mutated turtles with human DNA. Who's to say they can't sucefully reproduce with a human female? Other species can cross breed in real life why not the turtles?

*The Stryker* · 09-24-2011, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Stingray69

There mutated turtles with human DNA. Who's to say they can't sucefully reproduce with a human female? Other species can cross breed in real life why not the turtles?

That goes for the whole thread. Some people just need to admit that they want to jump Raphael's bones already and that they're weird.

*Samhain* · 09-24-2011, 03:10 PM

Im gone for 2 weeks and this is the first thread I saw when I logged on...

SMH...

*BubblyShell22* · 09-24-2011, 05:58 PM

Stryker, that Rock expression made me crack up.

And, Stingray, that's my point. However, they aren't in a romantic relationship with April anyway, and she's willing to stick with them. But would other human women put up with that when they can have a relationship with a regular human man? No, I don't think so. I think there would be too many factors that would make it impossible for them to do so.

09-24-2011, 04:48 AM	#50
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,301	Are you seriously defending Turtle Porn? Heck, any anthropomorphic animal porn is just icky. __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

09-24-2011, 05:21 AM	#52
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,301	Yeah. I'm sorry we're not as enlightened as you about the subject of fictional, mutant animals having "teh sex". I didn't realize that it made a fan more mature because he or she wonders about the bedroom habits of his childhood's passions. __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

09-24-2011, 09:11 AM	#54
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Here's my take on this: I feel that the Turtles probably do imagine being with a human woman and wanting a life where they could have a family. But the reality is, it isn't possible not only because they're mutants but because of their lifestyle. Could you imagine any of the Turtles wanting to risk someone else's life all for the sake of love? What if that human was killed by their enemies? And they'd also be denying the human woman the freedom to live outside of the sewers if the Turtles aren't allowed topiside. Said human woman would have to live underground with them, and while she may be able to have a job and do said job, it would still suck not to be able to really live outside of the sewers. I know that many of us want the Turtles to have that ideal relationship we all want ourselves, but realistically, it just can't happen. Heck, I'm even writing a fan fic exploring the very nature of this topic concerning human relationships. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

09-24-2011, 02:12 PM	#56
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,301	See that's just it. There's a difference between having these feelings and acting on them. I'm sure they can have feelings for someone, it would be the act of carrying it out that's the problem. There are, as Bubbly pointed out, to many downsides. __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

09-24-2011, 05:58 PM	#60
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Stryker, that Rock expression made me crack up. And, Stingray, that's my point. However, they aren't in a romantic relationship with April anyway, and she's willing to stick with them. But would other human women put up with that when they can have a relationship with a regular human man? No, I don't think so. I think there would be too many factors that would make it impossible for them to do so. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

09-24-2011, 12:47 AM	#45
ssjup81 Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Central Virginia (Back in the US) Posts: 4,734	I still don't get why people say Vernon's character was gay. To me there's a difference between being a scaredy cat and being gay. Besides, there is that episode where Vernon was trying to get a kiss out of April...and in that awful ep with that giant monkey, not sure if it was just a major animation error, but Vernon's attention was on April's bust for the entire scene.

09-24-2011, 02:20 AM	#46
Leonardo87 Stone Warrior Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Columbus Indiana Posts: 688	It will be best if I stay out of this thread...

09-24-2011, 03:10 PM	#59
Samhain Dare To Be Stupid! Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: 1313 Mockingbird Lane Posts: 4,752	Im gone for 2 weeks and this is the first thread I saw when I logged on... SMH...