Joke For Barkworm

Type 97 Chi-ha · 04-11-2012, 06:29 AM

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions,
and reads, on the front page:

"U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
AND STEALS HIS LUNCH"

For Barkworm because of his past comments about the US news media.

**Jester** · 04-11-2012, 07:02 AM

Um...that's what PMs are for...

*Candy Kappa* · 04-11-2012, 02:55 PM

was kinda funny

*That Matt Guy* · 04-11-2012, 03:15 PM

Another one of these threads, eh? So weird.

Type 97 Chi-ha · 04-11-2012, 04:46 PM

I suppose when you think about it, the zoo in question would be negligent in the design of its animal enclosures. Also, I'm not certain if zoo lions are imported or are typicall bred in captivity.

*That Matt Guy* · 04-11-2012, 05:05 PM

http://thedrome.wikia.com/wiki/Type_97_Chi-ha

*Cure* · 04-11-2012, 05:08 PM

Hahaha, oh my God.

Peanut · 04-11-2012, 05:12 PM

F*ckin' Drome Wiki is the best.

*Candy Kappa* · 04-11-2012, 05:14 PM

now that was fun reading

Type 97 Chi-ha · 04-11-2012, 05:38 PM

Didn't know this place had its own equivalent of Encyclopedia Dramatica.

**Jester** · 04-11-2012, 05:57 PM

Should I be proud or upset that my entry is only 2 sentences and Type 97 has full sections.

*Dane E5R* · 04-12-2012, 12:55 PM

Damn. If I have one regret about my leaving this forum, it is now that I wasn't included in the wiki. I can't even get a, "Dane E5R. That mother****er could draw"?

Type 97 Chi-ha · 04-12-2012, 02:14 PM

And whoever wrote the wiki didn't even mention the story I contributed.

愛 · 04-12-2012, 02:40 PM

My entry is a complete mess. But it does have its golden moments. I did get a facepalm from Krang once. I search for that amazing thread every once in a while.

*BubblyShell22* · 04-12-2012, 03:31 PM

That joke was pretty funny. I couldn't stop laughing.

*zkarlette* · 04-12-2012, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dane E5R

Damn. If I have one regret about my leaving this forum, it is now that I wasn't included in the wiki. I can't even get a, "Dane E5R. That mother****er could draw"?

You and me are on the same boat..now I remember I used to have an fanart thread too! , those where good times

Peanut · 04-12-2012, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dane E5R

Damn. If I have one regret about my leaving this forum, it is now that I wasn't included in the wiki. I can't even get a, "Dane E5R. That mother****er could draw"?

This is exactly the reason I stopped doing the Wiki and I know it's the reason the handful of other contributors (mostly Anarky) did as well.

*That Matt Guy* · 04-12-2012, 04:23 PM

There isn't much to say about some people here, that's why the Jester page is only 15 words. Everyone got bored after all the interesting member pages were finished.

Peanut · 04-12-2012, 04:29 PM

I like your signature.

**Jester** · 04-14-2012, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by That Matt Guy

There isn't much to say about some people here, that's why the Jester page is only 15 words. Everyone got bored after all the interesting member pages were finished.

I'm...not interesting...
*cries in the corner.*

04-11-2012, 06:29 AM	#1
Type 97 Chi-ha Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Brookfield, IL Posts: 1,333	Joke For Barkworm A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: "U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH" For Barkworm because of his past comments about the US news media.

04-11-2012, 07:02 AM	#2
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	Um...that's what PMs are for... __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

04-11-2012, 02:55 PM	#3
Candy Kappa The Agenda of Existing Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Vikingland Posts: 14,596	was kinda funny __________________ devianArt Instagram Youtube Tumblr Art Blog Patreon

04-11-2012, 05:08 PM	#7
Cure Y'all need Jesus Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 8,938	Hahaha, oh my God. __________________

04-11-2012, 05:14 PM	#9
Candy Kappa The Agenda of Existing Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Vikingland Posts: 14,596	now that was fun reading __________________ devianArt Instagram Youtube Tumblr Art Blog Patreon

04-11-2012, 03:15 PM	#4
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Another one of these threads, eh? So weird.

04-11-2012, 04:46 PM	#5
Type 97 Chi-ha Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Brookfield, IL Posts: 1,333	I suppose when you think about it, the zoo in question would be negligent in the design of its animal enclosures. Also, I'm not certain if zoo lions are imported or are typicall bred in captivity.

04-11-2012, 05:05 PM	#6
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	http://thedrome.wikia.com/wiki/Type_97_Chi-ha

04-11-2012, 05:12 PM	#8
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	F*ckin' Drome Wiki is the best.

04-11-2012, 05:38 PM	#10
Type 97 Chi-ha Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Brookfield, IL Posts: 1,333	Didn't know this place had its own equivalent of Encyclopedia Dramatica.

04-11-2012, 05:57 PM	#11
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	Should I be proud or upset that my entry is only 2 sentences and Type 97 has full sections. __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

04-12-2012, 12:55 PM	#12
Dane E5R Mad Scientist Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Topeka, Kansas Posts: 1,602	Damn. If I have one regret about my leaving this forum, it is now that I wasn't included in the wiki. I can't even get a, "Dane E5R. That mother****er could draw"? __________________ http://www.luckyusshow.com

04-12-2012, 02:14 PM	#13
Type 97 Chi-ha Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Brookfield, IL Posts: 1,333	And whoever wrote the wiki didn't even mention the story I contributed.

04-12-2012, 02:40 PM	#14
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	My entry is a complete mess. But it does have its golden moments. I did get a facepalm from Krang once. I search for that amazing thread every once in a while.

04-12-2012, 03:31 PM	#15
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	That joke was pretty funny. I couldn't stop laughing. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

04-12-2012, 04:23 PM	#18
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	There isn't much to say about some people here, that's why the Jester page is only 15 words. Everyone got bored after all the interesting member pages were finished.

04-12-2012, 04:29 PM	#19
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	I like your signature.