Old Toon Scripts

[Original TMNT Cartoon Fan]

How can Superhero for a Day be October 1990?

It aired in September that year
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...1987)_episodes

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In this flurry of new products coming out, let's take a look back at a piece of the making of the original series. Here are some more 1st draft scripts, all from Season 3, and three of these are also VHS classics:

Attack of the Big MACC: http://s1119.photobucket.com/albums/...script%20TMNT/
Note that April was originally written to be in the hotel/Technodrome before being written out later.

The Great Boldini: http://s1119.photobucket.com/albums/...dini%20Script/

Invasion of the Turtle Snatchers: http://s1119.photobucket.com/albums/...ers%20scriptt/

Shredderville: http://s1119.photobucket.com/albums/...201st%20draft/

[Andrey]

Dear friends! My English is very poor, but I love to watch the Classic Toon in English. However it’s too difficult for me to do it without transcripts of the episodes. So, I made some kind of textual version of first seven episodes using the closed captions (that I've got thanks to gobo!!!) from the DVD's.

My textual version of the episodes are below.

Thanks for attention.

Spoiler:

01. Turtle Tracks (part 1)

Crime… It’s something we take for granted. It’s simply a day today fact of life in the big city…

But occasionally, a crime occurs so baffling that even we city dwellers sit up and take notice. Three scientific equipment companies – three robberies. And what was stolen?

2 positron accelerators, 4 reverse flux polarity indicators, and, uh, one parabolic sine wave generator.

And what does all that equipment do?

I have absolutely no idea.

But, although the missing goods are high-tech, the method by which they were stolen is not.

These incisions could only have been made with a samurai sword.

And look at this rope. This can only be the work of ninjas, the ancient band of Japanese warriors.

And how can you tell that from the rope, professor?

Well, look for yourself – it’s made in Japan.

Ninjas… A thousand-year old clan of assassins. Is it possible they’re here in the City? We’re at technology central to answer that question. For it may be the next target of these mysterious burglars. I’ll report as soon as anything develops… April O’Neil, happy hour news… Back to you, Jeff!

Come on, April, let's beat it. Nothing's gonna happen here.

What are you, a bunch of sissies? This is gonna be fun!

April, we've got a million bucks in state-of-the-art equipment here. I'm not gonna let it sit around in the street in the dead of the night.

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

We’re the news media, for cryin’ out loud…Who’d want to hurt us?

Uh… Them, maybe?

The camera!.. Get to the camera!

I think I left the iron on in my apartment!

Yeah, I just remembered roller derby's on TV tonight.

Oh, and I got an appointment with my, uh, dentist.

Grrr. We got a message for you from the big boss man. He warns you should stick to reportin' fashion shows.

OK! Sure, no problem!
He don’t believe you!

Here... Catch!

Rip it out!

Over there!

This is great! I must really be on to something hot if they’re trying to kill me!

Sign-off time, April O’Neil!

Chill out, home-boy!

Hey, watch it with that thing, Pal!

Oh, whoever you are, you are dead!

Whoa, weird looking dudes!

Yeah, their dress funny, too!

I don’t know who you are, but thanks! You’re not human!

Bingo! We’re dealing with a real mind here!

You… You’re turtles…

Yap! So we are.

I can’t handle this.

Aw, she’s no fun, she fainted!

What the devil?

Where am I?

Some hot tea?

I don’t believe this!

Ohh... I wish she'd stop doing that.

Come on, lady, wake up!

Aaaaaah!

Hey, it's tough trying to carry on a conversation with you, you know?

Perhaps some food would aid the young lady's powers of speech.

Pizza time!

Who had the pepperoni and ice cream?

I want some of the jelly beans and mushrooms.

Yeah, give me a slice of anchovies and peanut butter!

This is seriously grossing me out!

She talks, she walks!

How can you eat that junk?

How can you eat raw fish? Whah!

Hold it, guys. Now, April, would you like to tell us why those men were chasing you around the sewers?

Yeah! We don’t get many humans down here.

I was doing a story about a bunch of thefts at scientific equipment companies... Hey, I’m sitting here, talking to a bunch of turtles! And their pet rat? Who the heck are you guys?

Perhaps, I can best explain. The story of my young friends and I is really the story of a man named Hamato Yoshi. In Japan, there is a ninja clan known as the foot. Hamato Yoshi was their Shi-Do-Shi – teacher of the warrior ways of Enlightenment. Yoshi was a quiet man who loved art, but one student sought to usurp his leadership of the Foot clan. Oroku Saki! Then one day, a master sensei, a teacher, visited the foot school. And Oroku Saki made his move.

Impudent dog! Bow before our beloved master! So, you plot to kill our honorable sensei!

Disgraceful. Hmm! For this misdeed, you should be banished from the foot clan altogether. What say you, all-wise sensei?

I say… Throw the bum out!

In disgrace Yoshi fled to America. Penniless, he was forced to live in the sewers, in these underground tunnels. His only friends were the rats. Until one day, some new friends came down the drain.

Back in Japan… Under Oroku Saki’s evil leadership the Foot clan turned to an army of crime.

Stick ‘em up!

Back in New York. Yoshi lived happily with his turtles and rats. But then one day…

So Hamato Yoshi found the turtles covered with goo?

Bingo. You get the feeling all this is starting to lead somewhere?

It was a powerful mutagen. It caused whoever touched it to take on the form of whatever animal they had most recently been in contact with. The turtles started become in human… They had most recently been with Yoshi. But Yoshi had most recently been with the rats!

Then… Hamato Yoshi is you!

You got a mind like a steel trap, lady!

My four young wards nicknamed me Splinter for obvious reasons.

I, in turn, named them after my favorite renaissance painters. I knew the outside world consider them freaks. So, I trained them in the art of ninjitsu…

Donatello – whose simple woodenbo can disarm any adversary.

Rafael – no sword on earth can withstand his sai.

Leonardo – his swords manship is unmatched!

Michelangelo – master of the whirling nunchakus!

And master of the whirling pizzas!

And that is how they became… The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

So, do you know who dropped the mutagen on you?

No, but one day we're gonna find him and force him to make our master human once more.

So, what do you think?

I think you committed those robberies!

Uh-uh-uh-uh! Wait a minute! Did I miss something here? Ain't you up on current events, lady? We just saved your life!

The thieves were ninjas, Pal!

Oh, yeah! But were they turtles?

It doesn’t matter! You’re still news!

No way! You put us on T.V. and every scientist in town will be after us!

And we spent half our lives crawlin' around the bottom of a glass bowl, and we ain't going back.

Which means you’re staying here until we work this out.

Where the devil’s April? She's been gone almost a day!

Well, it's not like she was irreplaceable, or anything.
Look at THAT. Another hi-tech warehouse hit last night! This story's heating up, and I have to lose my second-best reporter!

April wasn’t your second-best reporter.

Well, third best… May be.

Hey, I got it! She stays here with us for the rest of her life!

Try again, Mr. Wizard!

Look, why don't we just find these ninja thieves for her? And perhaps she could help us find a cure for Splinter's condition.

If you get me my story!

We’ll get you story. Just make sure you leave us out of it.

Now, wait a minute… She’s gonna help us?

Yeh! So?

Well, uh, no offense, lady, but, uh, you're a human.

Exactly! She can get into place as we can’t.

I guess anything's worth a try, no matter how weird.

Those four weirdos beat the pants off us, Mr. Shredder!

I know that, you idiots. Did you get a good look at them? Did they look like reptiles?

I didn’t get such a good look, ya known.

Get out you cretins! They could have been turtles… I must know!

All right, let's check out the spot where we fought those punks. Maybe they left a clue behind.

Are you out of your shell, Donatello? Come on, you think those punks would just leave evidence lying around?

We’re not gonna find anything here…

Ninja-pizza?

Well, whaddaya know.

Rock dudes! Do you realize what this is??!!

The crucial piece of evidence we were looking for?

The clue which will lead us to the heart of the evil ninja empire?
No, even better! It's a place where all we can get some pizza!

Right on!

Ok, I’ll head up there and check it out.

No… No, April. It’s too dangerous. You wouldn’t last five minutes in a ninja pizza parlor! I love saying lines like that.

We had better go with you, April.

That’s right! Besides… We’re hungry!

Look, guys, if you draw a lot of attention we will be in big trouble.

Relax, we know all about humans.

How?

We watch a lot of TV.

We’re in big trouble.

[Andrey]

Spoiler:

01. Turtle Tracks (part 2)

Aaaa! Monsters!

Relax, lady, we…

One twitch and you're history, scum. Now back off! Nice and easy.

Oh, we’re gonna get nowhere unless we do something about your looks.

Wait here.

Here’s lookin’ at you, kid!

Well it's a SLIGHT improvement.

Now just keep quiet. And don’t draw attention to yourselves.

Psst! Yo, my man. Three-card monte? Cut the cards, slim.

Nice going, Raphael! Only half the people on the street saw that!

I’m Leonardo.

Oh, sorry.

Fake teeth! Goofy noses! Get 'em here!

Hey, April, why do humans want to make themselves dumber-looking than they already are?

I really don’t know, Michelangelo.
I’m Rafael.

Oh, sorry.

April…

Yes.

Why do human beings want to make themselves deaf?

I really have no idea, Leonardo.

I’m Donatello.

Sorry.

April…

What?!

Over here.

Ninja dry cleaners.

Ninja shoe repairs.

Ninja video rentals.

Ninja dentist.

Oh, I can't put my finger on it, but there's something suspicious about this neighborhood.

Hyah!

Hey, come on! I’m starving, guys!

Don’t you guys think about anything but pizza?

Not unless we have to.

Welcome to ninja pizza! Home of the nice slice.

Don’t you think there’s something a little strange about this place?

Boy, I'll say. They don't have pepperoni.

No, I mean those ninjas.

It’s just a gag! Come on! Whoever heard of a bunch of ninjas hanging out in a pizzeria?

You're a bunch of ninjas, and you're in a pizzeria. And for that matter, whoever heard of talking turtles?
This April O’Neil is getting closer to my operation! I blame myself. I should not have sent a punk to do a ninja’s job!

Uh, one sashimi pizza and three whipped cream pizzas. Eat in good health.

Listen, what happened to April?

Oh, I guess she wasn’t hungry.

Manhattan security services! Security services? Hm!

Why, of course we can help. We offer protection to many scientific firms throughout the city. Security team "C," report to reception. I've got another scientific equipment company lined up, just waitin' to be cleaned out.

I found them! Send a camera crew to…

I’m concerned about April.

What is it Raphael? A threatening note?

Worse than that. It's the check!

Okay, April! Where’re you hiding?

Hey! It’s April’s wallet!

And over there!

April’s press pass!

Yeh, I’d know that wad of used chewing gum anywhere.

Uh, you get the felling April’s in trouble?

Well either that, or she’s got a big hole in her purse.

April’s purse, come on!

Careful, Rafael! It could be a trap!

Yup! It’s a trap!

Oh, there is something weird about this.

«Clang»?! Did you say «clang»?!

Check those dudes out!

Dudes, nuts. They're robots.

Robots? Let’s rock!
Ha-ha, show ‘em some moves, Donatello!

I know that fighting style. It is the foot technique. Could it be... Hamato Yoshi still lives?

Hey, what the heck!

Eat this!

Where are these guys getting their gear? Mars?

Let’s show them that turtles know how to party!

They’re getting away!

That's what they think. Come on!

How are we gonna get down there?

Like this!

Where is everybody?

Well, it’s late! They probably went home!

So… They are up above! But who are they?

Hey, look! An ACME technologies digital video-transceiver! This is big league gear!

Whoa, who’s the dude with the metal face?

They are the turtles! Homato Yoshi’s turtles! They must not discover my Technodrome! All foot! Return to the Technodrome! At once!

Technodrome? Where’s that?

It can only be one way! Down!

April, wait here!

Fine by me.

They must be heading for the Technodrome!

Stop the turtles! At any cost!

Got to get to safety! We’ll drown!

Hey… What are we worrying about? We're turtles.

Yeah… but she’s not!

I owe you one.

I don't know if I can take much more of this!

Hey, look on the bright side. At least it's not raining.

Cowabunga!

The roof! Come on!

We’ve got to get out of here!

Well, I’d say the ninja crime wave is a washout!

This is what the ninja robots wore!

As I feared! It is the uniform of the foot clan! My old enemy, Oroku Saki must be nearby!

Relax! Everything about that place went straight down the drain.

The robots, perhaps. But Saki is no easy adversary to beat!

Master Splinter! If he lives we’ll find ‘em. We turtles don’t know the meaning of the word «defeat»!

That’s right! We never bothered to look it up of the dictionary!

Don’t you guys take anything seriously?

Of course we do!

Like what?

I should have guessed! Oh, well. Give me a slice of the bananas and sausage, will ya?

[Andrey]

Spoiler:

02. Enter the Shredder (part 1)

Rafael!

Ease off, April. We had a rough night.

I’m not doing a thing till we eat some serious breakfast.

And we don’t eat until we practice.

Michelangelo! Don’t lose your patience.

I’d say you just got smoked, Michelangelo.

Indeed. Michelangelo has much to learn about patience.

Yeah! You got to learn to keep cool like the rest of us.

Who wants Corn Flakes?

I’m having Raisin Bran!

Choco-Puffs for me!

You wouldn’t have any real food, would you?

Of course! Sushi!

I guess I can hold out until we get up to the street.

Are we going somewhere?

Don't you remember that big compound that was under the ninja's headquarters? That big Technodrome thingamajig. We've got to check it out. It's my only hope of getting a story out of all of this craziness.

Funny! We don’t get much rain here in the sewers.

It’s not rain! It’s water from last night’s flood!

Come on, we must be almost there. It should be right... Here?

You know, a hot dog stand. Would clean up in a place like this.

I don't get it. It's got to be here. See? There's the foundation of the building that flooded. Where could a vast subterranean compound go down here?

That-a-way.

What a story! Come on, we’ve gotta follow it!

Wait… We must tell master Splinter about this.

I don't believe it. My mighty foot soldiers beaten by a bunch of turtles? And mutant turtles at that.

Saki! This is Krang. Report to me at once!

Great! Terrific! We're on the run, and that idiot wants to chitchat. Well, what is it?

Ah, Saki, my old friend…

I told you call me the Shredder!

You wouldn’t be shredding anything if it weren’t for me. I have given you vast technical knowledge. But you have not fulfilled your half of the bargain! My legions are waiting in Dimension X to storm into this world and crush it. All I lack is a body. A body which you have failed to provide for me!

Non of us is safe as long as Hamato Yoshi and his turtles roam the sewers.

Ha! With the body I designed, no force on Earth could stop me.

Including myself? That’s why I don’t trust you, Krang!

And if I gave you a means of defeating your enemies, then would you trust me?

Possibly. But first, tell me how to defeat the turtles.

You were the one who tried to destroy Yoshi with that mutagen, but instead he gained the powers of the rats. But suppose Yoshi had been near a more powerful animal.

Mutate my own people! The possibilities are endless. All I need are animals! Ha-ha-ha! Killers!

That’s quite a brain you’ve got, Krang!

Of course it is! It’s all I’ve got!

You saw the ninja’s leader in that underground compound last night?

Yes, master Splinter.

And now the compound has vanished without a trace. I fear my ancient enemy, Oroku Saki, still lives. And I must join you in the search for this Technodrome.

That isn't a job for us. It's a job for the department of sewers.

Oroku Saki is the most cunning and dangerous man I know. And hi’s a ninja of the first rank.

I'll check the news room. Maybe there's been some word on just where the Technodrome went.

Quickly! Our adversary already has a head start on us!

Head start! We’re gonna need sonar to find this geek.

Relax, Rafael! We’ve got Splinter leading us now!

Yeah, Splinter will find them, just like sniffing out a rat!.. Uh, heh, a weasel.

OK, buddy, you’re coming with us!

Just come along quietly and you won’t get hurt!

Sorry for the disturbance, folks. Have a pleasant day.

Oh, still no sign of the Technodrome. Where's Tarzan when we need him?

Check this out.

Whoa! This way, I believe.

That rock is freshly drilled. Hey, look at the size of those tank treads!

That dude’s drivin’ Shay Stadium around under the city! Ha-ha-ha!

This could put a serious crimp in our plans.

Head upward, my sons… Find some way around all this!

I’ll try to get through somehow!

Through that?!

Oh… We rats can burrow through anything!

I need volunteers!

Oh, no, no way, not me…

Yeah, we don’t volunteer for nothing.

I need two of you for an experiment.

Forget it!

It will give you strength and powers undreamed of.

So what?

It will make you mightier than a dozen mortal men.
Yeah? Big hairy deal.

It will enable you to get even with the four turtles who so recently humiliated you!

Where do I sign? I'll do it! Yeah!

Ah! But I only need two volunteers!

Just sit!

I wish I’d brought some comics.

What’re you doing to us, man?

Just relax.

What do you need them animals for?

It’s all part of the experiment.

Are you sure this is going to give us all them, uh, powers you promised us, man?

Absolutely! Of course, you may have a little trouble getting a date on Saturday night.

Donatello! You sure this is getting us anywhere?

Of course! Every tunnel leads somewhere.

You picked a heck of a time to become a philosopher.

Now, everybody be quiet. We don't want to make a disturbance.

I got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore, uncle Toto!

C’mon, we gotta get out of here!

And I thought the sewers were bad!

Now, that’s what I call a serious pizza!

Channel Six! Isn’t that the station where April works?

3 days you've been gone, April. And what do you bring me? Zip!

Vern, listen to me. I'm on to something big.

Save it. Against all better judgment, I’m gonna give you another chance. Somebody robbed the zoo 2 hours ago. The police report's in the wire room.

A Zoo robbery… Oh, c’mon!

Now, Apri!

I get yelled at, I get scooped on my story, I nearly get fired. All on account of those turtles.

[Andrey]

Spoiler:

02. Enter the Shredder (part 2)

Yo, sister! What's the haps?

Give me a break, guys!

We had to disguise ourselves somehow.

Try to get serious for a moment. I'm on a story could lead us straight to the Technodrome. 2 hours ago, a rhino and warthog were stolen from the central park zoo.

A rhino and a warthog are gonna lead us to the Technodrome?

They were stolen by a couple of robots who dragged them underground.

Robots? Oh, come on! Let’s boogaloo!

There must be some way inside.

All right, buddy, just come along peacefully. Don’t make this any tougher on yourself!

April, wait here for us.

But…

If this hole caves in, we'll can dig our way out. You can't.

Yeah! We know how to handle ourselves in the sew… aah!

Whoa, man. That was a short trip.

Master Splinter’s walking stick! He’s never without it. He must be in trouble!

Indeed, he is! If you want to see him again, you’ll have to come in!

It’s got to be a trap.

I hate it when he says that.

Don't ask questions. Just get a camera crew down here now! What do you mean, I got to have a story first? This is the story! Oh, yeah? You, too!

All right! Now to find out how good these turtles really are!

Get the feeling somebody has it in for us? So, how do we get out?

There IS no way out.

Well, that's kind of a defeatist attitude, don't you think? What about that?

It could take hours to crack the code!

Try 15 seconds, chum.

Leonardo, cut it open.

I feel like a marshmallow in a nutcracker!!

Take your time, why don’t ya!

Lights out!

Help! Hey, no fair. That hurt.

So long, guys. Hey, write us when you hit bottom.

You won't get rid of us that easy.

This must be some kind of manufacturing plant.

We are in deep trouble.

You think they want to mix it up with us?

If they do, I don't like the odds.

Yeah! We were trained to fight people, not can openers!

So like… What do we do?

You and Raphael, cut around to either side. Donatello, try to get to their rear.

What will you do, Leonardo?

Well, somebody’s gotta take the middle.

Attack!

Rude, dude!

Turtles fight with honor!

Taste cold steel!

Get funky!

Hurry! We must stop them!

Get him, Michelangelo!

Get outta my face!

Our rear flank's cut off, sarge!

This way!

I’d say we re-decorated this place nicely!

More bad news!

Didn't I tell you?

Hit it, Leonardo!

Splinter! I’ll cut you down, Master!

I must congratulate you!

It’s the same guys we fought last night!

You passed your test with flying colors!

Test? What test?

Your hairy little friend knows me as Oroku Saki, but you may call me... The Shredder.

A kitchen utensil?

You would be wise to lose your flippant ways if you wish to join the honorable Foot Clan.

Why should we want to do that?

Because it was I who made you what you are today. If not for me, Hamato Yoshi would never have left Japan. I followed him to this country, where I gained my advanced technology, including my rare experimental mutagen. It was I who caused you to mutate into your humanoid form. You owe everything to me! Don't deny your destiny. Join me.

Does the phrase "go suck a lemon" hold any meaning for you?

Let’s cut him down!

Very well! I have my own mutants! Bebop! Rocksteady! Destroy them!

With great pleasure, master Shredder!

Jump for it!

You idiots!

The mutation didn’t up their I.Q.’s any!

Come on, Splinter. We're checking out of this dump.

C’mon, you fools!

I just hope I haven't missed out on the action!

Rest here a moment, Master!

You know, that was almost too easy.

I really wish you'd stop saying things like that.
Say your prayers, turtles!

C’mon, let’s annihilate those turkeys!

Didn't I see you in the "The Jungle Book"?

Aw, this is ridiculous. We're never gonna stop those guys.

Yeah, those jerks belong in a zoo, not the streets.

Michelangelo, that’s a brilliant notion! C’mon!

Where’d they go?

The party’s over here!

Now for the final showdown.

Sorry. We'll have to take a rain check on that.

Now, you boys have fun together, and we'll be back to check on you in about 10 years.

Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Those dudes are so dumb!

April O'Neil: Okay guys, where's the action?

Raphael: Afraid you missed all the good stuff.

April O'Neil: Ugh, well, that's just great.

Michaelangelo: Of course you could get a shot of those 2 bozos
[Points at the imprisoned Bebop and Rocksteady]

Rocksteady: [Growls] Get back here and fight, you little web-footed creeps!

April O'Neil: Oh, wow!

Rocksteady: Ooh, you little bimbo! I'll make you eat that camera!

Where’d those guys come from?

C’mon! We must get Splinter home!

Let's take the van. I'm not letting you guys out of my sight until I’ve gotten the whole story.

You’ll get it. Remember, the Shredder is still loose.

And probably trucking around in that Technodrome again.

What took you so long?

The Shredder wants to have a little talk with you.

Uh, you couldn't maybe put us back in that cage there, could you?

[Andrey]

Spoiler:

03. A Thing About Rats (part 1)

How’s he doing?

He’ll be fine. He just needs sleep.

Shredder must pay for this!

I’d like to does him with that mutagen and turn him into a mutant hamster!

He’ll pay, all right. By turning Splinter back into a human being!

Stay with him, April!

Come on! Let’s find that Technodrome!

Now to find a new source of technical equipment.

The rat will follow its nose to the cheese at the end of the maze. Now, watch how my mouser follows its nose to the rat!

You see! There is no place for pests to hide from my mousers! All I need is a big company to mass produce them for me. In large quantities, they could solve the city’s rat problem!

Including my problem with the rat named Splinter!

So...(heh, heh)...do you think Ajax Pest Control would be interested in my invention?

Well, to put it in a single word... GET OUTTA HERE!

Hey! You can’t do this to me!

Get rid of all rats? What are you, crazy? You wanna drive me out of business?

The short-sighted fool doesn’t know what he’s missing!

Who are you?

Someone who wants to produce your mousers on a vast scale.

Well, it’s about time somebody discovered me!

Man, we’re lostola!

This stinks. We haven’t seen a trace of the Technodrome all day.

We’ve got to keep searching. We still have the upper hand.

You call this the «upper hand»?

We’ve got the Shredder on the run, Rafael.

And he’s the key to returning master Splinter to his human form.

What a dump? I thought you said you had a big business!

I do. In fact it’s enormous. With this you can start work on a master control for the mousers.

Master control? What’s wrong with this?

By dawn, I will have constructed hundreds of these robots. It will take massive amounts of computer power to run them all.

So get the work.

In a few hours, Baxter Stockman, your mousers will rule the city! Not a single rodent will survive.

That guy must really have a thing about rats!

Let’s check up there!

Donatello! The Technodrome isn’t up, it’s down!

At this point anything is worth a try.

I hope this leads someplace interesting. Nope, I thought not.

Rafael…

What?

Duck!

This is not my idea of a good time.

Analysis of mouser complete. Ready to commence replication process.

Bebop, Rocksteady, activate the machinery!

Shredder! I want to talk you!

What is it this time?

Why are you wasting time building mousetraps when you have yet to provide me with a body!?

My problem is more urgent! Hamato Yoshi and his accursed turtles will ruin us if they are not…

There would be no problem if I had a body!

This is my fight! I must have the honor of destroying them.

Saki, come back here! Twice those turtles defeated you, Saki. I hope you fail again and again and keep failing until at last you have no choice but to give me a body!

Excellent! An exact reproduction! Perfect down to the last detail.

We got twelve done already!

I should wait until the first batch is done… But no. I can’t wait to try them out. They will succeed where you mutants failed me! Seek out Hamato Yoshi. And destroy him!

I don’t get it! We’ve toured this whole burg. And no Technodrome!

Rafael!

Somebody toss me a rope! They aren’t paying me enough to take this kind of abuse.

How are you feeling?

A little better. Oroku Saki gave me quite a going over!

Listen, I gotta go. I haven't been home since I met you guys. I gotta check my mail, get girled up, see if I still have a job.

Of course. I hope we haven't interfered too much with your life, April.

Oh, only totally. Tell those four turtle boys I’ll be back soon!

So, Oroku Saki. You’re reduced to sending machines after me!

Hang on, master Splinter!

Get off of my bo.

Rock an’ Roll!

All right, who's gonna clean up this mess?

Where’d these metal maniacs come from?

Where do you think, Michelangelo?

Trademark «Baxter Stockman inventions».

What kind of idiot puts his name on a death machine?

An idiot with an ego problem?

I don’t know who Baxter Stockman is, but I can practically smell the Shredder behind all this.

O, great! The guy we haven’t seen a sign of all day!

We must find this Baxter Stockman first and through him find the Shredder.

I hope he’s easier to scope out than the Technodrome was.

Yeah! All we’ve got on him is a name.

I feel we need April’s skills as a reporter for this. I suggest you pay her a visit at her apartment.

You’d better come with us, Master Splinter!

Yeah! We don’t want any of those big mouths putting the bite on you again!

Nonefunctional! All twelve mousers are out of commission? Those turtles! No matter! They may be able to handle twelve mousers, but they’ll never be able to beat twelve hundred!

Whew! I've been hanging out in the sewers too long. Running around with mutant turtles, chasing killers under the city. I'd almost forgotten what real life was like. Who in the world could that be?

Could we interest you in a subscription to turtle's home companion?

Oh, no! Why are you guys doing here? How did you get here? Did anyone see you come in?

Any special order you want those questions answered in?

Yes, quickly!

Looking for Baxter Stockman, by the sewers, and no. Does that clear things up?

I can’t remember what I asked.

We’re looking for the genius who built this!

His name is Baxter Stockman.

That’s all you’ve got to go on? A name?

We think he’s working with the Shredder! He’s our only key to tracking down the Technodrome.

Well, I can see what my computer turns up. Put that back, Rafael!

Where do you plug this thing in?

Splinter, why don't you rest in the bedroom. The rest of you, try to stay out of trouble.

Roger, April!

You promise?

We promise, April!

Why is it I don’t quite believe you, guys?

Wonder if there's anything to eat in this joint. Rock! Instant pizza!

Let's see if the newsroom files have anything on this guy.

April, this is Vern at the studio. Where are you? You're due in 10 minutes for the broadcast.


Got him!

April, this is Vern. Where are you? What’s happening with your story? Call me!

"Essence of jelly bean bubble bath. Add one capful to running water." hmm. One capful, huh?

Hey, team, I…ay-ay-ay! Leonardo, what are you doing?

Target practice.

Pizza’s ready.

I thought I told you guys to stay out of trouble!


We aren't in any trouble.

That’s what you think.

Here! I found Baxter Stockman’s address. Why don’t you go there do some damage?

[Andrey]

Spoiler:

03. A Thing About Rats (part 2)

Well, it’s done. And I’m leaving.

Don’t you wish to see the fruits of your labor?

Oh, no! I’m tired. I haven’t slept all night!

Very well, go!

He knows too much. Put him out of way! Take the turtle-seeking cycle!

April sure was mad...

Oh, well, you know women...

No we don't. She's the first one we ever met.

Stick to business. We got to find this Baxter Stockman person.

I hope he hasn’t had time to build any more of those little machines.

Now, my children, seek out Hamato Yoshi, the four turtles and that newswoman, April O’Neil! Destroy them all! Ah! It feels so good to be so bad!

Ah, what do you want now?

Time to take out the garbage!

You're no match for Michelangelo, master of the Manriki Gusari. Ha-ha!

And you are no match for Rafael. Master of the manhole cover!

What a sucker!

OK, bub, let’s chat!

You want to clue us in on what this is?

It's the remote control for my mousers.

Do you have any more of these mousers?

No, but the Shredder has hundreds of them!

And where’s the Shredder now?

I’ll never talk!

You’d better. Or else I'm gonna get… Sarcastic!

He's in an old mansion on Green Street near tenth. He's got a master control for all the mousers there.

See! Nothing beats cutting wit.

Green street’s all the way downtown!

Yeah! How are we gonna get there in time?

Are you guys thinking what I’m thinking?

Beam generators, frequency tracers...

You know, we could really use some of this junk.

Gee, Michelangelo, I didn’t know you could drive!

Hah! I can’t! Cowabunga!

Uh, guys… Has it occurred to you just how easily those mousers found Splinter?

So what?

So, if there are hundreds of them now…

April and Splinter!

Oh, there. It’s nice to have a little peace and quiet.

Splinter! Splinter, wake up!

What’s the matter, April?

I think something's trying to eat this apartment!

Sorry, you must have the wrong apartment!

We must arm ourselves.

I fear we are about to join our ancestors, April!

It’s been swell knowing you, Splinter!

Outta my way, big mouth!

Fore!

I don't like the sound of that one bit.

The ropes!

Boy, they sure don't build 'em like they used to.

Well, what are we hanging around here for? Let’s go find the Shredder!

There’s the mansion just like Stockman said.

So, what do we do now?

With the equipment in the van, I can make this thing powerful enough to control all the mousers, but it won't do any good unless we shut down the master control in that old dump. Somebody's gonna have to get in there and put it out of commission.

C’mon, troops, let’s do it!

Hang on… One turtle have a better chance than three.

Well, have a fun. Drop us a line if anything interesting happens.

You coulda’ tried to talk me out of it, you know.

Now to find the master control!

Not so fast, turtle boy!

So, they are all here. Time to give my mousers new orders!

This is stupid. There's gotta be some way out of these ropes. Of course, I could be wrong.

Oh, swell. Another 1,000 mouths to feed.

I just hope Michelangelo managed to shut down the master control.

Uhh! Now all I have to do is…

Don’t move!

Don’t move! Uh?

That Michelangelo. Remind me to give him a stern talking-to... If we survive this.


Whoa, I've heard of going out of your skull, but you take the cake.

Listen to me. The room with the master control is one flight up. Go there and destroy it.

Wait a minute! Why should I believe a talking brain?

There is no time to argue! Your friends are in danger… Hurry!

I'd say this was hopeless, but that's too optimistic.

Farewell, accursed Hamato Yoshi.

Heads up, Shredder!

Oh, big man with a gun. Come on! Fight like a turtle. Ha-ha-ha! Missed me by a mile.

You impudent idiot!

C’mon, chrome dome, hit me with your best shot!

You bet I will!

Oh, no! You'll pay for that.

Will you take an I.O.U.?

Michelangelo did it!

All right!

Let's give these little creeps some new marching orders.

Oh, no!

Hmm. Guess they must've hit a gas main.

There’s the end of the mousers!

Yes, but… What about Michelangelo?

Michelangelo!

Where are you?
If anything’s happened that little twerp, I’ll… Oh, no! Michelangelo, say something! Say something!

I just love hide an’ seek, don’t you?

Well, guess what? The Technodrome's long gone.

That Shredder's getting to be a real pain in the tail.

We need some way to track him.

That van's full of all sorts of surveillance gear. If we could rig it up somehow...

You know what I saw in that old house? It was this humongous brain! It had a mouth and eyes, and it talked to me!

A talking brain, aha…

Yeah. Weird, huh?

Michelangelo, I do believe you’ve finally had one pizza too many!

[Andrey]

Spoiler:

04. Hot Rodding Teenagers from Dimension X (part 1)

With all the equipment Baxter left up there, we could turn that van into a tracking station and hunt down the Technodrome but good.

Yeah! But how we get it up there?

Couldn't we maybe have taken the elevator?

It wouldn't fit in the elevator.

Shut up and push!

Boy, check out this junk!

I bet old Donatello could whip up some heavyweight turtle gear with all these spare parts, huh?

Yeah! But, like, what if Baxter comes back?

Baxter won’t be back for a long time, Michelangelo.

The authorities didn't appreciate when he tried to take over the city with his mouser robots.

And I didn't appreciate it when they ate my apartment!

I wonder if all this work is worth it!

It will be when we hunt the Shredder down.

But why do we have to do it? It’s the human’s problem!

He seems to have it in for you guys, too. Or had you forgotten?

But us, turtles, outcasts of society. Why do we have to stand alone against the forces of evil?

Face it man, it's the only job we're qualified for!

Oh yeah, you're right! Well, back to work!!

You addlebrained idiot! You can't even beat a bunch of miserable turtles! I refuse to give you one more iota of my technology until you finish building my new body!

Your body is but one of many biomechanical experiments I am conducting in the Technodrome, Krang. See? I'm still refining my mutations on the punks. This next batch will be infinitely superior to these two losers.

Hey, what do you mean?

You just give us another shot, pal. And you'll see some squished turtles.

Why are you wasting time on mutants? My stone warriors are amassed in Dimension X waiting to overrun this world at my command. But I cannot let them see me like this.

Dimension X... Of course. The transdimensional portal is already complete. Your home dimension is a place of total war, is it not?

Yes! A war that is been carried on without me since I was banished here.

Then I will get the weaponry I need by pulling it through Dimension X!

No! You can't!

But I must! I, and I alone, must defeat my ancient enemy Hamato Yoshi and his wretched turtles!

Saki! Don't! There's no telling what might come through that portal!

Ah, finished!

But the roof needs to be at least three feet higher, Donatello.

Ah? Why?

So I can practice while we’re driving.

All these gear and you left out the pizza oven!

Look, guys, I put every weapon I could think of on this crate, all the surveillance gear I could find. This is as good as it gets.

Now, do you want to find the Technodrome or not?

Yeah!

Come on, April. Let's rev this baby up and motorvate.

Down the stairs?

Relax, April. We’ll have gravity on our side!

That's just what scares me. Seat belts, everyone!

Pizza time! Cowabunga!

In a moment, the gateway between earth and Dimension X will be open for the first time! All those weapons, guns from beyond our universe, will be mine! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Now...to gain the power of Dimension X!

Stop them!

After them!

Not so fast!

Bail out!

Boy! And I thought we were weird-looked! Okay, Bebop, let’s turn these rock faces into gravel!

Ah, this place is dumbsville, man. Let's cut out!

Southeast, April.

Roger dodger!

He must've stopped the Technodrome under the global trade center.

That's one way to get a parking space.

Wooh-hoo! Hyah-haa!

Go, man! Go!

Stop! Stop! Stop!

Aw, we was just starting to have fun!

Shut up!

You are Krang’s stone warriors, are you not?

Yeah, so?

There is something I must show you.

We’ve got to catch those kids!

Technodrome must be right under that tower!

That subway is the only way down!

Let’s do it!

Am I seeing things, or did we just get buzzed by a couple of rocket-powered lowriders?

You aren’t seeing things.

What strange plan is the Shredder hatching this time?

I don’t know. But we’d better find out.

Gun it, April!

Those kids must be around here somewhere.

Krang: Traag!

General Traag: They couldn't have just vanished...
[notices Krang]
General Traag: Oh, sorry lord. Huh? Lord Krang!

Krang: Don't look at me!

General Traag: My lord, what has happened to your body?

Krang: It's a long story. I lost it when they banished me to this miserable mud ball.

Shredder: Those three youths just blasted their way right out of my Technodrome.

Rock Soldier: The Neutrinos have eluded us.

Krang: Neutrinos? Running loose here on Earth? Saki, you imbecile! Why, I ought to...

Shredder: What did I do? Who are these Neutrinos?

Krang: A gang of juvenile delinquents from Dimension X. They're a threat to everything we stand for.

General Traag: They hate war.

Rock Soldier: They refuse to join any armies.

Krang: And what's worse, they encourage people to have fun.

They are heading south! No, no, north! They are heading south and north!

Wah-ha-ha-ha! Daddy-o!

This is one unhip primitive society!

Yeah, I bet they don't have gyroburgers!

And they probably never even heard of asteroid fizzle.

Our only chance is to get ahead of them by analyzing the pattern of where they've been.

You can make a pattern out of all of that?

We can cut 'em off right there.

Take the technorover. It's the most heavily armed vehicle we have.

All right. Let's get those kids.

Here they come. Activate turtle-launcher!

Cowabanga!

Okay, buddies, pull over! Book um Don-o!

I’m trying, I’m trying!

Split, squares!

Scratch one turtle.

Hey, watch it. You're ruining my finish.

Okay, sister, move to the rear!

Let me go, you cube!

We must capture the pilot and force them to land.

Yeah! With what?

With my elbow pad.

I can’t see!

We’re crashing!

Pull the stick up, Michelangelo.

Ah, look what they did to my shell!

Oh, keep cool, a little wax and it will shine like new.

Shredder must really be desperate if he's throwing geeks like you at us.

The who?

Don’t tell us you never heard of the Shredder!

Dig, cats… one minute we're having a blast in Dimension X, then suddenly we're in a room with some weirdo in a metal mask.

Hold the phone. I think we're all on the same side.

You got 'em! Who are they? Let's interrogate them!

Relax, April, they’re cool!

Cool? Daddy-o, we are frozen!

Why is it I never understand what’s going on!

[Andrey]

Spoiler:

04. Hot Rodding Teenagers from Dimension X (part 2)

Oh, we sure are getting some weird characters in here, Louie.

Yeah, what do you expect in this crazy town?

Man, oh, man! This is the swingingest!


Ha-ha-ha! We didn't think you cats knew how to have fun.


Yeah, we thought this was the planet of the squares, man.

Will somebody fill me in on what's going on? What is this Dimension X?

It’s grimsville!

All the grownups ever do is fight.

Us neutrinos are the only ones who like having fun, and most of the time the grown-ups won’t let us!

They say it gets in the way of their stupid war!

That's how we would up here. Some soldiers were after us just 'cause we were drivin' through their dumb old battlefield.

You don't know what it's like, living in a place where everybody wants to do you in just for the crime of being young.

Don’t cry, Kala!

Hey, we won’t let anyone hurt you here.

I’m worried.

About what, April?

I'm worried about what else might have come to our world from Dimension…

All right you Neutrinos, come out fighting!

Who are they?

Dask: "Stone Warriors from Dimension X! They're baaad!!!

Raphael: Yah...I guessed that. You got any weapons on those hot-rods?

Dask: Of course! They're required by law!

Leonardo: We said we wouldn't let anyone hurt you and we mean it! "Come on!!"

Gun it, April!

Ah, look at them run.


Activate confirmed kill cannon. Ready, aim...

Eat hot lead, turkeys!

Slick driving, April. Now take us alongside it.

Rip it up, Leonardo!

We'll take them on foot.

Fancy shooting, hepcats.

Let's go back and eradicate them.

Uh-oh, cats and kittens, you dig what I dig?

Find all those creatures and take them down.

Meh, some dirty rat must have squealed to the coppers about us, meh.

Don't those squares you're on their side?

Nah, humans don't know nothin' when it comes to turtles.

Present company excepted.

Has anyone stopped to think why the Shredder has a pipeline to an entirely different dimension?

Those stone warriors could just be the beginning!

We must consult with Master Splinter before taking further action!

Neutrinos, follow us!

Sewers, here we come.

We must fight our way through them and find the neutrinos.

Kragg: This weather satellite will take care of them, and the Neutrinos.

Rock Warrior: But, we don't need to know what the weather is.

Kragg: This doesn't report weather you idiot, it makes weather! It's Krang's own design. "Fair with high clouds"..."mild showers"...AH-HA! "TOTAL CHAOS!"

Within 2 hours, the weather it creates will stamp this city flat.

To the Technodrome!

We must get back to the Technodrome. Those neutrinos could attack lord Krang at any moment!


Yes, and the weathermaker will soon tear this place apart.

Let us commandeer that ground vehicle.

How do you engage the hyperdrive on this thing?

Ok, you. Out of the truck!

Fire!

The bullets aren’t stopping them!

We must get to Krang before those brats do.

So, tell us more about these stone warriors.

They obey their leader, a guy named Krang.

Who is this Krang?

The supreme warlord of Dimension X, man. Only he got exiled to another Universe.

And his body got split, man. And now he's just this way – out brain.

You said you saw some kind of brain when we were fighting the mousers yesterday, Michelangelo.

Oh, you bet your sweet shell I did.

So that is where the Shredder has been getting his advanced technology to build a means back to his home dimension.

Uh, how many of those stone warriors does Krang have in Dimension X?

Like, zillions, man.

Then he's going bring them here and conquer our Universe.

Neutrinos, we have got to stop Krang!

Turtles! We’ve got to help them do it!

Great! But how?

We find this freak and push him through the portal back to Dimension X.

Don't worry, Calla. We won't let anything happen to you.

All right! Snow!

Yeah! But in the middle of June?

Uh, we certainly are having a lot of weather.

It’s gotta be a stone warrior weathermaker. Look!

Let's haul tail over to the Technodrome before the monsoon season starts.

We'll never get the van up there. April, stay here.

Oh, again?!

Dig, cats, the dimensional portal.

Donatello, try to figure out how to work this thing. I’ll cover you.

Just what we needed! Company!

Bebop: "Just what you're gonna get: a pounding."

I'm getting some way – out life readings ahead.

There he is! He’s the brains of this operation!

Can you hold them of?

There’s only eight of them!

Gotcha, shell-brain!

Now let's see what this does.

You little creep!

Cowabanga!

It's no good! We'll never get Krang past that force field.

We better scram.

Krang: Excellent work, Traag! I'm going to pin up medal on you as soon as I get a pair of hands!

Let’s take them, Leonardo!

The dimensional portal is open!

Great! Now to get those rockheads in there.

Michelangelo, there's a barrel of silicone lubricant over there.

Use it to give them the slip.

Cowabanga!

OK, neutrinos, it’s your turn!

B-but we want to stay with you and have fun!

I can't hold this thing open forever. And it's your only ticket home.

He's right. We can't stay here. And we've got to carry on the fight against Krang in Dimension X.

Good-bye, you crazy turtles! We’ll miss you!

We’ll miss you, too.

Ok, Shredder. This is it! Uh, on second thought...

The weather maker!

We must head up and stop it!

After we stop the Shredder. That crummy coward. He split.

Worry about it later. We gotta save the city.

That thing'll blow this whole city clear to oz unless we stop it.

There it is!

I can't get a clear shot.

I'll handle it.

Leonardo!

Nab him!

Ha-ha, way to go, Leonardo!

Yeah! Everybody complains about the weather, but you actually did some about it!

All right, Krang. The turtles must be stopped, whatever it takes, so I shall complete your new body. You must destroy them for me!

I’m glad to see you finally come to your senses!

"And, as he crossed the finish line, the tortoise realized that slow and steady does win the race. For he had beaten the hare".

I love that story.

Oh, read it again, April!

But I’ve read it five times!

Oh, just once more!

Just a bunch of sleepyheads!

They'll need their rest because tomorrow we're going to find the Shredder and finish him.

[Andrey]

Spoiler:

05. Shredder & Splintered (part 1)

The city is still reeling from the bizarre events of the past few days. At each event, 4 mysterious creatures were sighted who, according to witnesses, looked like...

Turtles! Green, smelly turtles!

Turtles, and my men have orders to blow them out of the sky.

Who are these mystery turtles? Could they be aliens from another planet? Happy hour news will bring you 'round-the-clock bulletins on the green menace.

What a bunch of airheads, man.

That should've been my story.

You're gonna get your story, April...

Master Splinter, we can wait no longer. We must put the Shredder away.

A agree, Leonardo. The time has come for the final battle with my old enemy!

And April's gonna have to tell the world about us just to keep those lame-brained humans from trying to stop us.

I'll get a news crew together, even if I have to tie 'em up and brand 'em.

Here. Take this. It's a turtle communicator, so you can find us when you've got your crew. We all carry them now. Oh, April, take the turtle van. We'll use that vehicle the neutrinos left behind.

I’m on it!

Greetings, turtles!

The Shredder!

Since when did he get his own daytime talk show?

Observe what I have in my hands – it is a retro-mutagen ray generator, a device which undoes mutations.

This is the only thing that can restore Splinter to the form of Hamato Yoshi. If you want it, come get it!

You bet we will!

I alone must get that retro-mutagen device away from the Shredder. The ray could restore me to my human form. But what if the Shredder used it on you?

We'd be changed back into... Ordinary turtles.

Bebop! Rocksteady!

Grrr.
The turtles are heading this way! Fight them and destroy them!

Cowabunga!

Ow!

Now we're cooking with gas!

Yeah-ha-ha!

Ah, what now?..

Who bought this piece of junk?

Whoa… That was a short trip!

Looks like we’re out of fuel!

What sort of juice does this crate take?

Plutonium, I think.

Oh, terrific. Maybe we can get it towed to the nearest plutonium station.

So let’s just hotfoot it over to the Technodrome!

Are you kiddin'? We need the weapons on this thing.

I saw something at Baxter's workshop. It'd need a little work, but I bet it would do the job. I'll meet you at the Technodrome.

There goes a good turtle!

Rocksteady: Well, well, well! Lookie what we found!

Bebop: We got a score to settle with you little twoips!!

Awww! Did I hoit youse?! This'll make it better!!!!

We don’t like rats in our fair city! Maybe I should just ring your stinking neck!

Not so fast, homeboy!

Drink blazin' electric death, turtles!

Oh, the boy likes his work.

I think they’re starting to tire!

Oh, great. In a few more hours, they'll barely be able to throw a car at us.

So, like, why don't we throw some trucks at them?
One fricasseed turtle... Comin' up.


Ha ha! You jerks just got trashed.

Those shellheads are dead!

Sorry, boys. We gotta build a parking lot where you're playin'.

You little creeps! Come back and fight!

Aha! There we go.

Shredder! Why haven’t you completed my new body?

Ah, but I have!

Excellent. I want you to add to it this molecular amplification unit.

But why?

Saki, you fool! Don’t waste time! Your forces are depleted. The turtles are on their way! Install the chip now!

All right, I’ll do it! You may feel some disorientation when you revive in your new body!

It's alive! It's aliiiive!

Up we go!

Turtle alert. Turtle alert.

No! It’s too soon! Krang hasn’t come to his senses! Foot soldiers! Stop the turtles!

Oh, just what we needed! Kill-crazed foot-soldier bikers!

I’ll try to get the retro-mutagen ray away from the Shredder! Let’s break some foots!

Go, green machine!

Hey, guys. How's it going?

We are little busy right now, Donatello!

OK, I’ll call back later!

Do that!

Out of my face, jerk!

Hey, maybe some raw sewage would do the trick? Leonardo! Blade time!

Cowabunga!

I'd say the foots slipped up.

So what do you say? Tonight, a little dinner, a little dancing... I'll call you back.

What are you doing here, April?

I’m trying to get a story for you!

Trying? 4 green maniacs are running loose in this town, and you haven't brought me diddly-squat!

They’re on our side! Listen, I’ve been with them for the past week!

You're in cahoots with those things? That does it, April. You're fired!

Here, look at this!

What's that, one of their weapons?

It's, uh... It's a hyper-turtle death ray. Now, order me a news crew, or I'll turn this whole place into a flaming rubble!

Of course, April. Anything you say!

Whew! The things I have to do to get a story.

Just me, Mr. Baxter, I’m here to clean up!

You couldn’t come back a little later, could you?

Oh, I won't get in your way, dear. My, what a mess!

Lady, will you please leave?

Now, I won't be any bother to you.

Let me put it this way... Scram!

Mr. Baxter, you've been working too hard. You look kinda green.

What? I'm in my new body. Let's see if the molecular reconstruction circuit works. Success! I must contact my loyal soldiers in Dimension X.

Master Splinter's out there alone, man.

Maybe we can keep an eye on him. Look! How do you work this oversized ghetto blaster?

Hey, it's that room with the gateway to Dimension X.


Who’s that weirdo?

I don’t know, but the guy in his stomach looks like Krang!

He’s going to bring his soldiers over from Dimension X!

That’s what he thinks. Come on!

Vern just called rescinding this order of yours.

He doesn’t know what the turtles are about. They’re trying to save us from the alien invasion!

If you only had some proof.

Here, look!

That's good enough for me.

Stop them!

Let’s go!

Gun it, April!

Oh, nuts!

[Andrey]

Spoiler:

05. Shredder & Splintered (part 2)

So, you’ve come at last, Hamato Yoshi! Here I am. But am I here. Or here. I could be anywhere. Even right behind you!

A lucky shot, old man! But if you want the retro-mutagen ray, you must first face my blades!

And I will bit you. As I did when I was human!

This is Lord Krang calling general Traag in Dimension X! Are you there?

I am here, my Lord. 12 brigades stand ready, lord, with more to come.

Excellent! Stand by while I’ll open the portal. Then lead my men here into this world to conquer it!

Not so fast, baldy. You're gonna have to conquer us first.

That should be fairly easy. The molecular amplification circuit works.

This guy's gettin' too big for his britches.

Now, wretched reptiles, you will face the wrath of Krang!

Wasn’t that the name of a movie?

I don’t believe I saw it!

And I don’t believe I’m seeing this!

Holy guacamole!

Krang: "Nothing can stop the almighty Krang!"

Now, let's just hope it works. And away we go!

Oh, where is Godzilla when you really need him?

You pathetic old rat! Why don't you stand your ground and fight?

You have forgotten the lessons I taught you, Saki! You can never win! Gentle always turns away strong.

You wretched rodent!

Well, guys, it's been great knowing you.

What the heck?

C’mon, guys!

Welcome aboard the turtle blimp.

Does this thing actually work?

Just watch!

Cowabunga!

This still ain't gonna stop that king-sized creep we've gotta shrink him down.

Oh, I know! Let’s wash him in hot water!

Something in that body's expanding his molecules. We've gotta put it out of commission.

Take the controls!

What controls?

What the heck’s that?

His brain's in his stomach. Wait till Vern gets an eyeful of this.

Wait till the world gets an eyeful of this.

Rafael, can’t you drive this thing?

No!

I can’t either!
Yeah, I guessed that. We'll just have to improvise.

I’m getting some heavy, heavy energy readings from over there!

Hey, ha-ha! I'm starting to get the hang of this.

Now let's eradicate that creep, man.

Ups! We must be in a shoulder joint. Let’s just hope Krang doesn’t make any sudden moves.

There it is!

Let's cut it out of there.

You have corrupted my teaching, you have brought dishonor upon the noble foot clan. Now you will pay for your crimes!

Now, turtles, you’re finished!

This is taking too long! We’ve got to shrink this guy down! Now!

We got to get out of here! We’ll be crushed!

Excuse us!

Krang: «I am Krang, the all-powerful, I have never been defeated!»

Michaelangelo: Well you've never tangled with a turtle before, pal!

Let’s kick some shell!

Shredder, come quickly, I need you!

So, sorry to brick our game to an early conclusion!

You wouldn't have won anyway.

The retro-mutagen ray. He’s going to use it on the turtles!

Michelangelo: [Sees Shredder approaching] Uh-oh, It's that retro muto thingamabob.

Donatello: He's going to use it to turn us back into ordinary turtles.

Raphael: Well, gang, looks like it's back to the old pet shop for us!

Shredder: Far from it. Tonight, I dine on turtle soup.

Master Splinter!

Clime on my back!

Master! That device was your only hope of being human again!

I had to destroy it to save you!

What happened to Krang and the Shredhead?

How much you wanna bet they're gonna try to open that dimensional portal? Come on!

Listen, if you can get the Shredder away from that portal, I think I can shut his operation down for keeps.

General Traag! It is time!

We are coming, my Lord Krang!

Not so fast, chrome breath.

Stop those turtles!

Snap it up, Donatello.

That's it. Let's beat it.

The portal mechanism has been reversed.

What’s going on?

How did you do that, Donatello?

I reversed the flow of the portal, it pulled itself into Dimension X!

Ha-ha, rock, dudes! We did it!

We won!

Yes! But Master Splinter may never be human now.

Ah, well, perhaps it is my karma to live my life as a rat. The important thing is that you are safe and we are together.

I second that emotion.

Shredder: What the devil happened? Where the devil are we?
[looks outside]

Shredder: Dimension X? NO!

Krang: At last, I can conquer my home dimension!

Shredder: But I don't want to conquer this place. I want to conquer Earth.

Krang: In Dimension X, I am absolute master. You will do my bidding from now on.

Shredder: The Shredder takes orders from no one!

Krang: We shall see, Oroku Saki.

The turtles turned out to be the saviors of the city as they fought off an alien invasion. Opinion about them remains sharply divided, however.

Turtles are smelly and disgusting. I say hang all four of them.

They're, like, totally rad, man.

Yeah, I want to be a turtle when I grow up.

But who are they? Where did they come from? It’s a complete mystery. But I’ll continue to update the exploits of these Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. April O’Neil, happy hour news.

Raphael: All right! Now we can relax, catch some boob-tube, and forget about all that weirdness we just went through.

Splinter: For now, but I fear we have not seen the last of the Shredder or Krang.

Donatello: You're worrying too much, master.

Michelangelo: Yeah, I bet we’ll never even hear so much as a peep out of them again.

TV Announcer: Stay tuned for tonight's Sci-Fi Chiller thriller killer Movie. It's a real classic, "The Evil Brain From Dimension X."

Aw, take a hike, man.

See if we got some cartoons!

[Andrey]

Spoiler:

06. Return of the Shredder (part 1)

Let’s see, tofu and bean sprouts…

Peanut butter and jelly!

Desiccated liver and herbed wheat germ…

Come on, Michelangelo! Think healthy for a change! You had peanut butter and jelly in your pizza last night!

No way, bud! I had chocolate chips and caramel fudge!

Okay, lady, put all your money in a bag!

Will that be paper or plastic?

Don’t be a wise guy! Just do it!

Al right! Only don’t hurt me!

Michelangelo, look! Check out the check-out counter!

Those two scuzzbuckets are holding up the place!

But not for long! Let’s show them some turtle crime-fighting tactics!

Who are you, guys?

We’re here to take out the garbage!

Play ball, creeps!

So you want to play dirty, huh?

Strike one, dude! Strike two!

Ha-ha, you missed!

You think so? Strike three! You’re out!

Back off, weirdo!

The boys in blue!

We’d better book!

Right! But first!

All gift wrapped for the police!

Could you check us out fast, ma’am? We’re in an awful big hurry!

You’re the ones who saved my life! It’s on the house!
Oh, radical!

Uh-oh! Here they come!

Cowabanga!

This is April O’Neil of Channel 6.

Oh, right! The happy hour news!

Exactly what took place here?

These hoodlums tried to rob me. Then suddenly these turtles showed up!

Did you say «turtles»?

Ah, uh, maybe they were alligators. I didn’t have my glasses on.

And so once again, a crime was prevented by a group of heroic turtles.

Oh, then again, they could’ve been salamanders. Those things all look alike to me.

I tell you, Krang, our defeat was an accident! Send me back to earth, and I’ll prove what I can do! Krang, I implore you. Send me back.

Krang: "Send me back! Send me back! I'm tired of your endless whining! I WILL send you back to Earth!"

You will not regret this, Krang!

Take this communicator! And this time put an end to this turtle business!

Oit! Make way for Bebop and Rocksteady!

Rocksteady: And away we go!
[Bebop and Rocksteady crash into the portal as it closes and Krang laughs]

Rocksteady: Why'd you do that?

Krang: Because I enjoy seeing both people and animals suffer. And you, my friends, are both!

April! Thank heavens you’re back. There’s a terrible emergency!

What is it, Irma?

I chipped one of my nails! And I’m all out of this color Polish!

Please, Irma. I’ve got a problem!

You’ve got a problem? What if some hunky guy calls me for a date?

Well, April. Did you get the story?
Not on film, Mister Thompson. But I just know the turtles were there!

I’ll bet they were! Probably holding up the place!

Wrong! They’re heroes, I tell you!

Bushwah! Those turtles are the greatest threat our city’s has ever faced! You must help expose those mutants for what they really are. A menace to society!

B-but I couldn’t do that!

Then I’ll find someone else who can! Right, Vernon?

Oh, I agree, Mr. Thompson! Those turtles are nothing but a slimy green pestilence!

What brought that on?

I think the answer is right there!

Oooh, Burnsie! You’re so manly when you give orders like that!

Er… Why yes. I suppose I am!

I just hate turtles! Ever since my brother put one in my bed when I was five years old!

Don't worry, my dear. I'll protect you from this dreaded reptile menace!

So that’s why he’s on my case about the turtles!

If you don’t think you can handle it…

Don’t sweat in, Vernon. If I had to, I’d do an interview with Bigfoot!

If you do, find out if he’s married!

Hey, Michelangelo told us how you trashed those 2 punks in the supermarket.

Just our luck to miss it. We could've used the workout.

Oh, those dudes were easy. Not like taking on Shredder's foot ninjas.

It’s kinda weird you know? If it wasn’t for Shredder, we’d still be four tiny pet turtles!

For sure. That was pretty cool the way his mutating gel made us grow.

Yeah, but that same gel left our master Splinter trapped in the form of a rat!

Boy, I’d like to go one on one with that Shredhead!

Oh, forget it, Rafael, Shredhead is stuck in Dimension X. Along with that flipped-out brain creature Krang!

Leonardo! Donatello! Michelangelo! Rafael!

Master Splinter! What is it?

I have had a terrible premonition. My lifelong enemy – Saki, the Shredder – is about to return!

Shredder? But that’s impossible! We saw him sucked into Dimension X!

Evil that strong cannot be so easily overcome! I sense terrible danger ahead.

This sure is a slow day. We ain’t mugged anybody for a whole half hour!

Relax, Pal! Some poor sucker is bound to show up…

See? What had I tell you?

Oh, where am I?

I got a better question. Like how much money you got in that stupid costume of yours?

Of course! I’m in the Big Apple! Foot soldiers! Bebop! Rocksteady! Destroy these fools!

That old trick! Forget it, Pal, it won't work!

Foot soldiers! Did you not hear my command?

Now, just hand over your dough!

I’ll just have to handle this myself!

Now, what were you saying about money?

We wuz saying… Here! If you don’t have any, take ours!

And have a nice day!

Krang! Where is my army and my Technodrome, and all my weapons?

You failed to defeat those miserable turtles and their teacher Splinter with my help. Now you must destroy them on your own. I will never give you another speck of aid until you prove worthy of it.

I will show you, Krang! I will destroy my enemies, the turtles, and then the world will tremble before the Shredder!

The Slash for Cash Dojo. The perfect place to begin «operation turtle destruction»!

No, no, no! What a bunch of useless wimps!

The master is responsible for the students!

Look, clown! Nobody talks like that to Smash, master of the «Slash for Cash» Dojo!
I am now master of this Dojo! And you will obey my every command… Or else!

Or else what, tin face?

Like I was saying, master, you’re the boss!

You got back just in time, April!

What about you, April? Anything on those turtles yet?

Well, no, but you see I…

Oh, Burnesie. It's lonely in there without you!

You heard me! Don’t come back without proof of some insidious turtle conspiracy!

I'm trying to tell you. The turtles are not a threat. They just want to be left alone.

Oooh! Don’t let her near me! She’s a nasty old turtle lover!

There, there, you’re safe with me.

I’ll get you a story, all right! One that proves the turtles are heroes!

Excellent! Under my tutelage, you are ready for action at last!

Ok, you former wimps now belong to the crooked ninja turtle gang. Each of you will be given one of these to wear when we strike.

And strike we shall!

[Andrey]

Spoiler:

06. Return of the Shredder (part 2)

Don't anybody move! We're the crooked ninja turtle gang!

And when you tell the cops, remember the turtles part!

If anybody asks, we're the crooked ninja turtle gang!

And I thought they were such nice boys!

Remember! We’re the crooked ninja turtle gang! Here's our card.

The jewelry store, it's just been burglarized. It's the robbers. Make sure you get 'em!

Mister Thompson will be thrilled! It was those awful teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Those weren’t the turtles!

They were teenagers, they were ninjas and they were green! Now what would you call them?




Krang: Well Shredder, what have you to report?

Shredder: My mock turtle ninjas have been terrorizing the city with a glorious crime spree. With the citizens turned against them, soon the real Turtles will be forced to the surface to clear their name!

Krang: You call that a plan? That will take forever! I want results now. Now, NOW!! Don't contact me until you have real progress to report. Good bye.

That leaves me just one place to turn.

Baxter: And then I set loose a horde of robot rat-catchers, but unfortunately, we were defeated by a talking rat and some ninja turtles!

Napoleon Guy: Sacre bleu! We never had such problems when I ruled France!!

Baxter Stockman… I’ve come for you!

Peasants are revolting! Au revoir, mon ami!

Please, don’t hurt me, master Shredder! I promise I’ll never fail you again!

Stop sniveling! I need you to build the ultimate rat catcher!

Yes, master, I know just the thing… Look! Every day, I watch them digging a tunnel with it.

Good! It will serve us well!

When I’m finished re-designing this thing, not a rat in this city will be safe!

Aha! There’s proof! And you call these turtles of yours heroes?

But I tell you, those weren’t the ninja turtles!

We’ll run it on the eleven o’clock news! And that’s an order!

Leonardo! This is April… Come in, Leonardo!

Hi, April! It’s Donatello. What’s up?

Hurry down to the Channel Six offices. It’s an emergency!

You turtles are about to be declared public enemy number one!

Oh, wow! Check it out! We’re at the top of the charts!

Yeah! Number one with a bullet!

Quick clowning, you guys! This is serious! We’ll be right there!

Look! April’s left a light for us!

Yo, April, grab on!

Now tell us about this big emergency.

Yeah, like, what’s the haps?

Better yet, I’ll show you!

A group called the crooked ninja turtle gang has been committing robberies all over the city!

Oh wow! Scope out those awesome outfits!

Ya’ gotta admit they do know how to dress!

Hold on! There’s something familiar about that guy’s technique!

You're right. I've seen it before someplace.

There are only two sensei who could have taught him that… Splinter, or…

You don’t mean…

I’m afraid I do!

Shredder!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

We’re under attack!

It’s a sonic death ray!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Turtles!

It’s them! The ninja crooks! Help! Somebody call security!

Guys! It’s time to make tracks!

Let’s stay in touch.

Just what were those green terrorists doing here?

I… er… I lured them here in order to expose them! And exactly what are you doing here?

Tell her, snookums!

Well, I was, I mean, Tiffy, uh, nevermind! Good work, April! Carry on!

What is that strange noise?

It’s no use running from the ultimate rat-catching machine!

It seems there’s no way out!

Master Splinter! We have some bad news to…

He’s gone!

Someone or something brought him!

This has to be Shredder’s work…

Either that or some totally humongous termite!

Let’s go!

Here’s where the trail ends…

And here’s where the trouble begins!

You wimps are about to become turtle toe jam!

We’ll just see about that!

Okay, ninja punks! Get ‘em!

Eee-yahh! Rock it!

Come and get me, hot shots!

Michelangelo! Watch it!

Don’t forget to write, dudes!

Come on, guys, you can do better than that.

Here, try these on for size!

What do you know? A perfect fit!

Creep number 2, comin' up.

I’ve been working on the oil drums!

Hah, no hard feelings, right, guys?

Right!

I’m only going to ask you once… Where’s Shredder?

He left you a message. Right there!

Meet me if you dare at the Slash for cash Do Jo. Shredder.

We dare!

Hi, guys, I got here as soon as I… Uh-oh! There’s been trouble here!

This probably isn’t very smart, but… They might need my help!

You do not truly believe your students can defeat mine!

Those clumsy fools I trained? Ha-ha-ha-ha! They were merely a way of delaying the turtles until I could complete my trap! Now I can destroy all of you!

No matter what you do to me, my turtles will defeat you, Shredder!

That’s telling him, master!

Shredder, if you dare touch a whisker on his head…

Irma, send my news crew on the double. I've got a hot lead on the turtle story!

Not another step, or your furry sensei will be crushed!

That rope! It leads to… a battering ram!

It’s gotta weigh mega-tons!

None of us could stop that thing!

That’s right, turtles, your master is about to become history!

Oh, bummer, guys! Looks like we’ve got us a massive problem-o!

Greetings from your friendly neighborhood ratcatcher!

Baxter?

Don’t you just hate it when people drop in unannounced?

Talking turtles! Hee-hee-hee! Big green talking turtles!

Say «Sayonara», Splinter!

Way to go, dudes!

Save me, master, save me!

Oh, useless jellyfish. I have to do everything myself. Yaaahh!

Where are the brakes on this thing?

The battering ram!

Rafael! Jump!
You have done well, my students!

We were not done yet.

Where’s the Shredder going to?

You haven’t seen the last of me, mutants! This is only the beginning!

Oh, that’s our cue to exit!

Oh, no, I don't believe it. It looks like world war 11! Roll tape, fellas. We've got a story that's gonna knock the boss' socks off.

But I tell you the plan was working! Until that idiot Baxter messed things up!

No excuses! You were beaten once again!

Bozo!

Yeah! Bozo!

Until you prove yourself, you will not get one Shred of help from me! Hee-hee-hee!

I vow to destroy Splinter, and his accursed turtles and I will not rest until I do!

This is April O’Neil of Channel Six news. Today, the notorious crooked ninja turtle gang was captured. And revealed for the hoax they are. Proving once and for all, that there’s no such thing as the Green Turtle Menace!

Buuurnsie! How dare you let her say such a thing?!

But Tiffany, honey… It’s the truth!

Admit it! You love turtles, don’t you?

No, no, baby! I hate turtles. Honest!

Here’s your lunch, boss. Let’s see, you ordered the mock turtle soup!

What?! I knew you were a lousy turtle lover! Goodbye!

I guess she’s not a soup lover either!

So far, no one knows the identity of the mysterious green heroes who stopped this crime spree, but whoever you are… thanks!

Right on, babe!

She was winking at me, you know.

You’re totally warped, dude, she was winking at me!

Get real, you guys! It was meant for yours truly!

I hate to argue, fellas, but I think she meant it for me!

Cool, it, fellas! If you must know I was winking at… Splinter!

What? I don’t believe it!

Age has its privileges.

[pannoni1]

Audrey, you've done a pretty good job with these scripts, but I'd suggest adding the character name before each line of dialogue. Also, when there is a commercial break, put "end of Act One", "end of Act Two", or "The End" depending on the commercial break that takes place. Finally, when a character is only heard but not seen, put "VO" (voiceover) after that character's name.

[Andrey]

Spoiler:

07. The Incredible Shrinking Turtles (part 1)

Oh, great! I’ve just been de-daisied!

And you’ll be pushing up daisies if we don’t improve our jungle fighting techniques! Shredder could show up any time, any place!

Man, Leonardo, you are such a downer!

I believe you were saying something about improving our technique?

Very funny, Donatello!

It’s Shredder!

We’re ready for you, Shredhead!

Ready to say «uncle»?

Hey, whoa! Chill out, dude! Come on, it’s me!

Michelangelo!

For sure, dudes! Had you goin’ there for a while, though, didn’t I?

Where’d you get the mask?

Hey, I made it from an old pizza tray… Where else?

What is that?

It’s some kind of space ship!

Oh, wow! Major notion!

It’s going to crash!

Let’s go, turtles!

We’ve gotta get him up… Fast!

Up you go, guy!

He’s still alive! Let’s get him to shore… Quick!

Man, this is one freaky-looking alien!

He probably thinks you’re pretty weird, too!

Hmmm… What have those meddlesome turtles stumbled upon now?

Quick! Boil some water!

We’re not delivering a baby, dimbo!
I heard it in a movie!

The eye of Sarnath!

You must find the three fragments of the eye of Sarnath.

Fragments?

Three pieces of my ship fell to the Earth. When they are joined, the possessor will have power undreamed of in your world…

Undreamed of power! I like the sound of that!

But how can we find these fragments? They could be anywhere!

With this crystal converger, you can track the energy released by each fragment… hurry… before they fall into evil hands… Once assembled, their power cannot be stopped!.. Farewell, earthlings!

Oh, wow, man! Vaporized!

He… He’s gone!

Just the way those turtles will be once I locate those fragments!

Turn left… Oh, now right…

Make up your mind, will you?

I can’t help it! This crystal tracker is very sensitive!

See if that gismo’s got a setting for food, bud! I could use a pizza break!

Will you cool it with the pizzas? We’re after something big!

Whoa, all right, then! Just make it a family sized pizza!

The fools! They’re leading me to the fragments! Baxter! Connect me with Krang in Dimension X! Immediately!

But my cone is melting in the sun!

Silence, toad! Do as I say! And now!

As you wish, Master!

Yes, Shredder! What is it now?

Good news, Krang! I will soon have the weapon with which to destroy the turtles!

You have promised this before! And you have always failed!

But this time I shall be successful, if only I could have my foot soldiers…

The answer is «No»! Not until you bring the turtles to me on a plate! Until then, stop wasting my precious time!

Oh, blast that bodiless brain! Oh! Nice, Baxter… Nice!

The converger is telling us to turn here, Leonardo!

A garbage truck?

There it is!

And there it goes!

Okay, turtles… It’s up to us!

Are you suggesting that we go climbing through all that Gar-bajh?

Hey, it’s a dirty job… But someone’s got to do it!

True, but how come that someone's always got to be us?

Does that answer your Question?

Okay, guys! Last one in is a rotten tomato!

Innocent fools. As usual, they're in over their heads.

Look, guys... Jackpot!

If you don’t mind, I’ll take that!

Shredder!

Hey! Give that back!

Come and get it, mutants!

With pleasure, tin-face!

One down… Three to go!

Say adios, dip-stick… You’re about to get dusted!

Whu…

I’d say the tables were turned!

My turn, bozo!

A simple challenge!
Saved by the shell!

See if you can handle me, Shredder!

Mere child’s play! Watch!

Net results: Four trapped turtles! Ha-ha, I made a funny!

Now to cut you down to size!

So much for the free ninja lesson! I have won this fragment in clean combat!

You mean «dirty combat»?

What’s happening?

I don’t know. But it’s like mondo beyond-o!

Well… An unexpected power!

It’s Shredder! He’s getting bigger!

Wrong, Leonardo. We’re getting smaller!

That must be the power of the fragment… It makes things shrink!

Oh, great!

At last I have you meddlesome turtles right in the palm of my hand!

Now to crush you, meddlesome turtles, one by one!

Guess again, frying pan face!

Blast you! Stand still, you little shrinkers!

What do we do now, Leonardo? This thing is getting heavy!

I’d say it’s time to haul shell!

Come back and fight like men, you mutants!

You, guys, go on… I can’t run any farther!

Never! We’ll make our stand here!

Kinda like Custer did!

Who needs foot soldiers when a single foot will take care of you insects?

Oh, wow! Here comes the cavalry!

No! It can’t be! They’ve escaped!.. But I have the first fragment of the eye of Sarnath, and soon its limitless power shall be mine!

We’ve gotta make it home before we get even smaller!

And quick! We’re shrinking faster than a pair of cheap underwear!

Okay! The coast is clear!

Hey, watch it big foot!

We made it!

Oh, thanks a lot, fella!

Cheer up, turtles! At least things can’t get any worse!

Oh, no! Scope that out!

A watering truck! Head for the high ground!

I’ve got news for ya! The high ground is too high!

Remember, we’re turtles! We’re at home under the water!

Just keep telling me that! There’s got to be an easier way to get home than this!

[Andrey]

Spoiler:

07. The Incredible Shrinking Turtles (part 2)

Hmmm… It would seem we have quite a large problem.

Please, sensei! Must you use the word «large»?

And one that requires immediate action! April! This is Splinter. Please, respond!

Remember, we at channel 6 news have to be decisive! Daring! Able to make split-second decisions!

April… Are you there?

Did you say something?

Who, me?

April!

Yes, you April!

You are needed most urgently… It’s an emergency!

I’ve got to go, Mr. Thompson. It’s a hot story!

Go? Go where? We’re in the middle of a meeting!

You said yourself: we’ve got to make split-second decisions! Ciao!

But that was only a speech!

Unlimited power… Rubbish! You have given me nothing but empty promises!

But, Krang… I have destroyed the turtles as you ordered!

Lies! Lies! Lies! Where is your proof?

I have none. Like many a turtle before them, they have been flushed down the sewers.

Ha! Talk is cheap! What I want is indisputable evidence!

Is my word not good enough?

Precisely! Your word is not good enough!

If proof is what that maniac medulla wants, then proof he shall have!

Thank you, April, for answering my call. We must find Shredder and alien fragment before he uses it to do further damage!

Those poor turtles! Less than six inches high!

We interrupt this commercial to bring you a special bulletin!

Interrupt a commercial? It must be big news!

The empire state building is actually shrinking!

Shredder!

Precisely. Now he’s turned that fragment on innocent people!

Hang on, Splinter! Next stop… The empire state building!

It’s been reported that this is just one of many mid-town buildings that have been shrunk!

C’mon, mister, hurry! You’re the last one left!

Oh, the alien crystal has done its work beautifully!

Oh, yes, Master! Magnificently.

And this will be the crown jewel in my collection! Now Krang will have to send me my foot warriors!

It’s hopeless. By the time we get there, Shredder will be gone!

We must retrieve the alien crystal… Or I dread to think what may befall the city!

Well, one good thing about being tiny...

Yeah! One slice of pizza is enough for all of us!

Like, speak for yourself, dude!

Oh, no! Look! It’s a tidal wave!

Why are we running? It’s just your average sewer trickle!

Sure. But we’re no longer your average size mutant turtles!

Quick, turtles! Climb aboard!

I didn’t know they made bars of soap this big!

It must be the large family size!

Speaking of things that are large…

A sewer snake!

What a way to go!

We’re not swallowed yet!

Let’s do lunch again sometime!

Oh, nice going, Leonardo! Now we’re traveling economy class!

Shredder? Shredder, this had better be good! I’m much too busy for your time-wasting conversations!

The talking is over! This time I will show you deeds! Behold!

Is this some sort of joke? I asked for petrified turtles, and you bring me toy buildings! I want those turtles… And I want them now!

Ohhh! Blast that grotesque ganglion!

Might I suggest this?

What in blazes is that monstrosity?

An invention of mine… A heat-seeking turtle-scope. It will locate them no matter how tiny they are!

Oh, excellent! Now, go! And don’t come back without those mini-amphibians!

Never fear, master. They're as good as captured. Hee-hee-hee!


Oh, looks like we’re not the only ones shrinking! The soap is, too!

Hold it, guys! We’ve got more serious problem!

Oh, yeah, like what?

Like that!

A storm drain!

And we’re headed right for it!

Oh, what a bummer! No soap, no hope.

Hang on! We’re going over!

Whoa, buds! That was definitely a radical ride.

Now all we’ve got to worry about is getting to shore!

We’ve got bigger problem than that, Leonardo!

You’re always looking for trouble!

Oh, yeah? Well, this time, the trouble’s looking for us!

Yikes! It’s moby dick’s big brother!

I promise, dude… I’ll never eat another anchovy pizza again!

I got news for you… You may never eat another pizza… Period!

What’s going on!

Well! What do we have here? Why, it’s a rare species of soon to be extinct turtle!

Something tells me we were better off with the fish!

Hmm… This is most strange!

What is it, Splinter?

I left the turtles at home… Yet I sense they are close by. The connection between sensei and student is very strong.

I hope you’re wrong. In their present condition, they wouldn’t last long in a neighborhood like this!

Yes… They are now quite close. My bond with the turtles has not diminished… Even if they have. Please, turn here. There… That is where they are.

Well, Krang… What have you to say now?

Hmm… Perhaps I have underestimated your evil abilities after all!

My thoughts exactly!

What have you to say now, mini-mutants?

You’ll never get away with this, Krang!

???

Well, you got to admit, it sounded good!

And now, Krang, for your viewing pleasure, you shall witness the final agonizing moments of the turtles’ demise!

Splendid! Let the show begin! If I had hands, they’d be sweating in anticipation!

Can’t we discuss this like human beings?

Nice try, Donatello!

Sayonara, turtles!

Splinter!

Yes, Shredder! Your old sensei has returned to teach you a new lesson.

Feeble rodent! I will do the teaching!

Infernal technical difficulties! And just when the show was getting interesting!

Not bad for a rusty old has-been!

One with a face made of metal should not use the word «rusty»!

Try again, Shredder!

I intend to! Aah!

Oh, what a ride! My brain feels like tofu!

April! Over here! We are behind this big hunk of junk!

Turtles! Is that you?

Yeah! What there is of us!

I can’t believe it! You’re so tiny!

Look, April, this is no time for small talk!

Quick! Aim that crystal at us. A second jolt might reverse the effect.

You mean we might get bigger?

Well, we can't get much smaller, Einstein.

It’s worth a try!

Ha-ha! Advantage Shredder! It’s useless to struggle against the Shredder grip of steel!

Quick, April, turn on the beam!

I’m not sure how!

Neither are we! It just sort of… Happened!

Something’s happening… But I don’t know what!

Whoa, man!

It feels like an intergalactic tanning booth!

It’s working! We’re starting to grow!

Smothered by a cheese-wrapping machine… A fitting end for a rat!

What… It stopped!

While I have just started!

A-Ha! The crystal! You may have won this time, Splinter! But I still have this!

Quickly, master… This way!

Till the next time, turtles, au revior! Ha-ha-ha!

He’s getting away with the crystal! We must stop him!

It is useless to try. He is gone.

I feel we failed you, master!

It is all part of the learning process, Leonardo. Even our mistakes can serve as teachers.

And just as mysteriously as it started, this entire shrinking business stopped. Hopefully one day the true story behind this incredible event can be revealed.

Yeah! The same day we turtles can walk around the city like regular people!

Speaking of things shrinking… So’s my stomach! Where the heck is Michelangelo with those pizzas?

Yeah! He sure is taking his sweet time!

Ta-daa! All right, dudes! It’s scarfin’ time!

All right! I’ll do the slicing!

Hey, just scope out these babies!

Babies? These things haven’t even been born yet!

Is this some kind of a sick joke?

Well, ask Splinter! It was his idea!

I had them specially made for my small students to remind them they still have a long way to grow!

[Andrey]

pannoni1, I agree with you, but I don't have power, patience and time for it. Besides, I don't need it. But you all may use my transcripts for your needs.

[cammy85]

Thanks for the transcripts, Andrey!!

[pferreira]

I recently bought Shredderville and Splinter Vanishes from Frances Moss. I had no idea that the ebay seller I was dealing with was Moss himself! He was nice enough to briefly answer some of my Turtles script questions so it was cool!