An Interactive TMNT RPG Adventure! - Page 2

NightwatchersOnlygirl · 05-10-2006, 07:26 AM

Go out and get p****ed

*damnhooligan* · 05-16-2006, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ra

Say some magic words to try and activate the stick. Preferably "I like waffles".

Waving the stick about wildly, you shout "Klaatu barada nikto ai lyek wahfulls!"

A hovering waffle surrounded by a mystical ebbing blue light appears before you with a loud thunderous clap. The bum is only momentarily distracted by the delicious breakfast pastry and takes no damage.

Ra · 05-17-2006, 05:20 AM

^^ ROFL!!! This is definatly a classic amoung classics, DH

Well...maybe take the opertunity to throw the waffles at the bum and then run away to regroup; you still need to completly throw off that hang over AND that bum's smell is sickening

*Garou* · 05-19-2006, 05:04 AM

Agreed. Hit him in the head with the waffles and run, laughing like a maniac

*Masked Ninja* · 05-19-2006, 01:26 PM

Bahahahaha! This is the most entertaining thing I've seen in a long time!

As for my suggestion: Um...

Obviously the waffle thing didn't work. Perhaps it would be time to see if the stick can unleash any other amazing breakfast-related powers. Like OATMEAL. Good as cement and 137% tastier.

slkblaze · 05-22-2006, 11:44 PM

Haha, this is certainly different! Hmm... I suggest selecting "item" and maybe offereing the nickle again in the name of peace?

longing for leo · 05-26-2006, 12:20 PM

Lol, this is too good for me to pass up.

As a peace offering, and because you just feel really bad for kicking the poor bum, summon a whole breakfast buffet, AND place the nickel on the ground at his (Carl's?) feet. Appologize and ask where you are. Tell him there's free lunch in the deal too if he can give you a street name or landmark.

Of course, your completely ignoring the fact that it was his magic stick in the first place, and that if he wanted food he could probably summon it himself. As you realize this, you start to worry that there's some sort of catch, like that the waffle is poisoned or just an illusion. You then wonder how the bum got the stick in the first place and ask him that too.

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05-17-2006, 05:20 AM	#23
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	^^ ROFL!!! This is definatly a classic amoung classics, DH Well...maybe take the opertunity to throw the waffles at the bum and then run away to regroup; you still need to completly throw off that hang over AND that bum's smell is sickening __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

05-19-2006, 05:04 AM	#24
Garou On a X-Men: Evo trip! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: In a different and wicked reality... Posts: 1,991	Agreed. Hit him in the head with the waffles and run, laughing like a maniac __________________ Ferret Bureau of Investigation

05-22-2006, 11:44 PM	#26
slkblaze Foot Soldier Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Tejas Posts: 165	Haha, this is certainly different! Hmm... I suggest selecting "item" and maybe offereing the nickle again in the name of peace? __________________ http://slkblaze.deviantart.com/

05-19-2006, 01:26 PM	#25
Masked Ninja Doodles TMNT for fun Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sploshin' through some sewer... Posts: 2,137	Bahahahaha! This is the most entertaining thing I've seen in a long time! As for my suggestion: Um... Obviously the waffle thing didn't work. Perhaps it would be time to see if the stick can unleash any other amazing breakfast-related powers. Like OATMEAL. Good as cement and 137% tastier.

05-26-2006, 12:20 PM	#27
longing for leo Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ohio Posts: 138	Lol, this is too good for me to pass up. As a peace offering, and because you just feel really bad for kicking the poor bum, summon a whole breakfast buffet, AND place the nickel on the ground at his (Carl's?) feet. Appologize and ask where you are. Tell him there's free lunch in the deal too if he can give you a street name or landmark. Of course, your completely ignoring the fact that it was his magic stick in the first place, and that if he wanted food he could probably summon it himself. As you realize this, you start to worry that there's some sort of catch, like that the waffle is poisoned or just an illusion. You then wonder how the bum got the stick in the first place and ask him that too.