An Interactive TMNT RPG Adventure!

[damnhooligan]

You are Raphael: ninja extraordinaire, defender of justice, righter of wrongs and more importantly, dumbass of mindblowingly epic proportions. After a night out on the town (read: beating up punks and slammin' down shots of Wild Turkey like it was goin' out of style) with Casey, you managed to stumble blindly into a totally unfamiliar section of sewer without even the slightest inkling of where you are. You check your pockets for your cell, only to remember you don't have any pockets and you never had a cell phone. Because you're a turtle. Who lives in a sewer. And you'd get sh*tty reception anyway. The stench of bourbon, last night's kebab, B.O. and poo gas is strong enough to make your eyes water. You've gotta find your way out of here, ASAf*ckin'P.




Location: Unknown section of Manhattan Sewer System.
Health: Weak, suffering from one helluva hangover. There's also a shallow cut across your cheek that throbs painfully, but doesn't seem to be too severe.
Temperment: Disoriented and disgruntled.
Bladder: Full.
Stomach: Grumbly.
Items: Leather belt, red bandana, knee pad (2), elbow pad (2)

What do you do?



I will decide which commands to follow at random, so don't be discouraged if someone posts an answer before you. I hope to update this a couple times a day, depending on how well you guys play along and. This is part RPG, part (crappy) fan art and part "I've got way too much time on my hands." So, be creative, and most importantly, have fun.

[Sewer Bull]

Originally Posted by damnhooligan

What do you do?

Throw up in the sewer to increase your health and dispose of hangover a bit.
Then examine the pill-like object in the bottom center of the picture.

[damnhooligan]

Originally Posted by Sewer Bull

Throw up in the sewer to increase your health and dispose of hangover a bit.
Then examine the pill-like object in the bottom center of the picture.

You throw up.


And miss the sewer entirely, doucing the mystery object in your vile spew. But, you do feel kinda better.


Examination of the mystery object reveals it's a nickle. And further examination of the former contents of your stomach reveals that you may have consumed the contents of a glow stick last night. You shrug it off. You're no stranger to toxic glowing oozes.

[Jade Green]

Take the nickel and empty my bladder

[Sewer Bull]

Take the nickel and the bottle... as you don't have your sais and you may need a short-ranged weapon, sucker.

[damnhooligan]

Originally Posted by Jade Green

Take the nickel and empty my bladder

Originally Posted by Sewer Bull

Take the nickel and the bottle... as you don't have your sais and you may need a short-ranged weapon, sucker.

You have two new items! Shiny New Nickle (1) and Broken Bottle (1). The stench of your mingling bodily fluids is beginning to overwhelm you now, and you make your way further down the tunnel.


!!!
You've encountered a Bum with One Boot and a Stick! He doesn't appear hostile, but c'mon... your broken bottle is no match for that stick.

[onyx]

Originally Posted by damnhooligan

He doesn't appear hostile, but c'mon... your broken bottle is no match for that stick.

Say hello and give him the nickel (a mutant turtle can't just go to the store and buy something), he needs it more than you. Ask him for directions.

[Ra]

Steal the stick when the bum is distracted by the nickel; you need something else other than a broken bottle

[damnhooligan]

Originally Posted by onyx

Say hello and give him the nickel (a mutant turtle can't just go to the store and buy something), he needs it more than you. Ask him for directions.

Originally Posted by Ra

Steal the stick when the bum is distracted by the nickel; you need something else other than a broken bottle

You approach the bum with an amiable smile. "Hey, pal. Here's a nickle." He seems pleased.


As the bum steps to snatch the nickle from your hand, you unleash an awesomely powerful ninja kick that sends the startled bum reeling backwards. The stick clatters to the ground, lifelessly.


You have one new item! A pointy stick. BONUS: You're getting accustomed to your own funk and the momentary adrenaline rush has almost entirely neutralized your hangover.

[onyx]

Ok, I wanted to be friendly, but Ra killed the poor guy

Since the nickel dropped back on the ground, pick it up again. After that, since you have no idea where you are, I guess taking it to the streets "Things Change"-style is your best option.

[Sewer Bull]

The poor guy could have provided some valuable information.

[katielgk]

Can I suggest something?

Take the nickel and go topside to find a way back home.

Yeah sucky but there isn't much to do at this point you just attacked a poor guy in the sewers! Nice hero work...

[Jade Green]

Well, we werent' exactly sober when we did it were we? Check to see if he's alive or not. Then Look for a way to go topside... don't forget about that lovely looking dark and forboding tunnel across the river of human waste.

[Ra]

Originally Posted by onyx

Ok, I wanted to be friendly, but Ra killed the poor guy

Originally Posted by Sewer Bull

The poor guy could have provided some valuable information.

Well, he's a bum. It's not like no one is going to notice that he's gone Besides, that stick is way cool

Use the stick to poke the bum. Hopefuly I won't do anything damaging this time, like poking his eye out

[damnhooligan]

Originally Posted by Jade Green

Well, we werent' exactly sober when we did it were we? Check to see if he's alive or not. Then Look for a way to go topside... don't forget about that lovely looking dark and forboding tunnel across the river of human waste.

Feeling rather guilty for unleashing a torrent of Wild Turkey-fueled fury on the poor guy, you kneel down to check his vitals but he leaps to his feet, swinging at you wildly with his arms.

"Gimme back my magic stick, you gotdamn alligator!"

[Mobius One]

Splash sewer water in his eyes, temporarily blinding him, then run down the dark tunnel on the other side of the water.

[Artemesia]

And remind him that you're a TURTLE! Not an alligator, dammit!

[katielgk]

OK I have 2 suggestions...

A) Jab him the magic stick and kick him into the sewer water....

~or~

B) Ask him what kind of magic stick it is and try to figure out how to work it before jabbing him with it and kicking him into the water. Then you can have fun with the stick!

[onyx]

I require this thing continued It's too good to slip into the darkness.

[Ra]

Say some magic words to try and activate the stick. Preferably "I like waffles".