Wish Crusher - Page 2

Swany · 08-17-2007, 11:55 AM

Granted, you bite in to the burrito and it begins to scream hysterically.

I wish I had a car (VW beetle. thank you, please).

Ra · 08-17-2007, 08:15 PM

Wish granted. But the car is cursed and runs you over whenever you try to get into it. Ouch.

I wish I could fight.

*Magdolin* · 08-17-2007, 10:25 PM

Wish granted. As you walk out of school, the bully goes to jump on you, you try to punch him, but he punches you first, knocking you out. When you wake up, you're in the hospital.

I wish I was funny...

(Am I doing it right?)

Ra · 08-17-2007, 10:38 PM

(Looks fine to me.)

Wish granted. However, your humor doesn't appeal to everyone and you proceed to get hate mail until you decide to stop telling jokes.

I wish I could do whatever the hell I want.

Swany · 08-18-2007, 05:22 AM

Granted, you proceed to do whatever the hell you want, however it is not to everyone elses tastes and you are lynch mobbed. Torches, pitchforks, the whole 9 yards.

PipingPringle · 08-18-2007, 06:01 AM

I wish Swany had made a wish

Ra · 08-18-2007, 06:19 AM

Granted! But Swany's wish is so horrible, so stuipd, and so impossible to grant that the world implodes on itself. Nice going guys. You've just doomed life as we know it.

I wish I had more time on my hands...

PipingPringle · 08-18-2007, 06:25 AM

Granted! You are framed for a murder, sent to Jail, got into a fight and put into solitary confinement. You now have lots of time on your hands!

I wish I had more initiative.

*KROW* · 08-18-2007, 12:51 PM

Granted! You now have so much initiative that you do things before anyone else, leading to your presidency of the US, and therefore leading to your accidental pressing of the red button out of sheer exhaustion.

I wish golf courses were mowed over and used as housing for the homeless.

*The Stryker* · 08-20-2007, 01:48 AM

Granted, But now the Homeless are ganging together and eventually overtake the world by using Bindle-tech to overthrow America Online.

I wish TNA Wrestling would go out of buisness.

*Katie* · 08-20-2007, 06:40 AM

sure, ok. But you get so excited about the next thing that takes its place that you forget about everything else in your life, then one day, you wake up and you are this old balding man standing in the front row, watching two guys knock themselves silly, in a venue that is no better than TNA....but it is too late to get back that lost time and you slowly run your fingers over well worn piece of paper in your pocket....something you've held onto for who knows how long...and it starts off: "Dear Stryker....I never thought I'd be writing this to you, but things have changed between us. Sometimes I think you care more about wrestling than me..."

um...I wish I had some orange juice....

Ra · 08-20-2007, 08:01 AM

Granted...but the orange juice is simply that - orange colored juice. You throw a fit and demand some REAL orange juice before your disturbed neighbors call the police and put you in a holding cell for a week.

I wish I could have better smelling breath.

NightwatchersOnlygirl · 08-20-2007, 08:16 AM

I wish I had a motorcycle like Nightwatcher's

*Katie* · 08-20-2007, 07:29 PM

ok. you get your bike and you take it out on the track. a practice run before you actually have to make it mean something. you're in the final turn and you can see the finish line when some wingnut tries to pass you and clips your rear tire. The bike high sides and you go skidding in one direction and the bike goes in the other. the guys behind you on the track swerve to avoid hitting the bike but run over you instead, crushing your ribs. all you feel is one sharp pain in your head and nothing more.

I wish that it would rain.

Ra · 08-21-2007, 04:48 AM

Granted! But now the world is being flooded by water. Everyone is drowning, animals and plants are going into hysterics, and the balance of nature has been forever disrupted. On the plus side, everyone gets their own pools now.

I STILL wish I could have better smelling breath!

*Katie* · 08-21-2007, 06:34 AM

you got it...but your fresh and minty breath attracts ALL guys to you thus causing you problems with his bulliness AND the girlfriends of all the guys that can't keep their minds off one little kiss from you. you spend your life on the run, dodging angry mobs of the female type and enamored male types who constantly throw themselves at your feet begging for a taste of the freshest breath EVER.

I wish I had somebody here with me.

*Sewer Bull* · 08-21-2007, 06:48 AM

Granted. I appear in fumes at your place, in all my decadent glory. Now you can start begging for mercy.

I wish Ra could have better smelling breath.

*cowabunga14* · 08-21-2007, 01:37 PM

Granted! You smell her breath and it has the smell of raw steak.

I wish school wasn't starting in a week.

*The Stryker* · 08-21-2007, 09:58 PM

Granted, It starts tomorrow.

I wish I was as cool as Milano Collection AT

PipingPringle · 08-23-2007, 11:26 PM

Granted, you are exactly the temperature of the Japanese professional wrestler.

I wish my sunburn would stop peeling.

08-17-2007, 11:55 AM	#21
Swany Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 924	Granted, you bite in to the burrito and it begins to scream hysterically. I wish I had a car (VW beetle. thank you, please). __________________

08-17-2007, 08:15 PM	#22
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	Wish granted. But the car is cursed and runs you over whenever you try to get into it. Ouch. I wish I could fight. __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

08-17-2007, 10:25 PM	#23
Magdolin Professional Dork Join Date: May 2005 Location: Society of Midnight Ninjas. Posts: 1,970	Wish granted. As you walk out of school, the bully goes to jump on you, you try to punch him, but he punches you first, knocking you out. When you wake up, you're in the hospital. I wish I was funny... (Am I doing it right?) __________________ "When life gives you lemons, make yourself some pie. Or squeeze 'em in people's eyes and run away, whatever floats your boat."

08-17-2007, 10:38 PM	#24
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	(Looks fine to me.) Wish granted. However, your humor doesn't appeal to everyone and you proceed to get hate mail until you decide to stop telling jokes. I wish I could do whatever the hell I want. __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

08-18-2007, 05:22 AM	#25
Swany Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 924	Granted, you proceed to do whatever the hell you want, however it is not to everyone elses tastes and you are lynch mobbed. Torches, pitchforks, the whole 9 yards. __________________

08-18-2007, 06:01 AM	#26
PipingPringle Hench Mutant Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Atlantic Canada Posts: 475	I wish Swany had made a wish __________________

08-18-2007, 06:19 AM	#27
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	Granted! But Swany's wish is so horrible, so stuipd, and so impossible to grant that the world implodes on itself. Nice going guys. You've just doomed life as we know it. I wish I had more time on my hands... __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

08-18-2007, 06:25 AM	#28
PipingPringle Hench Mutant Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Atlantic Canada Posts: 475	Granted! You are framed for a murder, sent to Jail, got into a fight and put into solitary confinement. You now have lots of time on your hands! I wish I had more initiative. __________________

08-18-2007, 12:51 PM	#29
KROW Meat-n-Potatoes Man Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: State's Anus, NY Posts: 6,472	Granted! You now have so much initiative that you do things before anyone else, leading to your presidency of the US, and therefore leading to your accidental pressing of the red button out of sheer exhaustion. I wish golf courses were mowed over and used as housing for the homeless. __________________ - Optimus Acid Trip - Cult of a Half-Shell - Raiden's Bitter Tongue - *I don't try to be funny; I fail at it naturally.*

08-20-2007, 01:48 AM	#30
The Stryker Stupid Rich Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Room 237 Posts: 11,152	Granted, But now the Homeless are ganging together and eventually overtake the world by using Bindle-tech to overthrow America Online. I wish TNA Wrestling would go out of buisness. __________________ @~<3 Mom~@

08-20-2007, 06:40 AM	#31
Katie Just...way too serious. Join Date: May 2005 Location: purgatory Posts: 3,519	sure, ok. But you get so excited about the next thing that takes its place that you forget about everything else in your life, then one day, you wake up and you are this old balding man standing in the front row, watching two guys knock themselves silly, in a venue that is no better than TNA....but it is too late to get back that lost time and you slowly run your fingers over well worn piece of paper in your pocket....something you've held onto for who knows how long...and it starts off: "Dear Stryker....I never thought I'd be writing this to you, but things have changed between us. Sometimes I think you care more about wrestling than me..." um...I wish I had some orange juice.... __________________ THE WORLD IS JUST AWESOME

08-20-2007, 08:01 AM	#32
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	Granted...but the orange juice is simply that - orange colored juice. You throw a fit and demand some REAL orange juice before your disturbed neighbors call the police and put you in a holding cell for a week. I wish I could have better smelling breath. __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

08-20-2007, 08:16 AM	#33
NightwatchersOnlygirl Stone Warrior Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In Nightwatcher's loving arms Posts: 941	I wish I had a motorcycle like Nightwatcher's __________________ Nightwatcher is taken by me,NightwatchersOnlyGirl Nightwatcher Is my boyfriend. I love "My" Nightwatcher Nightwatcher can put his boots under my bed anytime Nightwatcher loves me! NW 4 EVER NW is Mine NW is so sexy Forever Nightwatcher's....

08-20-2007, 07:29 PM	#34
Katie Just...way too serious. Join Date: May 2005 Location: purgatory Posts: 3,519	ok. you get your bike and you take it out on the track. a practice run before you actually have to make it mean something. you're in the final turn and you can see the finish line when some wingnut tries to pass you and clips your rear tire. The bike high sides and you go skidding in one direction and the bike goes in the other. the guys behind you on the track swerve to avoid hitting the bike but run over you instead, crushing your ribs. all you feel is one sharp pain in your head and nothing more. I wish that it would rain. __________________ THE WORLD IS JUST AWESOME

08-21-2007, 04:48 AM	#35
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	Granted! But now the world is being flooded by water. Everyone is drowning, animals and plants are going into hysterics, and the balance of nature has been forever disrupted. On the plus side, everyone gets their own pools now. I STILL wish I could have better smelling breath! __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

08-21-2007, 06:34 AM	#36
Katie Just...way too serious. Join Date: May 2005 Location: purgatory Posts: 3,519	you got it...but your fresh and minty breath attracts ALL guys to you thus causing you problems with his bulliness AND the girlfriends of all the guys that can't keep their minds off one little kiss from you. you spend your life on the run, dodging angry mobs of the female type and enamored male types who constantly throw themselves at your feet begging for a taste of the freshest breath EVER. I wish I had somebody here with me. __________________ THE WORLD IS JUST AWESOME

08-21-2007, 06:48 AM	#37
Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	Granted. I appear in fumes at your place, in all my decadent glory. Now you can start begging for mercy. I wish Ra could have better smelling breath. __________________ Soooo... THIS* is how you spend your free time now?!*

08-21-2007, 01:37 PM	#38
cowabunga14 Lover of Weird Things Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: CA Posts: 4,014	Granted! You smell her breath and it has the smell of raw steak. I wish school wasn't starting in a week. __________________ How can something so beautiful shine on something so dreadful?

08-21-2007, 09:58 PM	#39
The Stryker Stupid Rich Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Room 237 Posts: 11,152	Granted, It starts tomorrow. I wish I was as cool as Milano Collection AT __________________ @~<3 Mom~@

08-23-2007, 11:26 PM	#40
PipingPringle Hench Mutant Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Atlantic Canada Posts: 475	Granted, you are exactly the temperature of the Japanese professional wrestler. I wish my sunburn would stop peeling. __________________