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Archon_Turtle · 05-19-2009, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Benvenuto

Well, I fold, because I'm having tacos for dinner. There's no way I'm getting into that one.

mmmm murder tacos <3

**ThirdMarioBro** · 05-19-2009, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Cipher

At that point you might as well go for symmetry and finish the job.

All I know, is that if I was the one to whom this horrific act had been done, I'd probably finish the job myself. Disgusting person. To ruin a child's life....damn.

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Originally Posted by Benvenuto

And everybody bitches about Michael Jackson dangling his son over a balcony, which was a dumb thing to do, of course. But at least he wasn't trying to drop the baby. Not comparable at all.
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Thank you.

*BubblyShell22* · 05-20-2009, 02:09 PM

Wow. This guy is truly messed up. I hope they lock him up forever.

*Hannah* · 05-20-2009, 02:19 PM

Whatever, this guy is awesome. How do you even manage to f*cking bite an eye out? NONE OF YOU CAN DO THAT.

*Ninjinister* · 05-20-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Hannah

Whatever, this guy is awesome. How do you even manage to f*cking bite an eye out? NONE OF YOU CAN DO THAT.

Pssh. It's easy. It just tastes gross as Hell.

Lil G · 05-20-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Hannah

Whatever, this guy is awesome. How do you even manage to f*cking bite an eye out? NONE OF YOU CAN DO THAT.

I spent like an hour trying to imagine that earlier.

~~Leo656~~ · 05-20-2009, 02:33 PM

Well if you kinda dig your thumb in deep and kinda scoop a little, you can get a bit better angle on it, but I'm not sure if that's cheating or not...

Lil G · 05-20-2009, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

Well if you kinda dig your thumb in deep and kinda scoop a little, you can get a bit better angle on it, but I'm not sure if that's cheating or not...

I'm pretty sure that's considered cheating. Try it without anything BUT your teeth.

*Ninjinister* · 05-20-2009, 03:27 PM

Yeah, because there is such a thing as cheating when it comes to brutally injuring a child.

Lil G · 05-20-2009, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by The Ninjinister

Yeah, because there is such a thing as cheating when it comes to brutally injuring a child.

Oh, god. Now you just made us look like pricks. Nice avatar by the way.

*XERO* · 05-20-2009, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Lil G

Oh, god. Now you just made us look like pricks.

No, this thread did. And it succeeded in eyeball-devouring fashion.

*Sewer Bull* · 05-20-2009, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Hannah

Whatever, this guy is awesome. How do you even manage to f*cking bite an eye out? NONE OF YOU CAN DO THAT.

And apparently he is even disabled:

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The man, 34-year-old Angel Vidal Mendoza, attacked the boy and then rolled his wheelchair outside and began to hack at his own legs with an ax

I just imagined the guy chasing his kid around the house on that wheelchair, only to bite the boy's eyes out, all that out of the sheer envy that the kid isn't as crippled as he is.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 05-20-2009, 05:27 PM

I think I'm going to hurl.

*XERO* · 05-20-2009, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Hannah

Whatever, this guy is awesome. How do you even manage to f*cking bite an eye out? NONE OF YOU CAN DO THAT.

Why the heck would I want to do that in the first place?

Lil G · 05-20-2009, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Benvenuto

Why the heck would I want to do that in the first place?

Cuz you got possessed by demons?

*Voltron* · 05-20-2009, 07:50 PM

MMMMm MMmm! I do love me some PCP!

*Hannah* · 05-20-2009, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Benvenuto

Why the heck would I want to do that in the first place?

Why the hell not?

Archon_Turtle · 05-20-2009, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Hannah

Whatever, this guy is awesome. How do you even manage to f*cking bite an eye out? NONE OF YOU CAN DO THAT.

it wouldn't take very much suction to pop out and eye...then just sever the eye stalk with your teeth. It would be easy.

I'm just sayin'.

*Voltron* · 05-20-2009, 10:28 PM

Upon a second viewing, I think I'd chew my own eye out just to meet Meredith Jameson.

*XERO* · 05-20-2009, 11:10 PM

I feel like I'm in a Jeepers Creepers movie.

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~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Well if you kinda dig your thumb in deep and kinda scoop a little, you can get a bit better angle on it, but I'm not sure if that's cheating or not...

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