Character Cage Match: The Avengers vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[chrisdude]

Well, Captain America isn't exactly superpowered. He's in peak-human condition. The turtles have taken out worse than him, though the shield could be an issue. I'm gonna say Leo could do it. Maybe.

The rest of the turtles? Maybe we can find some shell fragments when it's over.

April and Casey? Been nice knowing you...

[IMJ]

Originally Posted by chrisdude

Well, Captain America isn't exactly superpowered. He's in peak-human condition. The turtles have taken out worse than him, though the shield could be an issue. I'm gonna say Leo could do it. Maybe.

The rest of the turtles? Maybe we can find some shell fragments when it's over.

April and Casey? Been nice knowing you...

I've got one...

The TMNT versus the NX-01. This feels like a running joke that a buddy and I have had for years regarding the Death Star versus EVERYONE (Iron Man, He-Man, Duke, you name it).....

[chrisdude]

Originally Posted by IMJ

I've got one...

The TMNT versus the NX-01. This feels like a running joke that a buddy and I have had for years regarding the Death Star versus EVERYONE (Iron Man, He-Man, Duke, you name it).....

Hahaha! Depends on if they can get on board. We know it's impossible to hit a ninja turtle with a laser. I'll lump in phase weapons and declare the NX-01 crew dead.

[IMJ]

Originally Posted by chrisdude

Hahaha! Depends on if they can get on board. We know it's impossible to hit a ninja turtle with a laser. I'll lump in phase weapons and declare the NX-01 crew dead.

They don't have to get in. Our running joke had He-Man riding Battlecat around the out perimeter of the Death Star, swinging his sword in circles around his head before being vaporized by some random cannon.

Meanwhile, Spider-Man lands on the outside window of the Emperor's throne room, sticking there while looking in. The Emperor swivels around in his chair and makes that weirdo groaning sound thing that he does, sort of gestures his hand in a slow swatting move and Spider-Man goes -splat-against the outside of the window.

Yes, outrageous conversations like these are how we spent many a night out back in the day....

Whole story above copyright Ironman John.

-faceplams at the ridiculousness of it all-