Shredder seems a bit TOO obsessed with destroying Splinter. - Page 2

gzilla46 · 02-21-2013, 08:49 PM

I know I said this in another thread, but now I want to go into bigger detail now. Shredder wants to destroy Splinter, but he seems to be too obsessed with it. I mean, it's to the point he neglects everything else. Like this:

Bradford: Help, I'm a mutant. Not only that, brains in robot suits are running around the city

Shredder: *throwing darts at poster with Splinter on it* Yeah that's nice.

I mean, while the other Shredders DID want to destroy Splinter and the Turtles, he had other motives, like world domination. I mean, imagine if a T-Rex showed up and ate Karai and all his henchmen. He'd probably ignore it for his goal of killing Splinter.

If he DID accomplish his goal, what would they do after that?

Scene:

Shredder: AT LAST! I FINALLY KILLED SPLINTER! HAHAHAHA!!!

Dogpound: So, what do we do now, master?

Shredder: I don't know. Wanna see a movie and then go to Pizza Hut for lunch or something?

DogPound: You serious?

Shredder: Yeah. The new Die Hard Movie just came out. It looks good.

Dogpound: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME? THAT WAS THE ONLY PART OF YOUR PLAN?!?!

Shredder: Yeah.

Dogpound: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TRY TO CONQUER EARTH OR HOLD THE MAYOR RANSOM? THAT WAS IT?!

Shredder: Come on man. I mean, where would we get the technology to rule the world? Too much work. Now how about that movie?

DogPound: Look, moron, I won't even be able to set foot in that theater. I'm a dog-mutant for crying out loud. The military would show up to capture me as soon as I enter the movie theater.

Shredder: Oh.

Do you think Shredder needs to tone down his obsession a little and think about taking over Earth?

02-21-2013, 08:49 PM	#1
gzilla46 Thug Join Date: May 2012 Location: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! Posts: 91	Shredder seems a bit TOO obsessed with destroying Splinter. I know I said this in another thread, but now I want to go into bigger detail now. Shredder wants to destroy Splinter, but he seems to be too obsessed with it. I mean, it's to the point he neglects everything else. Like this: Bradford: Help, I'm a mutant. Not only that, brains in robot suits are running around the city Shredder: throwing darts at poster with Splinter on it Yeah that's nice. I mean, while the other Shredders DID want to destroy Splinter and the Turtles, he had other motives, like world domination. I mean, imagine if a T-Rex showed up and ate Karai and all his henchmen. He'd probably ignore it for his goal of killing Splinter. If he DID accomplish his goal, what would they do after that? Scene: Shredder: AT LAST! I FINALLY KILLED SPLINTER! HAHAHAHA!!! Dogpound: So, what do we do now, master? Shredder: I don't know. Wanna see a movie and then go to Pizza Hut for lunch or something? DogPound: You serious? Shredder: Yeah. The new Die Hard Movie just came out. It looks good. Dogpound: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME? THAT WAS THE ONLY PART OF YOUR PLAN?!?! Shredder: Yeah. Dogpound: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TRY TO CONQUER EARTH OR HOLD THE MAYOR RANSOM? THAT WAS IT?! Shredder: Come on man. I mean, where would we get the technology to rule the world? Too much work. Now how about that movie? DogPound: Look, moron, I won't even be able to set foot in that theater. I'm a dog-mutant for crying out loud. The military would show up to capture me as soon as I enter the movie theater. Shredder: Oh. Do you think Shredder needs to tone down his obsession a little and think about taking over Earth?