Celebrity discussion and bitching thread

[Davetello]

Originally Posted by Cure

Cool, now it's a thread about murdering people. Enjoy your sick fantasies, I guess.

It's just a joke mate Don't take everything so literally.

The only reason I excluded politicians and dictators btw is because I'm worried Mi5 might be looking if I say the Queen.

[Leo656]

Originally Posted by pennydreadful

The serial killer thread needed a companion.

Also, we've reached the subject of murder in less than 20 posts - that's gotta be some kind of record.

Not in my house. That's breakfast table discussion. "You know, I could kill a lot more goddamn people if it wasn't for goddamn work."

Excluding hookers, who, as we all know, are not technically "People". It's less "murder" in their case and more like "breaking your toys".

[Davetello]

On a lighter note, if you could trade places with one for an evening, who would it be?

Lionel Messi, for me. Preferably on the night Barcelona are playing in the European Cup final.

[Leo656]

Axl Rose most likely. Guy gets away with eeeeeeverything and I always wanted leather pants.

[CaliperCat]

Kanye West can go where ever people like Kanye West go. Otherwise, I can't think of enough people for a list. The Kardashians are imbeciles, but their greatest crime is really just brainwashing a disturbingly large portion of my generation into thinking their lives are worth following religiously.

Edit: Wow, I feel like a slower poster. I'm already behind.

[IndigoErth]

I don't tend to pay a whole lot of attention to celebrity junk anymore. The "who's doing what" nonsense has grown so dull anymore. Look at when TMNT had premiere events in different places, how often did articles focus on Megan fox and what she wore.... god I couldn't have cared less.

But things that can stop include:

* Annoying reality show "celebrities."
* Annoying people getting reality shows.
* Fame for no reason/buying fame.
* More decent people getting overlooked (particularly in acting) because they aren't willing to step on others or sacrifice their values to get ahead.
* Teen girl celebs who suddenly turn skanky at 18-ish with an apparent agenda of proving to society that they're grown, by immaturely acting that way.
* Any arrogant enough to think "their s*** don't stink" and rules don't apply to them.

[Peanut]

When I present my case for this section going directly into the sh*tter I have a new Exhibit A.

[Davetello]

When I saw Peanut was the most recent poster I knew it would be some sort of attack or judgement, some proclamation about the state of the forum.

But given that he's the site's highest quality poster, who are we to argue with such magnificence?

"sh*tter I have a new Exhibit A."

My exhibits A-Z is your mere presence.

Oh, and stop writing pretentious nonsense about 'presenting cases'. You couldn't construct an argument or write an essay if your life depended on it, lol.

[Leo656]

Giving it some more thought, going back to your earlier question, I think a day in the life of Sylvester Stallone would be kinda neat.

I imagine it'd be kind of like a "Little Mermaid" sort of existence. On the one hand, it's impossible to communicate verbally with anyone, but on the other hand, you're allowed to do all the HGH you want because you once punched Communism to death. And other than that he just seems really happy.

[pennydreadful]

I guess if this place has gone to the sh*tter, we're gonna need more toilet paper - I think we're running low.

[Davetello]

Seen some recent photos of Davie Beckham. Time is not being kind to him - looks far older than the 40 year old he is about to be. Too much plastic surgery and botox - take heed kids.

Looks to be some norwood cel going on as well. Guy used to be very good looking but he isn't ageing well. Still, he can do far better than the mutant he is married to.

[ssjup81]

Originally Posted by pennydreadful

Truthfully, I don't even know who most modern celebs are (mostly due to the self-imposed bubble that I live in). I don't even know how many Kardashians there are! I don't think I'd even know enough of the current crop to create a Top 5 I Want To See Dead list. Has Paris Hilton faded into obscurity, or is she still a thing?

You sound like me. I don't know hardly anything about modern celebrities or who they are. Older actors, yeah...maybe. I just never paid much attention. I do know what's going on regarding Bill Cosby at the moment if that counts. ^^

[IndigoErth]

lol

True story, the only reason I am now able to recognize Megan Fox and Michael Bay is because of the movie. (Damn..)

[Prowler]

I'm not really up to date with celebrities and their shenanigans either. In fact, if it wasn't for the Internet I wouldn't even know who many of them are. Especially since I don't really watch tv.

[Peanut]

Originally Posted by Davetello

Oh, and stop writing pretentious nonsense about 'presenting cases'. You couldn't construct an argument or write an essay if your life depended on it, lol.

lol. Why you keep turning everything into a battle over perceived levels of education is confusing as sh*t.

[CyberCubed]

I take it this thread will now have 3-4 pages of back and forth before it gets locked just likes the ones before it.

[Amaranthus]

Originally Posted by Leo656

Not in my house. That's breakfast table discussion. "You know, I could kill a lot more goddamn people if it wasn't for goddamn work."

Excluding hookers, who, as we all know, are not technically "People". It's less "murder" in their case and more like "breaking your toys".

I really hope you're joking because you'd have to be a massive idiot to say stuff like that.

[Peanut]

Originally Posted by CyberCubed

I take it this thread will now have 3-4 pages of back and forth before it gets locked just likes the ones before it.

Nah. I'm out of here now. Although, I certainly don't see the harm in locking a thread that devolved into a discussion of murdering celebrities and hookers on the first page.

Let's go argue in the VG, Cubed. It's safer there.

[Ninjinister]

Originally Posted by Davetello

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Less than zero people care about your hard-on of hate for Peanut. By continuing to follow him around the site and harassing him, you are violating the Malicious Communications Act of 1988 as well as the Protection from Harassment Act of 1997. And these are just two that I know from work; you may be violating several more laws both in your own country and his, and depending on what side of the bed an official has found him or herself on this morning, it could be construed as an act of terrorism.

Reign it in and stop being a bully.

[plastroncafe]