What is your Battle Cry?

[Leo656]

Sprinting through the mini-mall parking lot, swinging a thorned whip, cometh Mufasa, The Lion King! And he gives a booming scream:

"I'm going to use you like a hand puppet!!!"


--Sprinting through the mini-mall parking lot, swinging a mighty sword, cometh "Rowdy" Roddy Piper! And he gives a gutteral cry:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I sow darkness and discord until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"


--Rampaging through the mini-mall parking lot, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Bret "The Hitman" Hart! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"I'm going to torment you until you turn inside-out!!"


--Striding on the candy store, swinging a studded crowbar, cometh Rob Van Dam! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"I'm seriously going to flog you with such disregard for common sense, your momma won't recognize you!"


--Yea, verily: Who is that, running through the terrain! It is Chris Jericho, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a gutteral cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to **** you with such disregard for common sense, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!"


--Lo! Who is that, rampaging on the wasteland! It is "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He screams mightily:

"I'm going to pound you until you turn inside-out, and grin like a ****ing maniac!!!"

[raphael_is_cool]

- My username:

"Zang! Who is that, sprinting across the freeway! It is Raphael_is_cool, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a vengeful howl, his voice cometh:

(Nah I can't post it..it's not nice, damn thing)

- But I can for my real name:

Hark! Who is that, sprinting on the terrain, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He screams gutterally:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!"

- and my hotmail one makes me laugh:

Running on the steppes, swinging a meaty axe, cometh he! And he gives a mighty cry:

"I'm going to bludgeon you past the point of no return, then make toast!!"

[Relay]

Lo! Who is that, stalking on the cliffs! It is Relay, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a cruel bellow, his voice cometh:

"In the name of malice, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!"

Here's the one for my real name:

"This one's for you, mom! I bring darkness and mayhem until my glands are satisfied!"

[Voltron]

Running on the hotel lobby, carrying a mighty sword, cometh Sally Jesse Raphael! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"I'm seriously going to bludgeon you with such disregard for common sense, Buddha will explode!!"

[Splinter]

I like mine, it's using preferred RL alias:

Stalking over the hotel lobby, wielding a thorned whip, cometh Alexei! And he gives a booming bellow:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I lay waste to all I see like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"

[Meira-Bates]

^*still loves that one* ^.^

[That Matt Guy]

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling amidst the freeway! It is JFK, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with an ominous howl, his voice cometh:

"This one's for you, mom! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!!"

Sprinting across the hotel lobby, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Teddy Roosevelt! And he gives a low roar:

"You in some **** now, muhfuh! I shall avenge my ancestors!!!"

Running over the steppes, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh Zordon's Tube! And he gives a vengeful scream:

"I'm going to smack you into a fine spicy powder, and plug you into a power plant!!!"

[Leo656]

--Prowling over the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh Brian Pillman! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm going to bruise you until you spontaneously degenerate, and throw you out the window!"


--Running amidst the desert, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh Simba, Who Will One Day Be King! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"In the name of malice, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!"


--Prowling along the freeway, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh Scott Hall! And he gives a low grunt:

"I'm going to smash you into the stuff of nightmares!!"


--Rampaging over the desert, wielding a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Jason Voorhees! And he gives a gutteral howl:

"I'm going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!!!"


--Prowling on the terrain, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Freddy Kreuger! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!"


--Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting on the steppes! It is Leatherface, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He howls apocalyptically:

"I'm going to redefine your concept of 'playing hardball with the big boys'!!"


--Lo! Who is that, skulking out of the tarmac! It is Pinhead, Lord Of The Cenobytes, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with an ominous bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to **** you until you are hot and bothered, and grin like a ****ing maniac!!"


--Who is that, prowling over the tarmac! It is The Man They Call Sting, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I feel like chicken tonight!!!"


--Lo! Who is that, rampaging over the desert! It is "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with an ominous roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to clobber you into the fourth dimension!!"


--Stalking over the plains, swinging gilded boxing gloves, cometh Triple H! And he gives an ominous grunt:

"I'm going to contort you until Western Civilization implodes!!!"


--Zang! Who is that, skulking amidst the fields! It is Diamond Dallas Page, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a bloodthirsty roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to flog you for such a long time, you will drink poison and piss honey!!!"


--Prowling on the plains, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Raven! And he gives a cruel roar:

"This one's for you, mom! I tear into the enemy until there is no more hope!!!"


--Zang! Who is that, striding out of the terrain! It is Brock Lesnar, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He cries homicidally:

"I'm going to hump you into the stuff of nightmares, and plunge you into financial ruin!!!"


--Zang! Who is that, running out of the icy wasteland! It is The Undertaker, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to hump you until you acquire caulrophobia, and hijack your momma's airplane!"

[Mars-Chan]

My Gargoyles character:
"Who is that, rampaging amidst the icy wasteland! It is Moriah Star Windwalker, hands clutching a meaty axe! She cries homicidally:

"I'm going to smack you like a first grade teacher!!"

My MD:TAS female character
"Who is that, sprinting through the plains! It is Ariel Raye Tristan, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She howls ominously:

"I'm going to pummel you until you're a parapalegic!"

And my MD:TAS male character:
"Lo! Who is that, running along the candy store! It is Michael Moondancer Firewing, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He roars mightily:

"I'm going to beat the flaming sh** out of you!!!"

My X2 character:
"Rampaging over the hotel lobby, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a mighty sword, cometh Sonic Eagle! And she gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"I'm going to bruise you in such an inhumane manner, you will not be able to see straight!!"

Sounds just like her.....

I couldn't resist on this one:
"Lo! Who is that, sprinting out of the mini-mall parking lot! It is Kurt Wagner, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a booming bellow, his voice cometh:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I pillage like the world's mightiest bad-a**!!"
Nope...can't see it....

"Lo! Who is that, prowling out of the mini-mall parking lot! It is Kelly Joanne Draven, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a bloodthirsty grunt, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to beat you like a wrecking ball!!!"

[Raven]

lol I like these,
my first nam got
"I'm going to smack you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!"
my last got
"You in some **** now, muhfuh! I carve into flesh like a river of pure piranha!!"
lol those are good.
and my user name was
"I'm going to contort you so painfully, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!"

[Leo656]

--Sprinting over the freeway, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh Lex Luger! And he gives a low bellow:

"I'm going to smash you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!!!"


--Zang! Who is that, stalking through the plains! It is Silent Bob, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!!"


--Hark! Who is that, rampaging amidst the freeway! It is Jay Mewes, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a booming cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to bludgeon you with such wanton cruelty, your pets won't recognize you!!!"


--Zang! Who is that, skulking along the hotel lobby! It is Andre The Giant, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He howls apocalyptically:

"I'm going to **** you until the laws of physics are violated!!!"


--Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting across the mountains! It is Spider-Man, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a booming howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to **** you until you are unable to sit properly!!"


--Rampaging along the tundra, brandishing a meaty axe, cometh The Honky Tonk Man! And he gives a booming roar:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I lay waste to all I see like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!!"

[Caster_Troy]

Well as 'Raven' I got. :
Rampaging through the terrain, brandishing an oversized scalpel, cometh Raven! And she gives a booming howl:
"I'm going to punch you until you are hot and bothered, and add a notch to my bedpost!"

As Caster Tory I got:
Lo! Who is that, rampaging out of the terrain! It is Caster Troy, hands clutching a thorned whip! She cries thunderously:
"I'm going to smack you until I am off parole, and sever every head in sight!!!"

As Donna I got:
Running over the steppes, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Donna! And she gives an ominous roar:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!"

Lastly (and the best so far as I can tell) was the one I got when I used my real name, Cindy.
Running through the steppes, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a burning branch, cometh Cindy! And she gives a low howl:
"I'm going to f@ck you like a rabid gangsta b!tch!"

[Mars-Chan]

OK, here's one:
Who is that, running on the mountains! It is Ash, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a vengeful howl, his voice cometh:

"For the love of beatings, I bring darkness and mayhem until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"


Prowling along the terrain, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Ashe! And she gives a cruel howl:

"I'm seriously going to brutalize you beyond mortal comprehension!!!"

[Machias Banshee]

ROFL!!!

I saw this thread, read it, and just couldnt resist!

lesee...

User Name:
~Zang! Who is that, stalking amidst the terrain! It is Machias Banshee, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a cruel scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to brutalize you until the laws of physics are violated!!!"


First User Name:
~Prowling across the cliffs, clutching a thorned whip, cometh Machias! And she gives a booming grunt:

"For the love of beatings, I destroy all in my path until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"


Varied forms of RL Name:
~"As sure as predators devour prey, I bring darkness and mayhem like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!"

~"This one's for you, mom! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!"

~"I'm going to contort you so hard, you'll age fifty years!"


and my personal favorite..

Full User Name:
~Who is that, striding across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Machias Mae Banshee, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She cries homicidally:

"I'm going to spank you so hard, Buddha will explode!"

[Reznorite420]

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!"

How fitting, seeing as how I'm such a geek when it comes to classical mythology.

[Cascadia]

mine would be tough....anyone accepts the challenge???

[Machias Banshee]

Go ahead nad put yours up, Scifreak!!! this is so much fun...

[Leo33]

Drome name = "I'm going to torment you into the fast lane, and launch you into deep space!!!"

Real name = "I'm going to pulverize you until you purr like a b*!@# kittin!!"
I like that one better.

[MikesPizzaShack]

AOL name: "I'm seriously going to pummel you until the laws of physics are violated!!!"
Real: "As sure as predators devour prey, I lay waste to the landscape like a river of pure piranha!"
AIM:"I'm going to exfoliate you to the bone!!!"
Yahoo:"I'm going to punch you into the danger zone!!"
man i love this site

[Cascadia]

I very much live by Einstein's famous quotes.

"If we knew what we were doing, then it would be research"
"Knowledge is power but imagination is even more powerful"