What would you do to become a Ninja Turtle? - Page 2

~~Jarrah White~~ · 01-01-2004, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Benvenuto

Persuade Laird to add me to the storylines of all TMNT Universes.

Ever considered writing your own comics?

Anyway here's an idea; first I'd undergo surgery for the removal of the portion of my head that has all my hair, then have it cryogenically fozen. After that I'd handle a turtle and rub the mutagen into my skin. After mutating into a human turtle I'd under go another operation to have my hair reattached.

Nosferatu · 01-01-2004, 08:12 AM

All I can say about that, JW, is "ow!"

Is hair really that important? I mean, to go through all that pain to keep it? I usually shave my head to stubble so I don't have to deal with it. So I wouldn't mind not having hair.

~~Trunks~~ · 01-01-2004, 03:03 PM

Me to it sucks so I keep it nice and short.

**Kali** · 01-01-2004, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Kraul

Is hair really that important? I mean, to go through all that pain to keep it? I usually shave my head to stubble so I don't have to deal with it. So I wouldn't mind not having hair.

Hey, it's the only part of my physical self that's "pretty", and I'm very protective of it. All three feet of it.

*PizzaPower* · 01-01-2004, 04:52 PM

It would be cool if they have a contest where one lucky person can be on the new toon.

Nosferatu · 01-01-2004, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Kali

Hey, it's the only part of my physical self that's "pretty", and I'm very protective of it. All three feet of it.

Three feet? Holy crap, that's long.

*Hannah* · 01-01-2004, 05:19 PM

::shaves head, has shell implanted on spine, and gets tatooed whitish er stuffles:: ooowww.... those damn needles hurt...man.....But, i am a turtle!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Nosferatu · 01-01-2004, 05:21 PM

What about your fingers and toes? Gonna get them surgical stuck together to appear to be three fingers on each hand and two toes?

~~Jarrah White~~ · 01-01-2004, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Kraul

What about your fingers and toes? Gonna get them surgical stuck together to appear to be three fingers on each hand and two toes?

Why not have skin implanted around those fingers and nows...

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Originally Posted by kenai

::shaves head, has shell implanted on spine, and gets tatooed whitish er stuffles:: ooowww.... those damn needles hurt...man.....But, i am a turtle!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Any pictures?

*Taloniss* · 01-01-2004, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Kraul

What about your fingers and toes? Gonna get them surgical stuck together to appear to be three fingers on each hand and two toes?

Glue works wonders

*The Defibrillator* · 01-02-2004, 12:03 AM

Does anyone remember that ep of Batman Beyond a yr or 2 ago, where "splicing" was really popular?

If you don't know what I'm talking about, in the cartoon it was all the rage to get animal DNA shot into your bloodstream so you became part animal.

There was a guy with huge horns like a ram, a guy with scales and fangs, and there was even a guy who had gills and stuff. It was so sweet.

**Kali** · 01-02-2004, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenageMutantNinja Hobbit

Does anyone remember that ep of Batman Beyond a yr or 2 ago, where "splicing" was really popular?

Yeah, I remember that ep, and I loved the idea. Don't know if I would go that far if real TMNT weren't around, though.

View Poll Results: How would you turn yourself into a Ninja Turtle?
Remove all your hair, have a shell impanted to your spine and get tattooed green	3	23.08%
Undergo surgery for the removal of human skin/internal organs and have it all replaced with that of a turtle.	0	0%
Or simply inject yourself with turtle DNA and wait fror results?	5	38.46%
Other.	5	38.46%
Voters: 13. You may not vote on this poll

01-01-2004, 04:52 PM	#25
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01-01-2004, 05:19 PM	#27
Hannah Once more, with feeling! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 4,111	::shaves head, has shell implanted on spine, and gets tatooed whitish er stuffles:: ooowww.... those damn needles hurt...man.....But, i am a turtle!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! __________________

01-02-2004, 12:03 AM	#31
The Defibrillator Mad Scientist Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dee Eff Dubble You Posts: 1,631	Does anyone remember that ep of Batman Beyond a yr or 2 ago, where "splicing" was really popular? If you don't know what I'm talking about, in the cartoon it was all the rage to get animal DNA shot into your bloodstream so you became part animal. There was a guy with huge horns like a ram, a guy with scales and fangs, and there was even a guy who had gills and stuff. It was so sweet. __________________ My newest signature.

01-01-2004, 08:12 AM	#22
Nosferatu Hench Mutant Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 283	All I can say about that, JW, is "ow!" Is hair really that important? I mean, to go through all that pain to keep it? I usually shave my head to stubble so I don't have to deal with it. So I wouldn't mind not having hair.

01-01-2004, 03:03 PM	#23
~~Trunks~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: somewhere in time Posts: 198	Me to it sucks so I keep it nice and short.

01-01-2004, 05:21 PM	#28
Nosferatu Hench Mutant Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 283	What about your fingers and toes? Gonna get them surgical stuck together to appear to be three fingers on each hand and two toes?