Yo mama! - Page 2

*XERO* · 04-20-2004, 02:07 PM

Yo mama is so old, she's older than yo grandmama.

Albrecht · 04-20-2004, 02:13 PM

Yo mama is so fat, that she has more jelly rolls than a downtown bakery.

*kyabetsu* · 04-20-2004, 02:14 PM

yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.

Naruto · 04-20-2004, 02:23 PM

Yo mamma's so retarded, she thinks "yo mama" jokes are funny.

*raphael_is_cool* · 04-20-2004, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naruto

Yo mamma's so retarded, she thinks "yo mama" jokes are funny.

You, young man, out of this thread!

Naruto · 04-20-2004, 02:48 PM

Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

~~Jarrah White~~ · 04-20-2004, 03:38 PM

"This is some nice steel, hows about telling me who gave them to you?" "Yo Moma"

Naruto · 04-20-2004, 04:11 PM

Here is a good one

Yo' mama so fat, she jumped in the ocean and whales started singing "We Are Family!"

*XERO* · 04-21-2004, 09:09 AM

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*Dane E5R* · 04-21-2004, 11:12 PM

Yo momma's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."

Meira-Bates · 04-22-2004, 12:03 AM

Yo mama so hair and ugly that if she goes to get a make over they'll shave her head bald and cut her arse hair.

*tOkKa* · 04-22-2004, 02:43 AM

Quote:

HM: they'll shave her head bald and cut her arse hair.

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..hey.. she pays good money for those make overs!!

*Taloniss* · 04-22-2004, 08:15 AM

Yo mama is such a fat ass, when people walk by her, they go 'Damn, that's a big fat ass!'

*XERO* · 04-22-2004, 08:19 AM

Yo mama's teeth is so yellow, 'I Can't Believe It's Butter!'

*Taloniss* · 04-22-2004, 08:23 AM

Yo mama is so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice

Relay · 04-22-2004, 11:56 AM

Yo mama is so fat, she gets her blood pressure checked at the Jiffy Lube.

04-20-2004, 02:07 PM	#21
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Yo mama is so old, she's older than yo grandmama. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

04-20-2004, 02:13 PM	#22
Albrecht Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,073	Yo mama is so fat, that she has more jelly rolls than a downtown bakery. __________________

04-21-2004, 09:09 AM	#29
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

04-21-2004, 11:12 PM	#30
Dane E5R Mad Scientist Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Topeka, Kansas Posts: 1,602	Yo momma's so fat, her nickname is "Damn." __________________ http://www.luckyusshow.com

04-22-2004, 12:03 AM	#31
Meira-Bates Mad Scientist Join Date: May 2003 Location: an abandoned wearhouse Posts: 1,057	Yo mama so hair and ugly that if she goes to get a make over they'll shave her head bald and cut her arse hair. __________________ I'm also the winner of the award for being least likely to receive an award! O.o

04-20-2004, 02:14 PM	#23
kyabetsu Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under my hat Posts: 4,393	yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.

04-20-2004, 02:23 PM	#24
Naruto Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 464	Yo mamma's so retarded, she thinks "yo mama" jokes are funny.

04-20-2004, 02:48 PM	#26
Naruto Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 464	Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

04-20-2004, 03:38 PM	#27
~~Jarrah White~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 2,394	"This is some nice steel, hows about telling me who gave them to you?" "Yo Moma"

04-20-2004, 04:11 PM	#28
Naruto Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 464	Here is a good one Yo' mama so fat, she jumped in the ocean and whales started singing "We Are Family!"

04-22-2004, 08:15 AM	#33
Taloniss Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,819	Yo mama is such a fat ass, when people walk by her, they go 'Damn, that's a big fat ass!'

04-22-2004, 08:19 AM	#34
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Yo mama's teeth is so yellow, 'I Can't Believe It's Butter!' __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

04-22-2004, 08:23 AM	#35
Taloniss Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,819	Yo mama is so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice

04-22-2004, 11:56 AM	#36
Relay Hench Mutant Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: North Cacalacky Posts: 400	Yo mama is so fat, she gets her blood pressure checked at the Jiffy Lube.