On Da Drome (mp3 on page 4!!!) - Page 3

*Kid Icarus* · 10-10-2006, 07:37 PM

Haha, that was some good ****!

Ra · 10-15-2006, 05:24 AM

This is absolute gold

Now I want to do a spoof. Forgive me for this - I have an art assignment to do and I can't find any portraits to write about. Shmeh.
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"The 12 Immortal Members…+20 randoms"

The First Member on the forums who seems to be insane -
Is Krang the Adman.

The Second Member on the forums who seems to be insane -
Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle,
And Krang the Adman.

The Third Member on the forums who seems to be insane -
Dr. Doom (he hates Richards),
Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle,
And Krang the Adman.

The Fourth Member on the forums who seems to be insane -
GK, he changes names like woman change shoes,
Dr. Doom (he hates Richards),
Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle,
And Krang the Adman.

The Fifth Member on the forums who seems to be insane -
ANARKY!
GK, he changes names like woman change shoes,
Dr. Doom (he hates Richards),
Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle,
And Krang the Adman.

The Sixth Member on the forums who seems to be insane -
Jo Dawn wants to be a turtle-pirate,
ANARKY!
GK, he changes names like woman change shoes,
Dr. Doom (he hates Richards),
Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle,
And Krang the Adman.

The Seventh Member on the forums who seems to be insane -
Lain, he molests children,
Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench,
ANARKY!
GK, he changes names like woman change shoes,
Dr. Doom (he hates Richards),
Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle,
And Krang the Adman.

The Eighth Member on the forums who seems to be insane -
TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo,
Lain, he molests children,
Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench,
ANARKY!
GK, he changes names like woman change shoes,
Dr. Doom (he hates Richards),
Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle,
And Krang the Adman.

The Ninth Member on the forums who seems to be insane -
Matt, who gets wasted 24/7,
TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo,
Lain, he molests children,
Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench,
ANARKY!
GK, he changes names like woman change shoes,
Dr. Doom (he hates Richards),
Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle,
And Krang the Adman.

The Tenth Member on the forums who seems to be insane -
Barkworm, oh so crazy,
Matt, who gets wasted 24/7,
TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo,
Lain, he molests children,
Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench,
ANARKY!
GK, he changes names like woman change shoes,
Dr. Doom (he hates Richards),
Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle,
And Krang the Adman.

The Eleventh Member on the forums who seems to be insane -
Stryker, he kicks your @$$,
Barkworm, oh so crazy,
Matt, who gets wasted 24/7,
TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo,
Lain, he molests children,
Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench,
ANARKY!
GK, he changes names like woman change shoes,
Dr. Doom (he hates Richards),
Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle,
And Krang the Adman.

The Twelfth Member on the forums who seems to be insane -
Hannah, still hasn’t got her licence,
Stryker, he kicks your @$$,
Barkworm, oh so crazy,
Matt, who gets wasted 24/7,
TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo,
Lain, he molests children,
Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench,
ANARKY!
GK, he changes names like woman change shoes,
Dr. Doom (he hates Richards),
Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle,
And Krang the Adman.

The Fourteenth Member on the forums who seems to be insane –
KROW, forever witty,
Hannah, still hasn’t got her licence,
Stryker, he kicks your @$$,
Barkworm, oh so crazy,
Matt, who gets wasted 24/7,
TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo,
Lain, he molests children,
Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench,
ANARKY!
GK, he changes names like woman change shoes,
Dr. Doom (he hates Richards),
Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle,
And Krang the Adman.

The Fifteenth Member on the forums who seems to be insane -
Peanut, please don’t hurt me,
KROW, forever witty,
Hannah, still hasn’t got her licence,
Stryker, he kicks your @$$,
Barkworm, oh so crazy,
Matt, who gets wasted 24/7,
TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo,
Lain, he molests children,
Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench,
ANARKY!
GK, he changes names like woman change shoes,
Dr. Doom (he hates Richards),
Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle,
And Krang the Adman.

The Sixteenth Member on the forums who seems to be insane –
SPITFIRExDANTE!
Peanut, please don’t hurt me,
KROW, forever witty,
Hannah, still hasn’t got her licence,
Stryker, he kicks your @$$,
Barkworm, oh so crazy,
Matt, who gets wasted 24/7,
TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo,
Lain, he molests children,
Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench,
ANARKY!
GK, he changes names like woman change shoes,
Dr. Doom (he hates Richards),
Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle,
And Krang the Adman.

The Seventeenth Member on the forums who seems to be insane -
Katie, her hugs break my ribs,
SPITFIRExDANTE!
Peanut, please don’t hurt me,
KROW, forever witty,
Hannah, still hasn’t got her licence,
Stryker, he kicks your @$$,
Barkworm, oh so crazy,
Matt, who gets wasted 24/7,
TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo,
Lain, he molests children,
Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench,
ANARKY!
GK, he changes names like woman change shoes,
Dr. Doom (he hates Richards),
Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle,
And Krang the Adman.

The Eighteenth Member on the forums who seems to be insane -
Jester, brakes your funny bone,
Katie, her hugs break my ribs,
SPITFIRExDANTE!
Peanut, please don’t hurt me,
KROW, forever witty,
Hannah, still hasn’t got her licence,
Stryker, he kicks your @$$,
Barkworm, oh so crazy,
Matt, who gets wasted 24/7,
TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo,
Lain, he molests children,
Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench,
ANARKY!
GK, he changes names like woman change shoes,
Dr. Doom (he hates Richards),
Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle,
And Krang the Adman.

The Nineteenth Member on the forums who seems to be insane -
Masked Ninja, likes the letter “K”
Jester, brakes your funny bone,
Katie, her hugs break my ribs,
SPITFIRExDANTE!
Peanut, please don’t hurt me,
KROW, forever witty,
Hannah, still hasn’t got her licence,
Stryker, he kicks your @$$,
Barkworm, oh so crazy,
Matt, who gets wasted 24/7,
TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo,
Lain, he molests children,
Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench,
ANARKY!
GK, he changes names like woman change shoes,
Dr. Doom (he hates Richards),
Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle,
And Krang the Adman.

The Twentieth Member on the forums who seems to be insane -
Sewer Bull, he rules Poland,
Masked Ninja, likes the letter “K”
Jester, brakes your funny bone,
Katie, her hugs break my ribs,
SPITFIRExDANTE!
Peanut, please don’t hurt me,
KROW, forever witty,
Hannah, still hasn’t got her licence,
Stryker, he kicks your @$$,
Barkworm, oh so crazy,
Matt, who gets wasted 24/7,
TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo,
Lain, he molests children,
Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench,
ANARKY!
GK, he changes names like woman change shoes,
Dr. Doom (he hates Richards),
Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle,
And Krang the Adman.

The Twenty-First Member on the forums who seems to be insane -
Lone Turtle, he’s kinda lonely with his Booty,
Sewer Bull, he rules Poland,
Masked Ninja, likes the letter “K”
Jester, brakes your funny bone,
Katie, her hugs break my ribs,
SPITFIRExDANTE!
Peanut, please don’t hurt me,
KROW, forever witty,
Hannah, still hasn’t got her licence,
Stryker, he kicks your @$$,
Barkworm, oh so crazy,
Matt, who gets wasted 24/7,
TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo,
Lain, he molests children,
Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench,
ANARKY!
GK, he changes names like woman change shoes,
Dr. Doom (he hates Richards),
Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle,
And Krang the Adman.

The Twenty-Second Member on the forums who seems to be insane -
Mars-Chan = ANIME GOODNESS
Lone Turtle, he’s kinda lonely with his Booty,
Sewer Bull, he rules Poland,
Masked Ninja, likes the letter “K”
Jester, brakes your funny bone,
Katie, her hugs break my ribs,
SPITFIRExDANTE!
Peanut, please don’t hurt me,
KROW, forever witty,
Hannah, still hasn’t got her licence,
Stryker, he kicks your @$$,
Barkworm, oh so crazy,
Matt, who gets wasted 24/7,
TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo,
Lain, he molests children,
Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench,
ANARKY!
GK, he changes names like woman change shoes,
Dr. Doom (he hates Richards),
Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle,
And Krang the Adman.
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And before you ask - yes. My art assignment sucks that much.

*That Matt Guy* · 10-15-2006, 06:41 AM

The first time I read this thread I actually was drunk.

*Hannah* · 10-15-2006, 11:25 AM

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Lain, he molests children

Hahaha! True dat. TRUE DAT.

Quote:

Hannah, still hasn’t got her licence

But... I can't until I'm 16. D: I'm confused.

*Sewer Bull* · 10-15-2006, 11:35 AM

R-iZZy, your secret fans are waiting for your magnificent rapping performance.

The Lone Turtle · 10-16-2006, 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ra

Lone Turtle, he’s kinda lonely with his Booty,

I refuse to let the booty sigs die!

愛 · 10-16-2006, 09:42 AM

...did you miss the thirteenth one? I think you did.

And I don't molest children. That's Doom's job.

GOT 'EM!

*Sewer Bull* · 10-16-2006, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lain

...did you miss the thirteenth one? I think you did.

Or maybe she's just frigging superstitious.

Wha? "The Twentieth Member"? Why am I so low on the list?

*R-iZZy* · 10-16-2006, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sewer Bull

R-iZZy, your secret fans are waiting for your magnificent rapping performance.

LOL! I'm going to record on Wednesday, which is after my upcoming test, which I'm studying frantically on. But I did say I was going to do it... regardless of how embarrassed I'm going to be, afterward.

"On Da Drome"... to an MP3 player near you! Who's bringing sexy back? Who cares?! We're taking the Hot 100 by storm!!!

T-UNIIIIIIIIIT!!!!

Peanut · 10-16-2006, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R-iZZy

T-UNIIIIIIIIIT!!!!

Represent! Fo life, brotha!

And yes, that is the real G-Unit font.

*Dr. Doom* · 10-16-2006, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lain

...did you miss the thirteenth one? I think you did.

And I don't molest children. That's Doom's job.

GOT 'EM!

11 and over are "adolescents" tyvm

*Hannah* · 10-16-2006, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Doom

11 and over are "adolescents" tyvm

Die in an adolescent fire? >:[

Ra · 10-20-2006, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lain

...did you miss the thirteenth one? I think you did.

And I don't molest children. That's Doom's job.

GOT 'EM!

....

....I was half asleep, okay?

Shmeh.

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The Thirteenth Member on the forums who seems to be insane -
Jade Green - she hearts role playing
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There, slip that in whenever that is supposed to come up. I can't be stuffed editing my entire post right now

*Katie* · 10-21-2006, 01:37 PM

*HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS Ra*

*cracking of many ribs*

...and I'm going to love her and squeeze her and pet her and call her George

Ra · 10-21-2006, 10:37 PM

O_O

*weakly* Katie...Katie...can't...breathe!

*passes out*

*Dr. Doom* · 10-21-2006, 10:43 PM

Oh, good, she's passed out again -=Drags her off by the ankle=-

*Hannah* · 10-22-2006, 08:56 PM

That made me throw up a little in my mouth.

愛 · 10-22-2006, 10:44 PM

Way to take my phrase again, Hannah. Are you original at all?

Peanut · 10-22-2006, 11:24 PM

Dude, I've heard that like a million times! Don't call the kettle black you dirty pot.

*Hannah* · 10-22-2006, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lain

Way to take my phrase again, Hannah. Are you original at all?

...What? Since when is that yours?

10-15-2006, 05:24 AM	#42
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	This is absolute gold Now I want to do a spoof. Forgive me for this - I have an art assignment to do and I can't find any portraits to write about. Shmeh. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "The 12 Immortal Members…+20 randoms" The First Member on the forums who seems to be insane - Is Krang the Adman. The Second Member on the forums who seems to be insane - Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle, And Krang the Adman. The Third Member on the forums who seems to be insane - Dr. Doom (he hates Richards), Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle, And Krang the Adman. The Fourth Member on the forums who seems to be insane - GK, he changes names like woman change shoes, Dr. Doom (he hates Richards), Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle, And Krang the Adman. The Fifth Member on the forums who seems to be insane - ANARKY! GK, he changes names like woman change shoes, Dr. Doom (he hates Richards), Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle, And Krang the Adman. The Sixth Member on the forums who seems to be insane - Jo Dawn wants to be a turtle-pirate, ANARKY! GK, he changes names like woman change shoes, Dr. Doom (he hates Richards), Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle, And Krang the Adman. The Seventh Member on the forums who seems to be insane - Lain, he molests children, Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench, ANARKY! GK, he changes names like woman change shoes, Dr. Doom (he hates Richards), Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle, And Krang the Adman. The Eighth Member on the forums who seems to be insane - TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo, Lain, he molests children, Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench, ANARKY! GK, he changes names like woman change shoes, Dr. Doom (he hates Richards), Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle, And Krang the Adman. The Ninth Member on the forums who seems to be insane - Matt, who gets wasted 24/7, TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo, Lain, he molests children, Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench, ANARKY! GK, he changes names like woman change shoes, Dr. Doom (he hates Richards), Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle, And Krang the Adman. The Tenth Member on the forums who seems to be insane - Barkworm, oh so crazy, Matt, who gets wasted 24/7, TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo, Lain, he molests children, Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench, ANARKY! GK, he changes names like woman change shoes, Dr. Doom (he hates Richards), Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle, And Krang the Adman. The Eleventh Member on the forums who seems to be insane - Stryker, he kicks your @$$, Barkworm, oh so crazy, Matt, who gets wasted 24/7, TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo, Lain, he molests children, Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench, ANARKY! GK, he changes names like woman change shoes, Dr. Doom (he hates Richards), Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle, And Krang the Adman. The Twelfth Member on the forums who seems to be insane - Hannah, still hasn’t got her licence, Stryker, he kicks your @$$, Barkworm, oh so crazy, Matt, who gets wasted 24/7, TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo, Lain, he molests children, Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench, ANARKY! GK, he changes names like woman change shoes, Dr. Doom (he hates Richards), Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle, And Krang the Adman. The Fourteenth Member on the forums who seems to be insane – KROW, forever witty, Hannah, still hasn’t got her licence, Stryker, he kicks your @$$, Barkworm, oh so crazy, Matt, who gets wasted 24/7, TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo, Lain, he molests children, Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench, ANARKY! GK, he changes names like woman change shoes, Dr. Doom (he hates Richards), Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle, And Krang the Adman. The Fifteenth Member on the forums who seems to be insane - Peanut, please don’t hurt me, KROW, forever witty, Hannah, still hasn’t got her licence, Stryker, he kicks your @$$, Barkworm, oh so crazy, Matt, who gets wasted 24/7, TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo, Lain, he molests children, Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench, ANARKY! GK, he changes names like woman change shoes, Dr. Doom (he hates Richards), Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle, And Krang the Adman. The Sixteenth Member on the forums who seems to be insane – SPITFIRExDANTE! Peanut, please don’t hurt me, KROW, forever witty, Hannah, still hasn’t got her licence, Stryker, he kicks your @$$, Barkworm, oh so crazy, Matt, who gets wasted 24/7, TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo, Lain, he molests children, Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench, ANARKY! GK, he changes names like woman change shoes, Dr. Doom (he hates Richards), Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle, And Krang the Adman. The Seventeenth Member on the forums who seems to be insane - Katie, her hugs break my ribs, SPITFIRExDANTE! Peanut, please don’t hurt me, KROW, forever witty, Hannah, still hasn’t got her licence, Stryker, he kicks your @$$, Barkworm, oh so crazy, Matt, who gets wasted 24/7, TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo, Lain, he molests children, Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench, ANARKY! GK, he changes names like woman change shoes, Dr. Doom (he hates Richards), Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle, And Krang the Adman. The Eighteenth Member on the forums who seems to be insane - Jester, brakes your funny bone, Katie, her hugs break my ribs, SPITFIRExDANTE! Peanut, please don’t hurt me, KROW, forever witty, Hannah, still hasn’t got her licence, Stryker, he kicks your @$$, Barkworm, oh so crazy, Matt, who gets wasted 24/7, TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo, Lain, he molests children, Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench, ANARKY! GK, he changes names like woman change shoes, Dr. Doom (he hates Richards), Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle, And Krang the Adman. The Nineteenth Member on the forums who seems to be insane - Masked Ninja, likes the letter “K” Jester, brakes your funny bone, Katie, her hugs break my ribs, SPITFIRExDANTE! Peanut, please don’t hurt me, KROW, forever witty, Hannah, still hasn’t got her licence, Stryker, he kicks your @$$, Barkworm, oh so crazy, Matt, who gets wasted 24/7, TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo, Lain, he molests children, Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench, ANARKY! GK, he changes names like woman change shoes, Dr. Doom (he hates Richards), Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle, And Krang the Adman. The Twentieth Member on the forums who seems to be insane - Sewer Bull, he rules Poland, Masked Ninja, likes the letter “K” Jester, brakes your funny bone, Katie, her hugs break my ribs, SPITFIRExDANTE! Peanut, please don’t hurt me, KROW, forever witty, Hannah, still hasn’t got her licence, Stryker, he kicks your @$$, Barkworm, oh so crazy, Matt, who gets wasted 24/7, TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo, Lain, he molests children, Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench, ANARKY! GK, he changes names like woman change shoes, Dr. Doom (he hates Richards), Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle, And Krang the Adman. The Twenty-First Member on the forums who seems to be insane - Lone Turtle, he’s kinda lonely with his Booty, Sewer Bull, he rules Poland, Masked Ninja, likes the letter “K” Jester, brakes your funny bone, Katie, her hugs break my ribs, SPITFIRExDANTE! Peanut, please don’t hurt me, KROW, forever witty, Hannah, still hasn’t got her licence, Stryker, he kicks your @$$, Barkworm, oh so crazy, Matt, who gets wasted 24/7, TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo, Lain, he molests children, Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench, ANARKY! GK, he changes names like woman change shoes, Dr. Doom (he hates Richards), Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle, And Krang the Adman. The Twenty-Second Member on the forums who seems to be insane - Mars-Chan = ANIME GOODNESS Lone Turtle, he’s kinda lonely with his Booty, Sewer Bull, he rules Poland, Masked Ninja, likes the letter “K” Jester, brakes your funny bone, Katie, her hugs break my ribs, SPITFIRExDANTE! Peanut, please don’t hurt me, KROW, forever witty, Hannah, still hasn’t got her licence, Stryker, he kicks your @$$, Barkworm, oh so crazy, Matt, who gets wasted 24/7, TMB, he wants to marry Nintendo, Lain, he molests children, Jo Dawn thinks she is a wrench, ANARKY! GK, he changes names like woman change shoes, Dr. Doom (he hates Richards), Ben, who thinks he’s a turtle, And Krang the Adman. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And before you ask - yes. My art assignment sucks that much. __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

10-15-2006, 11:35 AM	#45
Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	R-iZZy, your secret fans are waiting for your magnificent rapping performance. __________________ Soooo... THIS* is how you spend your free time now?!*

10-21-2006, 01:37 PM	#54
Katie Just...way too serious. Join Date: May 2005 Location: purgatory Posts: 3,519	HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS Ra cracking of many ribs ...and I'm going to love her and squeeze her and pet her and call her George __________________ THE WORLD IS JUST AWESOME

10-21-2006, 10:37 PM	#55
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	O_O weakly Katie...Katie...can't...breathe! passes out __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

10-21-2006, 10:43 PM	#56
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	Oh, good, she's passed out again -=Drags her off by the ankle=- __________________ I love you, Pickle.

10-10-2006, 07:37 PM	#41
Kid Icarus Foot Elite Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Angel Land Posts: 4,150	Haha, that was some good ****!

10-15-2006, 06:41 AM	#43
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	The first time I read this thread I actually was drunk.

10-16-2006, 09:42 AM	#47
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	...did you miss the thirteenth one? I think you did. And I don't molest children. That's Doom's job. GOT 'EM!

10-22-2006, 08:56 PM	#57
Hannah Once more, with feeling! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 4,111	That made me throw up a little in my mouth. __________________

10-22-2006, 10:44 PM	#58
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Way to take my phrase again, Hannah. Are you original at all?

10-22-2006, 11:24 PM	#59
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	Dude, I've heard that like a million times! Don't call the kettle black you dirty pot.