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Life's been normal. Champagne, caviar, beautiful cars and fast women... ... errr... I meant fast cars and beautiful women. Yeah. That's what I originally meant. Quote:
... Awwwww. This is so cute. I... I... I'm speechless. I didn't know anything! *holds clinging Ruko in the moonlight* Just don't rush yourself. We've got the whole time in the world. Quote:
NOTHING, I say.
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It's pretty quiet in there ... everything okay?
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All my fans have left me.
Apart from that, everything's just fine. ... *SOB*
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05-12-2007, 03:04 PM
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*peeks out from the bushes* What are you talking about? I thought we were playing a hardcore game of Hide & Seek? *squeezes Bully*
Don't worry hun, I'm still here to stalk yo---er, I mean, uh..... 
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05-12-2007, 08:36 PM
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Bull, I wanna save the world.......how should I do it?
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... WHAT? You cannot save the whole wide world. But if you saved one person, it's like you'd save the whole world. One's world. With all its passions, memories, boundaries and eternal hopes. And I'm starving here right now. So a sammich could come in handy.
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Dear Sewer Bull.
I have a very good friend of mine, a VERY good friend of mine, whom I trusted and loved. I never tried to know where he was going late at night, or never asked when he'd come back not wanting any of my love... Now, I started having some doubts... So I decided to investigate a little... and just found out how a pathetic, low life, not worthy, son of a ..., mother f****r, cheater he was... So, my question is, what do you think I should do ? Dear BB...
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Dear Sliced,
I'm sorry to hear about your friend. What a frigging bum. Unfaithful friends like that should be punished. Let him enjoy the inhuman pain he caused to you. Castrate the bastard and make him eat his own sinister organs. And then rape him with a red hot iron pole. And that for a start only. Best wishes, Your friend forever, Sewer Bull. P.S. Don't come to me today. I won a trip to Honolulu and I'm leaving tonight. But you don't have to drive me to the airport. No no no no. Absolutely no need for that. I can take care of myself. *rushes to the airport for his plane to Antananarivo*
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05-13-2007, 06:19 PM
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I just want the world to be a better place...I'm tired of all the negativity and violence.
Have fun in Hawaii.....do you think you could look for good honeymoon spots for me? I'm thinking I might need to know in the next few years. |
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I'm going to be all negative and violent if I don't get that sammich.
About your honeymoon spots... When your significant other is close to you, the place of honeymoon is not really that important. Thus spake Sewerbullstra. And BTW: Spoiler:
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I know Malagasy stuff pretty well....they have the CUTEST ground geckos there....
*cuts the crust off your reuben sandwich, with all the sour kraut oozing out and the swiss cheese all melty and the corned beef just so* There, happy?????? Maybe me and B. can go to Madagascar. I'll need you to look up good honeymoon spots there, too. (in all reality.....I'll be happy with a couple weeks off work siting at home for a honeymoon. No need to wast alot of money on junk like that...and a ring...and a dress...and ice swans....) |
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Not bad woman, but my Momma did 'em better. And I'm not going to Madagascar to rest and recuperate. I'm going there to hide myself from a hurt lover. Quote:
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I had a question...but I just thought of a better one. I saw a show about this man and woman with 16 kids and one more on the way.....yet the grocery bill was only $150 a week. How the hell do they do that??? Last edited by Katie; 05-14-2007 at 09:36 PM. |
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I belong to the world. And everyone deserves having me forf five minutes. But no more. Quote:
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Dear BB,
Sorry for interupting, but you never call or send flowers any more and you never come by after your workout sessions with you know who. I'm not asking for the world but I needed to know ... did I wrong you? Did I hurt your feelings? Did I burn your blueberry muffins again? Tell me, please, I miss you!
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yeah!
um, so anyway I think my deoderant must not be working because my friends have totally disowned me.......and my mom layed it on thick about having grandchildren when I drove down for a visit on Saturday. I feel like the biggest pile of bull hockey you could possibly imagine. My mom is the best in the world. she'll make an AWESOME grandma. It made me cry (literally) all the way home because she might not ever get to be one. I've had a really ****** few weeks. Help me smile again. 
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SEWEY BULLEY AND THE BANG BANG GANG! *appears in fumes, wearing a white gown, a pink wig and a violet feather boa. The Bang Bang Gang, consisting of Bunny, Ra, Ruko, Benvenuto, Jester and Sliced, enters the stage. Guys stands on the left, gals on the right. The guys are in suits, the girls are in beautiful 50s-like dresses* *takes a mike and strongly puffs at it which causes Spawny the technician to go deaf for a few seconds* *lights!* *starts singing* Sewey Bulley: Does he love me, I wanna know How can I tell if he loves me so? The Bang Bang Gang guys: Is it in his eyes? Oh, no, you'll be decieved The Bang Bang Gang gals: Is it in his sighs? Oh, no he'll make believe If you wanna know *shakes his hips* The Bang Bang Gang guys and gals: [Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop] *clap altogether* If he loves you so [Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop] It's in his kiss [That's where it is, oh yeah] Or is it in his face? *points at them*OH no, it's just his charms In his warm embrace? *waves his arms*OH no, that's just his arms If you wanna know *swing his hips* [Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop] If he loves you so [Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop] It's in his kiss [That's where it is, oh yeah] Oh, tt's in his kiss [That's where it is, oh yeah]
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A shell of a good hit!
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Bully,
Where are my pants?! *taps foot* -Ruko
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We were just extremely busy. Errr... I mean... I was just extremely busy. You know, taking care of my garden, getting rid of those nasty weeds, wrestling a hose... ... Errr... wielding a hose, I mean. Right. Quote:
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Ok...this is important....seriously.
What should I wear to Slammiversary tonight? I have REALLY good seats and I wanna look nice if you can see me on TV   
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