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For causing a ruckus?
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Hench Mutant
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Nope
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Space Knight
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He had to! No one could get the Puck out!
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Why Did The Courageous Genghis Frog jump off the Thirty-Story building ?
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幸 - 愛 - 思う
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What do turtles use to communicate?
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Mad Scientist
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What's the Slogan for The Turtle's War on Crime ?
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Why was the abbey afraid of Michelangelo?
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Mad Scientist
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What does Shredder Cry when he gets Hurt ?
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That whack job behind you
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something the censors wouldn't allow.
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One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.
The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes. Bear, you go first." The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female." For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that. It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well." The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle. For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female." The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish that the bear was gay." |
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40 Years of TMNT
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Haha thats great but these are supposed to be TMNT riddles! D'oh!
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