What ever happened to Dawn of the Ninja?

[Leo656]

Originally Posted by AquaParade

TMNT is an awesome property.

Man, if only saying stuff over and over again made it true, I'd have a 14-inch penis.

.... I mean, I do. I DO HAVE A 14-INCH PENIS GOD DAMMIT!

[AquaParade]

A 14-inch He-Man.

[Andrew NDB]

Man, if she's like a stealth high class hooker... putting your kids in your pics? That's disgusting.

It's got to be something weird, though. I'm looking at all of her little articles she links from her site to basically nonsense websites. All of them are the same -- a lot of words to say nothing at all.

[oldmanwinters]

Originally Posted by Jester

My wife and I recently watched a documentary about the lady who created Barney the dinosaur and it revealed that her son kind of went nuts having to be Barney's older brother and that the guy that plays Barney studied the Tantra and is now a tantric sex guru. All that to say movies about the crazy background of something like this seem to be making the rounds so maybe just maybe he'll actually make a movie about the failed production of his stupid Ninja Turtle movie / comic

The premise of this is actually sound...

Originally Posted by AquaParade

Well the premise of all three are no more ridiculous than an acid trip, but the turtles being born into a cycle of revenge, and being the only type of their kind, is awesome.

Decorate it with gritty New York streets, ninjas, mutants, science-fiction and you have something awesome.

And the meta of it is cool too - two artists meet, create something on their own, make it happen, and reap the rewards, while maintaining control for longer than most.

Whereas He-Man was just made to make toys and could have apparently just as well ended up as a Spaceman or a soldier. Where's the passion?
And that feeds into the fiction - it's based in a need to sell toys. That just doesn't produce as great of results, which is why the franchise is largely dormant, I suppose.

TMNT is an awesome property. Don't blame it for the unmentionable fans and the strange things they do.

At any number of points in awkward online fandom engagements, I have found that reminding myself of the sage old advice "I like Turtles" can keep my chill throughout many a storm.

[AquaParade]

Originally Posted by oldmanwinters

The premise of this is actually sound...


At any number of points in awkward online fandom engagements, I have found that reminding myself of the sage old advice "I like Turtles" can keep my chill throughout many a storm.

Ah, "fight fire with fire", as it were.

[Prowler]

Well, there are indeed a lot of weirdos in the TMNT fandom.

But I'd say the anime/manga fandom and the wrestling fandom are worse overall. The anime fandom has very unsavoury stereotypes that sadly even a lot of well-adjusted fans have to deal with from society. The wrestling fandom... hardcore wrestling fans are just dumb and angry people, seriously.

[Leo656]

Originally Posted by AquaParade

A 14-inch He-Man.

I'm pretty sure He-Man would actually pack 14 but Prince Adam probably has to get by with half that or less. Probably depends on the canon.

Originally Posted by Prowler

The wrestling fandom... hardcore wrestling fans are just dumb and angry people, seriously.

You forgot Fat.

Dude no joke if I stocked XXXL shirts I would've sold out in four months. I can't even afford to get those made but they're the only size anyone at a wrestling show can f*cking fit into. It's f*cking madness.

[Vegita-San]

Originally Posted by AquaParade

Now that he realizes she was/is insane, his thing is "I'm telling you man, don't date hot girls", as if I never have dated a hot girl lol. Seems like an attempt at a jab, tbh.
I'm thinking "bro, no, I have and will, just don't date a hot/crazy girl. Or at least don't marry her."

I've only been on a few dates, pathetic I know..but the first one was and still is hot and the one that got away. Mostly cause of my insecurities and mostly because we met too soon in life . we get along much better now, being older, she's still hot, but sadly long married .


one of the last attempts was with a hot, semi crazy girl. she spent most of our dinner talking about her ex boyfriend, who we both knew. and kept on focusing on him for a while long after he moved on. kind of glad that one didn't work out soured me on girls named amber .

[Prowler]

I didn't even know who the hell thse people were before opening this thread. I'm neither happy or sad that this failed. The situation seems messy and I don't think I can fully grasp it.

Originally Posted by AquaParade

Why the hate?

I mean, it's pretty goofy and naive, but the intentions were good and they shot for the moon.

But, oh man: The "hot wife" defense sure is painful. Buddy of mind did the same thing before she cheated on him with the best man.
Seemed like he was compensating when he found out a group of us were vacationing in Japan, and went on a social media binge of "hot wife, cool life", to make himself feel better, in my mind at least. The timing and behavior seemed to match up.

Then that happened.

It was sort of a "revenge of the nerd" scenario, in which he ended up with someone he felt was really hot, after not having much success, and gained some pride from that fact. I mean, she wasn't actually hot though, imo, but it's subjective.

Now that he realizes she was/is insane, his thing is "I'm telling you man, don't date hot girls", as if I never have dated a hot girl lol. Seems like an attempt at a jab, tbh.
I'm thinking "bro, no, I have and will, just don't date a hot/crazy girl. Or at least don't marry her."

But a lot of hot girls happen to be crazy.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[oldmanwinters]

Originally Posted by Prowler

But a lot of hot girls happen to be crazy.

[frank_one]

Being an European I had to convert inches to centimeters to understand how massive a 14 inch dick is. My lord! My life would have been a totally different experience with something like that.

[Leo656]

Right? You could finally nail chicks as hot as Tori Black.

Tori Black loves 14-inch penis. Bless her heart (and gaping orifices).

[Coola Yagami]

You could be in porn with a pecker like that

Whenever Ron Jeremy applied for the job the hiring dude was like 'you're old, short, fat, bald and ugly. Why would we hire you?' then he whipped it out and the dude was like 'you're hired'.

[Leo656]

Shockingly, he wasn't fat, bald or (as) ugly when he started; dude's a lot older than people think.

At first he was a Typical Porn Guy but then once he realized that he could just skate by on the size of his peckah he immediately said "F*ck It" and let himself go. Which I guess makes sense. *I* could never be that much of a lazy slob and I could never stand to look at myself, but most guys only go to the gym to try and score hot chicks anyway, and if you're already banging hot chicks without doing all that then why go to the gym and diet and kill yourself, y'know? I think 99% of guys would let themselves go completely to sh*t if they knew they were guaranteed to still f*ck hot 20-something chicks every day.

It's not a path I could follow but I understand and almost respect it.

[Prowler]

I can't help but notice that a lot of the discussions here end up leading to porn and lesbians.

[Leo656]

F*cking GOOD.

F*ck else are we gonna talk about? Goddamn Ninja Turtles?

Fine, I'll bite. "My Turtle could beat up Your Turtle, red masks bettuh than colored masks hurrr-duuuuurrrrrrrr!" There, we covered every f*cking conceivable topic, for the 850th time no less.

You're a good egg, pal.

[Andrew NDB]

[Coola Yagami]

Originally Posted by Leo656

F*cking GOOD.

F*ck else are we gonna talk about? Goddamn Ninja Turtles?

Fine, I'll bite. "My Turtle could beat up Your Turtle, red masks bettuh than colored masks hurrr-duuuuurrrrrrrr!" There, we covered every f*cking conceivable topic, for the 850th time no less.

You're a good egg, pal.

My red-mask turtle beats your multi-color turtle, and 80's April's butt is nicer and 2K3 April's butt.

[Leo656]

At least 4Kids April had the decency to show her asscrack.

[AquaParade]

She wore the same pants every day, I wouldn’t stand in the same room as that crack.