The Mystery of the Mango - Page 6

**Nturtle** · 10-27-2002, 01:51 PM

Great I'm a minor character *pouts*

**Kali** · 10-27-2002, 03:33 PM

Oh, you know I didn't mean it like that. I'm included in that group too, ya know. Well, if they semi-worship Azure, I guess there's a place in their pantheon for us too, right? Wonder what our roles are.

**Nturtle** · 10-27-2002, 04:50 PM

probebley somewhere along the lines of side kicks, aquantices, helpers and of course villans

**azure turtle** · 10-27-2002, 07:13 PM

Geez... All this talk about me is making me nervous. Stop that!

Let's talk about the legendary Nturtle and his journeys in the ventilator shafts of Mangoria.

*Storm Wolf* · 10-27-2002, 07:20 PM

*walks up to Nturtle in little girl form and tugs at his fingers*
oooo....teel me pwease abowt your adevntours!
*sits indian styl in front of Nturtle and continues to lick her lollipop*

**Nturtle** · 10-27-2002, 08:33 PM

*takes out a big pipe and rocking chair* well little girl... it all began long ago in my youthul pursuit for adventure and glory. I got lost on the path and missed the bridge or Irco in a massive storm. Dazed, hungry and lost I stumbled forwrd unknowingly now only trying to stay alive... It was cold and wet I felt heavy and ached all over. but I pressed on until I stumbled across an anchient Noopo path, a race of intellegent llama like creatures who after many years of war had long since dissapeared... I followed the beaten up path, lacking any other direction to go. It led me to the home of a heroic 1964 cattillac who gave me food and a map. But the night I was staying with him a band of monsterous pears assaulted the home killing my new friend. I ran as far as I could, but they followed me in hot pursit. thats when I found a last hope, the ventilator shaft of Mangoria. Climbing in I decived the pears and crawled away. but my troubles had just started....

After many days of heroic efforts I realized I was really freckin' lost....
so I buckled up and countinued crawling, only leading myself deeper ino the labeinth!! I then reached a fork in the ventilator, 3 diffrent paths to take, I intitially took the path to the left, oh what a fool I was!! Only 5 feet inward, the shaft turned into a gigantic turtle eating penguin!! I being the higly trained proffessional I am, quickly analyzed the situation, looking for weak points in my enemy and analyizing my position I saw only one solution, I ran around in circles screaming like a little girl... yes it was only what any noble warrior would do. But strategy was futile on the beast, it snached me off the ground and poped me into its mouth like one would do to a kernel of popcorn.

Soon I found my self covered in Penguin digestive fluids and acids, one of the grossest experiences of my life. Well at least thats what I thought until I came out of the penquin (no further explentation nessicary) I fled the scene as soon as I got out and even all the baths in the world have not completely gotten rid of the smell. But the ventilator shafts of Mangoria are not kind!! Only the tough survive, the kind of tough like getting beaten down by an entire varsity football team armed with cricket bats kind of tough... which is precisely what happened next.

But I wasn't ready to give up yet, I wasn't about to crawl up into my shell. I crawled through those ventilators for days, weeks, months, I lost track of time at all, there was no sunlight and the air stunk of dust, corpses and penguin guano. In my pursuit of adventure though I had only run into misfortunes, misfortunes which had not yet ended at all as I learned when enountering my own deepest personal fear: Sumo Winston Churchill armed to the brink with yak hair whips.

This was not a battle which I will ever forget, those yak hairs still sting today!! and even all the blows I layed on him were to no avail, his fat gelatinous stomach absorved my punches and kicks causing racist slurs to spill out of his mouth. conventional attacks were inneffective, I had to rethink my strategy... I took my most prized weapon, the ballistic play-doh hamster and, flung it into my enemy's mouth as more right wing rhetoric was spilling out. Blew him into smitheriens.

With the explosion a hole was made in the wall, which opened up into this magical place called "the technodrome forums" and so since I have dwelt. But the restless heart of an adventure still beats in me, and may it beat in you too child. And for generations to come may it always remain.

the End.

**Kali** · 10-27-2002, 09:41 PM

Ooh, I know my role! I'm Azure's loyal, charming, would-be seducer, friend. I am the only being capable of resisting the mango's power. Therefore, I am the voice of reason. I am also the temptress trying to lead Azure astray from his bright mango path with promises of power and pleasure. However, I do this only because I believe it would be in his best intrest. I have many aspects, many faces, like any true goddess of myth.

*Storm Wolf* · 10-27-2002, 09:43 PM

*looks at Nturtle with her bright sparkling eyes*
Awwww....dat was a nice stowy mr. tortle, I will nevew forrget it!
*runs off to play with the other younguns and share her experience with Nturtle*

**Nturtle** · 10-28-2002, 02:41 PM

run along child... *smokes his pipe and looks thoughtfully at playing children and setting sun*

Where would I fall, hmmm... maybe as a supporting character who every so often gets involved and gets in trouble. But generally has good intentions and can get grumpy

Storm Owl · 10-28-2002, 03:41 PM

Uh huh.......

Spike The Xenomorph · 10-28-2002, 03:42 PM

Tell us ugain!

Pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez?

*Begins pouting & steals Nturtle's pipe*

Yummy! *Eats the pipe*

*Gives Nturtle a small piece of the pipe back*

Thanx!

You shouldn't be smoking, ya know! Bad influence on the kids!

**Nturtle** · 10-28-2002, 05:57 PM

yes cigrettes and drugs are bad for you children, but when you reach my age you can smoke big pipes to look wise and retrospective

I will tell another story of my journies when I have too much free time again

**azure turtle** · 10-28-2002, 06:18 PM

Wow! That was quite an amazing tale, Nturtle! So that's how you ended up in the Technodrome... Weird, eh?

I think Kali's description matches her well. Now I must flee before she can come up with any ideas.

*runs away*

*Skeletoncrew* · 10-28-2002, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kali

Ooh, I know my role! I'm Azure's loyal, charming, would-be seducer, friend. I am the only being capable of resisting the mango's power. Therefore, I am the voice of reason. I am also the temptress trying to lead Azure astray from his bright mango path with promises of power and pleasure. However, I do this only because I believe it would be in his best intrest. I have many aspects, many faces, like any true goddess of myth.

*Ahem* I for one, do not like mangos. You're not the ONLY one around here capable of resisting their power. You're also not the only temptress.

Spike The Xenomorph · 10-28-2002, 06:27 PM

Mangos are good!

They are delish & nutrish! Taste just like chicken!

They help yer bones grow big and strong

*Skeletoncrew* · 10-28-2002, 06:31 PM

Mangos taste like pine trees! Yuck!

Spike The Xenomorph · 10-28-2002, 06:32 PM

Pine thees.........................................ahhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......................... .....................*drooling*

**Kali** · 10-28-2002, 06:54 PM

Ah, yes, I forgot that SC matches that discription as well. Ah, figures like us often show up in pairs or more in mythology anyway.

Spike The Xenomorph · 10-28-2002, 06:55 PM

??? ok?

**Nturtle** · 10-28-2002, 07:45 PM

how can you not like mangos!!!???!!!

they are so yummy and scrumptious!!! they don't tast a bit like pine trees, sure some mangos grown here is florida and mexico aren't great bbut try Alphonzo mangos!!!!

YUM!!!

10-27-2002, 01:51 PM	#101
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	Great I'm a minor character pouts __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

10-27-2002, 04:50 PM	#103
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	probebley somewhere along the lines of side kicks, aquantices, helpers and of course villans __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

10-27-2002, 07:13 PM	#104
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	Geez... All this talk about me is making me nervous. Stop that! Let's talk about the legendary Nturtle and his journeys in the ventilator shafts of Mangoria. __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

10-27-2002, 08:33 PM	#106
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	takes out a big pipe and rocking chair well little girl... it all began long ago in my youthul pursuit for adventure and glory. I got lost on the path and missed the bridge or Irco in a massive storm. Dazed, hungry and lost I stumbled forwrd unknowingly now only trying to stay alive... It was cold and wet I felt heavy and ached all over. but I pressed on until I stumbled across an anchient Noopo path, a race of intellegent llama like creatures who after many years of war had long since dissapeared... I followed the beaten up path, lacking any other direction to go. It led me to the home of a heroic 1964 cattillac who gave me food and a map. But the night I was staying with him a band of monsterous pears assaulted the home killing my new friend. I ran as far as I could, but they followed me in hot pursit. thats when I found a last hope, the ventilator shaft of Mangoria. Climbing in I decived the pears and crawled away. but my troubles had just started.... After many days of heroic efforts I realized I was really freckin' lost.... so I buckled up and countinued crawling, only leading myself deeper ino the labeinth!! I then reached a fork in the ventilator, 3 diffrent paths to take, I intitially took the path to the left, oh what a fool I was!! Only 5 feet inward, the shaft turned into a gigantic turtle eating penguin!! I being the higly trained proffessional I am, quickly analyzed the situation, looking for weak points in my enemy and analyizing my position I saw only one solution, I ran around in circles screaming like a little girl... yes it was only what any noble warrior would do. But strategy was futile on the beast, it snached me off the ground and poped me into its mouth like one would do to a kernel of popcorn. Soon I found my self covered in Penguin digestive fluids and acids, one of the grossest experiences of my life. Well at least thats what I thought until I came out of the penquin (no further explentation nessicary) I fled the scene as soon as I got out and even all the baths in the world have not completely gotten rid of the smell. But the ventilator shafts of Mangoria are not kind!! Only the tough survive, the kind of tough like getting beaten down by an entire varsity football team armed with cricket bats kind of tough... which is precisely what happened next. But I wasn't ready to give up yet, I wasn't about to crawl up into my shell. I crawled through those ventilators for days, weeks, months, I lost track of time at all, there was no sunlight and the air stunk of dust, corpses and penguin guano. In my pursuit of adventure though I had only run into misfortunes, misfortunes which had not yet ended at all as I learned when enountering my own deepest personal fear: Sumo Winston Churchill armed to the brink with yak hair whips. This was not a battle which I will ever forget, those yak hairs still sting today!! and even all the blows I layed on him were to no avail, his fat gelatinous stomach absorved my punches and kicks causing racist slurs to spill out of his mouth. conventional attacks were inneffective, I had to rethink my strategy... I took my most prized weapon, the ballistic play-doh hamster and, flung it into my enemy's mouth as more right wing rhetoric was spilling out. Blew him into smitheriens. With the explosion a hole was made in the wall, which opened up into this magical place called "the technodrome forums" and so since I have dwelt. But the restless heart of an adventure still beats in me, and may it beat in you too child. And for generations to come may it always remain. the End. __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

10-28-2002, 02:41 PM	#109
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	run along child... smokes his pipe and looks thoughtfully at playing children and setting sun Where would I fall, hmmm... maybe as a supporting character who every so often gets involved and gets in trouble. But generally has good intentions and can get grumpy __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

10-27-2002, 03:33 PM	#102
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Oh, you know I didn't mean it like that. I'm included in that group too, ya know. Well, if they semi-worship Azure, I guess there's a place in their pantheon for us too, right? Wonder what our roles are.

10-27-2002, 09:41 PM	#107
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Ooh, I know my role! I'm Azure's loyal, charming, would-be seducer, friend. I am the only being capable of resisting the mango's power. Therefore, I am the voice of reason. I am also the temptress trying to lead Azure astray from his bright mango path with promises of power and pleasure. However, I do this only because I believe it would be in his best intrest. I have many aspects, many faces, like any true goddess of myth.

10-28-2002, 03:41 PM	#110
Storm Owl Mouser Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 9	oh brother Uh huh....... __________________ Torturing poor defenseless animals is FUN! BURN!

10-28-2002, 03:42 PM	#111
Spike The Xenomorph Stone Warrior Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Hive Posts: 517	haha Tell us ugain! Pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez? Begins pouting & steals Nturtle's pipe Yummy! Eats the pipe Gives Nturtle a small piece of the pipe back Thanx! You shouldn't be smoking, ya know! Bad influence on the kids! __________________ Pointless sayings: "If at first you don't succeed, hack and hack again!" - Cream The Rabbit

10-28-2002, 05:57 PM	#112
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	yes cigrettes and drugs are bad for you children, but when you reach my age you can smoke big pipes to look wise and retrospective I will tell another story of my journies when I have too much free time again __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

10-28-2002, 06:18 PM	#113
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	Wow! That was quite an amazing tale, Nturtle! So that's how you ended up in the Technodrome... Weird, eh? I think Kali's description matches her well. Now I must flee before she can come up with any ideas. runs away __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

10-28-2002, 06:27 PM	#115
Spike The Xenomorph Stone Warrior Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Hive Posts: 517	ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Mangos are good! They are delish & nutrish! Taste just like chicken! They help yer bones grow big and strong __________________ Pointless sayings: "If at first you don't succeed, hack and hack again!" - Cream The Rabbit

10-28-2002, 06:31 PM	#116
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	Children taste just like chicken, mangos don't. Mangos taste like pine trees! Yuck! __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

10-28-2002, 06:32 PM	#117
Spike The Xenomorph Stone Warrior Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Hive Posts: 517	what? Pine thees.........................................ahhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......................... .....................drooling __________________ Pointless sayings: "If at first you don't succeed, hack and hack again!" - Cream The Rabbit

10-28-2002, 06:54 PM	#118
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Ah, yes, I forgot that SC matches that discription as well. Ah, figures like us often show up in pairs or more in mythology anyway.

10-28-2002, 06:55 PM	#119
Spike The Xenomorph Stone Warrior Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Hive Posts: 517	yeah................... ??? ok? __________________ Pointless sayings: "If at first you don't succeed, hack and hack again!" - Cream The Rabbit

10-28-2002, 07:45 PM	#120
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	how can you not like mangos!!!???!!! they are so yummy and scrumptious!!! they don't tast a bit like pine trees, sure some mangos grown here is florida and mexico aren't great bbut try Alphonzo mangos!!!! YUM!!! __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.