The Mystery of the Mango

Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan · 10-16-2002, 05:35 PM

Okay, I have a question for all you veterans of these forums.

What is up with the mango? Why is a mango given to the new members? Why do only certain people get to hand them out? How many posts do you have to have posted before you earn that privledge?

I am not saying this in a negative way, but I am curious as to how this all started.

I want to be able to hand out mangoes, too! *Stamps feet like a four-year old*

"You fell for the oldest trick in these here swamps!" - Leatherhead, from "Leatherhead: Terror of the Swamp"

*heretic888* · 10-16-2002, 05:37 PM

what the hell are you talking about???

MzTheInsomniac · 10-16-2002, 05:39 PM

wheres my mango?????? im new, no mango for me you see

Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan · 10-16-2002, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heretic888

what the hell are you talking about???

The mango is the official welcome that every new member is given to celebrate their arrival to the forums. It's like a "rite of passage" sort of thing.

Only certain members of the forum are able to officially hand them out. It is considered an honor to be given a mango.

"I could have stayed home in a nice, damp sewer. But nooooo!" - Raphael, from "The Starchild"

**Machias Banshee** · 10-16-2002, 05:49 PM

*goes into Splinter Mode*
Ah, you want to hear the origins of the Mango...very well, follow me...

*enters small room, a golden Mango sitting on a pedestal. Sits down, clears throat and begins.*

The origins of the mango stretch all the way back to March or April of Last Year. a young woman was aassigned a task. A very arduous task, that took much discipline. She studied the life, religions, and traditions of a foreign land, and brought back something to share with her fellow students...a mango. It was part of a sacred recipe, called "Lassi Aamwali" or approriately called, 'Mango Lassie". She was well rewared in her task, and recieved myuch praise from both her elders and equals. In her joy, she decided to spread her wealth of information. She came to this very forum, and became closely acquainted with an unusual creature of great enthusiasm and kindness. She shared her knowledge with him, and thus the giving of a mango as gift was born. Thie tradition has continued for eons (well, months) and now it has become the normal tradition for a newcomer to be given the gift of a mango, and thus pay homage to that historic day. Anyone can give a mango, but use in moderation. Now you know the origins, and now you may know who that young woman was who brought about the tradition...*raises a candle to her face, and she smiles*

Welcome to the forums, and have a mango...
*gives the newcomers a ango of welcome*

**Kali** · 10-16-2002, 06:44 PM

*claps for Machias' wonderful story telling* Yes, it was Machias who first introduced mangos to the forum, in the form of the mango lassie's, and Azure took such a liking to them that he became obsessed with the mango. He grows his own now, to eat and give to people. There are welcome mangos, healing mangos, blue mangos, and mangos that give you special powers like talking to sawdust, just to name a few.

Anyone may give out mangos, provided they know where to find them. Most of them are in Azure's secret room, and only he and I know how to get there. However, if you wish to give out welcome mangos, feel free. *gives out mangos to everyone*

**Machias Banshee** · 10-16-2002, 06:50 PM

*bows*
Dont forget the new Manoges i brought back from the summer
*pulls a "special Mango" from her pocket, the colors changing at her slightest touch*
These are the greates mangoes i've ever found...You can rub it, and wish for something, and it could come true, OR you can ask it to let you fly. A mango only has about three wishes, and it can decide if a wish is good or bad, and it allows straight flying for about ten minutes at a time...have one

*gives out "Special Mangoes"*

**Nturtle** · 10-16-2002, 07:10 PM

SPECIAL MANGOS!!!!

Yipes!!! *grabs one and takes a chomp out of it* hey theres nothing special about thismango

*thud*

prowler4 · 10-16-2002, 07:24 PM

Please be weary of wut you say about the mangos. They are going through a though time scince they just got out of slavery!

(Nturtle remembers

)

**Machias Banshee** · 10-16-2002, 07:29 PM

*arches eyeridge at Prowler* Mangoes in slavery? This is a land of Mango-nese peace and harmony...

prowler4 · 10-16-2002, 07:34 PM

Oh yea? Don't you remember the post were you reprimanded me for saying the b word? That whole post was about the mango revolution against their captures!!!

**Machias Banshee** · 10-16-2002, 07:35 PM

*taps Prowler with her cane* I reprimanded you for your language, not the mango revolution that was taking place...

**Nturtle** · 10-16-2002, 07:35 PM

um.... what? you lost me way back when....

prowler4 · 10-16-2002, 07:42 PM

I know that, but you said mango harmony? It's important for the new young lad to know that mango life was not all rosey and bright! That they couldn't always snuggle in their beds on a cold winter's night! That the day Roseanne went off the air everyone cheered till the cows came home! NO! The mangos have had a hard life. The evil bums who enslaved them never thought of the mango's feelings, but now they are our favorite gift to new members! THE MANGOS ARE BACK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

*Deathknight* · 10-16-2002, 07:46 PM

How come I never got a mango!!!!!!!!! I want a mango after my first post RIGHT NOW! hehe

**Machias Banshee** · 10-16-2002, 07:50 PM

*hands DK a mango*

**Nturtle** · 10-16-2002, 07:51 PM

With the rights invested in me by the state mango affiliation I here by present this mango to Deathknight *hands deathknight a mango wearing bridal dress* satisfied?

prowler4 · 10-16-2002, 07:54 PM

**Nturtle** · 10-16-2002, 07:57 PM

ah machias beat me to it, but mine was more creative

*Deathknight* · 10-16-2002, 08:44 PM

Yay! 2 mangos!!! Tomarrow is my b-day... NOBODY FORGET!!! hehe

10-16-2002, 05:35 PM	#1
Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: USA Posts: 835	The Mystery of the Mango Okay, I have a question for all you veterans of these forums. What is up with the mango? Why is a mango given to the new members? Why do only certain people get to hand them out? How many posts do you have to have posted before you earn that privledge? I am not saying this in a negative way, but I am curious as to how this all started. I want to be able to hand out mangoes, too! Stamps feet like a four-year old "You fell for the oldest trick in these here swamps!" - Leatherhead, from "Leatherhead: Terror of the Swamp"

10-16-2002, 05:37 PM	#2
heretic888 Foot Elite Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,344	??? what the hell are you talking about??? __________________ "Ninpo began as training to become a moral people and to learn to endure in whatever social condition one is in; to know and accept one's fate, and to live for human beings and all other creatures. The person who masters all of these is a Ninja." (Masaaki Hatsumi)

10-16-2002, 05:39 PM	#3
MzTheInsomniac Stone Warrior Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Daaaaaaayton O hi O Posts: 680	wheres my mango?????? im new, no mango for me you see __________________ www.wheeljack.com BEETCH GO THERE!!!!

10-16-2002, 05:49 PM	#5
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	heh, this is an old post... goes into Splinter Mode Ah, you want to hear the origins of the Mango...very well, follow me... enters small room, a golden Mango sitting on a pedestal. Sits down, clears throat and begins. The origins of the mango stretch all the way back to March or April of Last Year. a young woman was aassigned a task. A very arduous task, that took much discipline. She studied the life, religions, and traditions of a foreign land, and brought back something to share with her fellow students...a mango. It was part of a sacred recipe, called "Lassi Aamwali" or approriately called, 'Mango Lassie". She was well rewared in her task, and recieved myuch praise from both her elders and equals. In her joy, she decided to spread her wealth of information. She came to this very forum, and became closely acquainted with an unusual creature of great enthusiasm and kindness. She shared her knowledge with him, and thus the giving of a mango as gift was born. Thie tradition has continued for eons (well, months) and now it has become the normal tradition for a newcomer to be given the gift of a mango, and thus pay homage to that historic day. Anyone can give a mango, but use in moderation. Now you know the origins, and now you may know who that young woman was who brought about the tradition...raises a candle to her face, and she smiles Welcome to the forums, and have a mango... gives the newcomers a ango of welcome

10-16-2002, 07:10 PM	#8
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	SPECIAL MANGOS!!!! Yipes!!! grabs one and takes a chomp out of it hey theres nothing special about thismango thud __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

10-16-2002, 06:44 PM	#6
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	claps for Machias' wonderful story telling Yes, it was Machias who first introduced mangos to the forum, in the form of the mango lassie's, and Azure took such a liking to them that he became obsessed with the mango. He grows his own now, to eat and give to people. There are welcome mangos, healing mangos, blue mangos, and mangos that give you special powers like talking to sawdust, just to name a few. Anyone may give out mangos, provided they know where to find them. Most of them are in Azure's secret room, and only he and I know how to get there. However, if you wish to give out welcome mangos, feel free. gives out mangos to everyone

10-16-2002, 06:50 PM	#7
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	bows Dont forget the new Manoges i brought back from the summer pulls a "special Mango" from her pocket, the colors changing at her slightest touch These are the greates mangoes i've ever found...You can rub it, and wish for something, and it could come true, OR you can ask it to let you fly. A mango only has about three wishes, and it can decide if a wish is good or bad, and it allows straight flying for about ten minutes at a time...have one gives out "Special Mangoes"

10-16-2002, 07:24 PM	#9
prowler4 Hench Mutant Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 297	Please be weary of wut you say about the mangos. They are going through a though time scince they just got out of slavery! (Nturtle remembers ) __________________ GO GREEN MACHINE!

10-16-2002, 07:29 PM	#10
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	arches eyeridge at Prowler Mangoes in slavery? This is a land of Mango-nese peace and harmony...

10-16-2002, 07:34 PM	#11
prowler4 Hench Mutant Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 297	Oh yea? Don't you remember the post were you reprimanded me for saying the b word? That whole post was about the mango revolution against their captures!!! __________________ GO GREEN MACHINE!

10-16-2002, 07:35 PM	#12
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	taps Prowler with her cane I reprimanded you for your language, not the mango revolution that was taking place...

10-16-2002, 07:42 PM	#14
prowler4 Hench Mutant Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 297	I know that, but you said mango harmony? It's important for the new young lad to know that mango life was not all rosey and bright! That they couldn't always snuggle in their beds on a cold winter's night! That the day Roseanne went off the air everyone cheered till the cows came home! NO! The mangos have had a hard life. The evil bums who enslaved them never thought of the mango's feelings, but now they are our favorite gift to new members! THE MANGOS ARE BACK BABY!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ GO GREEN MACHINE!

10-16-2002, 07:46 PM	#15
Deathknight Mad Scientist Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: One of the 972 rooms of the technodrome Posts: 1,995	How come I never got a mango!!!!!!!!! I want a mango after my first post RIGHT NOW! hehe __________________ Shredder: "Ninja hall of fame? Ha! Where's MY statue?!" -My Brother, the Bad Guy

10-16-2002, 07:50 PM	#16
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	hands DK a mango

10-16-2002, 07:51 PM	#17
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	With the rights invested in me by the state mango affiliation I here by present this mango to Deathknight hands deathknight a mango wearing bridal dress satisfied? __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

10-16-2002, 07:54 PM	#18
prowler4 Hench Mutant Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 297	__________________ GO GREEN MACHINE!

10-16-2002, 07:57 PM	#19
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	ah machias beat me to it, but mine was more creative __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

10-16-2002, 08:44 PM	#20
Deathknight Mad Scientist Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: One of the 972 rooms of the technodrome Posts: 1,995	Yay! 2 mangos!!! Tomarrow is my b-day... NOBODY FORGET!!! hehe __________________ Shredder: "Ninja hall of fame? Ha! Where's MY statue?!" -My Brother, the Bad Guy