Splinter Vs. Yoda

NeoBix · 08-16-2004, 09:00 PM

Two very wise, very different sages from two very different universes... who is wiser? Who is a better fighter?

Splinter, the highly revered half-rat, half-man, who knows ninjutsu like the back of his hand and has almost no equal when it comes to executing martial arts techniques. His agility, reflexes, and wit make him a more-than-worthy adversary for any fighter. Can this popular mutant rat ninja master beat Yoda?

Or Yoda, the venerable alien who mentors Luke Skywalker and many others in the ways of the Jedi. Grand master of the lightsabre and an awe-inspiring practitioner of the Force. Beloved by Star Wars fans worldwide, does he have what it takes to beat Splinter?

What do you think folks?

avervisal · 08-16-2004, 09:04 PM

Are you kidding? Yoda would just use his Jedi mind powers to lift Splinter up into the air and make him spontaneously combust.

*Kazari* · 08-16-2004, 09:44 PM

Like what age of Yoda? Episode II Yoda or Episode V?

*cqb101* · 08-16-2004, 10:07 PM

Yoda would own that old geezers ass.

*Buslady* · 08-16-2004, 10:21 PM

Who cares? I think Splinter and Yoda would be comrades if they fought, it'd be a friendly game of chess.

*cqb101* · 08-16-2004, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Buslady

Who cares? I think Splinter and Yoda would be comrades if they fought, it'd be a friendly game of chess.

Ya, and Yoda would win.

NeoBix · 08-17-2004, 12:46 AM

well... to be honest, I was thinking of Episode 2 Yoda (the one that goes berzerk ninja at the end on count dooku lol) but I suppose you can use any yoda from any of the movies if you want. if splinter fights the older (weaker) yoda, then he has a better chance of winning I think. if he fights the younger, more agile yoda, then, who knows...

SeaThreePeeO · 08-17-2004, 03:19 AM

I think Yoda and Splinter would just get Luke Skywalker and Leonardo to do the fighting.

*Kazari* · 08-17-2004, 05:57 AM

Yeah old Yoda Splinter would have a chance young Yoda then no. LOL

avervisal · 08-17-2004, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Nunchucker

I think Yoda and Splinter would just get Luke Skywalker and Leonardo to do the fighting.

Well in that case, who would win, Luke Skywalker or Leonardo? I still side with Star Wars.

*Kazari* · 08-17-2004, 09:02 AM

It depends on if they are allowed to use weapons or powers! LOL Sadly sometimes I think Luke would win but I would be rooting for Leo!

*cqb101* · 08-17-2004, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Kazari

It depends on if they are allowed to use weapons or powers! LOL Sadly sometimes I think Luke would win but I would be rooting for Leo!

Luke would win. His lightsaber would shop throgh Leo's Katana's and he would be left weaponless.

*zkarlette* · 08-17-2004, 10:41 AM

If there were no jedi powers going on leo would win

*Kazari* · 08-17-2004, 10:48 AM

Yeah no jedi powers then definitely Leo but with them yes Luke but I would cheer for Leo since I haven't been a fan of star wars since episode I

avervisal · 08-17-2004, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Kazari

Yeah no jedi powers then definitely Leo but with them yes Luke but I would cheer for Leo since I haven't been a fan of star wars since episode I

Same here I haven't even seen episode II yet.

*Kazari* · 08-17-2004, 11:07 AM

Trust me it's not worth it! LOL They really ruined star wars with episode I and up LOL I liked the old star wars but not the new one. I hope episode III is better.

avervisal · 08-17-2004, 11:09 AM

I used to collect the toys back when the special editions were released in the theaters, but ever since episode 1 my toys have been collecting dust in my basement. I can't believe I paid $6 for those little pieces of plastic. I should've saved up for TMNT!

*Kazari* · 08-17-2004, 11:10 AM

Oh I hear ya! I have episode I figs downstairs in the basement collecting dust! I am going to try to sell them. Heck I have Bespin Luke Skywalker still in his box! LOL

avervisal · 08-17-2004, 11:11 AM

They don't sell for very much on eBay though do they? It's a shame because I really wasted a lot of money on the franchise.

*Kazari* · 08-17-2004, 11:22 AM

I don't know honestly! I should sell mine somewhere.

08-16-2004, 09:00 PM	#1
NeoBix Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Smacking Hamato Inya with nunchucks. Posts: 736	Splinter Vs. Yoda Two very wise, very different sages from two very different universes... who is wiser? Who is a better fighter? Splinter, the highly revered half-rat, half-man, who knows ninjutsu like the back of his hand and has almost no equal when it comes to executing martial arts techniques. His agility, reflexes, and wit make him a more-than-worthy adversary for any fighter. Can this popular mutant rat ninja master beat Yoda? Or Yoda, the venerable alien who mentors Luke Skywalker and many others in the ways of the Jedi. Grand master of the lightsabre and an awe-inspiring practitioner of the Force. Beloved by Star Wars fans worldwide, does he have what it takes to beat Splinter? What do you think folks? __________________ "Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative." —Billy Loomis (Skeet Ulrich) from the movie "Scream"

08-16-2004, 09:04 PM	#2
avervisal Hench Mutant Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: IL Posts: 452	Are you kidding? Yoda would just use his Jedi mind powers to lift Splinter up into the air and make him spontaneously combust. __________________ Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.

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Buslady WingsOfDarkness! Perkele! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In 7803... Posts: 4,366	Who cares? I think Splinter and Yoda would be comrades if they fought, it'd be a friendly game of chess. __________________

08-17-2004, 12:46 AM	#7
NeoBix Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Smacking Hamato Inya with nunchucks. Posts: 736	well... to be honest, I was thinking of Episode 2 Yoda (the one that goes berzerk ninja at the end on count dooku lol) but I suppose you can use any yoda from any of the movies if you want. if splinter fights the older (weaker) yoda, then he has a better chance of winning I think. if he fights the younger, more agile yoda, then, who knows... __________________ "Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative." —Billy Loomis (Skeet Ulrich) from the movie "Scream"

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SeaThreePeeO Mad Scientist Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 1,345	I think Yoda and Splinter would just get Luke Skywalker and Leonardo to do the fighting. __________________ Zombies, once you get past the stench of rotting flesh and their unhealthy obsession with brains, they're really nice people.

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Kazari Foot Elite Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nexus: Chasing after the Ultimate Ninja Posts: 2,731	Yeah old Yoda Splinter would have a chance young Yoda then no. LOL __________________ is an official Drako hater

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Kazari Foot Elite Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nexus: Chasing after the Ultimate Ninja Posts: 2,731	It depends on if they are allowed to use weapons or powers! LOL Sadly sometimes I think Luke would win but I would be rooting for Leo! __________________ is an official Drako hater

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zkarlette Fashionably late Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: CA Posts: 4,146	If there were no jedi powers going on leo would win

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Kazari Foot Elite Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nexus: Chasing after the Ultimate Ninja Posts: 2,731	Yeah no jedi powers then definitely Leo but with them yes Luke but I would cheer for Leo since I haven't been a fan of star wars since episode I __________________ is an official Drako hater

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Kazari Foot Elite Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nexus: Chasing after the Ultimate Ninja Posts: 2,731	Trust me it's not worth it! LOL They really ruined star wars with episode I and up LOL I liked the old star wars but not the new one. I hope episode III is better. __________________ is an official Drako hater

08-17-2004, 11:09 AM	#17
avervisal Hench Mutant Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: IL Posts: 452	I used to collect the toys back when the special editions were released in the theaters, but ever since episode 1 my toys have been collecting dust in my basement. I can't believe I paid $6 for those little pieces of plastic. I should've saved up for TMNT! __________________ Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.

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Kazari Foot Elite Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nexus: Chasing after the Ultimate Ninja Posts: 2,731	Oh I hear ya! I have episode I figs downstairs in the basement collecting dust! I am going to try to sell them. Heck I have Bespin Luke Skywalker still in his box! LOL __________________ is an official Drako hater

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avervisal Hench Mutant Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: IL Posts: 452	They don't sell for very much on eBay though do they? It's a shame because I really wasted a lot of money on the franchise. __________________ Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.

08-17-2004, 11:22 AM	#20
Kazari Foot Elite Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nexus: Chasing after the Ultimate Ninja Posts: 2,731	I don't know honestly! I should sell mine somewhere. __________________ is an official Drako hater