TMNT and Splinter vs. Batman

Doppleganger · 08-22-2004, 06:19 PM

Who do you think would win? It'd be a tough choice since Batman has a lot of gadgets knows most forms of martial arts and is a master strategist. Depending on how much time he has to prep I'd give it to him. Of course if the gang teamed up on him then they would have a chance. The one who I think would really give Batman a run for his money though would be Splinter. He is more experienced than the guys but then Batman might find a weakness in his attacks. Off hand I'd say Batman though very close.

JDavis · 08-22-2004, 06:21 PM

I'd say it depends on which TMNT reality's Turtles and Splinter, and which reality's Batman.

*KROW* · 08-22-2004, 07:59 PM

Batman.

*jeff the cheff* · 08-22-2004, 08:46 PM

I don't think they would fight, they are both good guys!

NeoBix · 08-22-2004, 10:03 PM

The turtles could take Batman even without Splinter. In fact, Leo and Raph could probably take him 2 on 1... but not sure if either of them could solo him with all of the tricks up his sleeve.

Raph could just go berserk on Batsy and freak him out while Leo flanks him from the back or from the sides.

If all four of them go up against him, Batsy doesn't stand a snowball's chance in hell. It would just be too much for him to handle. Granted, Bruce Wayne has vigorously trained in many martial arts, but it still wouldn't be enough. The turtle's tough skin is probably just as tough as Batman's armor as well.

Now, the 4 turtles AND Splinter... Batman would probably just wet his pants and run away like a little girl. Splinter could probably take Batman by himself.

Leonardo_the_sword_master · 08-22-2004, 10:07 PM

Batman would be murdered and murdered again if he faced off against TMNT and splinter.

NeoBix · 08-22-2004, 10:09 PM

Leo the swordmaster, it would appear that we share a love of the same rabbit, would it not? lol

nice to meet u by the way.. usagi rules man!!

*KROW* · 08-22-2004, 10:22 PM

I still say Batman would win.

NeoBix · 08-22-2004, 10:46 PM

Krow that new Batman Begins movie looks pretty good. I hear that the Scarecrow is going to one of the villains in it.. played by the main guy from 28 Days Later I believe

Hamato Inya · 08-22-2004, 10:50 PM

I think that they would fight for a while and then find out that they are all good guys and then laugh and eat bat cookies for the rest of the day and deside to team up sometime and then go out for pizza!

NeoBix · 08-22-2004, 10:55 PM

Yeah I think the turtles and Batman would get along great. Splinter and Alfred could talk about old man stuff while batman and the turtles train or eat pizza or just hang out.

*KROW* · 08-22-2004, 11:19 PM

Batman would never eat pizza or hang out with the turtles. That's more of a Robin thing. As for the training, it's more likely that Batman would train with Splinter.

Hamato Inya · 08-22-2004, 11:30 PM

*pouts* you do ruin everything!! Batman would love to talk about gadgets with Don and maybe fight with Leo a lot though *sticks tongue out* just prove me wrong! i dare you!

NeoBix · 08-22-2004, 11:33 PM

i hate to say it but he's right Krow you are a party pooper man hehehe...

Hamato Inya · 08-22-2004, 11:47 PM

*high fives NeoBix* thank you!

*KROW* · 08-22-2004, 11:47 PM

What? Come on, folks. Think about it. Batman. The guy has no sense of humor. He wouldn't do anything with the turtles. All he'd do is help them fight crime. He wouldn't ask them for anything, help, friendship, advice. Nothing. If Batman was working on a gadget and Don walked over to see or help, Batman would blow him off. If anything, he'd only get along with Splinter and Leo. And he'd probably kick the crap out of the other two. Raph for his temper, and Mikey for his wisecracks.

Hamato Inya · 08-22-2004, 11:49 PM

*jumps towards KROW's throat* ok thats it!

NeoBix · 08-23-2004, 12:25 AM

Yeah, let's take Krow down!

Hamato, you go for the jugular!

I'll lasso his legs with my electricity whip and give him a shell shock! Hahahahaha!!!

Hahahah!!!

Hahahahahaha!!

Get it??? SHELL shock! Hahahaha!! Damn that was a good one!

... sorry.

*KROW* · 08-23-2004, 12:26 AM

Oy gavalt.

Hamato Inya · 08-23-2004, 12:29 AM

whoda whatsit?

08-22-2004, 06:19 PM	#1
Doppleganger Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 687	TMNT and Splinter vs. Batman Who do you think would win? It'd be a tough choice since Batman has a lot of gadgets knows most forms of martial arts and is a master strategist. Depending on how much time he has to prep I'd give it to him. Of course if the gang teamed up on him then they would have a chance. The one who I think would really give Batman a run for his money though would be Splinter. He is more experienced than the guys but then Batman might find a weakness in his attacks. Off hand I'd say Batman though very close.

08-22-2004, 07:59 PM	#3
KROW Meat-n-Potatoes Man Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: State's Anus, NY Posts: 6,472	Batman. __________________ - Optimus Acid Trip - Cult of a Half-Shell - Raiden's Bitter Tongue - *I don't try to be funny; I fail at it naturally.*

08-22-2004, 10:03 PM	#5
NeoBix Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Smacking Hamato Inya with nunchucks. Posts: 736	The turtles could take Batman even without Splinter. In fact, Leo and Raph could probably take him 2 on 1... but not sure if either of them could solo him with all of the tricks up his sleeve. Raph could just go berserk on Batsy and freak him out while Leo flanks him from the back or from the sides. If all four of them go up against him, Batsy doesn't stand a snowball's chance in hell. It would just be too much for him to handle. Granted, Bruce Wayne has vigorously trained in many martial arts, but it still wouldn't be enough. The turtle's tough skin is probably just as tough as Batman's armor as well. Now, the 4 turtles AND Splinter... Batman would probably just wet his pants and run away like a little girl. Splinter could probably take Batman by himself. __________________ "Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative." —Billy Loomis (Skeet Ulrich) from the movie "Scream"

08-22-2004, 10:07 PM	#6
Leonardo_the_sword_master Stone Warrior Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Technodrome, and the LOTRO forums. Posts: 761	Batman would be murdered and murdered again if he faced off against TMNT and splinter. __________________ Mikey," and if you put ancohvies on that man your in big trouble."

08-22-2004, 10:09 PM	#7
NeoBix Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Smacking Hamato Inya with nunchucks. Posts: 736	Leo the swordmaster, it would appear that we share a love of the same rabbit, would it not? lol nice to meet u by the way.. usagi rules man!! __________________ "Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative." —Billy Loomis (Skeet Ulrich) from the movie "Scream"

08-22-2004, 06:21 PM	#2
JDavis Foot Soldier Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ada, OK, USA Posts: 212	I'd say it depends on which TMNT reality's Turtles and Splinter, and which reality's Batman.

08-22-2004, 08:46 PM	#4
jeff the cheff Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: 122 and an eighth Posts: 2,129	I don't think they would fight, they are both good guys!

08-22-2004, 10:22 PM	#8
KROW Meat-n-Potatoes Man Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: State's Anus, NY Posts: 6,472	I still say Batman would win. __________________ - Optimus Acid Trip - Cult of a Half-Shell - Raiden's Bitter Tongue - *I don't try to be funny; I fail at it naturally.*

08-22-2004, 10:46 PM	#9
NeoBix Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Smacking Hamato Inya with nunchucks. Posts: 736	Krow that new Batman Begins movie looks pretty good. I hear that the Scarecrow is going to one of the villains in it.. played by the main guy from 28 Days Later I believe __________________ "Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative." —Billy Loomis (Skeet Ulrich) from the movie "Scream"

08-22-2004, 10:50 PM	#10
Hamato Inya Hench Mutant Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: In the minivan behind your house! Ooh ooh I see you! waves Posts: 252	I think that they would fight for a while and then find out that they are all good guys and then laugh and eat bat cookies for the rest of the day and deside to team up sometime and then go out for pizza! __________________ Mikey: I don’t know what bothers me more… that this thing actually works or that Don carries around a pigeon puppet.

08-22-2004, 10:55 PM	#11
NeoBix Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Smacking Hamato Inya with nunchucks. Posts: 736	Yeah I think the turtles and Batman would get along great. Splinter and Alfred could talk about old man stuff while batman and the turtles train or eat pizza or just hang out. __________________ "Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative." —Billy Loomis (Skeet Ulrich) from the movie "Scream"

08-22-2004, 11:19 PM	#12
KROW Meat-n-Potatoes Man Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: State's Anus, NY Posts: 6,472	Batman would never eat pizza or hang out with the turtles. That's more of a Robin thing. As for the training, it's more likely that Batman would train with Splinter. __________________ - Optimus Acid Trip - Cult of a Half-Shell - Raiden's Bitter Tongue - *I don't try to be funny; I fail at it naturally.*

08-22-2004, 11:30 PM	#13
Hamato Inya Hench Mutant Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: In the minivan behind your house! Ooh ooh I see you! waves Posts: 252	pouts you do ruin everything!! Batman would love to talk about gadgets with Don and maybe fight with Leo a lot though sticks tongue out just prove me wrong! i dare you! __________________ Mikey: I don’t know what bothers me more… that this thing actually works or that Don carries around a pigeon puppet.

08-22-2004, 11:33 PM	#14
NeoBix Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Smacking Hamato Inya with nunchucks. Posts: 736	i hate to say it but he's right Krow you are a party pooper man hehehe... __________________ "Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative." —Billy Loomis (Skeet Ulrich) from the movie "Scream"

08-22-2004, 11:47 PM	#15
Hamato Inya Hench Mutant Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: In the minivan behind your house! Ooh ooh I see you! waves Posts: 252	high fives NeoBix thank you! __________________ Mikey: I don’t know what bothers me more… that this thing actually works or that Don carries around a pigeon puppet.

08-22-2004, 11:49 PM	#17
Hamato Inya Hench Mutant Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: In the minivan behind your house! Ooh ooh I see you! waves Posts: 252	jumps towards KROW's throat ok thats it! __________________ Mikey: I don’t know what bothers me more… that this thing actually works or that Don carries around a pigeon puppet.

08-23-2004, 12:25 AM	#18
NeoBix Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Smacking Hamato Inya with nunchucks. Posts: 736	Yeah, let's take Krow down! Hamato, you go for the jugular! I'll lasso his legs with my electricity whip and give him a shell shock! Hahahahaha!!! Hahahah!!! Hahahahahaha!! Get it??? SHELL shock! Hahahaha!! Damn that was a good one! ... sorry. __________________ "Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative." —Billy Loomis (Skeet Ulrich) from the movie "Scream"

08-23-2004, 12:26 AM	#19
KROW Meat-n-Potatoes Man Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: State's Anus, NY Posts: 6,472	Oy gavalt. __________________ - Optimus Acid Trip - Cult of a Half-Shell - Raiden's Bitter Tongue - *I don't try to be funny; I fail at it naturally.*

08-23-2004, 12:29 AM	#20
Hamato Inya Hench Mutant Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: In the minivan behind your house! Ooh ooh I see you! waves Posts: 252	whoda whatsit? __________________ Mikey: I don’t know what bothers me more… that this thing actually works or that Don carries around a pigeon puppet.