The Asian movies thread!

**Barkworm** · 12-11-2004, 05:27 AM

This thread is to discuss and recommend Asian life action movies. Since we already had a whole thread about Casshern at the other boards my first recommendation is Jackie Chan's "Drunken Master II" from 1994. Anyone who has the slightest interest in martial arts movies should check it out.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 12-11-2004, 05:57 AM

I need to check that out. Still trying to find a movie better than Battle Royale. Martial Arts movies are the only ones that seem to come close. That, and I just like Jackie Chan.

**Barkworm** · 12-11-2004, 07:28 AM

Don't expect a deep story though, there's probably no scene without a fight or some stunts.
"Battle Royale" is great, I've read some reviews saying it was a senseless violence fest but I guess those people didn't get it. I try everything possible to avoid the second part, what I heard about it sounds absolutely horrible.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 12-11-2004, 08:37 AM

I saw the second one. It was absoulte crap. I could understand if it couldn't recapture what made the first one special, because it was, but they didn't even try in the slightest. Complete utter crap.

*Anarky* · 12-11-2004, 08:37 AM

Best asian movie I have seen to this date must be Shark Skin Man and Peach hip girl. Very funny. I think I'm going to get the DVD sometimes soon...

**ThirdMarioBro** · 12-11-2004, 08:48 AM

What were they about?

*Anarky* · 12-11-2004, 09:18 AM

it's actually one movie. It's about this one guy who steals Yakuza Money and then runs off, chased by the Yakuza, he meets this one girl, who is also running. Only that she is running from her Uncle (or something). The two join forces...

it's really weird, and there is this guy in white leather who is sniffing after people.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 12-11-2004, 10:52 AM

Yakuza and white leather huh? Sounds good to me.

*Voltron* · 12-11-2004, 03:10 PM

Godzilla! Gamera! Ultraman!

Drama! Action! Suspense!

愛 · 12-11-2004, 03:16 PM

I've seen a fairly good amount of Asian movies in my day. Blue Light, Verses, Suicide Club, Battle Royale I and II, My Sassy Girl (Korean), Madeline (Korean), and a few various Chinese movies. Let's not forget the Godzilla movies. Oh man, are those great.

**Barkworm** · 12-12-2004, 12:34 AM

I never got into the Godzilla movies. I guess you need a certain kind of humor to enjoy them.

愛 · 12-12-2004, 03:56 AM

Hey, to each his own. The bad dubbing just cracks me the hell up. That, and the rubber suit is so great. It makes for a more realistic movement, if you catch what I'm saying. The newer movies are still good, but they put a lot more into it, and it doesn't feel as old skool. I hear Final Wars is incredible, though. I can't wait for it to come here.

**Barkworm** · 12-12-2004, 04:22 AM

I just realized that I forgot two essential words in my last post. "...certain kind of humor".

Well, it was too early in the morning...

愛 · 12-12-2004, 05:17 AM

Gotcha.

Well, I just saw another Japanese movie tonight called "Last Present" starring Natsumi Abe (the plagiarizer) and Rika Ishikawa ("Charmy" from Morning Musume). It was about these two girls named Kyoko who were involved with this guy named Yoshiro. Yoshiro was hit by a car and killed, but he left a tape for one of the Kyoko's. He wanted to show her something, but he left too many loopholes. So they go searching for clues as to what it was. This all took place during the Christmas season, so it was an emotional movie. It even got me a few times. Normally, emotional films aren't my style, being a man of violence and all, but some of these movies really convey a powerful message weaved into the story.

**azure turtle** · 12-12-2004, 02:11 PM

I guess I'm in the minority who liked Battle Royal II. It certainly wasn't as good as the first movie, but I thought it was decent. The first half of the movie was my favorite, where the students learn of the new program. The second half resembled a poor war movie, so the cheese factor was high. Ah well.

I love watching martial arts movies! Hero just came out on DVD, and I really enjoyed that one. The fight scene between Jet Li and Donnie Yen was incredible. My other favorite Jet Li movies are Fist of Legend and the Once Upon a Time in China trilogy. For Jackie Chan, I really liked Drunken Master and the Young Master (has some very funny fight scenes).

*Voltron* · 12-12-2004, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barkworm

I never got into the Godzilla movies. I guess you need a certain kind of humor to enjoy them.

I love those movies. Some aren't that great, like Godzilla 2000 and Godzilla vs. Megagurius, but the older ones are timeless classics. Especially the one where Godzilla has to figure out the mystery of whose impersonating him. The ideas the east comes up with.

*That Matt Guy* · 12-14-2004, 02:04 AM

You guys really should watch Uchu Kaisoku-sen if you ever get the chance. Clumsy invaders from Neptune are thwarted by hero Space Chief and a nondescript group of microshort-wearing Japanese kids.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 12-16-2004, 08:28 PM

In other words, a Godzilla movie in spandex.

*That Matt Guy* · 12-17-2004, 04:36 PM

Space Chief has got to be the worst interplanetary hero EVER. He didn't even do anything about the Neptunian threat until half of Japan was blown to pieces. I love these old movie posters though.

**GK Punk** · 12-17-2004, 04:42 PM

That looks like a gay Meng The Merciless.

12-11-2004, 05:27 AM	#1
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,758	The Asian movies thread! This thread is to discuss and recommend Asian life action movies. Since we already had a whole thread about Casshern at the other boards my first recommendation is Jackie Chan's "Drunken Master II" from 1994. Anyone who has the slightest interest in martial arts movies should check it out. __________________ Make ****, not kill!

12-11-2004, 05:57 AM	#2
ThirdMarioBro Tea Time! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,905	I need to check that out. Still trying to find a movie better than Battle Royale. Martial Arts movies are the only ones that seem to come close. That, and I just like Jackie Chan. __________________

12-11-2004, 07:28 AM	#3
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,758	Don't expect a deep story though, there's probably no scene without a fight or some stunts. "Battle Royale" is great, I've read some reviews saying it was a senseless violence fest but I guess those people didn't get it. I try everything possible to avoid the second part, what I heard about it sounds absolutely horrible. __________________ Make ****, not kill!

12-11-2004, 08:37 AM	#4
ThirdMarioBro Tea Time! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,905	I saw the second one. It was absoulte crap. I could understand if it couldn't recapture what made the first one special, because it was, but they didn't even try in the slightest. Complete utter crap. __________________

12-11-2004, 08:37 AM	#5
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	Best asian movie I have seen to this date must be Shark Skin Man and Peach hip girl. Very funny. I think I'm going to get the DVD sometimes soon... __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

12-11-2004, 08:48 AM	#6
ThirdMarioBro Tea Time! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,905	What were they about? __________________

12-11-2004, 09:18 AM	#7
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	it's actually one movie. It's about this one guy who steals Yakuza Money and then runs off, chased by the Yakuza, he meets this one girl, who is also running. Only that she is running from her Uncle (or something). The two join forces... it's really weird, and there is this guy in white leather who is sniffing after people. __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

12-11-2004, 10:52 AM	#8
ThirdMarioBro Tea Time! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,905	Yakuza and white leather huh? Sounds good to me. __________________

12-11-2004, 03:10 PM	#9
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	Godzilla! Gamera! Ultraman! Drama! Action! Suspense!

12-11-2004, 03:16 PM	#10
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	I've seen a fairly good amount of Asian movies in my day. Blue Light, Verses, Suicide Club, Battle Royale I and II, My Sassy Girl (Korean), Madeline (Korean), and a few various Chinese movies. Let's not forget the Godzilla movies. Oh man, are those great.

12-12-2004, 12:34 AM	#11
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,758	I never got into the Godzilla movies. I guess you need a certain kind of humor to enjoy them. __________________ Make ****, not kill!

12-12-2004, 03:56 AM	#12
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Hey, to each his own. The bad dubbing just cracks me the hell up. That, and the rubber suit is so great. It makes for a more realistic movement, if you catch what I'm saying. The newer movies are still good, but they put a lot more into it, and it doesn't feel as old skool. I hear Final Wars is incredible, though. I can't wait for it to come here.

12-12-2004, 04:22 AM	#13
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,758	I just realized that I forgot two essential words in my last post. "...certain kind of humor". Well, it was too early in the morning... __________________ Make ****, not kill!

12-12-2004, 05:17 AM	#14
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Gotcha. Well, I just saw another Japanese movie tonight called "Last Present" starring Natsumi Abe (the plagiarizer) and Rika Ishikawa ("Charmy" from Morning Musume). It was about these two girls named Kyoko who were involved with this guy named Yoshiro. Yoshiro was hit by a car and killed, but he left a tape for one of the Kyoko's. He wanted to show her something, but he left too many loopholes. So they go searching for clues as to what it was. This all took place during the Christmas season, so it was an emotional movie. It even got me a few times. Normally, emotional films aren't my style, being a man of violence and all, but some of these movies really convey a powerful message weaved into the story.

12-12-2004, 02:11 PM	#15
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	I guess I'm in the minority who liked Battle Royal II. It certainly wasn't as good as the first movie, but I thought it was decent. The first half of the movie was my favorite, where the students learn of the new program. The second half resembled a poor war movie, so the cheese factor was high. Ah well. I love watching martial arts movies! Hero just came out on DVD, and I really enjoyed that one. The fight scene between Jet Li and Donnie Yen was incredible. My other favorite Jet Li movies are Fist of Legend and the Once Upon a Time in China trilogy. For Jackie Chan, I really liked Drunken Master and the Young Master (has some very funny fight scenes). __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

12-14-2004, 02:04 AM	#17
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	You guys really should watch Uchu Kaisoku-sen if you ever get the chance. Clumsy invaders from Neptune are thwarted by hero Space Chief and a nondescript group of microshort-wearing Japanese kids.

12-16-2004, 08:28 PM	#18
ThirdMarioBro Tea Time! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,905	In other words, a Godzilla movie in spandex. __________________

12-17-2004, 04:36 PM	#19
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Space Chief has got to be the worst interplanetary hero EVER. He didn't even do anything about the Neptunian threat until half of Japan was blown to pieces. I love these old movie posters though.

12-17-2004, 04:42 PM	#20
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	That looks like a gay Meng The Merciless.