Death to commercials

*Anarky* · 01-25-2005, 04:36 PM

Hello everybody, I just have that little rant of mine prepared. And I think many of you can relate to that subject. Here it goes:

God damn that sweety!!! Just kill it! Die Sweety! Many of you might wonder "what the heck is he cursing at now?" That's easy... Sweety the bloody stupid chick. It must die. NOW!!!

Now, who is Sweety and how did we deserve that monster? Sweety is Jamba's newest creation. Jamba is a company that offers Logos, ringtones and funsounds for YOUR mobile. Whatever. As soon as you are ready to pay 15 bucks for a short message then you get "all the newest and best ringtones on YOUR cell phone with the super-saver-package". "Super-saver-package" means nothing more than that you get about 60 new ringtones and funsounds (all are as original as a fart or a burp, and you can even have one of those "extreme-gays") and best is: each of those tones costs you about 5 bucks. Actually, that's where the fun should stop for teenagers. But no, teenagers get in debts, parents are worried and innocent bus-passengers are annoyed with the newest and best ringtones and funsounds... on YOUR mobile.

Up to now, Jamba has bastardized everything funny the internet has to offer. www.very.de is a good example of that, they call it "the crazy frog". For 5 bucks on YOUR mobile. Also they have created new ... ehm... stuff.

MTV and other music channels had those spots on heavy rotation, so you could enjoy "the crazy frog" about 5 times per commercial break. and MTV still has those spots on heavy rotation. But, they have replaced them all with Sweety. So you get to see Sweety about 50 times an hour. Plus: Jamba decided to invade other channels too. So you get to see Sweety 360 times a day (this one has been counted by other crazy people).

And Sweety has now been around for about 4 weeks. 4*7*360 = 10'080. Disgusting.

Sweety needs to go... now. Or I'll personally kill the programmer responsible for that... that... demon!

Oh, yeah, here's a pic:

Am I the only one who feels the urge to destroy a certain commercial? I await your stories.

*Weapon X* · 01-25-2005, 04:40 PM

God I hate those commercials with a passion too there so stupid and gay.

And I see one of them atleast once a damn day.

*Anarky* · 01-25-2005, 04:48 PM

Once a day? Those were the days... we get to see Sweety every 4 minutes (average number).

*jeff the cheff* · 01-25-2005, 05:04 PM

I'm see the Jamster commercials all the time, they piss me off. Those sir mix a lot ringtones are ridiculous. Lets pay $5+ for a wallpaper of a dragon turning into a dolphin. Yes, that is an actual wallpaper.

*Anarky* · 01-25-2005, 05:13 PM

Oh my god. Jamster is Jamba! It's only a matter of time until you get infected with Sweety.

*damnhooligan* · 01-25-2005, 05:54 PM

Hahaha! I was just watching Viva La Bam on MTV, and that goddamn chicken commercial was on at least three times in that half hour. It almost makes me pleased that I have a piece of sh*t monochrome-display phone.

Germany, Austria, Switzerland and the Netherlands have had to suffer through nearly a solid year of those damn hippo/rhino/rat/frog/chicken commercials. Americans, you have only just tasted the horror that is Jamba.

EDIT: HAHAH! The UK is pissed at that Crazy Frog.

**Barkworm** · 01-26-2005, 01:34 AM

I was watching "Pimp my Ride" last week and they had that "Sweety" commercial 5 times (no kidding!!!) in one commercial break. Jamba needs to die.

**GK Punk** · 01-26-2005, 01:41 AM

Yeah I've already seen that commercial countless times >_<
I Can't stand Jamster. I hope they go out of buisness.

**Barkworm** · 01-26-2005, 01:46 AM

The sad thing is that there are some people who actually download those ringtones. In fact there's an awful lot. Otherwise Jamster/Jamba wouldn't have the money to place their godamn commercials everywhere.

**Machias Banshee** · 01-26-2005, 09:26 AM

oh my gosh... the sounds of that Crazy frog? They stole that from a thing online.

Its a picture of a racecar, with THAT Exact background noise. At the top it says "If you laugh before the thing is over, youre officially crazy". I've seen it!

*edit*
Found it.. this one's an oldie. I remember seeing it in Middle or High School...

http://www.frenzy.com/~jester/racecar.html

Jeezum, nothing's sacred anymore!

*Anarky* · 01-26-2005, 11:39 AM

Yes, Machi, it was stolen. Sad isn't it. Plus, your source is also a stolen one

The original is www.very.de

I remember watching/listening to that in our library and we fell ff our chairs laughing. Really. Then we got thrown out. Those were the days...

*raphael_is_cool* · 01-26-2005, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anarky

Up to now, Jamba has bastardized everything funny the internet has to offer. www.very.de is a good example of that, they call it "the crazy frog". For 5 bucks on YOUR mobile. Also they have created new ... ehm... stuff.

Oh man. I hate that damned frog and those stupid ringtone commercials with dancing purple hippos or whatever. That crazy frog sound bit used to be the 'online insanity test' whereby if you laugh you must be insane. Now it is repeated so many times it will literally drive you insane

I wholeheartedly agree with you

*Mecha Cow* · 01-26-2005, 12:22 PM

Sweety eh? I suppose it won't be long before we get that one over here. We still get the Crazy Frog or some variation of it every five minutes.

And the Crazy Frog sound was not stolen. It was sold to Jamba.

Foxy Boy · 01-26-2005, 02:38 PM

I know I'm being nitpicky, but weapon x, using homosexuality as an insult is more embarrassingly passe and unintelligent than "Yo mama" jokes. Surely you can come up with something better than that to say.
AAAAAAnyway, as far as I know, I've seen at least 30 Jamster "fun sounds" commercials, and none of them were the same. Spike the rhino was kind of cool, and the dancing hamster was just flat-out hilarious, but the rest are mostly either "urban culture" or "hot chicks" and yes, Jamster needs to go down in a blaze of glory and take their wallpapers and ringtones with them.

*Spitfire* · 01-26-2005, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff the cheff

I'm see the Jamster commercials all the time, they piss me off. Those sir mix a lot ringtones are ridiculous. Lets pay $5+ for a wallpaper of a dragon turning into a dolphin. Yes, that is an actual wallpaper.

I hate those too and I hate Old Navey ads! Im also tired of seeing morons on TV. Everytime I turn on Fox its some stupid reality show with retards on it. I hate TV period

01-27-2005, 08:42 AM

Death to TV! ...Seriously... TV just sucks now...

I don't even watch much TV any more... I haven't for a long time...

There's just too much garbage on TV now.

Peanut · 01-27-2005, 09:19 AM

Same with me. I watch TV sparingly. Mostly I watch "The Detour" on Teletoon, which is our answer to Cartoon Networks Adult Swim here in Canada. Family Guy, Futurama, Home Movies, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Such a great line up.

01-25-2005, 04:36 PM	#1
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	Death to commercials Hello everybody, I just have that little rant of mine prepared. And I think many of you can relate to that subject. Here it goes: God damn that sweety!!! Just kill it! Die Sweety! Many of you might wonder "what the heck is he cursing at now?" That's easy... Sweety the bloody stupid chick. It must die. NOW!!! Now, who is Sweety and how did we deserve that monster? Sweety is Jamba's newest creation. Jamba is a company that offers Logos, ringtones and funsounds for YOUR mobile. Whatever. As soon as you are ready to pay 15 bucks for a short message then you get "all the newest and best ringtones on YOUR cell phone with the super-saver-package". "Super-saver-package" means nothing more than that you get about 60 new ringtones and funsounds (all are as original as a fart or a burp, and you can even have one of those "extreme-gays") and best is: each of those tones costs you about 5 bucks. Actually, that's where the fun should stop for teenagers. But no, teenagers get in debts, parents are worried and innocent bus-passengers are annoyed with the newest and best ringtones and funsounds... on YOUR mobile. Up to now, Jamba has bastardized everything funny the internet has to offer. www.very.de is a good example of that, they call it "the crazy frog". For 5 bucks on YOUR mobile. Also they have created new ... ehm... stuff. MTV and other music channels had those spots on heavy rotation, so you could enjoy "the crazy frog" about 5 times per commercial break. and MTV still has those spots on heavy rotation. But, they have replaced them all with Sweety. So you get to see Sweety about 50 times an hour. Plus: Jamba decided to invade other channels too. So you get to see Sweety 360 times a day (this one has been counted by other crazy people). And Sweety has now been around for about 4 weeks. 47360 = 10'080. Disgusting. Sweety needs to go... now. Or I'll personally kill the programmer responsible for that... that... demon! Oh, yeah, here's a pic: Am I the only one who feels the urge to destroy a certain commercial? I await your stories. __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

01-25-2005, 04:48 PM	#3
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	Once a day? Those were the days... we get to see Sweety every 4 minutes (average number). __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

01-25-2005, 05:13 PM	#5
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	Oh my god. Jamster is Jamba! It's only a matter of time until you get infected with Sweety. __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

01-25-2005, 05:54 PM	#6
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	Hahaha! I was just watching Viva La Bam on MTV, and that goddamn chicken commercial was on at least three times in that half hour. It almost makes me pleased that I have a piece of sht monochrome-display phone. Germany, Austria, Switzerland and the Netherlands have had to suffer through nearly a solid year of those damn hippo/rhino/rat/frog/chicken commercials. Americans, you have only just tasted the horror that is Jamba.* EDIT: HAHAH! The UK is pissed at that Crazy Frog. __________________ Last edited by damnhooligan; 01-25-2005 at 06:00 PM.

01-26-2005, 01:34 AM	#7
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,758	I was watching "Pimp my Ride" last week and they had that "Sweety" commercial 5 times (no kidding!!!) in one commercial break. Jamba needs to die. __________________ Make ****, not kill!

01-25-2005, 04:40 PM	#2
Weapon X Turtle Power! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,744	God I hate those commercials with a passion too there so stupid and gay. And I see one of them atleast once a damn day.

01-25-2005, 05:04 PM	#4
jeff the cheff Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: 122 and an eighth Posts: 2,129	I'm see the Jamster commercials all the time, they piss me off. Those sir mix a lot ringtones are ridiculous. Lets pay $5+ for a wallpaper of a dragon turning into a dolphin. Yes, that is an actual wallpaper.

01-26-2005, 01:41 AM	#8
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	Yeah I've already seen that commercial countless times >_< I Can't stand Jamster. I hope they go out of buisness.

01-26-2005, 01:46 AM	#9
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,758	The sad thing is that there are some people who actually download those ringtones. In fact there's an awful lot. Otherwise Jamster/Jamba wouldn't have the money to place their godamn commercials everywhere. __________________ Make ****, not kill!

01-26-2005, 09:26 AM	#10
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	oh my gosh... the sounds of that Crazy frog? They stole that from a thing online. Its a picture of a racecar, with THAT Exact background noise. At the top it says "If you laugh before the thing is over, youre officially crazy". I've seen it! edit Found it.. this one's an oldie. I remember seeing it in Middle or High School... http://www.frenzy.com/~jester/racecar.html Jeezum, nothing's sacred anymore!

01-26-2005, 11:39 AM	#11
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	Yes, Machi, it was stolen. Sad isn't it. Plus, your source is also a stolen one The original is www.very.de I remember watching/listening to that in our library and we fell ff our chairs laughing. Really. Then we got thrown out. Those were the days... __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

01-26-2005, 12:22 PM	#13
Mecha Cow Gorgeous and modest too Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,699	Sweety eh? I suppose it won't be long before we get that one over here. We still get the Crazy Frog or some variation of it every five minutes. And the Crazy Frog sound was not stolen. It was sold to Jamba. __________________

01-26-2005, 02:38 PM	#14
Foxy Boy Thug Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Charlotte Posts: 82	I know I'm being nitpicky, but weapon x, using homosexuality as an insult is more embarrassingly passe and unintelligent than "Yo mama" jokes. Surely you can come up with something better than that to say. AAAAAAnyway, as far as I know, I've seen at least 30 Jamster "fun sounds" commercials, and none of them were the same. Spike the rhino was kind of cool, and the dancing hamster was just flat-out hilarious, but the rest are mostly either "urban culture" or "hot chicks" and yes, Jamster needs to go down in a blaze of glory and take their wallpapers and ringtones with them. __________________ Some people are slow to anger and quick to judge. I'm slow to post and quick to maim. Opeth: the true gods of metal.

01-27-2005, 08:42 AM	#16
Ryona Guest Posts: n/a	Death to TV! ...Seriously... TV just sucks now... I don't even watch much TV any more... I haven't for a long time... There's just too much garbage on TV now.

01-27-2005, 09:19 AM	#17
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	Same with me. I watch TV sparingly. Mostly I watch "The Detour" on Teletoon, which is our answer to Cartoon Networks Adult Swim here in Canada. Family Guy, Futurama, Home Movies, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Such a great line up.