Alicia Silverstone weds

[Raph's Girl]

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...celeb_eo/16744

Alicia Silverstone married her rocker boyfriend, Christopher Jarecki, Saturday in Lake Tahoe, publicist Elizabeth Much confirmed Monday.

It's the first marriage for both the Clueless star and Jarecki, who fronts the California punk band S.T.U.N. The twosome have been dating for eight years.

According to People, 135 friends and family members gathered at a private estate on the shore of Lake Tahoe to watch the couple swap vows in their bare feet.

Jarecki, who professes to not knowing his real age (his parents differ on his birthdate, but he says he's thirtysomething), goes by the nom du rock of Christiane J. His band S.T.U.N., short for Scream Toward the Uprising of Non-Conformity, released its major label debut, Evolution of Energy, in 2003.

A decade ago, Silverstone, 28, was Hollywood's "It" girl, coming off the teen thriller The Crush, a troika of Aerosmith videos ("Cryin'," "Amazing" and "Crazy") and her star-making turn as Cher in Clueless. She dated Adam Sandler; she inked a multimillion-dollar production deal with Columbia.

But the deal soon engendered serious backlash, and her career hit the skids after back-to-back high-profile bombs, Excess Baggage, Batman and Robin. By 1997, she was considered a 21-year-old has-been.

"I slowed my career down myself," she told a reporter in 2003. "Between 1993 and 1997, I made eight movies. By the time I was 21, I wanted to take a step back. I wanted some time for myself--to buy a house, go to the beach, take yoga lessons and just hang out."

After hanging out for a while, Silverstone began working on her second act. She made the low-budget Shakespearean musical Love's Labour's Lost in 2000, produced and gave voice to the TV 'toon Braceface (2001-03) and made her Broadway debut as Elaine Robinson in the stage production of The Graduate.

She appeared in the sequel Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed, starred in the 2003 NBC comedy series Miss Match, which didn't quite last a season, and most recently costarred in Beauty Shop. Her latest film, the romantic thriller Silence Becomes You, should hit theaters later this year.

Raph's Girl note: He doesn't know his age?!

[R-iZZy]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[KROW]

This news deserves the universal reply of, "Mmmkay."

[Sewer Bull]

At least some happy news Raph's Girl

[verminator_x]

wasent she with one of the members in silverchair a few years ago?
hm has time gone so fast i remember i had a big crush for here when i saw "clueless" in 96 everyone loved pamelas barb wire at that time i loved " clueless" well much becouse of alicia silverstone.

[Andrew NDB]

Yeesh:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...ood-Hills.html

[frank_one]

Divorced in 2018. She isn't gonna get married again anytime soon.

[Sage Ninja]

Originally Posted by Andrew NDB

Yeesh:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...ood-Hills.html

um wow. Who read the whole article? At 11 months she prechewed her son's food and then spit it directly into his mouth? She claimed this was done for thousands of years. Is this true?

[Andrew NDB]

She sounds like the worst. Like, take some of the worst things about the far left AND the far right and smash them together into a person and it seems like that's her.

[Leo656]

Originally Posted by Sage Ninja

um wow. Who read the whole article? At 11 months she prechewed her son's food and then spit it directly into his mouth? She claimed this was done for thousands of years. Is this true?

If we're talking about birds, then yes. Human beings, I'm not convinced.

She was always very physically attractive but I found out a looooong time ago that she hardly ever showers, like that sh*t came out in the 90s. And apparently she's still kinda not a huge stickler for hygiene, so I imagine her cooch probably smells like sushi left out overnight.

Definitely someone you only jack off to pictures of at most. Shame.

[Andrew NDB]

[Leo656]

I used to beat off to that video all the goddamn time when I was 12. Those were the days. Before we knew she was gross.

Apparently her mispronunciation of "Haitians" in Clueless was 100% legit, too. That's awesome. I like that she's an Actual Bimbo and not just a pretend one.

[Andrew NDB]

Originally Posted by Leo656

I used to beat off to that video all the goddamn time when I was 12.

You weren't alone!

[Leo656]

Actually I was, that's why I was jackin' off.

I wouldn't meet that crazy 36-year old broad I lived next door to for another two years and change. I thank God every day for her and her "I don't care if this is a felony, let's have some fun" attitude.

....She's dead now. Ain't that some sh*t?

Note to Self: No more shots of Jack today.

[Andrew NDB]

Originally Posted by Leo656

I wouldn't meet that crazy 36-year old broad I lived next door to for another two years and change. I thank God every day for her and her "I don't care if this is a felony, let's have some fun" attitude.

....She's dead now. Ain't that some sh*t?

Wait, you were banging a 36 year-old neighbor when you were 14? That's living the dream, right there.

Note to Self: No more shots of Jack today.

Gross.

This interview with her is only 4 years old:

[Leo656]

I have told that story hundreds of times, sir.

Short version: My Dad and I lived in a four-family apartment unit from 1997 (when I was about 14) until 2008. The woman who lived next door was a 36-year old lonely shut-in. My Dad was trying to hook up with her, but she thought he was gross. We both liked 80s metal and went to concerts at the same local venue (never together, we just both liked the place and had stories). So she started hanging out with me to keep him at bay; "Okay Rich, have a good night, me and Sean are gonna go talk about Megadeth." Then we'd go hang out at her place or in my room watching movies and listening to metal all night. Sometimes she'd hook me up with some beers or a few shots of Jack, or we'd sit around smoking weed all night. One night we stayed up until like 6am and smoked every speck of weed she had in her place, like she was flipping the dresser drawers upside down and shaking 'em out.

One night we were hanging out and I got a Teenage Boy No-Reason Boner, and she noticed. I caught her staring, she asked if I'd ever tell on her if she touched it, I said of course not, so she blew me. Couple days later she just did it again without even asking. Couple days after that, we were watching a movie and after that she asked if I wanted to "fool around some more". She blew me for a while and then she was like, "How far do you wanna go with this?" And I'm like "Why?" And she's like, "I really wanna go all the way, I know it's messed up but I just can't take it... you swear to God you won't tell?" and I'm like "I am definitely not gonna stop you." So we had some incredible sex. I got up to leave, got another boner, we did it again.

After that we did it a few times a week until I was about 18 and met my wife. Sh*t was incredible. She'd sneak over and hop in the shower with me uninvited while I was getting ready for school, with my Dad's room 6 feet away. I'd obviously miss the school bus and she'd just drive me in later. I'd strut into class on Cloud 9 and my buddies would be like, "What're YOU so happy about?" And I'd be like, "...It's Wednesday, man." One time there were a bunch of my Dad's friends over for a party, and she was like, "Hey, I forgot... I need you to come over and help me move the fridge" and we'd hop next door to f*ck. We'd come back and my Dad was like, "What'd you guys do, run off for a quickie?" and she'd be like "Sure!" Nothing like "hiding" in plain sight.

I found out years later that my Dad knew all about it, though, he just never said anything. He told my sister about it though. He thought it was funny. The walls and doors were paper thin in that place and we did it a LOT, so I'm not altogether shocked that he knew. Kinda surprised he never said a word, though, that's the kinda sh*t he usually would make jokes about.

We had fun. It was great. From behind, naked, she looked exactly like Traci Lords, except she had a heart tattoo on her ass. It was uncanny, otherwise. Frontwise... not so much. She wasn't "ugly" but nothing you'd look twice at; definitely better looking on her knees from behind though. Amazing ass. Gave incredible head.

Didn't end well. She wanted me to cheat on my wife with her and I wasn't about that, so things got kinda tense between us after that. Then a few years ago I decided to Google her name and found out she died. No idea what happened but I think she killed herself; she was always talking about it. She had a lot of problems. Unrelated to f*cking a teenager, I mean.

But yeah, those were the f*cking days, man.

Originally Posted by Andrew NDB

Wait, you were banging a 36 year-old neighbor when you were 14? That's living the dream, right there.

100000% agree. Whenever I tell people that story, most times they're horrified and ask me why I didn't call the cops. I always say "Because I'm not a f*cking idiot."

They're usually women, too. Guys wanna give me a High 5, women ask why I didn't have her put in jail. It says a lot about people, how they react to such a thing.

I have no regrets at all, other than we didn't do it sooner and even more often than we did.

[Powder]

Man, she sounds like one sick bitch. That's Hollywood for ya.

[Cowabung-Gal]

Originally Posted by frank_one

Divorced in 2018.

Do celebrity marriages ever last though?

[Mayhem]

Originally Posted by Cowabung-Gal

Do celebrity marriages ever last though?

Posh and Becks, Jeff Bridges and Goldie Hawn, Amy Adams & Darren Le Gallo immediately spring to mind. I imagine reaching 20 years is probably the exception than the norm though.

[Sage Ninja]

Originally Posted by Leo656

If we're talking about birds, then yes. Human beings, I'm not convinced.

She was always very physically attractive, but I found out a looooong time ago that she hardly ever showers, like that sh*t came out in the 90s. And apparently, she's still kinda not a huge stickler for hygiene, so I imagine her cooch probably smells like sushi left out overnight.

Definitely someone you only jack off to pictures of at most. Shame.

yeah, that is what I thought. So weird. parents and kids should not be co-sleeping after toddlerhood. It is a bit weird that she does it when her kid at 11 years old.

And I don't get why these "natural" people seem to have a subset of individuals in their community who are against modern personal hygiene practices. I get it is probably related to wasting water with a shower but taking baths I think has been proven to waste less water than the taking a shower. Our society doesn't like body odor. It really is unpleasant to be around people who do not wash regularly. Knew I guy who was about living naturally and refused to use soap and washed in a pond near his house. He always smelled of the pond water and though it was not a traditional "stink", but it does not smell good and sometimes mixes with his body odor and smell really nasty. This got him dumped by a girl he was dating because she said sex with him was awful because of his poor personal hygiene. She even told me some TMI stuff about his privates This guy finally found a chick as nasty as he is, and she refuses to use feminine hygiene products (because they are poisonous) (and y'all...you can tell when she is on her cycle without even standing too close to her) People like Alicia Silverstone need to realize that not all modern stuff are bad and appreciate how we have a means be cleaner and more stink free than older generations.