Predict the Future

[ThirdMarioBro]

Okay, here's an idea. Think about someone on this board. Think about multiple people. Dosen't matter. Now, going by what you know about them, make a prediction of where you think they'll be in 15-20 years from now. I'll start.

Round One...

Peanut - Quite frankly, I think you're going to get married and have several kids. In all likelyhood, you're going to be one of the best damn dad's ever to walk the earth. I mean, think about it. A dad who watches the WWE, is a hardcore gamer, Star Wars geek, computer geek, and lives in Canada. You got it made man.

Ai - Ai, most likely I see you being married to your computer. Basically, one of the Hardcore elite super geeks. My belief is that you're going to wind up working as a high level multi-lingual C++ programmer either at Microsoft, Sony, Square's US branch, or perferrably a Japanese office of said companies. Most likely Microsoft imo. You'll be single your whole life, but hell, when you've got gaming, that's not such a bad thing.

Ryo - As time passes, your extreme talent at art will blosom and grow until you either become one of the most popular manga artists in the world, or an art teacher to spread your talent to future generations of artists. Either that, or you'll become a character designer for a major animation company and bring new life to the struggling animation industry because your art skills are so kickass.
More to come...

Anarky - Anarky, I see you as winding up being an English/writing teacher one day at a high class University. The way you live life, and you're attitude twords daily life will most likely make you the bain of the faculty, but you'll absoultely endeer yourself to your students and change a lot of lives over the course of your career which is a damn fine thing.

Voltron - Simply put, you'll be the greatest goddamn comedian to ever walk the face of the earth. One day someone will reconize you for your talent and your untouchable sense of humor, and you'll become hella famous and hella rich, and have stalkers from the Technodrome trying to constantly scam you.

Matthew 128 - After spending years of time, and tons of cash, you'll open up a WWII measuem in Texas and charge admission basically making the greatest tourist trap in a tri-county area. Utilizing all of your collection, you'll turn it into a profitable enterprise and rake in the dough over the years as the stuf you have becomes rarer and rarer and more people gain an intrest to study such things.

Hannah - You'll go through far darker days at your current home than you have thus far as you get older, but eventually you'll grow up, get out of your house, go to college, then transfer to California and live happily ever after with Shadow.


More to come...

[Ra]

Wow. That's some pretty good predictions TMB. A quick one for you -

Third Mario Bro - You will be working for Nintentdo, designing game play for good games or something similar, drooling over your love and still can't believe that you have it all

Might be bad, but it can't hurt to dream, no?

[Hannah]

TMB.... you are so kickass.


I'll make some predictions later when I can be on longer... k?

[damnhooligan]

Haha, nice, TMB. Those are actually pretty reasonable predictions, I'd say. A bit on the positive side, but nevertheless reasonable.

Here's a free prediction that anyone can claim if they want it. "You will die cold and alone in about 8 years. Your dead body will be discovered by your landlord two weeks later, after your downstairs neighbour complained about the smell. Only one guy will come to your funeral, but he'll leave about twenty minutes in and take the shrimp platter with him. You will be remembered solely as 'that guy with the hair', which will be chiseled onto your headstone because no one can be arsed to remember your name."

[Anarky]

Originally Posted by ThirdMarioBro

Anarky - Anarky, I see you as winding up being an English/writing teacher one day at a high class University. The way you live life, and you're attitude twords daily life will most likely make you the bain of the faculty, but you'll absoultely endeer yourself to your students and change a lot of lives over the course of your career which is a damn fine thing.

Whoa, uhm thanks. That's about what I want to do... I think.

As for predictions, I knew I should have kidnapped that guy who was seeing the future yesterday.

Anyways, here I go:

Matthew138:Your collection will grow larger, you probably have to move just to house it all. Either one of us will go and see the other one and then we get drunk while impersonating Hitler and, to finish up the evening, we'll be arrested for being too loud in the streets. I know, it's not an in-depth prediction, but my Future-antenna (tm) is a bit weird today.

Ryo: A great creative spirit, not only in drawing but generally creating. I can definitely see you as an artist with own atelier and selling artworks for a high price. (Or a make-up artist )

ThirdMarioBro: If you shouldn't make the gaming industrie, I can see you writing articles, reviews and columns for a serious computer magazine, going to conventions such as E3. You'll be one of the bigger names in the industry.

Sheesh, lack of sleep sure gets to me. I'll try again tomorrow.

[愛]

DAMN RIGHT I GOT GAMING!! Yeah, that prediction sounds about right.

Wow! Thank you TMB and Anarky! ^_^
Those are great predictions. I so hope they happen.

I'm so going to write a couple for people!


Oh, and Damnhooligan, that one you wrote is awesome! I think I'll pin that one with Jester.

[Jester]

U're so mean....why would u say that....am i really that sad and depressing....

[Ra]

*pats Jester on the back* don't worry Jester, all hope is not lost

Jester
I see you with a new Jeter hat after your pet Parana ripped your old one up. But not a bad one that when you wash it, it instantly shrinks in the washer. This one will be made of a futuristic material and will enable you to make it rain. You'll be known as "The Rain Man" and will travel on a Unicorn from one town to another making rain for money. Soon it will become a ledgend and in the year 3429, will be just regarded as a myth

[Jester]

:p Thanks Ra.....That made me chuckle....

[Brodie]

Ouch guys, ouch. I'll wait for Voltron to do my future...

[damnhooligan]

Originally Posted by Brodie

Ouch guys, ouch. I'll wait for Voltron to do my future...

Okay, I'll take a stab at yer future.

Brodie: In May of 2008, after a car backfires in your driveway during an all-night Romero-a-thon, you grab whatever you can carry and head for the hills, fairly certain that zombies have indeed invaded your neighbourhood. You're rarely spotted outside of your 'complex' in the woods near Lake Placid, which consists of a very-well hidden rusting 1969 Dodge Dart reinforced with aluminum siding and steel rebar. You survive on expired tins of creamed corn and spaghettios you found behind an Aldi dumpster, while entertaining yourself by carving comics on sheets of peeled bark. Seven months later, you spot a cub scout troop and manage to kill off five of them and their troop leader (believing them to be infected) before one of the more agile Webelos manages to subdue you momentarily with a blow to the head. You're slowly reintroduced into society and spend the rest of your life floating in and out of mental institutions.

[Peanut]

Thanks for that, TMB. I couldn't say I'd want anything more.

I'll make some predictions too.

TMB: You'll most likely end up somewhere in the game industry. If you don't get a job working out gameplay idea's for Nintendo, you'll take the spot of Reggie when he retires, or else be a highly respected gaming journalist.

Ai: You'll end up doing something in computers and play games the rest of your life. At age 35 you'll crack and finally order a wife from overseas.

Brodie: While illustrating a great new comic about zombies, you'll get a papercut, which you'll ignore. You'll soon find the cut has gotten quite nasty and possibly infected. You'll once again ignore it and a week later you'll die.

Voltron: You'll become the first cross dressing Irish folk singer. This will only help to further your comedy career. Before you know it you're a household name.

[ThirdMarioBro]

Originally Posted by Peanut

Voltron: You'll become the first cross dressing Irish folk singer. This will only help to further your comedy career. Before you know it you're a household name.

[XERO]

Hmmm..

I need to figure out my visions.

*goes to ponder*

[Voltron]

Originally Posted by TMB

Voltron - Simply put, you'll be the greatest goddamn comedian to ever walk the face of the earth. One day someone will reconize you for your talent and your untouchable sense of humor, and you'll become hella famous and hella rich, and have stalkers from the Technodrome trying to constantly scam you.

Thanks. Good to know my comedy is appreciated.

Originally Posted by Peanut

Voltron: You'll become the first cross dressing Irish folk singer. This will only help to further your comedy career. Before you know it you're a household name.

Looks like the future is bright. Flaming bright.

[raphael_is_cool]

TMB:
One day a playstation magazine is delivered to your door. You assume your Nintendo magazine subscription delivery got mixed up by the publisher and you simply received a copy of their own playstation magazine. This still offends and upsets you. Angered by this, you storm into the kitchen and throw it in the bin before making yourself a cup of coco to calm yourself. As you sit and recover your chi you think back to the magazine and realise you glimpsed the address and name on it. You recover it from the bin and see the delivery details are all wrong except for the house number and zip code being one digit out. Considering it is a free day and the sun is shining, causing horrible glare on your television because the blinds got stuck open you decide to find the correct owner of the magazine and head off on a journey. However, not without packing a couple of fairies into jam jars, lest there be any trouble, and your sword to smite the sony lover. Along the way you find some gems hidden among some grass. 'Whoever would leave those there? These are valuable!', you think to yourself. When you finally reach the house and knock you are greeted by an attractive woman.
'Hello, can I help?' she says.
'Do you own a playstation', you cut straight to the point.
'Umm, yes, I'm an avid fan'
Your face literally clenches. An attractive woman, who likes computer games...or does she? An internal struggle begins. Make her yours and try to turn her to your nintendo ways, building on the foundations already there or slay her and make her pay for her crimes?
'Would you like to come in for some coco?' she snaps you out of your thoughts
'No, thanks' you reply. 'I've already had coco today' you think to yourself 'Too much will give me a sugar high'
And with that you run her through and run off.

Later after your release from prison for murder charges you meet a nice woman, marry and live happily ever after.


ps. if anyone even actually reads this I might do another

[Barkworm]

Originally Posted by raphael_is_cool

TMB:
One day a playstation magazine is delivered to your door. You assume your Nintendo magazine subscription delivery got mixed up by the publisher and you simply received a copy of their own playstation magazine. This still offends and upsets you. Angered by this, you storm into the kitchen and throw it in the bin before making yourself a cup of coco to calm yourself. As you sit and recover your chi you think back to the magazine and realise you glimpsed the address and name on it. You recover it from the bin and see the delivery details are all wrong except for the house number and zip code being one digit out. Considering it is a free day and the sun is shining, causing horrible glare on your television because the blinds got stuck open you decide to find the correct owner of the magazine and head off on a journey. However, not without packing a couple of fairies into jam jars, lest there be any trouble, and your sword to smite the sony lover. Along the way you find some gems hidden among some grass. 'Whoever would leave those there? These are valuable!', you think to yourself. When you finally reach the house and knock you are greeted by an attractive woman.
'Hello, can I help?' she says.
'Do you own a playstation', you cut straight to the point.
'Umm, yes, I'm an avid fan'
Your face literally clenches. An attractive woman, who likes computer games...or does she? An internal struggle begins. Make her yours and try to turn her to your nintendo ways, building on the foundations already there or slay her and make her pay for her crimes?
'Would you like to come in for some coco?' she snaps you out of your thoughts

You know what? It seems like this story actually happened and TMB said "Yes!"

[GK Punk]

Originally Posted by Peanut

Voltron: You'll become the first cross dressing Irish folk singer. This will only help to further your comedy career. Before you know it you're a household name.

I think you misunderstood the point of the thread, Peanut. It's about the FUTURE, not the CURRENT...

[ThirdMarioBro]

Originally Posted by Alison Chains

I think you misunderstood the point of the thread, Peanut. It's about the FUTURE, not the CURRENT...

Pwned.

Originally Posted by Barkworm

You know what? It seems like this story actually happened and TMB said "Yes!"

*whistles ever so innocently*