Pathetic G4 Award winners

*Spitfire* · 08-10-2005, 01:50 PM

Here are the winners. I didn't watch it but I saw this list and I wanted to puke. I heard Resident Evil 4 was nominated for most everything Halo 2 was and lost. And I heard Devil May Cry 3 was nominated for everything God Of War was and lost. Talk about causal gamer hell. I hate G4

G-PHORIA 2005 WINNERS

Alt Sports Award Fueled by Mountain Dew
NBA Street V3

Best Adaptation
LEGO Star Wars The Video Game

Best Action Game
God of War

Best Boss
Halo 2 - Scarab Battle

Best Cinematic
God of War

Best Graphics
Half-Life 2

Best Handheld Game
The Legend of ZeldaTM: The Minish Cap

Best Innovation
Katamari Damacy

Best Licensed Soundtrack
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Best Multiplayer Game
Halo 2

Best Original Game
God of War

Best Original Soundtrack
Halo 2

Best Racing Game
Burnout 3: Takedown

Best RPG
Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords

Best Shooter
Halo 2

Best Sound Design
Halo 2

Best Traditional Sports Game
Madden NFL 2005

Best Voice Performance - Female
Half-Life 2 - Merle Dandridge

Best Voice Performance - Male
Halo 2 - David Cross

EB Gamers Choice Award
World of Warcraft

Favorite Character
God of War - Kratos

Game of the Year
Halo 2

Legend Award Presented by Jeep
Ralph Baer

*Raven* · 08-10-2005, 03:33 PM

halo won almost everything, that just sickens me!

**ThirdMarioBro** · 08-10-2005, 04:05 PM

Yeah, I got the results in a press release last week and puked at that time. I was gonna post them here, but it was all sh*t news anyway so I didn't feel like it.

Half Life 2 is a far better shooter than Halo 2 anyday. Halo pwns at Multiplayer.....or I should sys "did" pwn at multiplayer before it got hacked, but no way in hell it deserves best shooter.

But hey, it's G4, so I expected no less. Seeing some dork dressed up in a Jedi costume tell bad jokes with Rappers introduced by Morgan Webb (met her, she's a b*tch btw) is not my idea of entertainment.

愛 · 08-10-2005, 04:26 PM

It's G4. I expected no less. That TV network is one big joke. I can't believe how pathetic they can get.

**Barkworm** · 08-11-2005, 12:01 AM

"God of War" deserves its awards. Apart from that... well, it isn't THAT bad, I actually agree with a lot of those results.

**GK Punk** · 08-11-2005, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Barkworm

"God of War" deserves its awards. Apart from that... well, it isn't THAT bad, I actually agree with a lot of those results.

Same here... and I hate G4 with a passion. They killed Tech TV

*Spitfire* · 08-11-2005, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Barkworm

"God of War" deserves its awards. Apart from that... well, it isn't THAT bad, I actually agree with a lot of those results.

Being the Devil May Cry Veteran I am I found God Of War to be drastically simple and no fun because it was no challenge...I also thought it needed more variation between weapons. Chaining weapons together to make your own combos was a kick ass concept...

**Barkworm** · 08-11-2005, 03:23 AM

All I can say about that is that I usually don't play Action games but "GoW" got my soul.

*The Stryker* · 08-11-2005, 09:37 PM

So wait.....RE4 won...NOTHING?!

Oh man, im dizzy

~~mogu-pills-of-life~~ · 08-11-2005, 09:46 PM

I think pokemon should have one all the medals.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 08-12-2005, 01:16 AM

Ugh, RE4 was released this year (barely). But you'll probobly be right when it does come.

Raphael29 · 08-13-2005, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by major pain

halo won almost everything, that just sickens me!

Me too, the game isn't even fun, it's a great big bore fest after 10 minutes, wow, move, shoot, move, shoot, boring city.

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Originally Posted by ???

If you apply the same logic to Super Mario Brothers, you get the same results. It's run, jump, run, jump, yaaaaaaawn. I believe you have to make games like Halo fun by yourself. You can't expect a genre so bland to give you something innovative.

Not True Goldeneye was extremely innovative, it is the best Fps ever, because it makes you do little side missions and talk to people and added new elements to the genre, its more than just a normal FPS, I want more Fps's like that where you do more than just kill everything that moves.

愛 · 08-13-2005, 02:59 PM

If you apply the same logic to Super Mario Brothers, you get the same results. It's run, jump, run, jump, yaaaaaaawn. I believe you have to make games like Halo fun by yourself. You can't expect a genre so bland to give you something innovative.

08-10-2005, 01:50 PM	#1
Spitfire Writer • Director Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 12,035	Pathetic G4 Award winners Here are the winners. I didn't watch it but I saw this list and I wanted to puke. I heard Resident Evil 4 was nominated for most everything Halo 2 was and lost. And I heard Devil May Cry 3 was nominated for everything God Of War was and lost. Talk about causal gamer hell. I hate G4 G-PHORIA 2005 WINNERS Alt Sports Award Fueled by Mountain Dew NBA Street V3 Best Adaptation LEGO Star Wars The Video Game Best Action Game God of War Best Boss Halo 2 - Scarab Battle Best Cinematic God of War Best Graphics Half-Life 2 Best Handheld Game The Legend of ZeldaTM: The Minish Cap Best Innovation Katamari Damacy Best Licensed Soundtrack Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Best Multiplayer Game Halo 2 Best Original Game God of War Best Original Soundtrack Halo 2 Best Racing Game Burnout 3: Takedown Best RPG Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords Best Shooter Halo 2 Best Sound Design Halo 2 Best Traditional Sports Game Madden NFL 2005 Best Voice Performance - Female Half-Life 2 - Merle Dandridge Best Voice Performance - Male Halo 2 - David Cross EB Gamers Choice Award World of Warcraft Favorite Character God of War - Kratos Game of the Year Halo 2 Legend Award Presented by Jeep Ralph Baer __________________ Check out my online portfolio http://www.christopherpelletier.com/ Last edited by Spitfire; 08-10-2005 at 01:57 PM.

08-10-2005, 03:33 PM	#2
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08-10-2005, 04:05 PM	#3
ThirdMarioBro Tea Time! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,905	Yeah, I got the results in a press release last week and puked at that time. I was gonna post them here, but it was all sht news anyway so I didn't feel like it. Half Life 2 is a far better shooter than Halo 2 anyday. Halo pwns at Multiplayer.....or I should sys "did" pwn at multiplayer before it got hacked, but no way in hell it deserves best shooter. But hey, it's G4, so I expected no less. Seeing some dork dressed up in a Jedi costume tell bad jokes with Rappers introduced by Morgan Webb (met her, she's a btch btw) is not my idea of entertainment. __________________

08-11-2005, 12:01 AM	#5
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,735	"God of War" deserves its awards. Apart from that... well, it isn't THAT bad, I actually agree with a lot of those results. __________________ Make ****, not kill!

08-11-2005, 03:23 AM	#8
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,735	All I can say about that is that I usually don't play Action games but "GoW" got my soul. __________________ Make ****, not kill!

08-10-2005, 04:26 PM	#4
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	It's G4. I expected no less. That TV network is one big joke. I can't believe how pathetic they can get.

08-11-2005, 09:37 PM	#9
The Stryker Stupid Rich Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Room 237 Posts: 11,152	So wait.....RE4 won...NOTHING?! Oh man, im dizzy __________________ @~<3 Mom~@

08-11-2005, 09:46 PM	#10
~~mogu-pills-of-life~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: texas Posts: 63	I think pokemon should have one all the medals.

08-12-2005, 01:16 AM	#11
ThirdMarioBro Tea Time! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,905	Ugh, RE4 was released this year (barely). But you'll probobly be right when it does come. __________________

08-13-2005, 02:59 PM	#13
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	If you apply the same logic to Super Mario Brothers, you get the same results. It's run, jump, run, jump, yaaaaaaawn. I believe you have to make games like Halo fun by yourself. You can't expect a genre so bland to give you something innovative.