Tan that Fanny for better SAT scores!

*kyabetsu* · 09-19-2005, 07:17 PM

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Spankings Make You Smarter
By JUSTIN MITCHELL
International Herald Tribune

LUCERNE, Switzerland - A whack on the fanny boosts your brain's ability to store and recall information - and can help college students ace exams, a fascinating new study shows.

Experts at the Lucerne Institute of Psychological Research have found that your brains may indeed be connected with your behind.

A study of 150 college student volunteers found that following some swats on their seats their ability to remember facts increased an average of 38 percent!

Students who were barely passing at the time they agreed to submit to the spankings raised their grade point averages dramatically after repeated blows to their buns.

"We found the adrenaline rates increased significantly during the spankings," says psychologist Dr. Crispin Heinz.

"And the resulting endorphins used to minimize the pain combined with the adrenaline to effectively open up previously underutilized neural pathways - turning them into IQ hyperlinks!"

Beware of study buddies bearing paddles.

*Anarky* · 09-19-2005, 07:44 PM

God, we Swiss are even more stupid that I thought. I mean, who wants to know that anyways?

*kyabetsu* · 09-19-2005, 07:47 PM

i'm sure there are equally ridiculous studies being performed in almost every country on the planet. And... apparently a spanking enthusiast wanted to prove that it was more than just a fetish...

*Anarky* · 09-19-2005, 07:51 PM

We can do worse, actually, but that's not something for a PG-13 board. Let's just say it contained boiling water and resulted in infertility.

*kyabetsu* · 09-19-2005, 07:53 PM

oh dear. ...surely not... I mean, i've heard of "tea-bagging" but, that's taking things too far!

*KROW* · 09-20-2005, 06:13 AM

This surely brings to mind the phrase, "Thank you, sir, may I have another!"

I thought we were just fine with stretches and orange juice.

*Sewer Bull* · 09-20-2005, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Anarky

Let's just say it contained boiling water and resulted in infertility.

And it was supposed to enhance the learning results...

Geez, some people.

*Anarky* · 09-20-2005, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Sewer Bull

And it was supposed to enhance the learning results...

Geez, some people.

I don't actually know what that one was good for. But in the end, they were apparently happy with the results.

*Spitfire* · 09-20-2005, 08:24 AM

I could just see some guy in a buinesses suit hunched over a desk while some German Kink girl dressed like a teacher spanks him yelling "Study, Study!"

*Sewer Bull* · 09-20-2005, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Spitfire666xXxXx

I could just see some guy in a buinesses suit hunched over a desk while some German Kink girl dressed like a teacher spanks him yelling "Study, Study!"

... with a ruler.

Cerpin Taxt · 09-20-2005, 08:44 AM

See, I never studied or anything. To prepare for my SATs the night before, I got really drunk and went to Six Flags, and still ended up with the third best score in my grade.

Spankings wouldn't help. I'm not into that S&M crap.

09-19-2005, 07:44 PM	#2
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	God, we Swiss are even more stupid that I thought. I mean, who wants to know that anyways? __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

09-19-2005, 07:51 PM	#4
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	We can do worse, actually, but that's not something for a PG-13 board. Let's just say it contained boiling water and resulted in infertility. __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

09-20-2005, 06:13 AM	#6
KROW Meat-n-Potatoes Man Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: State's Anus, NY Posts: 6,472	This surely brings to mind the phrase, "Thank you, sir, may I have another!" I thought we were just fine with stretches and orange juice. __________________ - Optimus Acid Trip - Cult of a Half-Shell - Raiden's Bitter Tongue - *I don't try to be funny; I fail at it naturally.*

09-20-2005, 08:24 AM	#9
Spitfire Writer • Director Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 12,035	I could just see some guy in a buinesses suit hunched over a desk while some German Kink girl dressed like a teacher spanks him yelling "Study, Study!" __________________ Check out my online portfolio http://www.christopherpelletier.com/

09-19-2005, 07:47 PM	#3
kyabetsu Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under my hat Posts: 4,393	i'm sure there are equally ridiculous studies being performed in almost every country on the planet. And... apparently a spanking enthusiast wanted to prove that it was more than just a fetish...

09-19-2005, 07:53 PM	#5
kyabetsu Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under my hat Posts: 4,393	oh dear. ...surely not... I mean, i've heard of "tea-bagging" but, that's taking things too far!

09-20-2005, 08:44 AM	#11
Cerpin Taxt Hench Mutant Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 278	See, I never studied or anything. To prepare for my SATs the night before, I got really drunk and went to Six Flags, and still ended up with the third best score in my grade. Spankings wouldn't help. I'm not into that S&M crap.